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Paysan and the gnome

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Paysan- a boozer only selling wine. Upstairs cavern of the curious gnome - a 9 1/2 foot gnome only selling a top quality beer. Chester. The Cup Inn is our next adventure

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𝕊𝕜𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕠𝕟𝕂𝕖𝕪 @skeletonkey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Gail Myerscough @gailmyerscough.co.uk · 29/09/2026
I’m Gail, a one woman (and a feline assistant) business, based in Manchester. I create prints, homewares, T-shirts & cards inspired by midcentury design, music and architecture. Have a look gailmyerscough.co.uk
A grid of twelve illustrations featuring music designs, architecture designs, books, retro abstract designs and swimmers. Bold and colourful.
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Paysan and the gnome @paysan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
tokyo in news for 34 consecutive days of rain. manchester reacts.
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Man's Indifferent 'Nevermind Whatever'
ALT: Man's Indifferent 'Nevermind Whatever'
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Jono @dynamojono.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Back out in Chester today! Having "In a World Full of Donald's, Be a Dolly" by Big Trip at @paysan.bsky.social #BskyBeer
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Paysan and the gnome @paysan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Shakespearean actor: Closes the front door at home and slumps dejected and exhausted on the sofa. Shakespearean actor's wife: "another ruff day at work?"
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Czech Theatre: Shakespearean Character
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Roger @rogerwithnod.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
50 years since Floella Benjamin first presented on Playschool. Considering I was nearly 4 at the time, I'd have been one of the early catchment! A lot of youze are the same age, come on, don't deny it 😆
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THAT BEER PLACE... @thatbeerplace.co.uk · 24/09/2026
🚨IT'S OFFICIAL... WE SELL GOOD BEER!🚨 We're pleased to announce that we have made it into CAMRA's Good Beer Guide for 2027. Congratulations also to the other Chester entries... Cavern of the Curious Gnome The Albion Brewery Tap Olde Cottage Harkers Station Tap Bluestone Sandstone
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Beer Today @beertoday.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
CAMRA has published the 2027 Good Beer Guide, renewing calls for a formal competition investigation into the global brewers who dominate the UK beer market beertoday.co.uk/2026/09/23/g... #beer #beernews #beerguide @camraofficial.bsky.social
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CAMRA’s 2027 Good Beer Guide is published - Beer Today
CAMRA has published the 2027 Good Beer Guide, renewing calls for a formal competition investigation into the global brewers who dominate the UK beer market
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Paysan and the gnome @paysan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
the Santander bank advert is disgusting. stating how 67% of folks fear looking at the bank balance but saying its fine cos they offer an 8% interest account.. like the people struggling to make ends meet give a shit about interest.. all in a glib fashion... out of touch pricks.
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Paysan and the gnome @paysan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
there's an interesting documentary on ITV4 about the future of our relationship with AI.
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Tony Jones @tonyj1878.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
And we let this fucking wet wipe get away with it.... Won't one politician for the love of fuck come out and call out these tax dodging companies and billionaires??
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just because I strongly oppose any measure to tackle Russian misinformation, doesn’t mean I’m on Russia's side. In unrelated news, one of the few times I bothered turning up for work as an MEP was to vote AGAINST measures to tackle the spread of Russian misinformation...
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Ian Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Over the last few months these guys made me proud to be British: kind, practical, profoundly moral, a testament to this island. Now they're targeted by the very worst of us. I just gave them a bunch of money. You should too. Show those fascist clowns what's what. rnli.org/support-us/g...
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Donate to the RNLI and help save lives at sea
Your donations really make a difference. We depend on your generosity to educate people to stay safe and prevent tragedies on and offshore. Donate here.
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Anti-Reform @antireform.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"Sometimes satire says far more about the absurdity of a situation than a thousand serious words ever could. NewsThump absolutely nails it." via Truth Against Hate newsthump.com/2026/09/19/p...
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
For those who have forgotten the past 40 years: Tax cuts for the rich ...don’t trickle down Boosting military spending ...doesn’t bring peace Slashing regulations ...doesn’t create jobs Folks, we’ve seen this all before.
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Paysan and the gnome @paysan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm very much enjoying sharing a couple of bottles of good red burgundy. I just realised I haven't had any for over a month or so. it's been like catching up with a dear friend.
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The Corduroy Bandit @corduroybandit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
“This place is great, though the lobster tank could be warmer.”
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Paysan and the gnome @paysan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I drive what I would consider to be a “normal” sized car… I’m parked next to a Mini… it’s effing gigantic!! This desire for bigger cars is hideous and don’t bore about tarquin and lillibets school run requirements.
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Paysan and the gnome @paysan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
he just doesn't like bananas cos he can't work out how to open them.
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm in a terrace of eight houses. No.3 somehow got planning permission for a front door porch and a 4ft front garden fence. It's plastered with bunting and 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿. The whole row now looks like a fascist's compound.
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The Marble Arch @themarblearch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
🚧 It’s happened again! 🚧 Unfortunately, we’ve been hit with the roadworks once again! The disruption does have an impact on our business, so we’d really appreciate your support. Come keep us busy, pop in, grab a pint & show your support for your local!🍺 The roadworks might be here, but so are we!
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Paysan and the gnome @paysan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
picture is much more amusing if you assume its trumps hand.
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Mark Carney’s approval estimated at 70% worldwide, Donald Trump has roughly 0.85%. The US crash out is reaching unprecedented levels.
PM Carney leaning over to teach a senile old pedophile about economics.
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Roger Protz @rogerprotz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Deep socio-political dive into pub history, 2004. Commentary myself, @petebrownbeer.bsky.social, Rowan Pelling, late Jeremy Hardy, Landlords. Covering rich archive, @camraofficial.bsky.social, monopolies&mergers, pubcos pub name battles. Warning: some unpleasant sexist archive.
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BBC Four - Timeshift, The History of Pubs
Examining the core values of this definitively British institution.
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
No matter how you answer “the better of two sci fi franchises” in this NYT crossword, the other clues still work. Even more diabolical, if you give Star Trek as the answer, 71 down is the Star Wars answer.
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Joe Scaramanga @joescaramanga.co.uk · 17/09/2026
Well played, cunts. www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home...
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RNLI closes Portsmouth lifeboat station after huge anti-migrant protests
RNLI volunteers were branded ‘traitors’ after bringing migrants ashore
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Stephen Moran. @moranstephen1000.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Anti-Reform @antireform.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"Why is Gbeebies allowed to exist? Corrupt to the core" via The UK Against Hate
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
UK Border Forces have just smashed a smuggling gang trying to get 2 cases of San Pellegrino sparkling water and a Daily Telegraph into Piddington.
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Paysan and the gnome @paysan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
radio 4... don't say food has gone up 40% in ten years... how about its gone up 40% since Brexit.. stop pussying around the is issue. @bbcnewsnight.bsky.social
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Don’t forget to watch me on GB News tonight, where I will be spouting lies, bullshit and propaganda completely uninterrupted. Now that's what I call journalism.
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Jenny O @msyellowhat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ed Sheeran is currently scouring Piddington for people willing to play in his band
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🇨🇦 Tom [redacted]🍁📎 @tntnle.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
😡😡😡👇 @juice2024.bsky.social @hiebertr.bsky.social
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GarethK @outblandish1.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Been on shift since Friday night, so tonight is the start of my weekend with this beautiful Straffe Hendrik in The Gnome. Cheers. #bskybeer
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Danny Kelly @dannykelly.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Loving these!!! #RNLI #Amazulu
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Paysan and the gnome @paysan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Very much this. Fine if you want to but to lose the option of just paying and fucking off home is a loss of freedom.. I should not have to argue with a guy at curry’s to buy a microwave cos I don’t want to give an email address.
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Douglas Ogg @dougogg.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I hate to sound like a Luddite, but I agree with this.
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Jono @dynamojono.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Back out in Chester today! Started at the Golden Eagle, then went to the Brewery Tap, Cross Keys and now I'm at @paysan.bsky.social. Also, found a photo on my phone today of the first time I went to the Gnome back in 2022.
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Media Diversified @writersofcolour.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
A HMRC official was sacked because he was caught on camera saying he gives wrong information to black and brown people when they call for advice in a bid to sabotage them. He was a member of the far right group Patriotic Alternative. How many more?
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Tanita Tikaram @tanitatikaram.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
What I love about Western democracy is you can bung a political party £ 36 million earned from criminal activity & most media will continue to point at asylum seekers & migrant care workers with families as the barbarians at the gate we need to defend ourselves from 🙄.
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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
if you’re not leading the Reform story with ‘A convicted money launderer…’ you’re just reading a press release
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My dad died 10 years ago, it was sudden and horribly painful. But much better than what's happened to mum. She used to be such a sweet soul and now she's posting on Facebook about wanting migrants shot and drowned in the channel. I love her but I don't like or respect her anymore
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Paysan and the gnome @paysan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
oh that song from top gun without wings.. I say that but ive never watched said days of thunder, im just guessing.
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Paysan and the gnome @paysan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I never gave the KLF the credit they were due back in the day.
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Nathan @infieldfryup.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Chester races are a fucking blight on this city. Disgusting behaviour is accepted and almost normalised.
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Ruth Watson @ruthwatson.eurosky.social · 07/09/2026
The courage of those who set out to save those at risk of drowning can never be overestimated. Each rescue is a challenge. I used to watch the Orkney lifeboat head out into rough seas with my heart in my mouth. Remarkable courage. Donate to the #RNLI here: shop.rnli.org/products/don...
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Donation to RNLI
It costs us around £483,000 a day to run our lifesaving service. Your kind donation will help deliver our lifesaving work.
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Hey Furb! @furble.uk · 10/09/2026
Absolutely f-off to those right wing arseholes who are bitching about the lifeboats saving lives at sea, regardless of who they are. I'll keep giving the RNLI money and always will do because they're amazing and brave people. rnli.org/support-us/give-money/donate
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Olde Cottage @oldecottage.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Return of the Bass, thank you to everybody who attended the quiz last night over £40 raised, and thank you for Emma who hosted it. Yes, it is Thursday, and yes, we are open at four @beersinchester.bsky.social @editorcamra.bsky.social @johnbagatelle.bsky.social @redjumpermartin.bsky.social
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