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Red Jumper Martin @redjumpermartin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

There's train beers, and then there's TRAIN BEERS

Red Jumper Martin @redjumpermartin.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Also also, my phone is making a racket, I pick it up and see a really long message, but click OK to make it shut the fuck up, but as soon as I do that the message disappears... so you want me to read some really important information while my phone is going batshit in my face? Cool... 👍👍

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Red Jumper Martin @redjumpermartin.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Also, where does it stop? Am I going to get an alert tomorrow to tell me not to leave the frying pan unattended? More of the same and then the only way it goes is people ignoring any future alerts.

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Red Jumper Martin @redjumpermartin.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

All these alerts going off on people's phones tonight - is this some kind of error? Surely the government aren't using a system designed to warn of actual threat to life to tell people not to bbq in a drought, but only right at the end of the drought when a lot of the damage has already been done?

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Jono @dynamojono.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

But why now? Why not several weeks ago when weather was even hotter? Today is a lot cooler and it's gonna be this way for the foreseeable future. Don't tell me the government are gonna start abusing the alert system...

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Alexander Capstick @devastatinghihat.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Summer edition. ☀️🪩💃🕺 TONIGHT! Don’t worry. I’ve spoke to your boss. You’re off tomorrow. 👍

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Jaipur Drinker @jaipur-drinker.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

FIFA = Fix It For Argentina

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Jaipur Drinker @jaipur-drinker.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

A three-hour bloated disgrace of a final that would only have capped this rancid tournament more fittingly if Argentina had somehow won. Luckily, Cape Verde gave Spain a better game than them. A return to domestic football can’t come soon enough.

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Will @n5n7badges.com · 19/07/2026

Where’s your banner, Argentina?

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Tim Stillman ⭐️⭐️ @tim-stillman.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Infantino a total disgrace and a stain on the sport from beginning to end. Soured this whole tournament

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arseblog @arseblog.com · 19/07/2026

GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY TRUMP

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arseblog @arseblog.com · 06/07/2026

I hate to inflict this man on you, but this is extraordinary in its ignorance of football and the rules of the game, and essentially says he called in a favour from 'Johnny' Infantino to get the suspension overturned. This is genuine disgrace. www.reddit.com/r/soccer/com...

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From the soccer community on Reddit: Trump confirms that he called FIFA about Balogun’s red card: “[The referee] made a call that nobody could believe ... he's our best player, or one of our best play...

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Red Jumper Martin @redjumpermartin.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Daylight robbery from the Belgians that

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Red Jumper Martin @redjumpermartin.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Senegal deserve this defeat. Shat the bed and then acted like that about a clear penalty? Fuck off lads.

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Red Jumper Martin @redjumpermartin.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

That Woltemade pen is, I think, the worst penalty ever taken in the history of association football.

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Stephen Slack @stephenslack.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

The ‘VAR pundit’ ex ref knobhead needs to be fucked off immediately.

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Red Jumper Martin @redjumpermartin.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

@yanny.bsky.social fresh on as of about half hour ago. It's un fucking real. 👀

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Red Jumper Martin @redjumpermartin.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

I'm always buzzing to get on a plane, just a shame this is with the scum pikey cunts

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Red Jumper Martin @redjumpermartin.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Fucking lovely to be back home. Delighted to be able to show friends around too ❤️

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Red Jumper Martin @redjumpermartin.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

I've never been to a game before when the result has been completely and utterly irrelevant. It's a wonderful feeling. A pig in shit would dream of being in my position. UP THE FUCKING GUN 💪💪🥳🥳🔴⚪️🔴⚪️

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Red Jumper Martin @redjumpermartin.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

This geezer is on a date, they've just left and I think they're going for a kebab or summat, but fuck me talk about lack of fucking effort pal...

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Red Jumper Martin @redjumpermartin.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Bit of a rush for the train (as it happens needn't have bothered🙈) so just a few Frühs for today's Train Tinnies

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arseblog @arseblog.com · 19/05/2026

I'm so happy for all of us

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arseblog @arseblog.com · 19/05/2026

Show me that bottle cunt now. #bottlecunt

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arseblog @arseblog.com · 05/05/2026

2023-24: Quarter final. 2024-25: Semi final. 2025-26: FINAL! We've made such strides in Europe, now a chance to win the biggest trophy. Everyone one of those lads gave it their all tonight, massive credit to them. What a night. ❤️

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arseblog @arseblog.com · 05/05/2026

GET THE FUCK IN!

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Red Jumper Martin @redjumpermartin.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Another 45 mins of this...?? Christ...

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Red Jumper Martin @redjumpermartin.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Top few days in Madrid. One last beer before the airport in what is presumably @yanny.bsky.social 's new side hustle...

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Al Jazeera English @aljazeera.com · 21/04/2026

Hungary’s PM-elect Peter Magyar says he would enact an ICC arrest warrant for Israeli PM Netanyahu and detain him on arrival. The election winner said Hungary would stay a member of the International Criminal Court which his predecessor Viktor Orban began withdrawing from last year.

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Red Jumper Martin @redjumpermartin.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Fucking glorious stuff 💪💪🇭🇺🇭🇺

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Yanny @yanny.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

Fantastic news #Orban.

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Ian Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

Orban is not conceding because he's honourable. He's conceding because his defeat is so comprehensive even he can't pretend he won.

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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

The last 24 hours have shown what many have said for a long time. Britain's role as an accomplice to Trump's America must end. We must urgently decouple from a rogue US & seek security with allies closer to home. That starts with suspension of the US bombers on British soil.

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Council Estate Media @councilestatemedia.uk · 07/04/2026

Still can't believe Trump didn't win the Nobel Peace Prize

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Red Jumper Martin @redjumpermartin.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Fuck me I hate the yanks, but..... WE'RE SENDING HUMANS TO THE MOON!!! (in 5 mins)

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Red Jumper Martin @redjumpermartin.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

First pint in 9 days. All hail the land of bland ❤️ @oldecottage.bsky.social

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Council Estate Media @councilestatemedia.uk · 30/03/2026

Israel having the death penalty for Palestinians but not Israelis is like if the US had the death penalty for only native Americans or if Australia had the death penalty for only aborigines. It is clearly and unambiguously a racist law.

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