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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 11h
If people really want to see live executions they should just follow ICE agents around.
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Troy Jackson @troyjackson207.bsky.social · 19h
Senator Collins pledged to serve 2 terms in Congress and yet, here we are, 30 years later. Let's retire Susan Collins once and for all.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22h
This afternoon in Marble Hill, a New Yorker was shot by an ICE agent in a residential neighborhood. Early reports indicate agents surrounded him and a 5-year-old child in his car before firing multiple rounds. We believe the child was physically unharmed.

This is an unconscionable and incredibly serious situation. I have called the President; when we speak I will demand that he ends all ICE enforcement actions in our city. I will not stand by while ICE agents terrorize our communities.

Our thoughts are with the injured New Yorker and his family tonight. We are praying for his recovery.

Get ICE out of our neighborhoods. Get ICE out of our hospitals. Get ICE off our streets. Get ICE away from our children.

Abolish ICE.
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 21h
I'm the anti-Flock camera candidate. Mike 'Mass Surveillance' Rogers wants to surveil you without your consent. He wants 10% of what Google has on you.
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 19h
HAPPENING NOW: Protestors are marching through the streets of the University of Minnesota in demanding justice for Jane Doe! CORNELL IS CORRUPT! EXPEL THE RAPISTS, LOCK THEM UP!
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IGN @ign.com · 07/10/2026
The Dungeons & Dragons and Magic: The Gathering teams at Wizards of the Coast have just announced they're unionizing. In a letter of demands, the union has urged Hasbro and Wizards of the Coast leaders to stop pushing generative AI. bit.ly/4hMhPzG
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 03/10/2026
I split the G (train) with the Prime Minister of Ireland, Michéal Martin. Sláinte!
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Amee Vanderpool @girlsreallyrule.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He thinks he's about to jump into a giant Eric Schmitt sized void...
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Daydream Believer @monkeesmemories.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Monkees were greeted by a reported 10,000 fans at Tokyo International Airport when they arrived for a series of October concerts in 1968. After their appearances in Tokyo, Kyoto, and Osaka, the four would not perform together again in concert until 1986. ✈️
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
HELL YEAH GET EM
Statement from Mayor Cantelmo on Campus Sexual Violence & Future Community Safety
Late last week, I learned of the heinous and sickening allegations made against the Cornell students who, according to a former undergraduate student identified as Jane Doc, drugged and brutally raped her at the Chi Phi fraternity house. Despite the severity of these crimes, Cornell University administrators and police failed to contact or coordinate any response with the Ithaca Police Department. Furthermore, the University failed to hold the perpetrators to account. This is a miscarriage of justice and continues to pose a significant threat to students and residents who may be victimized at unsafe and under-monitored on- or off-campus student events.
Given this appalling response from university administration, I have no choice but to declare a new policy directive and corresponding Common Council resolution, implementing an immediate moratorium on all student event and special event permits, including, but not limited to Greek life and other student group gatherings, until such time that the University conducts an accounting of its protocols to prevent and prosecute crimes of sexual violence and publicly releases new standards and practices to keep our community safe.
Robert G. Cantelmo
Mayor of Ithaca, NY
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Berta Massaro 💙🌊 @bertadmassaro.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
⬇️ THIS! ⬇️
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 30/09/2026
If it’s accepted that fraternities are a networking tool for employment it stands to reason that theoretically past involvement could be seen as a detriment to future opportunity as well. It would just take people deciding that a certain Greek life institution was a sign of poor character.
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Tami Dodge @tamdodge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wonder how Jack Smith feels about having a battle of wits with unarmed people.
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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 29/09/2026
Trump’s new AI website is kinda fun, it turns out.
Can the president use taxpayer funds to air his old campaign ads on TV?

No. Federal appropriations law has long barred using taxpayer funds for political advertising.
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Fathom Deep @fathomdeep.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Methought I was enamoured of an ass fucking" Saucy old Titania.
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Mark Kennedy @mrmonkington.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Shakespeare beat you all to it
"where the bee sucks" poem from the tempest written using medieval long-s letterform, which looks like an f.
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lonevoice.bsky.social @lonevoice.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Conclusion: If she loses in October, she is preeminently qualified to join Donald J. Trump's cabinet: she is corrupt, she lies to public. Only thing missing is an Epstein connection somewhere but that can be waived!
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Joe 🏊🍺✨ @j2woolums.xyz · 27/09/2026
Camping this weekend 🏕️ Dutch oven pizza is What's Cooking here 🔥🍕 🍽️ 🍜
top: preparing a pizza in an aluminum foil Dutch oven liner

middle: Dutch oven cooking over a campfire 

bottom: finished pizza cut and ready to eat
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The amount of Amazon workers relying on SNAP and Medicaid has nearly tripled since 2020 — while Amazon’s annual profits soared by over 550%. It’s the same story everywhere: corporate profits are at record highs, while workers’ share of the economy is at a record low. We must unrig the system.
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Crazy Cat Lady Abroad @crazycatladyabroad.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This Tommy Tuberville has a problem with people in animal costumes enjoying themselves?
Tommy Tuberville embraces "Aubie" the Auburn Tiger mascot.
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Just Jill 💖 @justjill.sheshed.rocks · 26/09/2026
Maine, it’s time to get this right. Vote Troy Jackson for Senate and kick the concern to the curb. #VoteTroyJackson #MaineSenate #SheShed www.jacksonformaine.com/about
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About Troy Jackson
Fifth-generation logger, lifelong labor champion, former Maine Senate President, and with your help, Maine's next U.S. Senator.
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Multi-Level Markkanen @mlmarkkanen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Pix @pixiesherry.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
conservatism conserves power for the ruling class. anything else is anti-conservatism, to remove that power from the ruling class and put it in the hands of the working class. the working class does not need the ruling class. that's a myth. because the working class can also run the government.
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Frank Wilhoit 03.22.18 at 12:09 am
There is no such thing as liberalism - or progressivism, etc.
There is only conservatism. No other political philosophy actually exists; by the political analogue of Gresham's Law, conservatism has driven every other idea out of circulation.
There might be, and should be, anti-conservatism; but it does not yet exist. What would it be? In order to answer that question, it is necessary and sufficient to characterize conservatism. Fortunately, this can be done very concisely.
Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit:
There must be in-groups whom the law protectes but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.
There is nothing more or else to it, and there never has been, in any place or time.
For millenia, conservatism had no name, because no other model of polity had ever been proposed. "The king can do no wrong." In practice, this immunity was always extended to the king's friends, however fungible a group they might have been.
Today, we still have the king's friends even where there is no king (dictator, etc.). Another way to look at this is that the king is a faction, rather than an individual.
As the core proposition of conservatism is indefensible if stated baldly, it has always been surrounded by an elaborate backwash of pseudophilosophy, amounting over time to millions of pages.
All such is axiomatically dishonest and undeserving of serious scrutiny. Today, the accelerating de-education of humanity has reached a point where the market for pseudophilosophy is vanishing; it is, as The Kids Say These Days, tl;dr. All that is left is the core proposition itself - backed up, no longer by misdirection and sophistry, but by violence.
So this tells us what anti-conservatism must be: the proposition that the law cannot protect anyone unless it binds everyone, and cannot bind anyone unless it protects everyone.
Then the appearance arises that the task is to map "liberal…(transcribed from a series of tweets) - @iamragesparkle
I was at a shitty crustpunk bar once getting an after-work beer. One of those shitholes where the bartenders clearly hate you. So the bartender and I were ignoring one another when someone sits next to me and he immediately says,
"no. get out."
And the dude next to me says, "hey i'm not doing anything, i'm a paying customer." and the bartender reaches under the counter for a bat or something and says, "out. now." and the dude leaves, kind of yelling. And he was dressed in a punk uniform, I noticed
Anyway, I asked what that was about and the bartender was like, "you didn't see his vest but it was all nazi shit.
Iron crosses and stuff. You get to recognize them."
And i was like, ohok and he continues.
"you have to nip it in the bud immediately. These guys come in and it's always a nice, polite one. And you serve them because you don't want to cause a scene. And then they become a regular and after awhile they bring a friend.
And that dude is cool too.
And then THEY bring friends and the friends bring friends and they stop being cool and then you realize, oh shit, this is a Nazi bar now. And it's too late because they're entrenched and if you try to kick them out, they cause a PROBLEM. So you have to shut them down.
And i was like, 'oh damn.' and he said "yeah, you have to ignore their reasonable arguments because their end goal is to be terrible, awful people."
And then he went back to ignoring me. But I haven't forgotten that at all.
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Tina Kotek @tinakotek.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’ll never stop working to protect your rights, your access to health care, and your ability to participate in our democracy. Christine Drazan (and her buddy, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis) can’t say the same.
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💫Foxy💫 @getyourfoxyback.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It a National Pancake 🥞 Day 🦊 Meet and Greet 🦊 Also known as Johnnycakes, griddle cakes or hotcakes, this batter-made breakfast dates back more than 30,000 years. In fact, it may be the oldest breakfast food in history. My family spent many a Sunday after church at the Pancake House! Love Foxy
1789 Thomas Jefferson is appointed the 1st US Secretary of State
1890 US stops minting $1 and $3 gold coins and the 3-cent piece
1948 Chinese Communist Party form the North China People's Government
1949 Groundbreaking ceremony for the Hollywood sign in Hollywood, Los Angeles; old Hollywoodland sign is torn down, and reconstruction of a replacement begins with just Hollywood
1955 New York Stock Exchange experiences its worst price decline since 1929
1962 TV comedy series "The Beverly Hillbillies" premieres on CBS
1969 Apple Records releases The Beatles' 11th studio album "Abbey Road," their final recordings as a quartet, topping the charts in eleven countries
1969 TV sitcom "The Brady Bunch," created by Sherwood Schwartz, premieres on ABC in the US
1972 American Museum of Immigration is dedicated on Ellis Island, near New York City
1986 Bobby Ewing (Patrick Duffy) returns to the TV show "Dallas" as his death is attributed to his wife Pam's bad dream, erasing all of the previous season 1995 "George" magazine, published by John F. Kennedy Jr., premieres
2006 Colombian drug lord Gilberto Rodríguez Orejuela is sentenced to 30 years in a US prison after pleading guilty to cocaine conspiracy charges
2016 First US Presidential debate: Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton vs Republican Donald Trump at Hofstra University
2019 US income inequality is the widest it has been in over 50 years, with the worst levels in California, Connecticut, Florida, Louisiana, and New York, according to new census figures
2020 President Donald Trump nominates Judge Amy Coney Barrett to the US Supreme Court to replace Ruth Bader Ginsburg
2023 Joe Biden is the first US president to walk a picket line, telling striking autoworkers in Michigan, "You deserve a significant raise
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A new trailer for Alex Gibney's documentary about Elon Musk was just released. gizmodo.com/elon-musk-do...
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Juli Indica @juliindica.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is why women are choosing to be single. It’s not all men, but it’s enough. This is my favorite comparison. I’m giving you a bag of malt balls. One of the balls has shit in the middle. Are you going to throw the bag out or are you going to risk eating shit?
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MBlue.Bsky.social 🌺MB🌺 @mblue.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A very special day to celebrate a fine human! #HappyBirthday 🎂🥳🎈🎊🎉🦋⚖️🍃🌺🍃🥰👋@markhamillofficial.bsky.social
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Cognitum @cognitum.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dude, Supernatural wasn't on that list. I call shenanigans.
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Mariana Z @mariana057.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Guess what?
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Jane Voter @janevoter2018.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A child in Abilene wakes up at night thinking it’s morning because a giant data center lights his bedroom window. Ken Paxton has taken half a million dollars from data center interests. Texans shouldn’t sacrifice their homes so Paxton’s donors can cash in. Vote Talarico! #TrumpsCorruptCongress
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America Is Divided @petrep.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A Ring Doorbell captured the sound of a data center a block away. Now tell me, would you want one a block away from your home Donald?
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America Is Divided @petrep.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A little well deserved sarcasm for this Tuesday afternoon...
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omgisme @omgisme.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Hairball 😡🙄😡🙄🌊✊ @hairball-redux.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is horrific. This man was shot in the back by ICE and has been taken out of the hospital and put back in detention, *with the bullet still in his back and his entire left side paralyzed.* He was forced to sleep on the floor and given no pain medication. www.macombdaily.com/2026/09/22/i...
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Man shot by ICE in Texas is back in detention after leaving hospital, attorney says
Wilber Rafael Garces Perez was being held Tuesday at a federal center in South Texas.
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Jacqs @fooyoo2.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Why don’t they all just individually come clean and admit they fucked up and are now being BLACKMAILED by POTUS????
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Monsters
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Follow Me For Succubus Pro-Tips @pattyngng.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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The Rescuers Down Under: Stop Worrying
ALT: The Rescuers Down Under: Stop Worrying
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Unusual Whales @unusualwhales.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The FBI believes women pretending to be tradwives are targeting Immigration and Customs Enforcement officers in order to dox them, per The Guardian
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Bijou a wacky Hamster 🏳️‍⚧️☕️ @tomdanook.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
OMG. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Two million likes on TikTok… and counting.
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JanFromTheBruce 🍁 @janfromthebruce.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Every day I am going to post this (permission from Del Shilling). Will you join me? Over 5500 + Missing and Murdered Indigenous women and girls #MMIWG #cdnpoli
A group of Indigenous women holding signs to raise awareness for MMIWG. There are large poster boards of pictures of the missing women. They are on Parliament Hill in Ottawa, the location of Canada's federal government.
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Steve Marmel @marmel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pete Hegseth went to the A&M game and they lost to Kentucky for the first time in over 70 years. THERE IS NO BATTLE HE CANT LOSE.
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Eddie Smith @eddsmitty.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
🧵 Today, we're going to delve into the remarkable story of James Forten—a Revolutionary War veteran and former P.O.W. He became one of the most influential Black abolitionists in early American history. Pull up a seat🪑, my friends. (cont) #ProudBlue #ResistanceRoots #USDemocracy #Voices4Victory
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Emtcub @cumpigcub.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Star Trek Crossover Pictures and Videos Welcome Back, Captain
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AshfromEnfield @ashfromenfield.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Now that Everyone, including his own backing Band have quit, it’s high time the 35yr old Grown ass Man called Ed Sheeran who dresses like a 14yr old skateboarder on his way home from Glastonbury, renames his Totally Loopy ‘Loop Tour’ to “Ed Sheeran plays with himself”. Whatta W⚓️
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