Patsyann @patsyann.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I live in the Seattle area. It is mid-October. I work in a climate controlled office building. I get recertified in first aid, CPR, and AED usage every two years. For some reason my employer has enrolled me in “Heat Illness Prevention Training.” 240
Patsyann @patsyann.bsky.social · 01/10/2026“She was built like a sofa but she handled like a davenport!” 010
Patsyann @patsyann.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I feel like the freezer corpse is the more concerning aspect of this. 130
Patsyann @patsyann.bsky.social · 28/09/2026My kid (who is 25) does most of the grocery-putting-away in our house; my main aesthetic contribution amounts to occasionally begging them to stop throwing items at random shelves because opening the cheese drawer “takes too long” or whatever. 121
Patsyann @patsyann.bsky.social · 28/09/2026To be fair Tweety had the personality of a velociraptor…. 020
Patsyann @patsyann.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I’m in the waiting room for a doctor’s appointment and I know waaaaaaay too much about some random woman’s infected toe. 120
Patsyann @patsyann.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Is the gentleman in question Don Draper interviewing a new secretary? 010
Patsyann @patsyann.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Overly Cheerful Coworker: "Good morning, Patsyann!!! Happy Fri-Yay!!!" Me, who awoke this morning trying to scream myself out of a nightmare about rats with chicken feet invading my bedroom: "...yep." 020
Patsyann @patsyann.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Can you get a third person to dress as the trigger warning and walk around ahead of you? 020
Patsyann @patsyann.bsky.social · 25/09/2026My 9 games #My9Games “and their sequels/spinoffs” should be implied here. 000
Patsyann @patsyann.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Now that it’s officially fall I can stop averting my eyes from the giant piles of pumpkins which have been outside the Safeway tor three weeks or so. 010
Patsyann @patsyann.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I know it’s not the point of the story but can I just say I LOVE her gold and white dress?! 100
Patsyann @patsyann.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I went out to pick up a prescription Saturday morning and spent $$160 before I got there. 010
Patsyann @patsyann.bsky.social · 15/09/2026….how is this such a widespread problem among FBI applicants??? 010
Reposted by PatsyannFrank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I can separate the artist from the art, no problem. Even better, I can separate myself from that transphobe-enriching HBO Harry Potter series. Fuck that shit. 559095
Reposted by PatsyannChaz Stein @charlottestein.bsky.social · 30/08/2026The reason JKR is suddenly saying more and more “moderate” seeming things is not because her views are “moderate”, you daft shits. It’s because she is registering that her extremely overtly transphobic points are now making her very unpopular. 462787742
Reposted by PatsyannJill Lightner @jilllightner.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Street art in her honor from SE Seattle 766851716
Patsyann @patsyann.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I’ve figured out the answer to that question about which celebrity death would make me cry. 010
Reposted by PatsyannBugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 13/08/2026what did soundgarden know and when did they know it 221526400
Patsyann @patsyann.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I actually just did that myself only the other way around! 010
Patsyann @patsyann.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Wait, we have snipers? I thought we were trying to hit them with cars. 000
Reposted by PatsyannJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Okay listen, I know it’s easy to belittle the Tate brothers right now and call them sub-human garbage. You guys are doing great. 245943
Patsyann @patsyann.bsky.social · 02/07/2026The sad thing is- well, one of the many sad things - is that competent organizers could have made this amazing. 010
Reposted by PatsyannBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/06/2026This country was one person's vote away this morning from putting any birthright citizen in danger of being deported tomorrow. We are so much closer to the abyss than we think. Man oh man. 415192764459
Reposted by PatsyannMark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 19/05/2026In case you need any more motivation to hold the most corrupt "president" in U.S. history accountable. #Register&VOTE 🌊 1959264027098
Reposted by PatsyannClaire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 10/05/2026you will all have to pry this "ABSOLUTELY GO FUCK YOURSELF, MARJORIE, YOU HATEFUL ANTISEMITIC RACIST HOMOPHOBIC DEMON, YOUR CALCULATED ANTI-TRUMP PIVOT TO POSITION YOURSELF FOR A 2028 GOP PRIMARY CHALLENGE DOES NOT FOOL ME BECAUSE I HAVE MORE THAN TWO BRAIN CELLS" sign out of my cold dead hands 578694
Reposted by PatsyannSenator Patty Murray @murray.senate.gov · 28/04/2026Linda McMahon fired half the staff at the Office for Civil Rights—the people who handle cases of sexual harassment & assault against students. Know how many cases have been resolved since then? Neither did she. But you'd think the Secretary of Education could count to ZERO. 11308145
Reposted by Patsyannfoaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 27/04/2026youre laughing. a half sunk visage lies beside two trunkless legs of stone and you're laughing 161000220
Reposted by PatsyannKingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 24/04/2026Y’know, Oregon has a particular way of dealing with things that have beached themselves and died… 57987171
Reposted by PatsyannElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Thank god. Christ. But seriously folks. We cannot continue to live like this. 291112121350
Reposted by PatsyannScott Lynch @scottlynch78.bsky.social · 01/04/2026moby-dick, his eyes enormous: from hell's heart you STAB at moby? for hate's sake you spit your last BREATH at moby? oh! oh! the great shroud of the sea for ahab! the great shroud of the sea rolling on as it rolled five thousand years ago!!!! 4558552173
Reposted by PatsyannNoLaceyNo! @nolaceyno.bsky.social · 29/03/2026No Kings in Utqiaġvik (Barrow) Alaska! 229209292894
Reposted by PatsyannBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Eat shit, lol, and long live The Onion. 471293983399
Reposted by PatsyannChaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 15/03/2026It hath ben a longe tyme sithen Ich have rockid and rollid It hath ben a longe tyme sithen Ich did the strolle O Let me retourne, let me retourne Retourne to the place whence Ich went from (Oh Lord!) It hath ben a longe tyme, ben a longe tyme Ben a longe lonelye lonelye lonelye O lonelye tyme 210316
Reposted by PatsyannThe Onion @theonion.com · 06/03/2026Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead 469134521962
Reposted by PatsyannSean Burns @splicedpersonality.bsky.social · 24/02/2026A+ State of the Union counterprogramming by TCM. 12169833786
Patsyann @patsyann.bsky.social · 05/02/2026I wonder how much effort and how many people had to be involved to get him out of bed this morning. 010
