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Patrick Stokes

@patrickstokes.com
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A/Prof of Philosophy at Deakin Uni (all views mine). Writer, does radio stuff, half of The Fake McCoys. Works on digital death, personal identity, Kierkegaard, moral phil. Has more hobbies than advisable. Melbourne + Werona linktr.ee/patstokes

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Patrick Stokes @patrickstokes.com · 1h
Oh wow, yeah even the band kinda disowned that one in the end. I can imagine kids finding "Careful With That Axe, Eugene" a bit sonically overwhelming, and that's far and away the best thing on it!
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Patrick Stokes @patrickstokes.com · 2h
(To be fair, early Floyd is pretty heterogeneous and anyone who likes, say, “Interstellar Overdrive” is going to hate “Bike” and vice versa.)
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Patrick Stokes @patrickstokes.com · 11h
I mean I'd probably agree with it (and add Faith No More to that list), but Metallica and RHCP were already on their own kinda different trajectories. (Alice in Chains are an interesting one in that they were able to shake off an early hair metal past)
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Patrick Stokes @patrickstokes.com · 11h
My mate made me a tape with 'Nevermind' on one side and Extreme's 'Pornograffitti' album on the other side. Even at the time it was incredible how Nirvana made Extreme sound instantly and hopelessly dated (even if more virtuosic)
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Milhail @beddo.bsky.social · 12h
There is more music you'd love, than you have time to listen to every piece ONCE. If you love a piece, you'll listen to it hundreds of times. There is no point in AI making more music, especially without soul.
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Patrick Stokes @patrickstokes.com · 11h
Although, to make a very obvious and maybe trite point, at least Muzak kept a lot of session musicians employed. Slop doesn't even do that!
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Patrick Stokes @patrickstokes.com · 11h
Yes! I first heard "Killing in the Name" when I was doing a week's work experience at a little audio-visual training college and had the same 'holy shit, what's that?' moment I had when I first heard "Teen Spirit." Both just had something completely new and epochal about them.
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 14h
Most TV is just this now.
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Patrick Stokes @patrickstokes.com · 13h
Can't imagine what the guests thought. It's not exactly Tony Bennett is it
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Patrick Stokes @patrickstokes.com · 13h
Little hotel in Bank Place in Melbourne. I was working there (I was a porter, but a small hotel that means you do a little bit of everything). We only had a couple of CDs, including a generic classical mix album. So several times in a shift you'd hear this thing:
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Guillaume de Machaut: La Messe de Nostre Dame - Gloria
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Patrick Stokes @patrickstokes.com · 13h
The world is meant to put up resistance! Other minds are meant to push back! To call you into question just be seeing you! And that's true of music as much as anything else, unless you live in a hotel lobby. (Though a hotel reception desk is where I first heard Machaut's Messe de Nostre Dame)
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Patrick Stokes @patrickstokes.com · 13h
It's the whole 'nobody is allowed to feel any sort of discomfort ever' thing translated to music. (I still remember the first time I heard 'Smells Like Teen Spirit' and it literally *frightened* me.)
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Patrick Stokes @patrickstokes.com · 14h
"With AI you'll never have to listen to music you don't like again!" is basically the musical equivalent of a sex doll. Like bots that only say yes and are never unavailable. It's absolute solipsism.
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Patrick Stokes @patrickstokes.com · 14h
If nothing else AI is making clear that there are people all around us for whom writing, art, and music are not communion with another mind, but just - wallpaper. Just pleasant things to look at. They think AI is conscious because they have no actual grasp of what it is to encounter another mind.
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 16h
Liquid Bluesky
National Trust• @nationaltrust.org.uk 
Nobody has ever regretted a scone after a long walk.

Except someone with ceoliac disease
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Patrick Stokes @patrickstokes.com · 18h
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Captain Phillips: I'm the Captain Now - Tom Hanks
ALT: Captain Phillips: I'm the Captain Now - Tom Hanks
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Patrick Stokes @patrickstokes.com · 20h
Oh gosh. Wishing you a full and speedy recovery Jonathan. That is scary stuff, but glad you're on the healing side of the experience.
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Patrick Stokes @patrickstokes.com · 21h
Can't believe he dropped the ball like that
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Patrick Stokes @patrickstokes.com · 28/09/2026
I keep expecting him to start mugging over a prize barrel draw
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Patrick Stokes @patrickstokes.com · 28/09/2026
I say again: Evil Bert Newton.
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Patrick Stokes @patrickstokes.com · 28/09/2026
Saving the furniture's going well I see
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is how I remember the order of Henry VIII’s wives.
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Patrick Stokes @patrickstokes.com · 28/09/2026
I have no idea why it says 'he' either
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Patrick Stokes @patrickstokes.com · 28/09/2026
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Guardian headline: "Trump asked Xi Jinping if China would like to buy US weapons, American ambassador says"Jon Voight as Milo Minderbinder in the 1970 Mike Nichols version of Catch-22. Milo is holding an egg and smiling.
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Patrick Stokes @patrickstokes.com · 24/09/2026
“You have a new message in your MyGov inbox”
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norman emailer @maximumchips.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
when a child leaves the room or falls asleep, and for an indeterminate period of time, the adults left in the room don’t register that they can now turn off the children’s programming. Given the right conditions, it’s possible for adults to stay in this state for as long as several hours
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Henry Bones @henrybones.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
There's plenty of research funding, too
Part of a Wikipedia entry about the division of labor in Busytown. Predators have the good jobs, pigs are explloited
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Patrick Stokes @patrickstokes.com · 24/09/2026
Flying over newly resurfaced country roads in this thing
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Henry Bones @henrybones.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Dogs in pubs, bears running the post office, cats driving taxis, foxes being mayors and worms driving apples .... this is the Busy Town future I'll vote for
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Patrick Stokes @patrickstokes.com · 24/09/2026
If only they’d thought of “Pups in Pubs” the Weimar Republic might be celebrating it’s 108th birthday
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Patrick Stokes @patrickstokes.com · 24/09/2026
“We hear you: you’re angry, angry in a place so deep you’ve long since forgotten why. You want change, and don’t even care what that change is or who gives it to you. You want your lives to be radically different; you want a future worth hoping for. Well we can’t do that, but what if doggos in pubs
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Patrick Stokes @patrickstokes.com · 23/09/2026
Is it a good idea? I dunno, probably. So just do it instead of waving a big flag that says “At this point all we can do is tinker around the edges”
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Patrick Stokes @patrickstokes.com · 23/09/2026
Show me the voter this is aimed at. Show me the inner city dweller who was just about to vote Lib but was swayed by the idea of taking their cavoodle to the Night Cat. Show me the rural voter furious about potholes and powerlines who’ll skip One Nation if he can bring his staffy into the front bar.
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Patrick Stokes @patrickstokes.com · 23/09/2026
“Dogs would be allowed inside pubs across Victoria if Labor wins the state election in November, the Carroll government has announced.”
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Patrick Stokes @patrickstokes.com · 23/09/2026
Some left-handed turners flip the headstock around to the right and run the lathe in reverse, but I don’t feel a need to do that.
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Patrick Stokes @patrickstokes.com · 23/09/2026
I guess you could swap, but basically you’re taught to use the right hand (and body weight) to actually control the tool and the left hand mostly just anchors the tool onto the rest. Even though I’m left handed it’s pretty much locked in for me now!
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Tim Howard @tmhwrd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
[goose meme] what else did he advocate? WHAT ELSE DID HE ADVOCATE?
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Angry Anderson dies aged 79:
Rose Tattoo frontman was a ferocious rock 'n' roll singer and youth advocate. He was also a bigot.
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Louie Stowell @louiestowell.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Tolkien: I shall come up with entire languages, I shall sift through medieval norse texts to find just the right name, I shall think carefully about every syllable of every name! Also Tolkien: oh and I'll call those two Nob and Bob
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Patrick Stokes @patrickstokes.com · 23/09/2026
Lamp I made for our friends' recent wedding in Tas, in Huon Pine. Interesting to see just how inefficient my technique still is; need a lot more lathe time! #woodturning
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The Wedding Lamp
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Patrick Stokes @patrickstokes.com · 23/09/2026
I mean it is just not, as a matter of obvious empirical fact, good to catch up with this person.
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Damon Young @damonyoung.com.au · 22/09/2026
If you're a social media manager and you know nothing about the history of English, just say "Shakespearian English" when you're taking about Shakespearian English. Memorable. Simple. And technically correct.
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Patrick Stokes @patrickstokes.com · 22/09/2026
[Jello Biafra voice] Holidays in Fermanagh
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I don't think it is worse than I think.
YouTube video: MARINE BIOLOGIST
REACTS

Colombia's Cocaine Hippo Problem Is
Worse Than You Think.
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Russell Irving @rginteger.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm not much of a Pokémon person, but my son is & trying to buy him cards at retail prices has been nigh on impossible the last couple of years, and I refuse to pay scalpers for anything. So it warms the cockles of my heart to see so many of them having a full meltdown about the recent set. Enjoy!!
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Patrick Stokes @patrickstokes.com · 22/09/2026
Been thinking of this poem a LOT today
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Patrick Stokes @patrickstokes.com · 22/09/2026
Presenting Steve Martin in "The Man With Four Brains"
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Patrick Stokes @patrickstokes.com · 21/09/2026
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Patrick Stokes @patrickstokes.com · 20/09/2026
Tasmania is even more hideous from the air, if you can imagine such a thing
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Patrick Stokes @patrickstokes.com · 18/09/2026
Yeah my recollection from the time these came out is Ep.3 is the best of a terrible bunch
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Patrick Stokes @patrickstokes.com · 18/09/2026
Look I admit there’s a “what I grew up with is awesome and what came after is all wrong” aspect to this, but the CGI just makes this all feel ridiculously low stakes
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