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Patrick Fawcett

@patrickjfawcett.bsky.social
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Retired old fart.

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Volunteer Blue @volunteerblue.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yep. I know this is AI. But the good old U.S.A is feeling pretty sinister these days. Donnie, his Supreme Court and his Congress are ignoring our Constitution and laws. Our best hope is to help get out the vote in close races and pummel them at the ballot box.
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Doug Aoki 青木定夫 @nantanreikan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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ExamineYourZipper 🌊🇺🇸🦅🇨🇦🍁🇺🇦🌻🇵🇸🍉 @cidbarret85.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
They all knew ahead of time who he is...
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 19/09/2026
Okay, this got me.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@shelbytheclown   why do people act like meeting people is so hard? just go to home depot in a crop top and ask what a hammer is
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margauxaf @margauxaf.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A retro-style illustration of a smiling couple hugging.   Woman's speech bubble: "You were an animal in bed last night"   Man's speech bubble: "I wanted you to be ready for your FBI interview today"
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Pat G🇨🇦 🍁🏳️‍🌈🍉 @pguist.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
🇨🇦 👊 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
screenshot of a tweet by user @aelfred_D quoting a news photo of actress Shailene Woodley at the Emmy Awards. She is wearing a light blue plunging top with long burgundy leather gloves and wide patterned trousers. The tweet caption reads: "When you have to inseminate a cow at noon but have a wine and paint party at 2".
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Tess McGill @txbluewave.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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𝔸𝕞𝕓𝕖𝕣 𝔻𝕒𝕨𝕟 @amberdawn1116.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Meme showing a promotional image of Tyler Hoechlin as Superman in a red cape that extends all the way down to his ankles like a floor-length dress. The text at the bottom reads "SUPERMAN IS COMING IN SUPERGIRL" above "OCTOBER 10 ON CW".
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
#satire
black-and-white edited historic photograph depicting Donald Trump standing between two men, including Albert Einstein, in front of a chalkboard covered in physics equations.

Top text: "This is a rare photo of Donald Trump from 1934, helping Albert Einstein finish the theory of relativity. According to Trump, Einstein had been stuck for weeks. 'Very smart guy. Terrible with numbers. I looked at the board and said, Albert, put a little 2 up there. He loved it.'"
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 22/01/2024
☝️ Important reminder: you shouldn't yell at me even if I say something stupid. That's actually when I need your support the most
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Patrick Fawcett @patrickjfawcett.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I wish I could be in the room when some flunky tells Donald Trump that ALL of the Welland Canal is in Ontario and owned entirely by the Canadian Government. And then Natalie tries to explain to him how many American ports currently require the Welland Canal to export goods.
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𝔸𝕞𝕓𝕖𝕣 𝔻𝕒𝕨𝕟 @amberdawn1116.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Your chances of being murdered by a raccoon are low… …but never zero
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
edit of the painting The Apothecary by Vida Gábor. An elderly woman speaks to a pharmacist behind a counter, framed with speech bubbles:

    Woman: "does Viagra work?"

    Pharmacist: "I assure you it does"

    Woman: "can you get it over the counter?"

    Pharmacist: "yes, if I take two"
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Candy Elliott @sixfootcandy.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
How far is too far to turn around after realizing you left your husband at the restaurant?
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𝔸𝕞𝕓𝕖𝕣 𝔻𝕒𝕨𝕟 @amberdawn1116.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Waiting on my Uber Eats order…
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RLS Malone @lkmalone729.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Trump can't handle it because he's an insecure little pussy
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𝔸𝕞𝕓𝕖𝕣 𝔻𝕒𝕨𝕟 @amberdawn1116.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Cursed? Sis looks like she’s doing just fine to ME… 🤷🏻‍♀️😉
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
My husband is always saying dumb shit like, "Good morning."
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Blue Fairylicious Girl🧚 @bluesnowflake.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I just read someone refer to Trump as the Cunt of Mostly Crisco 💀🤣💀
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
the cat's been in the litter box for an hour just scrolling on his phone
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𝔸𝕞𝕓𝕖𝕣 𝔻𝕒𝕨𝕟 @amberdawn1116.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
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Pierre Polyester @canadian-critic.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
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David Harvey @topladave.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Your Thursday Morning Breakfast.
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Pierre Polyester @canadian-critic.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
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Patrick Fawcett @patrickjfawcett.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
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𝔸𝕞𝕓𝕖𝕣 𝔻𝕒𝕨𝕟 @amberdawn1116.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
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𝔸𝕞𝕓𝕖𝕣 𝔻𝕒𝕨𝕟 @amberdawn1116.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Ursus drug deal caught on tape.
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Satan’s Niece @krissychula.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
This is high art
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Steve Dodd @stevedoddguitar.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Bobby is pleased with the peaceful protesting this weekend.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 02/04/2025
Sometimes when we borrow words from other languages, English can become delightfully redundant.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
No lies told here.
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Patrick Fawcett @patrickjfawcett.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Braing Drain? Ironically powerful way to point out that it's not just the medical scientists who are leaving...
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Publius 2.0 @dadaman.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
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🇨🇦 Made in Canada 🇨🇦 ELBOWS UP 💪🍁🦫🌈🦋 @canadianpride.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
SMITH: At his request, I met with Prime Minister Mark Carney today. We had a very frank discussion in which I made it clear that Albertans will no longer tolerate the way we’ve been treated by the federal Liberals over the past 10 years. 🙄 March 20th 2025 #CONservativeLIES #neverCONservative
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
America is *so* stupid.
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🇨🇦 Made in Canada 🇨🇦 ELBOWS UP 💪🍁🦫🌈🦋 @canadianpride.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
In a few days, Mark Carney will be the next Prime Minister of Canada. Carney just gave up his entire portfolio to help grow Canada's economy. Pierre PoiLIEvre won't even get a security clearance. The choice in the next election is crystal clear #NeverPoilievre #noPoilierveforCanada #VOTELIBERAL
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Drewthulu @csonkatroy.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
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Hannibal Chau @hannibal-chau.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
The Starship wreckage has been located!
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