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Patrick Fawcett

@patrickjfawcett.bsky.social
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Retired old fart.

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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A classic-style illustration meme captioned "What really happened at a plague research laboratory in Russian Siberia". The image shows a cat sitting on a laboratory counter next to a test tube rack. Below a Russian flag hanging on the wall, the cat extends one paw to nudge a glass jar labeled "Plague" toward the edge of the shelf, as if about to knock it off.
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Remember it was Trump that called for the destruction of 2 American cities.
Not Mamdani. Not El-Sayed.
Not any Muslim.
Trump.
A white, billionaire, rapist, pedophile.
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𝔸𝕞𝕓𝕖𝕣 𝔻𝕒𝕨𝕟 @amberdawn1116.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“SHRÖDINGERRRRRRRR!”
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
kirby (@mommatotwo_) 

"I'm really tired of the LED headlights on some cars. Like I'm really glad you can see 92 miles ahead but the rest of us are blind now."

Matthew Shamblin
Especially when you flash your brights at them an then they turn their brights on and give you an X-ray."
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
ckmcreates

"Just a reminder that being wrong about a fact is not 'having an opinion.'"
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
tammi_murphy (4h)

    Post 1/2: "The migrant caravan is approaching the border 😱😱😱 carrying backpacks full of vaccines, pronouns and Tillamook cheese!!! Upon arrival, each migrant will receive a 5-star hotel suite, an electric vehicle, your job, your child's spot on the soccer team and a small American business of their choosing. Sharia law begins promptly at noon, followed by mandatory drag brunch and a brief seminar on turning your gas stove gay."

    Post 2/2: "Please remain calm and surrender your Chick-fil-A rewards points in an orderly fashion."
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𝔸𝕞𝕓𝕖𝕣 𝔻𝕒𝕨𝕟 @amberdawn1116.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Patrick Fawcett @patrickjfawcett.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you read the trial, you’ll know that it wasn’t about her being believed. It was about security cameras exposing lies in her testimony. I’m sorry for your experience. Hopefully life will continue to heal you.
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Patrick Fawcett @patrickjfawcett.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
2015 ONSC 4319. . Damned autocorrect!
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Patrick Fawcett @patrickjfawcett.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
All I’m suggesting (which I do often in here) is that people READ the original sources for themselves and make up their own mind instead of this brain dead me too me too me too piling on all the time. The case is 2025 ONSCREEN 4319, I’m disappointed in the original poster who knows better.
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Patrick Fawcett @patrickjfawcett.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
College? In over 870 pages of court transcript, there is no mention of any college. Are you sure you know what trial you’re talking about?
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Patrick Fawcett @patrickjfawcett.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
How many of the 2K likes in here have read the judge’s carefully reasoned decision explaining WHY these boys were acquitted? For all those saying “I don’t care”, you are the reason that MAGA exists.
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Volunteer Blue @volunteerblue.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yep. I know this is AI. But the good old U.S.A is feeling pretty sinister these days. Donnie, his Supreme Court and his Congress are ignoring our Constitution and laws. Our best hope is to help get out the vote in close races and pummel them at the ballot box.
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Doug Aoki 青木定夫 @nantanreikan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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ExamineYourZipper 🌊🇺🇸🦅🇨🇦🍁🇺🇦🌻🇵🇸🍉 @cidbarret85.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
They all knew ahead of time who he is...
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 19/09/2026
Okay, this got me.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@shelbytheclown   why do people act like meeting people is so hard? just go to home depot in a crop top and ask what a hammer is
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margauxaf @margauxaf.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A retro-style illustration of a smiling couple hugging.   Woman's speech bubble: "You were an animal in bed last night"   Man's speech bubble: "I wanted you to be ready for your FBI interview today"
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Pat G🇨🇦 🍁🏳️‍🌈🍉 @pguist.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
🇨🇦 👊 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
screenshot of a tweet by user @aelfred_D quoting a news photo of actress Shailene Woodley at the Emmy Awards. She is wearing a light blue plunging top with long burgundy leather gloves and wide patterned trousers. The tweet caption reads: "When you have to inseminate a cow at noon but have a wine and paint party at 2".
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Tess McGill @txbluewave.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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𝔸𝕞𝕓𝕖𝕣 𝔻𝕒𝕨𝕟 @amberdawn1116.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Patrick Fawcett @patrickjfawcett.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I don't think your two questions are necessarily related....
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Meme showing a promotional image of Tyler Hoechlin as Superman in a red cape that extends all the way down to his ankles like a floor-length dress. The text at the bottom reads "SUPERMAN IS COMING IN SUPERGIRL" above "OCTOBER 10 ON CW".
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
#satire
black-and-white edited historic photograph depicting Donald Trump standing between two men, including Albert Einstein, in front of a chalkboard covered in physics equations.

Top text: "This is a rare photo of Donald Trump from 1934, helping Albert Einstein finish the theory of relativity. According to Trump, Einstein had been stuck for weeks. 'Very smart guy. Terrible with numbers. I looked at the board and said, Albert, put a little 2 up there. He loved it.'"
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Patrick Fawcett @patrickjfawcett.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Prayer oblong.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 22/01/2024
☝️ Important reminder: you shouldn't yell at me even if I say something stupid. That's actually when I need your support the most
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Patrick Fawcett @patrickjfawcett.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Don't believe this nonsense; do some factual checking. The sauce originated in London, England, in 1824 by the chef to King George IV. The product label proclaims: "Est. 1862" because that was the year that the sauce first debuted at the International Exhibition in London.
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Patrick Fawcett @patrickjfawcett.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Before you succumb to the sirens' temptation of conspiracy, don't forget Hanlon's Razor: Never ascribe to malice that which can be explained by incompetence. Or, to quote Arthur C. Clarke's 3rd Law: Any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice.
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Patrick Fawcett @patrickjfawcett.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I wish I could be in the room when some flunky tells Donald Trump that ALL of the Welland Canal is in Ontario and owned entirely by the Canadian Government. And then Natalie tries to explain to him how many American ports currently require the Welland Canal to export goods.
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𝔸𝕞𝕓𝕖𝕣 𝔻𝕒𝕨𝕟 @amberdawn1116.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Your chances of being murdered by a raccoon are low… …but never zero
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Patrick Fawcett @patrickjfawcett.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Wrote mine in 1970 using the old 029. Those were the good old days when automation classes required you to memorize the EBCDIC which was of no use to anyone ever. But back then we didn't have WTF to invoke (and would have flunked out if we did).
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Patrick Fawcett @patrickjfawcett.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
While I was accepted into Mensa while Jayne was alive, sadly I never met her at any parties. I did meet Isaac Asimov and Arthur C. Clarke at separate events though and responded to Clarke's surprise friendly greeting by dropping my jaw and stuttering a lot of incoherent admiration. Like an idiot.
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Patrick Fawcett @patrickjfawcett.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Tell me about it. One of my pet peeves is the number of "Executive Producers" it takes to make a TV show (looking at you, Star Trek). I forget which show it was I saw recently (I'm old, it happens) that had EIGHTEEN executive producers, which was probably more than the entire cast.
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Patrick Fawcett @patrickjfawcett.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
"Grunt a couple of lines" sounds like someone has begun to embrace being middle-aged. "Public evidence is lacking" is a phrase used in responding to Melania's claim of speaking 6 languages and Jayne's claim of having a 169 IQ (CTMM? Wechsler? Cattell?)
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Patrick Fawcett @patrickjfawcett.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Does he really have two differently coloured eyes?
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
edit of the painting The Apothecary by Vida Gábor. An elderly woman speaks to a pharmacist behind a counter, framed with speech bubbles:

    Woman: "does Viagra work?"

    Pharmacist: "I assure you it does"

    Woman: "can you get it over the counter?"

    Pharmacist: "yes, if I take two"
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Candy Elliott @sixfootcandy.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
How far is too far to turn around after realizing you left your husband at the restaurant?
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𝔸𝕞𝕓𝕖𝕣 𝔻𝕒𝕨𝕟 @amberdawn1116.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Waiting on my Uber Eats order…
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RLS Malone @lkmalone729.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Trump can't handle it because he's an insecure little pussy
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𝔸𝕞𝕓𝕖𝕣 𝔻𝕒𝕨𝕟 @amberdawn1116.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Cursed? Sis looks like she’s doing just fine to ME… 🤷🏻‍♀️😉
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
My husband is always saying dumb shit like, "Good morning."
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Patrick Fawcett @patrickjfawcett.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
But they wouldn't be any longer if I saw their faces....
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Patrick Fawcett @patrickjfawcett.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Brilliant!
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Patrick Fawcett @patrickjfawcett.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
You‘re a bigger man I am, lad.
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Blue Fairylicious Girl🧚 @bluesnowflake.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I just read someone refer to Trump as the Cunt of Mostly Crisco 💀🤣💀
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
the cat's been in the litter box for an hour just scrolling on his phone
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𝔸𝕞𝕓𝕖𝕣 𝔻𝕒𝕨𝕟 @amberdawn1116.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
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Pierre Polyester @canadian-critic.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
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