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Hannibal Chau @hannibal-chau.bsky.social · 28/06/2025

2025 makes me think Heaven’s Gate had the right idea

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Hannibal Chau @hannibal-chau.bsky.social · 28/06/2025

Are we dead yet? K. I’ll come back later

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Hannibal Chau @hannibal-chau.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

It’s almost like nobody can afford a home

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Hannibal Chau @hannibal-chau.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

I feel it’s safe to assume goats in Iran will think twice about having a nuclear program in future

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Hannibal Chau @hannibal-chau.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

Don’t make it about Trump. Make it about hard working Americans who are struggling. And mean it

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Hannibal Chau @hannibal-chau.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

Don’t worry. Dems will bring in Merrick Garland again to clean this mess up

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Hannibal Chau @hannibal-chau.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

Anybody else feel like the next dem ticket has already been chosen? These are my texts

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Hannibal Chau @hannibal-chau.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

Wait so Cuomo is back now? That’s it I fucking quit

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Jana Warrior Angel @janabw81.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

Hours later and I’m still laughing at this… 🤣😜😂🤪

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Hannibal Chau @hannibal-chau.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

There is a lot you’re not being told

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Hannibal Chau @hannibal-chau.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

Floor is open to any who would like to voice a reason they don’t like Mamdani. I listen, even if I don’t agree.

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Hannibal Chau @hannibal-chau.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

Fine, no tax cuts for the middle class. How about a little help getting insurance to recognize children’s dental as medically necessary? No? Ok. Gonna be a super chill election year watching from my deck.

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Andrea Pitzer @andreapitzer.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

Let all the political dynasties crumble to dust. They've been disastrous for the U.S.

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Hannibal Chau @hannibal-chau.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

Wait until people with no assets figure out they’re immune to medical debt

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James Scott @jamesscott998.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

As much as they’re saying the strike in Iran was successful I’m starting to wonder if they didn’t just bomb some goats.

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Hannibal Chau @hannibal-chau.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

How did we get to Sharia law? Because Mamdani is muslim? God we are so fucking racist

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Keifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

it’s time for Millennial James Bond. he’s listening to podcasts in the Aston Martin. a henchman steals his vape and instantly dies after taking a hit. there’s an action sequence where he gets too high at an LCD Soundsystem show and starts punching people

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Hannibal Chau @hannibal-chau.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

I had to put a contruction flagger out for 10 minutes on a country road so I could load up a machine. This cock diesel mfer blows right through the stop sign. I gave him the finger. He stops, backs up, and starts arguing with me. Yeah let’s go bro! 😂 People are nuts!

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Hannibal Chau @hannibal-chau.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

We have the GOP representing the top 1%. The old guard dems representing the other upper 9%. The far left representing the bottom 10%. The other 80% get White Claw hard seltzer.

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Hannibal Chau @hannibal-chau.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

Hey we’re gonna get the greedy upper class to pay for all these socialist changes right? We’re not just gonna tax the middle class again? Right? Right??

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Hannibal Chau @hannibal-chau.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

It was either change the party or put a defibrillator on the house floor

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Hannibal Chau @hannibal-chau.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

Schumer is next. He can save himself a lot of trouble by stepping down with dignity.

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Jen Taub @jentaub.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

Wake up Democratic Party old guard establishment. This isn’t about New York City. This is the way the wind is blowing. Step aside for young people who this country will need over the next several decades long after you are gone. Enough with your egos and the big money interests.

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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

The media doesn't want anything to change, ever. They want to keep the city and the country sucking at the teat of business titans and will crow for any politician who promises more of the same.

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James Scott @jamesscott998.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

The only reason everyone calls the primary in NYC a surprise is because they don’t listen to the people. Hopefully more people realize you can’t fix a broken system with the same broken people.

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𝙽𝚊𝚜𝚑 𝙸𝚜 𝙷𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝙵𝚘𝚛 𝙸𝚝 @nashishereforit.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

No one in the world can think this is a serious leader. He is a stain on humanity.

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Hannibal Chau @hannibal-chau.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

New York wasn’t about the mayor position. It was about an entire country of people looking to see if the left is moving forward or going to fall back into the same old crap that got us here in the first place.

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Hannibal Chau @hannibal-chau.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

His bombs impacted off the surface again

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Hannibal Chau @hannibal-chau.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

Big Balls has to go back to living with his mom now

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Hannibal Chau @hannibal-chau.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

Nice job NYC! Y’all had us worried for a moment

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Dean Obeidallah @deanobeidallah.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

In NYC race for Mayor, Zohran Mamdani and Brad Lander (who cross endorsed each other) received 55% of vote to Andrew Cuomo's 36%. Democrats are hungry for people who will shake up the status quo and who vocally reject the corporate Democrat's GOP lite BS. Good lesson for Dems nationwide!

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GingerSpice💙 @thedesertginger.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

Immigrants in areas with an ICE presence need to get themselves an ICE costume. When they go out, wear a tactical vest, mask and wrap around sunglasses. Blend in

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Hannibal Chau @hannibal-chau.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

What wine pairs well with 3 major religions each with an insane leader ready to start a holy WWIII in the middle east?

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Hannibal Chau @hannibal-chau.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

You have to starve a whole city of children just to pay for the fuel to get the B-2 bomber out of the hangar. It’s good we have lots of expensive crap though. Who needs healthcare anyway?!

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Hannibal Chau @hannibal-chau.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

Oh I get it now. Cuomo is 67 yrs old. Mamdani is only 33 yrs old.

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Hannibal Chau @hannibal-chau.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

Those bunker busters only penetrate a few hundred feet. How do know we even hit anything?

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Hannibal Chau @hannibal-chau.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

Rudy Giuliani is watching this whole Cuomo thing and thinking “well I do need a job”

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Hannibal Chau @hannibal-chau.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

No, George Santos did not endorse Cuomo because George Santos is in jail, right? Right??? Do we even have prisons anymore? Seriously, what’s the point?

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Hannibal Chau @hannibal-chau.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

You might not need to raise taxes on the wealthy if we just close all the goddamn tax loopholes. We can’t even do that

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Hannibal Chau @hannibal-chau.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

Crypto is for illegal online gambling and stuff like onlyfans. That’s why so many young men own it. Mark Cuban couldn’t say it directly because he is part owner of Polymarket. Point is, crypto is here to stay. Honestly, we have bigger fish to fry

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Hannibal Chau @hannibal-chau.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

Fuck it. Go ahead vote for Cuomo. We don’t actually want change. Nobody listens anyway. Cuomo is the big money candidate who dresses like a mob lawyer and can’t ride alone in an elevator with a woman. But hey it’s your vote. Don’t let me catch you wondering why voters hate dems though

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Hannibal Chau @hannibal-chau.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

It’s like watching Zaphod Beeblebrox negotiate a ceasefire with the Vogons

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Hannibal Chau @hannibal-chau.bsky.social · 23/06/2025

Trump heard he needed an Iran expert and called Josh Hawley. Nobody ran like Hawley

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Hannibal Chau @hannibal-chau.bsky.social · 23/06/2025

Show this to Trump and see if he even knows where Iran is on the map

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Hannibal Chau @hannibal-chau.bsky.social · 23/06/2025

The white house is acting like the Iran thing was the sneak attack of the century. Everybody knew two weeks ago it was going to happen

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Hannibal Chau @hannibal-chau.bsky.social · 23/06/2025

Trump’s cabinet is so proud of themselves for launching a successful attack without accidentally inviting some rando into the war room

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