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Pats Vobiscum @patrickdx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

The lesson we should all be taking from this is that single use water bottles are bad. Also murder bad. But mostly water bottles bad.

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Pats Vobiscum @patrickdx.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I would absolutely love to see an AI trained on nothing but the Federal Register.

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Pats Vobiscum @patrickdx.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Nerfherders and the Mythologyzing of an Agrarian Lifestyle

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Pats Vobiscum @patrickdx.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

That’s a full on “Rule of Three” right there. 😕

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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Lying in bed on a weekend morning when suddenly you hear small children's footsteps in the hallway

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Gandalf: Drums In The Deep

Alt: Gandalf: Drums In The Deep

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I usually try to explain it like this: picture Kristi Noem as Dog the Bounty Hunter. Now imagine they're Mexican. Doesn't look so much like big boat stuck was caused by parents pocket watching now, does it?

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Pats Vobiscum @patrickdx.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

What if another AI “agent” answers the call?

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Pats Vobiscum @patrickdx.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

I was wondering about this. And I guess I shouldn’t be surprised Thiel is involved?

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Pats Vobiscum @patrickdx.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

This is what happens when you don’t say “please.”

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Adam Bonica @adambonica.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

The fundraising texts you delete are working on someone. It’s infuriating and heartbreaking. An 85yo in Ohio gave more than double the value of his home. A 91yo in an Indianapolis senior facility gave 25K times. The DCCC/DSCC don’t just tolerate the spammers who exploit seniors. They take part.

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Hook and Squeeze

How Democratic consultants, committees, and party leaders built a fundraising spam pipeline that funnels money from a captive pool of elderly donors into their own operations.

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Pats Vobiscum @patrickdx.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Jokes on you because I’ve had this collection for about 25-30 years and it’s totally ratty now. Best of both worlds, baby!

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Kevin Foster @kevinhfoster.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Very substantive critiques of the Moda process by Morillo.

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Pats Vobiscum @patrickdx.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

This is wild. The Dubya voice over made me start alternating between laughing and cringing.

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Reminder if you are not working class do not say what the tuna

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Pats Vobiscum @patrickdx.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

I remember friends being excited when MS bought up so many good studios because they figured MS had the budget to boost them. I also remember thinking that they were more likely to kill them off to save some money.

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Pats Vobiscum @patrickdx.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Everything Trump Touches Dies: World Cup edition

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Pats Vobiscum @patrickdx.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

A seaplane can, by definition, only “land” in the sea. Any other body of water must constitute a crash. I don’t make the rules.

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Pats Vobiscum @patrickdx.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Go Team USA; rah rah and all that. But this is corrupt af. I hope it leads to an EU investigation that takes down Infantino in the same way that the Obama admin did with the equally corrupt Sepp Blatter.

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Pats Vobiscum @patrickdx.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Man I can’t tell if that account is serious or satire—and I know that, were I to ask, a good satire account would nonetheless insist it’s being serious. This is gonna drive me insane.

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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 24/06/2026

The house minority leader is going to have to patch things up with my nuts following this statement

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Pats Vobiscum @patrickdx.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

🎶As He died to make men holy let us die to make men free🎶 🤔

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

i would be the Glup Shitto of rimming multigender businesswomen

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Pats Vobiscum @patrickdx.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

First sentence: white Americans aren’t allowed to have race-based identification. Second sentence begins: “American WASPs…”

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Pats Vobiscum @patrickdx.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

And that’s how you met your new opposing counsel.

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Anyway, Romance of The Three Kingdoms is arguably a polyamorous narrative, so let's be careful about labeling the annoying magician a vegetarian icon.

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Pats Vobiscum @patrickdx.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

As a career-long small firm lawyer who has repeatedly litigated against big firms, this is laughable. Yes, many big law attorneys are very good. But many others are high on their own supply of farts.

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Pats Vobiscum @patrickdx.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Napoleon completes mostly successful winter invasion of Russia.

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Pats Vobiscum @patrickdx.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

“Wooly Fridays with Tom Llamas”!

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Pats Vobiscum @patrickdx.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

First sentence made me think this was a post from @nytpitchbot.bsky.social

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Lindsay Beyerstein @beyerstein.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

The Access of Evil

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Pats Vobiscum @patrickdx.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Who the hell names their kid “Gannon”? You’re just telling them to be evil. www.justice.gov/usao-sdny/pr...

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Pats Vobiscum @patrickdx.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

I think a lot of people are willing to try it. I was, in a couple contexts. But I didn’t continue using it.

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Pats Vobiscum @patrickdx.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

Do consumers know they’re using it though? And is it voluntary? For the former, does that t count as “use” whenever I query Google, since it’s now embedded in the search engine? Re latter, depending on def of “consumer,” it could include a bunch of work-at-home, where the employer requires it.

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Pats Vobiscum @patrickdx.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

Twist: The Trump admin was actually targeting Iran’s new leaders to save them from this fate.

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Pats Vobiscum @patrickdx.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

He has to do the same thing an equivalent number of times, but with grizzly bears.

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Pats Vobiscum @patrickdx.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

I wish the Angels would get new ownership so I can finally go back to rooting for them and revel in the new Age of Adell.

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