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Pats Vobiscum @patrickdx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The lesson we should all be taking from this is that single use water bottles are bad. Also murder bad. But mostly water bottles bad.
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Pats Vobiscum @patrickdx.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Nerfherders and the Mythologyzing of an Agrarian Lifestyle
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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Lying in bed on a weekend morning when suddenly you hear small children's footsteps in the hallway
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Gandalf: Drums In The Deep
Alt: Gandalf: Drums In The Deep
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I usually try to explain it like this: picture Kristi Noem as Dog the Bounty Hunter. Now imagine they're Mexican. Doesn't look so much like big boat stuck was caused by parents pocket watching now, does it?
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Pats Vobiscum @patrickdx.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I was wondering about this. And I guess I shouldn’t be surprised Thiel is involved?
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Adam Bonica @adambonica.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The fundraising texts you delete are working on someone. It’s infuriating and heartbreaking. An 85yo in Ohio gave more than double the value of his home. A 91yo in an Indianapolis senior facility gave 25K times. The DCCC/DSCC don’t just tolerate the spammers who exploit seniors. They take part.
data4democracy.substack.com
Hook and Squeeze
How Democratic consultants, committees, and party leaders built a fundraising spam pipeline that funnels money from a captive pool of elderly donors into their own operations.
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Kevin Foster @kevinhfoster.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Very substantive critiques of the Moda process by Morillo.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Reminder if you are not working class do not say what the tuna
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Pats Vobiscum @patrickdx.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Everything Trump Touches Dies: World Cup edition
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Pats Vobiscum @patrickdx.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Go Team USA; rah rah and all that. But this is corrupt af. I hope it leads to an EU investigation that takes down Infantino in the same way that the Obama admin did with the equally corrupt Sepp Blatter.
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morticia toastems @toasty.cx · 03/07/2026
a tweet from fredward3948576, handle is the heart: 
[driving]
my astigmatism shows me the light of angels in every street lamp and headlight

*sees your red brake lights ahead of me* but the Devil remains nearby,

*starts to speed up* I am the Sword of God
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 24/06/2026
The house minority leader is going to have to patch things up with my nuts following this statement
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Pats Vobiscum @patrickdx.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
This story rocks www.nytimes.com/2026/06/08/d...
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This Restaurant Stopped Charging for Food. And Profits Are Up.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
i would be the Glup Shitto of rimming multigender businesswomen
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Pats Vobiscum @patrickdx.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
This is my new ASMR
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Pats Vobiscum @patrickdx.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Can’t wait to see @horsedisc.bsky.social pop up on @blockedforthispost.bsky.social
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Anyway, Romance of The Three Kingdoms is arguably a polyamorous narrative, so let's be careful about labeling the annoying magician a vegetarian icon.
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Pats Vobiscum @patrickdx.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Napoleon completes mostly successful winter invasion of Russia.
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Pats Vobiscum @patrickdx.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
What the FUCK
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Lindsay Beyerstein @beyerstein.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
The Access of Evil
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Pats Vobiscum @patrickdx.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Who the hell names their kid “Gannon”? You’re just telling them to be evil. www.justice.gov/usao-sdny/pr...
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Pats Vobiscum @patrickdx.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Hell yeah!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/04/2026
“I’ve been using ChatGPT to help with cooking for a while now, so I didn’t think too much of it when the ingredients list included a bottle filled with gasoline and a cloth wick,” said the alleged attacker
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Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto
SAN FRANCISCO—Following reports that a 20-year-old man had been arrested for throwing a Moltov cocktail at Sam Altman’s home, the suspect stated Monday that he only initiated the attack because he was...
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Pats Vobiscum @patrickdx.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I wish the Angels would get new ownership so I can finally go back to rooting for them and revel in the new Age of Adell.
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Pats Vobiscum @patrickdx.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
USA! USA!
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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
We’ve told all the casting agents that the Weird Al biopic sequel is currently on hold, but they just keep sending in headshots.
Just-released photo of Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson from the live-action Moana
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Pats Vobiscum @patrickdx.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Hoo boy
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Pats Vobiscum @patrickdx.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a lounge chair.
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Pats Vobiscum @patrickdx.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Me upon hearing it’s mildly brisk outside: “I’ve prepared for this.”
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Pats Vobiscum @patrickdx.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Love to have artillery and logistics officers who studied math at Bob Bobson’s Christian College of the Earth is Only 7,000 Years Old and You Should Date Your Sister
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Michael Clark @smintheus.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Particularly hilarious is his claim that 'nobody dies to defend a "multicultural economic zone"' when in fact a lot of US propaganda during WWII stressed that the nation is a multicultural melting pot. That was how we were going to defeat the master race...the one Musk is pining for.
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Pats Vobiscum @patrickdx.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
It’s from 2006 but the yelp reverberates through the ages.
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Pats Vobiscum @patrickdx.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Man, initially I thought those nails were an IV insertion.
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Pats Vobiscum @patrickdx.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
The only historians allowed to comment on the future are psychohistorians. By Seldon, stay in your lanes!
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Pats Vobiscum @patrickdx.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Please visit my YouTube channel, where I ABSOLUTELY DESTROY Bump and explain why drinking raw sewage is good for you, actually.
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Margaret Killjoy @margaret.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
I've been here 24 hours, but already with what I've seen, well, I genuinely believe we're going to win. People here are well aware that what happens here impacts the entire country, that it sets the tone for resistance. ICE is angry, ICE is terrified, of how deeply unpopular it is.
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Margaret Killjoy @margaret.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
But when I asked an organizer what they wanted to see out of press coverage, they told me they wanted people to see the beautiful things they are building here, and not just the worst stories of the worst of ICE's crimes. What people are doing here is beautiful. It's a tragic beauty, but a real one
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Patrick Andelic @pkandelic.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Legolas and Gimli meme. The captions on the three panels read:
Gimli: "Never thought I'd did fighting side by side with the French."
Legolas: "Qu’en est-il côte à côte avec un ami?"
Gimli: "What?"
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Jacob deNobel @denobel.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Merry Christmas! Please enjoy the opening to this Japanese Christmas concert special that I watch every year. As far as I can tell, this has otherwise been scrubbed from the internet
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Pats Vobiscum @patrickdx.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
The alt text to this is great pulp crime writing.
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Gregory Pratt @royalpratt.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Video of Greg Bovino in Waukegan, with residents following and shouting, “You a bitch!” Taken by Armando Sanchez
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Pats Vobiscum @patrickdx.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
“A million Nazis, you say…”
GI Robot gleefully shooting
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Pats Vobiscum @patrickdx.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Are we still doing the thing where we play the Veep music over Trump admin chaos?
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Randi Mayem Singer @rmayemsinger.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
"The Bible will not sit alongside Mein Kampf. The cross will not yield to the swastika. We must ask right now: Jesus or Hitler? We cannot have both." Great piece. Please read and send this to your maga relatives who think they're still following Christianity.
christianitytoday.com
The Church Better Start Taking Nazification Seriously - Christianity Today
Tucker Carlson hosted neo-Nazi Nick Fuentes on his podcast. The stakes are high for American Christians.
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Pats Vobiscum @patrickdx.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
This is really cool. I hope it takes off.
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Pats Vobiscum @patrickdx.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Something I’m stuck on: if you go into the type of tattoo parlor that will ink a totenkopf, without warning you of its association with Nazis, there are probably a bunch of other obvious red flags in the tattoo parlor suggesting that “hey, maybe this artist is sketchy af?”
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Pats Vobiscum @patrickdx.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Nothing is more American than telling a wannabe king to go to hell. #NoKingsPDX
No Kings PDX Hawthorne
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Senator Ron Wyden @wyden.senate.gov · 17/10/2025
This makes sense coming from the guy whose son monitors his porn consumption
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