Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 28mstatic.klipy.comLord Of The Rings: No Curse In Elvish QuoteAlt: Two Hobbits ride on the shoulders of an Ent, who says “There is no curse in Elvish, Entish, or the tongues of Men for this treachery.” 001
Reposted by Patrick FitzgeraldDr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 06/10/2026"By using AI, tasks like essays that used to take hours can be completed in minutes!" Sure, like how if I arrive at the gym and immediately go for a shower, my workout is done in record time. And if I throw my sandwiches straight in the bin, I can finish my lunch in under 10 seconds. 6664201772
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 2hSend Barron. Send JD. #Iranyoutu.beTake JD ("Take On Me" song parody)YouTube video by Patrick Fitzgerald 010
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 18hIt’s going to be an eventful Nov/Dec/Jan. Dems better put the fear of God into them (hopefully if they gain an overwhelming majority it could help knowing that a reckoning is coming). 030
Reposted by Patrick FitzgeraldMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 06/10/2026dennis hastert and jim bakker in the same day feels like an apology for dolly and tim curry 25486271178
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 19hA strongly worded letter should do the trick.Kyoutu.beSchumerin' (Song parody - Groovin' On a Sunday Afternoon)YouTube video by Patrick Fitzgerald 000
Reposted by Patrick FitzgeraldMiddle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026BELOW: Donald Trump relives his college days by reading the Cornell 7's group chats. 2234594
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026With a trade deficit like that, it’s only a matter of time before Trump imposes a FoxNews tariff. 000
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Olivia Newton-John would know who to blame:youtu.beSummer Glovin' (song parody)YouTube video by Patrick Fitzgerald 020
Reposted by Patrick FitzgeraldPat G🇨🇦 🍁🏳️🌈🍉 @pguist.bsky.social · 05/10/2026This is MAGA mentality 🤬 13015
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Waiting for him to attack the candidacy of a black man named Mr. Rigger, and see what happens. 000
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026They pre-select for inability to put up a fight. 000
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026🎵 Starting a war I don't know what, what it’s for Let’s open up the door For new recruits to join the Marine Corps We’ll need some more Even if Barron’s feet are sore Take JD (Take JD) Take out Don (Take JD) Please be gone… before the world is screwed!youtu.beTake JD ("Take On Me" song parody)YouTube video by Patrick Fitzgerald 020
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026We got the shaft.youtu.beShe Got The Flagpole / We Got The Shaft (Justice Alito flag song parody)YouTube video by Patrick Fitzgerald 063
Reposted by Patrick Fitzgeraldillumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026lol one of our website designers used our organization's entire monthly claude credits yesterday and now half the company doesn't know how to do their jobs. it's october 2nd. 15565271140
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Oops wrong picture, that’s Mitch McConnell.youtu.beHe's a Mitch (song parody)YouTube video by Patrick Fitzgerald 061
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026There are also “ankle-foot orthoses” typically used by stroke victims, that only go up to the knee. I’m sure dear Karoline helps equip them. 3111
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Must be one of them fancy Japernese terlets… 130
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Can’t spell “racehorse theory” without “racism”. Okay, maybe you can, but this is a guy who just recently learned that there is a “b” in “dumb”, so just go with it. 011
Reposted by Patrick FitzgeraldThe Sgt Joker @thesgtjoker.bsky.social · 01/10/2026In an attempt to mitigate the failure of Eric Schmitt the bed, Donald Trump has issued an Executive Order changing the name of the Iowa Hawkeyes to the Atlanta Hawks. 981989401
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Trending: Trump drives Beast to Oklahoma Huh, I thought he was no longer friends with MTG...youtube.comMarjorie, The Three-Toed Lady (Marjorie Taylor Greene / MTG / Muppet Show theme song parody)YouTube video by Patrick Fitzgerald 020
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026That is like a trifecta of weirdness: • Name-calling 👋 • Whut about the children? 👶 • The Bible ✝️youtu.beEff Vance! (JD Vance song parody / Let's Dance David Bowie)YouTube video by Patrick Fitzgerald 010
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Only one appropriate response:youtu.beEff Vance! (JD Vance song parody / Let's Dance David Bowie)YouTube video by Patrick Fitzgerald 140
Reposted by Patrick FitzgeraldCovie @covie93.bsky.social · 01/10/2026If ashli babbitt's family can get $5 million after she literally broke into the Capitol to overturn an election, Renee Good's family should get at least triple that for ICE agents murdering her in the damn street. 13161241611
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026He just dropped in to see what condition your condition was in. 040
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Sing along: 🎵 That guy is a PDF file Not Adobe, but we know he did some things that are vileyoutu.bePDF File ("American Pie" Donald Trump song parody)YouTube video by Patrick Fitzgerald 000
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Nope, it where his heart is supposed to be.static.klipy.comCorazonhielo: Frozen Heart with IciclesAlt: Frozen heart 010
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026“And I know: I have pushed a few off from that height.” 020