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@patmfitz.bsky.social
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Shall hoarse Fitzgerald bawl his creaking couplets in a tavern hall? Fools are my theme, let Satire be my song. - Lord Byron YouTube channel: www.youtube.com/@patmfitz 🚫DMs 🚫Crypto 🚫MAGA

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Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 28m
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Lord Of The Rings: No Curse In Elvish Quote
Alt: Two Hobbits ride on the shoulders of an Ent, who says “There is no curse in Elvish, Entish, or the tongues of Men for this treachery.”
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Dr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"By using AI, tasks like essays that used to take hours can be completed in minutes!" Sure, like how if I arrive at the gym and immediately go for a shower, my workout is done in record time. And if I throw my sandwiches straight in the bin, I can finish my lunch in under 10 seconds.
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Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 1h
Every one in a while, a truth slips out.
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Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 2h
Send Barron. Send JD. #Iran
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Take JD ("Take On Me" song parody)
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Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 2h
OMG it’s human!
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 6h
Exactly 💯
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Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 13h
He sounds like a real fruitcake.
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Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 18h
It’s going to be an eventful Nov/Dec/Jan. Dems better put the fear of God into them (hopefully if they gain an overwhelming majority it could help knowing that a reckoning is coming).
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
dennis hastert and jim bakker in the same day feels like an apology for dolly and tim curry
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Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 19h
A strongly worded letter should do the trick.K
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Schumerin' (Song parody - Groovin' On a Sunday Afternoon)
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Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 20h
Let’s have a Kiki
Scissor Sisters music video for “Let’s Have a Kiki”
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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
BELOW: Donald Trump relives his college days by reading the Cornell 7's group chats.
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
https://www.instagram.com/goattoself?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet&stkn=ZDNlZDc0MzIxNw==
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Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
With a trade deficit like that, it’s only a matter of time before Trump imposes a FoxNews tariff.
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Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I didn’t know there was an Orange Lantern
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Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Olivia Newton-John would know who to blame:
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Summer Glovin' (song parody)
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Pat G🇨🇦 🍁🏳️‍🌈🍉 @pguist.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is MAGA mentality 🤬
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Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Waiting for him to attack the candidacy of a black man named Mr. Rigger, and see what happens.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They pre-select for inability to put up a fight.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Ellis Rosen @ellisjrosen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Frankenstein to invisible man: “wait a second, you’re not the Invisible Man. You’re just three invisible kids in a trench coat.”
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Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
🎵 Starting a war I don't know what, what it’s for Let’s open up the door For new recruits to join the Marine Corps We’ll need some more Even if Barron’s feet are sore Take JD (Take JD) Take out Don (Take JD) Please be gone… before the world is screwed!
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Take JD ("Take On Me" song parody)
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Dave Whamond @davewhamond.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Uh, okay.
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Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We got the shaft.
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She Got The Flagpole / We Got The Shaft (Justice Alito flag song parody)
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Jeff Galvin @docgalvin64.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
lol one of our website designers used our organization's entire monthly claude credits yesterday and now half the company doesn't know how to do their jobs. it's october 2nd.
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Chrononaut @chrononaut.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Dang it, I’m always making that mistake 😜
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Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oops wrong picture, that’s Mitch McConnell.
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He's a Mitch (song parody)
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Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There are also “ankle-foot orthoses” typically used by stroke victims, that only go up to the knee. I’m sure dear Karoline helps equip them.
Ankle-Foot Orthosis - a brace that supports the foot and ankle, extending from just below the knee down to the foot plate. An AFO is a device designed to control the position and movement at the ankle joint, improve alignment of the foot, and help patients stand or walk more safely and efficiently.
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Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh well, books it is.
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Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Must be one of them fancy Japernese terlets…
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Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Can’t spell “racehorse theory” without “racism”. Okay, maybe you can, but this is a guy who just recently learned that there is a “b” in “dumb”, so just go with it.
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The Sgt Joker @thesgtjoker.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In an attempt to mitigate the failure of Eric Schmitt the bed, Donald Trump has issued an Executive Order changing the name of the Iowa Hawkeyes to the Atlanta Hawks.
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Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Trending: Trump drives Beast to Oklahoma Huh, I thought he was no longer friends with MTG...
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Marjorie, The Three-Toed Lady (Marjorie Taylor Greene / MTG / Muppet Show theme song parody)
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Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That is like a trifecta of weirdness: • Name-calling 👋 • Whut about the children? 👶 • The Bible ✝️
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Eff Vance! (JD Vance song parody / Let's Dance David Bowie)
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Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Imagine the smell in that thing.
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Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Believe! Oh, sod off! *farts*
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Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Only one appropriate response:
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Eff Vance! (JD Vance song parody / Let's Dance David Bowie)
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Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Watching Harryhausen Sinbad movies today.
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🎀FANCY🎀 @fancysplace.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If ashli babbitt's family can get $5 million after she literally broke into the Capitol to overturn an election, Renee Good's family should get at least triple that for ICE agents murdering her in the damn street.
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Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Corset of Dorian Gray
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Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He just dropped in to see what condition your condition was in.
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Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sing along: 🎵 That guy is a PDF file Not Adobe, but we know he did some things that are vile
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PDF File ("American Pie" Donald Trump song parody)
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Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nope, it where his heart is supposed to be.
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Corazonhielo: Frozen Heart with Icicles
Alt: Frozen heart
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Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“And I know: I have pushed a few off from that height.”
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