Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Dubai, hot date, can’t we get a debate? Texas turnin’ blue now, raising up my heart rate 000 0
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026My man looks like he’s auditioning for a remake of “The Hills Have Eyes” 060 6
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Closeup of Mike Collins listening to John Ossoff take him out to the woodshed during the debate. 010 1
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026There are also “ankle-foot orthoses” typically used by stroke victims, that only go up to the knee. I’m sure dear Karoline helps equip them. 3111 11
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Elon Musk is the absolute unit of R. Crumb's bean effect. 041 4
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Weekend pics: gardening, labyrinth, hiking, moonlight. 030 3
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I’m guessing he starts his presentation by saying “Are you ready to Schrock?” Followed by “I can’t heeear you!” 030 3
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026We have never used this phone outlet in our house - but it is so freaked out I hesitate to remove it. #ThingsWithFaces #GooglyEyes 030 3
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Mental health break after too much doom scrolling, I’m organizing my tools. ⚒️🧘 030 3
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I can’t imagine the X-men danger room they put these candidates through to prep them for Senate confirmation. 020 2
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Thank you @ericidle.bsky.social I finished “Idle in Provence” and loved it! I was not prepared for the amount of feels (the words on Robin Williams had the tears flowing), but your bright side shines through. Say hi to @puddlespityparty.bsky.social a home town hero through many years! 1214 21
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Imagine my delight when my library Libby app notified me that the audiobook for “Idle in Provence: A Brief History of Thyme” was available. I put my current book on pause, checked it out, and now have @ericidle.bsky.social in my ear. I relocated near some thyme because it seemed appropriate. 2285 28
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026“What are you doing now that you’ve retired?” 🧵 122 2
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Somewhere between Shoeless Joe Jackson and Imelda Marcos. 030 3
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026In my day they called that “flesh”, because of course they did. 020 2
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Trying to grow some Korean sweet potatoes. 030 3
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Smoked some ribs, gochujang glaze Korean style. 120 2
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I landscaped a secluded garden for my cat’s entertainment. 120 2
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Made chicken Cordon Bleu (and garlic bread!) I only finished about half of this. 120 2
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Josh Hawley “refuses to be intimidated out of his duty to the Constitution.” 😝 011 1
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 22/08/2026My daughter doesn’t realize, but the dress she’s wearing to this wedding has Manos The Hands of Fate vibes. @frankconniff.bsky.social 140 4
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 10/08/2026It’s true, he really does look like Elvis. 0111 11
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Finished my ump-teenth re-reading of "Neuromancer", in anticipation of the new show on Apple TV. As @greatdismal.bsky.social has pointed out, the future of audiobook technology is here, but it hasn't been evenly distributed to me (now where is cassette number two?) 000 0
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 12/07/2026That time when Lindsay Graham followed the devil down to Georgia (lookin' for some votes to steal) 010 1
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 08/07/2026I like all of these definitions - they each hit in a different way. 000 0
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I donated a giant embroidered wall hanging to the “Sons of Norway” today. You know, like you do on a Tuesday. 031 3
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Their AI audio-generation allows a maximum of 20 minutes before it times out. 331 3