Sign in

Patrick Fitzgerald

@patmfitz.bsky.social
4.4K followers 2.6K following 5.1K posts

Shall hoarse Fitzgerald bawl his creaking couplets in a tavern hall? Fools are my theme, let Satire be my song. - Lord Byron YouTube channel: www.youtube.com/@patmfitz 🚫DMs 🚫Crypto 🚫MAGA

PostsRepliesMedia
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Dubai, hot date, can’t we get a debate? Texas turnin’ blue now, raising up my heart rate
000 0
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Living rent-free...
010 1
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Alt-right, alt-right, alt-right…
A scene from Dazed and Confused: a man in a car leers out the window
110 1
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Clearly those are trout.
A picture of Kimberly Guilfoyle with a trout swimming in front of her and the text, “fat and pouty like a trouty”
010 1
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Finally we have our city back
A decaying city street
000 0
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It still cost me an arm and a leg.
A pirate with a hook handA pirate with a peg leg
120 2
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My man looks like he’s auditioning for a remake of “The Hills Have Eyes”
Poster for The Hills Have Eyes
060 6
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Closeup of Mike Collins listening to John Ossoff take him out to the woodshed during the debate.
010 1
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Let’s have a Kiki
Scissor Sisters music video for “Let’s Have a Kiki”
020 2
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There are also “ankle-foot orthoses” typically used by stroke victims, that only go up to the knee. I’m sure dear Karoline helps equip them.
Ankle-Foot Orthosis - a brace that supports the foot and ankle, extending from just below the knee down to the foot plate. An AFO is a device designed to control the position and movement at the ankle joint, improve alignment of the foot, and help patients stand or walk more safely and efficiently.
3111 11
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Watching Harryhausen Sinbad movies today.
040 4
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He looks as happy as a little girl.
080 8
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Elon Musk is the absolute unit of R. Crumb's bean effect.
041 4
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Comic of a dog with a ball in his mouth.
Pls throw??
No take!!
Only throw
1281 28
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Weekend pics: gardening, labyrinth, hiking, moonlight.
Gardening photo, sweet potatoes Meditation labyrinth in the backyardHiking photo - tree root staircaseMoonlight photo - a string of lights including a full moon
030 3
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m guessing he starts his presentation by saying “Are you ready to Schrock?” Followed by “I can’t heeear you!”
A picture of a man, labeled “Dr. David Schrock”
030 3
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We have never used this phone outlet in our house - but it is so freaked out I hesitate to remove it. #ThingsWithFaces #GooglyEyes
A phone outlet that looks like a surprised face due to the placement of googly eyes.
030 3
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Mental health break after too much doom scrolling, I’m organizing my tools. ⚒️🧘
Jigsaw storageRouter storageRandom orbit sander storageGrinder storage
030 3
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I can’t imagine the X-men danger room they put these candidates through to prep them for Senate confirmation.
X-men danger room; Beast dodges projectiles, while Cyclops looks on and says “three seconds exactly! Well done, Beast!”
020 2
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Thank you @ericidle.bsky.social I finished “Idle in Provence” and loved it! I was not prepared for the amount of feels (the words on Robin Williams had the tears flowing), but your bright side shines through. Say hi to @puddlespityparty.bsky.social a home town hero through many years!
My kids meeting Puddles at a Christmas showKids on stage with Big Mike Geier at a Christmas showMy daughter dancing with Krampus  while Big Mike Geier sings at a Christmas showBig Mike Geier’s Kingsized Elvis Royale show, with Clownvis and Dames Aflame dancers
1214 21
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Book cover for “who moved my cheese?”
330 3
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Imagine my delight when my library Libby app notified me that the audiobook for “Idle in Provence: A Brief History of Thyme” was available. I put my current book on pause, checked it out, and now have @ericidle.bsky.social in my ear. I relocated near some thyme because it seemed appropriate.
Idle in Provence
A Brief History of Thyme
By Eric IdleA man sitting next to some thyme in a garden bed.
2285 28
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Visualizing a trillion dollars
031 3
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A scene from the movie, Our Man Flint, in which the main character lounges on a sofa drinking a cocktail while a beautiful woman dances in the background
111 1
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A scene from the movie Cinema Paradiso, in which the grown man watches old movie clips from his childhood with a smile on his face
100 1
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Weird Al singing a song parody
100 1
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Nick Offerman in his woodworking shop
110 1
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
“What are you doing now that you’ve retired?” 🧵
An episode from The Twilight Zone in which actor Burgess Meredith, wearing thick glasses, sits on some steps, reading a pile of books happily
122 2
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Somewhere between Shoeless Joe Jackson and Imelda Marcos.
Imelda Marcos’ shoe collection.
030 3
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Damn ethical AI
A scene from Willy Wonka, in which a man reads a card from a computer. It says I won’t tell that would be cheating. 
050 5
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
In my day they called that “flesh”, because of course they did.
Crayons labeled “flesh”
020 2
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Trying to grow some Korean sweet potatoes.
A Korean sweet potato partially buried in garden soil, sprouting some large green leaves on one side.
030 3
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
🎵 You got sidecar
Sidecar cocktail
010 1
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Smoked some ribs, gochujang glaze Korean style.
Smoked pork ribs with Korean-inspired rub and glazeSalty-Sweet Gochujang-Glazed Ribs

Blood Bros. BBQ's signature rack blends Texas tradition with the bold flavors of Houston's diasporic cooking to create something unmistakably original.

Blood Bros. BBQ owner Robin
Wong (above, left) and owner and pit master Quy Hoang (above, right). (Their third partner, Terry Wong, is not pictured.)GOCHUJANG-GLAZED RIBS
Recipe from Cooks Illustrated magazine

Ribs and Rub
1/2
tablespoons kosher salt
I tablespoon gochugaru
tablespoon plus 2 teaspoons sesame seeds, toasted, divided
tablespoon packed brown sugar
2
1½
2
teaspoons pepper teaspoons granulated garlic
(2½- to 3-pound) racks St. Louis-style spareribs, trimmed
5(3-inch) oak, hickory, or pecan wood chunks
I (13 by 9-inch) disposable aluminum pan 2 scallions, sliced thin
Glaze
¼ cup gochujang
¼ cup soy sauce
¼ cup packed brown sugar
2 tablespoons ginger ale
2 tablespoons toasted sesame oil
120 2
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
That’s a great one!
A scene from Armour of God, with four black women about to attack.
010 1
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I landscaped a secluded garden for my cat’s entertainment.
A cat sitting on a chair positioned in front of a window. The cat gazes out the window at a birdbath and a sundial.Looking over the shoulder of a cat, who is sitting on a chair by a window.A garden path winds by a sundial and a birdbath.
120 2
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Made chicken Cordon Bleu (and garlic bread!) I only finished about half of this.
A plate with chicken Cordon Bleu, spaghetti with marinara, salad, and garlic bread
120 2
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Josh Hawley “refuses to be intimidated out of his duty to the Constitution.” 😝
Josh Hawley running away from Jan 6 insurrectionists
011 1
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Now I just need to add the music:
Torgo and the master cosplay from Manos: The Hands of Fate
020 2
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
My daughter doesn’t realize, but the dress she’s wearing to this wedding has Manos The Hands of Fate vibes. @frankconniff.bsky.social
A dress with red flower printA scene from Manis: The hands of Fate
140 4
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Starring Claudia Christian
Claudia Christian starring in “The Hidden”
010 1
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
It’s true, he really does look like Elvis.
Elvis on stage with his legs bent
0111 11
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Finished my ump-teenth re-reading of "Neuromancer", in anticipation of the new show on Apple TV. As @greatdismal.bsky.social has pointed out, the future of audiobook technology is here, but it hasn't been evenly distributed to me (now where is cassette number two?)
000 0
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Maybe if you hadn’t made that face…
Terminator sex face
000 0
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
They are obsessed with (schweddy) balls.
A scene from Glengarry Glen Ross, a man holding brass balls on a string.A sketch from Saturday Night Live “no one can resist my schweddy balls”
010 1
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
That time when Lindsay Graham followed the devil down to Georgia (lookin' for some votes to steal)
010 1
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I dunno, Fruit Brute also works. 🤷
Fruit Brute cereal box
120 2
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I like all of these definitions - they each hit in a different way.
plastron

Dictionary
1. a large pad worn by a fencer to protect the chest.
2. an ornamental front of a woman's bodice or shirt consisting of colorful material with lace...
New Oxford American Dictionary

Siri Knowledge
Turtle shell
Shield for the ventral and dorsal par...
Wikipedia
000 0
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I donated a giant embroidered wall hanging to the “Sons of Norway” today. You know, like you do on a Tuesday.
Embroidered wall hanging depicting the Coat of Arms of Norway.Middle close shot of an embroidered wall hanging depicting the Coat of Arms of Norway.Close up shot of an embroidered wall hanging depicting the Coat of Arms of Norway.
031 3
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Their AI audio-generation allows a maximum of 20 minutes before it times out.
Two posts on Twitter with “20 minute” conversations highlighted.

Scott Jennings
@ScottJenningsKY
I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell this morning, the senior Senator from Kentucky. He's still recovering in the hospital. We talked for just shy of 20 minutes ... about IRAN, UKRAINE, the unfolding situation in MAINE, my visit to the TR Presidential Library, and even a little bit of Senate history. I told him we want to see him back at work as soon as possible.

Nathaniel Reed @ReedReports
NEW via Majority Whip Sen. John Barrasso (R-WY) spox Kate Noyes:
"Senator Barrasso and Senator McConnell had a lengthy conversation early this afternoon. Their phone call lasted roughly 20 minutes...
Senator McConnell was fully engaged and is eager to get back to the Senate."
331 3