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CREEPYpasta ben @pastaben.bsky.social · 31/08/2024

post a meme made by you

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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

getting my rookie assignment in hell and it's pointing at ram dass and saying "that thing got a hemi?" for 1,000 years

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CREEPYpasta ben @pastaben.bsky.social · 2h

i will concede that genAI is useful for making bibliographies, and this is OK because everyone I know in academia uses some sort of computerized tool like EasyBib anyway. still don't see why it's worth cooking the planet for this shit

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CREEPYpasta ben @pastaben.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

pardon me miss, would you care for a Chobani Flip in this trying time?

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CREEPYpasta ben @pastaben.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

new gimmick:"communism with American characteristics." do communism everywhere except manhattan (hong kong), vegas (macau), and a chunk of texas (shenzen). all the reactionary psychos are caged into 3 places without abundant resources where they can still Do Capitalism but destroy each other

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CREEPYpasta ben @pastaben.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

SCHMITT: is it true that you have 25 lighters on your dresser? ME: no, sir. SCHMITT: no?! but what about this? *holds up big picture of my dresser with approx. 25 rectangular plastic objects on it* ME: oh. if you look more closely you can see 3-4 of those are actually vapes KLOBUCHAR: indica?

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CREEPYpasta ben @pastaben.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I genuinely loved liberal arts college because it meant that all of the "art spaces" included a handful of normies or other non-artdork people, who kept things interesting. like i'm sure i'd have loved my experimental music course either way but it was significantly enhanced by having my buddy Stew

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CREEPYpasta ben @pastaben.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

this would've done numbers on 2012 twitter

"why u no" guy 2012-era reddit meme. top text: kendrick lamar i'm dying of thirst. bottom text: why u no sing about me

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CREEPYpasta ben @pastaben.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

boys chat is now 2 years into a debate over whether a lobster or a crab would win a fight

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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

omg do i have to do everything around here

a search bar with: swede caroline bork bork bork

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Dave @dscoul.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Sony cameras x Bob Crane collab

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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

the deep blue vs kasparov moment for poasting

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Nat Henry @nathenry.com · 02/10/2026

Running into a Thomas de Quincey reference on Bluesky

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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 01/10/2026

A trans girl won homecoming queen in my home state of Louisiana a few years ago and it was the most beautiful thing. www.nola.com/gambit/news/...

nola.com

Ascension Parish trans teen voted to homecoming court: 'It's the small wins that count'

'For me personally, it was an ‘f you’ moment,' says Aria Williams.

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CREEPYpasta ben @pastaben.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

change 👏 your 👏 name 👏 for 👏 spooky 👏 season 👏

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paul de revere @pderevere.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

nyc pals join one of these protests against sinai, langone and new york pres (i went to sinai) you will stand with some of the bravest most righteous and funny people you’ll ever have the privilege to meet

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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Can we get 10,000 RTs for this

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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Broke up with my medieval bf because he said I should ‘write a tapestry about it’ in an argument

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CREEPYpasta ben @pastaben.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

@bransonreese.bsky.social the Swan Boy tv show got a rave review from My Dad:

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It's on Hulu and I just watched the first episode. Reminds me of South Park but I can understand what they are saying
It's insane

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CREEPYpasta ben @pastaben.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

have about 1/3rd of the first draft of the new play. did i mention it's my In Utero

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CREEPYpasta ben @pastaben.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

someone in the building made a low country boil or something it smell CRAZY in here

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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 26/09/2026

They shouldn't have wasted the name Skye Rizzy on some drug that does whatever it does. That was meant to be the name of a teen celebrity who's famous for reasons I understand as little as I understand that drug

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CREEPYpasta ben @pastaben.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

just saw a car with quebec license plates, number “FAP 1212”

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CREEPYpasta ben @pastaben.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

“hey man we’re getting Detroit style pizza” oh cool like dominos??

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CREEPYpasta ben @pastaben.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

i’m at the catholic church i’m at the ambient show i’m at the combination catholic church and ambient show

the lights during drumloop’s set in a cathedral in bk

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Chat Pile @chatpileband.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Seattle! We're gonna have 75 prints of this cool poster designed by Andrew Crawshaw available at the gig. Get tickets for this show and a whole slew of other cities over at chatpile.net/shows

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 24/09/2026

[proudly] i dont know my address or phone number. in fact, i dont know my own name. ive replaced that extraneous information with important thoughts about crazy bones

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cassidy @cdg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

made me cry esp when he poured water for his guests at dinner :) iced coffee job discourse found dead in a ditch we’re all about being kind and human to others !!!!

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CREEPYpasta ben @pastaben.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

is it just me or is this upcoming storm the first time that people described a rainstorm as a nor'easter? i thought that was a word for blizzards

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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Jackie Jackson died two days ago. His death did not get the fanfare that the big celebrities get but I assure you he was no less than any of them: a titan astride the earth. In this thread, a few of the songs he played bass on. You know these songs. You know their bass parts. youtu.be/DKVB_CtU8XQ

youtu.be

Pressure Drop

YouTube video by Toots & The Maytals - Topic

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CREEPYpasta ben @pastaben.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

i think it was @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social who said that back in the 90s and 2000s, if a kid choked to death on a toy the company would recall every single one of those toys. now ChatGPT is killing people and OpenAI's response is "those dumb kids probably had it coming anyway"

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machine gun corey @nuclearbbq.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

teachers these days grew up on indie sleaze. you think your child is at school practicing algebra when in fact they're learning about the "teaches of peaches"

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CREEPYpasta ben @pastaben.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

a less friendly but more accurate version of my earlier take

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CREEPYpasta ben @pastaben.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

my new Bit at work is signing off from Teams calls with an impression of Liz Franczak saying "buh-bye!"

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Abby Denton is a Rabbit for Halloween Every Year @abbydenton.com · 25/09/2026

The trouble with being America is eventually you run out of other people's oil

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CREEPYpasta ben @pastaben.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

i fall for stupid engagement bait all the time so this is friendly fire but i thought one of the purposes of bsky was not engaging in the same Discourse you can get anywhere else. for a bunch of people who hate the new york times we sure love to bicker about their latest slop

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CREEPYpasta ben @pastaben.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

taylor lorenz’s most annoying trait is simple hypocrisy. she’s an ardent covid masker, which is totally ok, good even. but then she says stuff like social media or porn addictions aren’t real, making the same denial of lived experiences and medical experts that she hates in anti-maskers

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CREEPYpasta ben @pastaben.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

not QTing that Wapo ice coffee shit. Wapo in “going door to door to shock people” era

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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 25/09/2026

got to watch nothern minnesota guy yesterday order lunch. turkey sandwich. nothing in it, just the turkey. white bread. catholicism tells you to feel guilt over desire; nordic protestantism frees you from desire itself

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372 Pages We'll Never Get Back @372pages.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Our 280 Mysteries episode with Stin of @chatpileband.bsky.social is now available wherever you get podcasts! Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/56G2... Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/2... Youtube: youtu.be/CuWUwwOl0Mw?...

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CREEPYpasta ben @pastaben.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

we had all-gender bathrooms in my college dorms. the only objection anybody had to them was “what if I take a loud stinky dump and my crush walks in?” I can’t emphasize enough how little anyone cared

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Whitney Curry Wimbish @whitneycwimbish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The youngest person his pager attack killed was 9-year-old Fatima Abdullah, who had just started 4th grade. The pager was on a table when it went off and she picked it up to take to her dad. It exploded in her face and reports said it covered the room in her blood. She wanted to learn English.

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CREEPYpasta ben @pastaben.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

on the topic of lesbian bars, back when i drank i went into this place called The Dalloway, which would've been a clue if i'd read any virginia woolf. i'm having a beer. i look at the bartender and barbacks and realize they're all women. i look around and all the patrons are women. i look @ the wall

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Do you think when my fiancé went on a first date 8 years ago with a girl in an annoying outfit that included a beret, that he imagined hearing the phrase, “my lifestyle determines my deathstyle” spoken and sung 50,000 times in one day

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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

it's going to be a yankee hotel foxtrot fall

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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"

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