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372 Pages We'll Never Get Back @372pages.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Our latest REMAIN is up on our Patreon a week early! And the scary part is... It died two years ago this very night!!! www.patreon.com/372pages/pos...

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372 Pages We'll Never Get Back @372pages.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Random still from today's recording where we both looked like we were getting our passport photo taken

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372 Pages We'll Never Get Back @372pages.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Our 280 Mysteries episode with Stin of @chatpileband.bsky.social is now available wherever you get podcasts! Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/56G2... Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/2... Youtube: youtu.be/CuWUwwOl0Mw?...

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372 Pages We'll Never Get Back @372pages.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

We will be recording our next REMAIN episode on Friday!

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372 Pages We'll Never Get Back @372pages.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Our second REMAIN episode is now unlocked and available on youtube and wherever you get podcasts! Cats. youtu.be/2aIYB7meQHs

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372 Pages We'll Never Get Back @372pages.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

REMAIN seated, this is not a drill, our latest REMAIN episode just posted a week early on Patreon! Cats. www.patreon.com/372pages/pos...

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372 Pages We'll Never Get Back @372pages.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

One of these days a jackal is gonna write something along the lines of Super Constitution and we'll RT it not knowing what Grandpa No horrors lurk with in but it does NOT APPEAR that Alice's book is that one, so check it out!

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372 Pages We'll Never Get Back @372pages.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Look, we link to enough terrible books that when our loyal Jackals write books of their own, we've got to give them some shoutouts to balance out all the Cline and Kaileb we've put into the world. So here are two

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Chat Pile @chatpileband.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Went to see the new MST3K @rifftrax.com Experiments in the (packed!) theater last night and had the time of my life. No exaggeration, I think this is the best iteration of the show to date and it's deeply inspiring to see everyone involved continue get better after 30+ years of doing this

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372 Pages We'll Never Get Back @372pages.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

What timing! (spoiler: this trailer is actually dead)

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372 Pages We'll Never Get Back @372pages.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

“Sorry if I missed the memo, but can I ask what you’re doing here?” “Yoga."

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Conor Lastowka @conorlastowka.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Go see our first RiffTrax Experiments MST3K episodes in theaters on Wednesday! The SOL looks like a hell of a rig in that thumbnail... www.youtube.com/watch?v=_plB...

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New MST3K Theme and Intro!

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

ONE WEEK FROM TONIGHT the 1st of our four new MST3K episodes will be in 1000+ movie theaters all over the country. It should be fun! (But will it be?? YOU DECIDE.) Ticket link below:

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372 Pages We'll Never Get Back @372pages.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

We will be recording our next REMAIN episode next FRIDAY!

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372 Pages We'll Never Get Back @372pages.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

All new 280 Mysteries with very special guest Stin of @chatpileband.bsky.social Will his sweet Coily tattoo help him and Mike solve the mystery? Listen and find out! www.patreon.com/372pages/pos...

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372 Pages We'll Never Get Back @372pages.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

New 280 Mysteries with a special guest coming to the Patreon tomorrow! patreon.com/372pages

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372 Pages We'll Never Get Back @372pages.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Our first full episode discussing REMAIN is now unlocked and available wherever you get podcasts!

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spitfire6006006 @spitfire6006006.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

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Conor Lastowka @conorlastowka.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

May this candid moment from the making of MST3K: The RiffTrax Experiments be the next template for all your memeing needs

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372 Pages We'll Never Get Back @372pages.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Loyal Jackal "CodeOne" wrote a book and though Mayor of Noobtown may have inspired him to put pen to paper, he swears it is much much better. Check it out! amzn.to/4wJvU65

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372 Pages We'll Never Get Back @372pages.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Our next book is REMAIN by Nicholas Sparks & M. Night Shyamalan, and the intro episode is now unlocked and available wherever you get podcasts!

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372 Pages We'll Never Get Back @372pages.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

We will be recording our first ep for the new book on Friday!

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372 Pages We'll Never Get Back @372pages.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

When you realize there wlll be no more memories of your sister to come and the weight of an unbearable future descends on you like an anvil

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372 Pages We'll Never Get Back @372pages.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

We will be announcing BOOK 39 a week early on the 372 Patreon next Thursday! patreon.com/372pages

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RiffTrax @rifftrax.com · 04/08/2026

Coming this fall - MST3K: The RiffTrax Experiments! Just over two months until brand new episodes with Mike and The Bots! Pre-order all four today: www.rifftrax.com/mst3k-the-ri... @mst3kofficial.bsky.social

Digital Release Dates for MST3K: The RiffTrax Experiments

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372 Pages We'll Never Get Back @372pages.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Thanks for joining us for a live read of PRISONER OF THE ANT PEOPLE! You can relive exciting moments such as this one on our Patreon: patreon.com/372pages

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

We're back, babies! Sept. 9 and Sept. 13 in movie theaters.

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372 Pages We'll Never Get Back @372pages.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Join us for a livestreamed Choose Your Own Adventure book on Thursday. The chat gets to vote every time we come to a decision point, and these books look to contain some pretty twisted decisions. Details on our Patreon: www.patreon.com/372pages/pos...

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Amolove @amolove.tv · 26/07/2026

at a convention today and overheard two people talking about ready player one. One person said they read it once and saw it (the movie) once and can't remember a thing about it. hashtag leaving a legacy hashtag cowrig @372pages.bsky.social

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RiffTrax @rifftrax.com · 24/07/2026

We've got movie (ticket) sign! Get your tickets now to see The RiffTrax Experiments in theaters nationwide! www.fathomentertainment.com/releases/mst...

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372 Pages We'll Never Get Back @372pages.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Our final EMPRESS THERESA episode is now unlocked and available wherever you get your podcasts. Yes, even in Chicago, home of the Winter Olympics! Youtube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFge... Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/37Vp... Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/3...

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Conor Lastowka @conorlastowka.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Incredible work here!

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372 Pages We'll Never Get Back @372pages.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Congrats to Hayden and John for winning our Empress Theresa meme contest! Check out the whole gallery here: imgur.com/a/8kYLOPk

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372 Pages We'll Never Get Back @372pages.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Now that Theresa is over, Loyal jackal Moviegique built a page for you to make your own rankings of the 372 canon! 372.dsblake.com/rankings

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Rankings | 372 Pages Fan Site

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372 Pages We'll Never Get Back @372pages.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

We just wrapped up EMPRESS THERESA and you can hear how it all went down a week early on our Patreon! Reunified Korea? ✅ Fistful of ancient relic hair?✅ Giant novelty checks?✅ Hundreds of neutered 600 year old pre-teens? ✅✅✅ www.patreon.com/372pages/pos...

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372 Pages #210 - Empress Theresa Ep 5 - What Happened to the Parkers??? | 372 Pages We'll Never Get Back

372 Pages #210 - Empress Theresa Ep 5 - What Happened to the Parkers??? by 372 Pages We'll Never Get Back on Patreon. Join 372 Pages We'll Never Get Back's community for exclusive content and updates.

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Michael M @deyenigne.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

I love how she went from “kind of obnoxious child” to “enraged dictator” in the space of a few sentences. Theresa is my favorite 372 pages protagonist so far.

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372 Pages We'll Never Get Back @372pages.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Theresa when the President of the United States tells her that hundreds of white spheres are moving toward the city

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Amolove @amolove.tv · 10/07/2026

@372pages.bsky.social discord user mr intense cropped and edited the background for our newest cursed af emoji.

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372 Pages We'll Never Get Back @372pages.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

We will be recording our next and final EMPRESS THERESA episode one week from today, Thursday 7/16. Based on the RoFF in the last episode, it sounds like we are in for a wild ride!

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372 Pages We'll Never Get Back @372pages.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Having used her plywood to evacuate Israel to Crete, Theresa turns her attention to North Korea, in our latest Empress Theresa episode, now available wherever you get podcasts! Youtube: youtu.be/q6cXYhSfEkE?... Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/3... Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/2Z8J...

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372 Pages We'll Never Get Back @372pages.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Our latest EMPRESS THERESA episode is now available a week early on the 372 Patreon! Just a few of the ideas this book attempts to tackle: An omnipotent entity transmitted to human beings by a fox. Eternal daylight. Tilting the axis of planet earth Plywood. www.patreon.com/372pages/pos...

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372 Pages #209 - Empress Theresa Ep 4 - Goodbye John, Stephanie and Jennifer. Heck, all the Parkers! | 372 Pages We'll Never Get Back

372 Pages #209 - Empress Theresa Ep 4 - Goodbye John, Stephanie and Jennifer. Heck, all the Parkers! by 372 Pages We'll Never Get Back on Patreon. Join 372 Pages We'll Never Get Back's community for e...

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372 Pages We'll Never Get Back @372pages.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

If you've got Reals or Fanfics, send them in for tomorrow's recording!

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372 Pages We'll Never Get Back @372pages.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Bonus mailbag on the 372 Patreon! People are seeing Noobtown in the wild, Boutin got a whole bunch of facts wrong, plus Mike's dad provides some literary criticism of his own! www.patreon.com/372pages/pos...

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372 Pages We'll Never Get Back @372pages.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

We will be recording our next Empress Theresa episode a week from today on Wednesday!

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372 Pages We'll Never Get Back @372pages.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Our newest EMPRESS THERESA episode is now unlocked and available wherever you get podcasts! Youtube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAjp... Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/4tHy... Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/3...

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