Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson Man @pashaspider.bsky.social · 6hso really, to the 99%, the whole war was just a family feud among unaccountable Force mafia. one of the few not-space wizard people who knows it wasn't like that is bail organa, who took this knowledge to his grave. he never told any of the other rebel leaders, not even mon, and certainly not leia. 030
Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson Man @pashaspider.bsky.social · 6hthe jedi themselves didn't even find out he was darth tyrannus until year 2 of the war, and this was of course never disseminated publicly. as far as most people knew, he was killed by anakin and obi-wan, who imperial records show were then shortly thereafter killed in the failed jedi rebellion. 130
Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson Man @pashaspider.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I mean, who even saw him supposedly get into the landspeeder? Strange that on a planet full of holocams there's no footage ... 010
Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson Man @pashaspider.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Bomber Zeb do it again. 010
Reposted by Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson ManAdam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I think people should listen to what the administration trying to bring back spectacle lynchings, race riots, and middle passage-esque deportation voyages are trying to tell you about themselves. bsky.app/profile/bren... 8449011779
Reposted by Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson ManAndy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Hegseth got the job not because of his clown antics on Fox News but because during the first term he made it his personal crusade to get Trump to pardon war criminals who had murdered civilians and desecrated corpses. That’s who he is and it’s what Trump hired him to be. 161971393
Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson Man @pashaspider.bsky.social · 08/10/2026CT-1707 could still kick all their asses. Justice for CT-1707. 020
Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson Man @pashaspider.bsky.social · 08/10/2026And those guys then went on to happily stack up more war crimes than you could even imagine before old age finally forced them out. 010
Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson Man @pashaspider.bsky.social · 08/10/2026In contrast, guys like this in the comics and novels before that retcon who had been heroically fighting for the Republic were now on the PA telling Jedi survivors if they didn't immediately surrender themselves they would execute every civilian in the area. 120
Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson Man @pashaspider.bsky.social · 08/10/2026They had to make inhibitor chips a thing for this show, and present the Empire as almost immediately decommissioning the clones after Ep III in favor of natural-born recruits, to avoid making the audience feel things about their favorite boys committing war crimes. 220
Reposted by Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson ManAaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 08/10/2026This is so dangerous! President Trump is deliberately inciting race hatred against an ethnic minority, calling on the people of Minnesota to "fight back" against "Somali immigrants." This must be a terrifying moment for the Somali community (who are overwhelmingly US citizens). 982039573
Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson Man @pashaspider.bsky.social · 08/10/2026this is how dr catherine halsey was moving on reach 010
Reposted by Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson ManJay Nordlinger @jaynordlinger.bsky.social · 08/10/2026"THE ENEMY!," says our president, about citizens who do not conform to his latest linguistic decree. It's been a while since I took civics (9th grade). But, in my understanding, America is not like this -- not supposed to be. 0286
Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson Man @pashaspider.bsky.social · 08/10/2026sooper pooper intelligence 010
Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson Man @pashaspider.bsky.social · 08/10/2026This is what happened per the game. Sebulba is the Juan Soto of the races post-Endor and nobody remembers little Ani. 010
Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson Man @pashaspider.bsky.social · 08/10/2026jeter, his apple trifle spilled 000
Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson Man @pashaspider.bsky.social · 08/10/2026kreia then throws a beer bottle at atton (and no not with the force she doesn't respect atton enough to force throw it at him) 000
Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson Man @pashaspider.bsky.social · 08/10/2026kreia sitting on the crash couch on the ebon hawk and telling the jedi exile see the problem is communication too much communication (between the midichlorians and the force) 100
Reposted by Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson ManDavid Dixon @dixondaver.bsky.social · 07/10/2026static.klipy.comNo, No. Dig Up, Stupid!ALT: No, No. Dig Up, Stupid! 1175
Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson Man @pashaspider.bsky.social · 07/10/2026when i say [thing] it's full of whimsy and panache when you people say [thing] it's curdled and rusted 000
Reposted by Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson ManFaine Greenwood @faineg.com · 06/10/2026This is excellent. I want to see more Dems going hard on this. 117235
Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson Man @pashaspider.bsky.social · 06/10/2026JDPON Don suggests nuking US Navy in port. Lin Biao's strongest soldier. 010
Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson Man @pashaspider.bsky.social · 06/10/2026"on the Spree, the red army will break!" 001
Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson Man @pashaspider.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Are they launching a military operation or a new deck build? 1162
Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson Man @pashaspider.bsky.social · 05/10/2026modernity’s waaaargh (2026) 010
Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson Man @pashaspider.bsky.social · 05/10/2026me logging in here every day 000
Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson Man @pashaspider.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The President is regressing to the 80s ... the 1780s ... 020
Reposted by Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson ManSeth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The term “remigration” is associated with the extreme right and only came into widespread usage in 2023-4. Even Germany’s AfD avoided using the term in 2024 for fear of scaring away voters. Today the US government is celebrating the “victories” it’s racked up in the “ethnic cleansing” column. 771587647
Reposted by Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson ManGlonzo the Bureaucrat 🇬🇱 🌹 @snarkranger.bsky.social · 03/10/2026"I will demolish the ballroom and the arch on Day 1" is table stakes for the 2028 primary. None of this wishy-washy "come together to solve problems" bullshit - the monuments to his ego must go, period, end of sentence. 1024357
Reposted by Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson ManRev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 03/10/2026what the Trump Admin means by "the Strait is Open" is that we're using Filipinos and Indians as human shields, sailing ships dark through drone infested waters, and 1 in 20 get hit and they die. the plan is literally see if we can run out of FIlipino sailors www.bloomberg.com/news/article...bloomberg.comNo Lights, No Radio: Getting Oil Through Hormuz Is a Risky JobA tanker captain’s first-hand account shows why flows from the Middle East are rising, despite the dangers of Iranian drones and missiles. 38551
Reposted by Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson ManMr. Spookytime Grift @djdunclive.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I'm not normally in favor of pillaging with God as the excuse but computer parts are expensive these days... 0315
Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson Man @pashaspider.bsky.social · 03/10/2026imagine looking outside your berlin window and both of these are under because it's april 1945 001
Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson Man @pashaspider.bsky.social · 02/10/2026the last thing a necron phaeron sees before getting slimedx.comGood Faces (@good_faces_bot) on XGood Faces (@good_faces_bot) on X 010
Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson Man @pashaspider.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Also the whole thing where this guy was an actual traitor who later served in the Confederate Army. 120
Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson Man @pashaspider.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I for one welcome our new armadillords.x.comcav empty (@cavempty_) on Xtry to keep this in mind today. good luck 000
Reposted by Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson ManNathaniel William Horadam @horadam.bsky.social · 01/10/2026And there it is, a move to steal elections our in Georgia. It's a desperation play, and will almost certainly backfire...but it shows how committed MAGA forces are about thwarting the impending Democratic majority in Congress and takeover of state offices. 13311
Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson Man @pashaspider.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I'm better than all of you. Isn't that heartening? 031
Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson Man @pashaspider.bsky.social · 01/10/2026"No one's ever really gone." 040
Reposted by Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson ManDon Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026America today is a country where regulators won't allow private companies to air interviews of the opposition on TV, but declare that taxpayer funded propaganda is fine. 462219777
Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson Man @pashaspider.bsky.social · 30/09/2026it turns out they were the ones keeping the Strait of Hormuz open 010
Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson Man @pashaspider.bsky.social · 30/09/2026"Unites States" also. 000
Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson Man @pashaspider.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Everyone agreed that this was a terrible idea. 011
Reposted by Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson Mantef @tef.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Film-Noir Author: In my book I invented the Toontown Freeway as a cautionary tale. Robert Moses exiting a time machine: At long last, we have created the Toontown Freeway from classic sci-fi novel Don't Build The Toontown Freeway. 513319
Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson Man @pashaspider.bsky.social · 29/09/2026tbqh i don't really care what his original name is because he got beat up by a dog he can't live that down 110
Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson Man @pashaspider.bsky.social · 28/09/2026in a world where everyone is 'scheming eunuchs' this or 'backstabbing vizier' that, this guy is the true ride-or-diex.comDaily Magic the Gathering Art (@daily_mtg_art) on XDark Confidant, by Scott M. Fischer #MTG 000
Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson Man @pashaspider.bsky.social · 27/09/2026static.klipy.comSpongebob WipeALT: Spongebob Wipe 060
Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson Man @pashaspider.bsky.social · 27/09/2026the issue is as ever that the people against random crazy idea [diesel export ban] have to be lucky every time, but president eat the seed corn only has to be lucky once to implement it 112720
Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson Man @pashaspider.bsky.social · 27/09/2026if there's ever an Episode X, my most evil answer is that the Marvel comics established, as in the old EU, Luke's severed hand was transported to an Imperial cloning facility. except instead of Wayland it was Exogol. so, yes, Luuke remains a live option if any Star Wars director so chooses. 030