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Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson Man

@pashaspider.bsky.social
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Maybe sing songs that remind me of the good times ...? Leave that tub un-thumped! You’ll get one bourbon, one scotch, and one beer, Hell still ain't half full!

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Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson Man @pashaspider.bsky.social · 6h
so really, to the 99%, the whole war was just a family feud among unaccountable Force mafia. one of the few not-space wizard people who knows it wasn't like that is bail organa, who took this knowledge to his grave. he never told any of the other rebel leaders, not even mon, and certainly not leia.
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Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson Man @pashaspider.bsky.social · 6h
the jedi themselves didn't even find out he was darth tyrannus until year 2 of the war, and this was of course never disseminated publicly. as far as most people knew, he was killed by anakin and obi-wan, who imperial records show were then shortly thereafter killed in the failed jedi rebellion.
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Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson Man @pashaspider.bsky.social · 6h
trvke force harvester
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Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson Man @pashaspider.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I mean, who even saw him supposedly get into the landspeeder? Strange that on a planet full of holocams there's no footage ...
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Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson Man @pashaspider.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Bomber Zeb do it again.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think people should listen to what the administration trying to bring back spectacle lynchings, race riots, and middle passage-esque deportation voyages are trying to tell you about themselves. bsky.app/profile/bren...
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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hegseth got the job not because of his clown antics on Fox News but because during the first term he made it his personal crusade to get Trump to pardon war criminals who had murdered civilians and desecrated corpses. That’s who he is and it’s what Trump hired him to be.
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Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson Man @pashaspider.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
CT-1707 could still kick all their asses. Justice for CT-1707.
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Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson Man @pashaspider.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And those guys then went on to happily stack up more war crimes than you could even imagine before old age finally forced them out.
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Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson Man @pashaspider.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
In contrast, guys like this in the comics and novels before that retcon who had been heroically fighting for the Republic were now on the PA telling Jedi survivors if they didn't immediately surrender themselves they would execute every civilian in the area.
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Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson Man @pashaspider.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They had to make inhibitor chips a thing for this show, and present the Empire as almost immediately decommissioning the clones after Ep III in favor of natural-born recruits, to avoid making the audience feel things about their favorite boys committing war crimes.
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is so dangerous! President Trump is deliberately inciting race hatred against an ethnic minority, calling on the people of Minnesota to "fight back" against "Somali immigrants." This must be a terrifying moment for the Somali community (who are overwhelmingly US citizens).
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Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson Man @pashaspider.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
this is how dr catherine halsey was moving on reach
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Jay Nordlinger @jaynordlinger.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"THE ENEMY!," says our president, about citizens who do not conform to his latest linguistic decree. It's been a while since I took civics (9th grade). But, in my understanding, America is not like this -- not supposed to be.
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Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson Man @pashaspider.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
sooper pooper intelligence
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Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson Man @pashaspider.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is what happened per the game. Sebulba is the Juan Soto of the races post-Endor and nobody remembers little Ani.
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Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson Man @pashaspider.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
jeter, his apple trifle spilled
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Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson Man @pashaspider.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
kreia then throws a beer bottle at atton (and no not with the force she doesn't respect atton enough to force throw it at him)
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Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson Man @pashaspider.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
kreia sitting on the crash couch on the ebon hawk and telling the jedi exile see the problem is communication too much communication (between the midichlorians and the force)
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Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson Man @pashaspider.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Artificial Shoe?
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David Dixon @dixondaver.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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No, No. Dig Up, Stupid!
ALT: No, No. Dig Up, Stupid!
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Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson Man @pashaspider.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
when i say [thing] it's full of whimsy and panache when you people say [thing] it's curdled and rusted
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 06/10/2026
This is excellent. I want to see more Dems going hard on this.
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Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson Man @pashaspider.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
JDPON Don suggests nuking US Navy in port. Lin Biao's strongest soldier.
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Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson Man @pashaspider.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"on the Spree, the red army will break!"
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Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson Man @pashaspider.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Are they launching a military operation or a new deck build?
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Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson Man @pashaspider.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
modernity’s waaaargh (2026)
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Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson Man @pashaspider.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
me logging in here every day
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Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson Man @pashaspider.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The President is regressing to the 80s ... the 1780s ...
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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The term “remigration” is associated with the extreme right and only came into widespread usage in 2023-4. Even Germany’s AfD avoided using the term in 2024 for fear of scaring away voters. Today the US government is celebrating the “victories” it’s racked up in the “ethnic cleansing” column.
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Net negative migration for the first time in HALF a CENTURY.
Americans are amassing victories NEVER seen before thanks to President Trump.
We will continue to grow our efforts to fulfill the mandate given to this administration.
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ASYLUM DENIAL AT 94%
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FROM 39 COUNTRIES
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Glonzo the Bureaucrat 🇬🇱 🌹 @snarkranger.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"I will demolish the ballroom and the arch on Day 1" is table stakes for the 2028 primary. None of this wishy-washy "come together to solve problems" bullshit - the monuments to his ego must go, period, end of sentence.
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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
what the Trump Admin means by "the Strait is Open" is that we're using Filipinos and Indians as human shields, sailing ships dark through drone infested waters, and 1 in 20 get hit and they die. the plan is literally see if we can run out of FIlipino sailors www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
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No Lights, No Radio: Getting Oil Through Hormuz Is a Risky Job
A tanker captain’s first-hand account shows why flows from the Middle East are rising, despite the dangers of Iranian drones and missiles.
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Mr. Spookytime Grift @djdunclive.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm not normally in favor of pillaging with God as the excuse but computer parts are expensive these days...
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Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson Man @pashaspider.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
imagine looking outside your berlin window and both of these are under because it's april 1945
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Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson Man @pashaspider.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the last thing a necron phaeron sees before getting slimed
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Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson Man @pashaspider.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Also the whole thing where this guy was an actual traitor who later served in the Confederate Army.
John Buchanan Floyd (June 1, 1806 – August 26, 1863) was an American politician who served as the 31st Governor of Virginia. Under president James Buchanan, he also served as the U.S. Secretary of War from 1857 to 1860. Floyd is also known as the Confederate general in the American Civil War who lost the crucial Battle of Fort Donelson.
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Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson Man @pashaspider.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I for one welcome our new armadillords.
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try to keep this in mind today. good luck
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Nathaniel William Horadam @horadam.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And there it is, a move to steal elections our in Georgia. It's a desperation play, and will almost certainly backfire...but it shows how committed MAGA forces are about thwarting the impending Democratic majority in Congress and takeover of state offices.
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Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson Man @pashaspider.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm better than all of you. Isn't that heartening?
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Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson Man @pashaspider.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"No one's ever really gone."
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
America today is a country where regulators won't allow private companies to air interviews of the opposition on TV, but declare that taxpayer funded propaganda is fine.
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Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson Man @pashaspider.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
it turns out they were the ones keeping the Strait of Hormuz open
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Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson Man @pashaspider.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Unites States" also.
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Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson Man @pashaspider.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Everyone agreed that this was a terrible idea.
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Film-Noir Author: In my book I invented the Toontown Freeway as a cautionary tale. Robert Moses exiting a time machine: At long last, we have created the Toontown Freeway from classic sci-fi novel Don't Build The Toontown Freeway.
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Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson Man @pashaspider.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
tbqh i don't really care what his original name is because he got beat up by a dog he can't live that down
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Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson Man @pashaspider.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
in a world where everyone is 'scheming eunuchs' this or 'backstabbing vizier' that, this guy is the true ride-or-die
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Dark Confidant, by Scott M. Fischer #MTG
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Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson Man @pashaspider.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Spongebob Wipe
ALT: Spongebob Wipe
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Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson Man @pashaspider.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the issue is as ever that the people against random crazy idea [diesel export ban] have to be lucky every time, but president eat the seed corn only has to be lucky once to implement it
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Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson Man @pashaspider.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
if there's ever an Episode X, my most evil answer is that the Marvel comics established, as in the old EU, Luke's severed hand was transported to an Imperial cloning facility. except instead of Wayland it was Exogol. so, yes, Luuke remains a live option if any Star Wars director so chooses.
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