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A @parrykat.bsky.social · 16h
I'm clever, intimidating, and gentle. Small children and cats are drawn to me. Give me 3 months in any country and I speak its language.
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A @parrykat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
not enough gets made of the part where the guys in lord of the rings are all trying to stop a world ending evil while basically exclusively speaking second and third languages to one another
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A @parrykat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Table that Tops U
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's good that we invented things like "government" and "the economy" but we can't meaningfully participate in them if the people in charge are constantly rubbing in our faces that these things are fake, and in fact you are a naive doofus if you think otherwise. That's a society on life support
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
it's important to arrive at sturdy ethical principles that you can't be annoyed out of. people are annoying as shit
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Slavoj Žižek has my dream job. I watched him speak in front of a crowd for 45 minutes uninterrupted about whatever he felt like while the host watched helplessly. when he finally finished she said "wise words" and he said "I HATE WISDOM" then started talking again
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A @parrykat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
this essay will compare and contrast andy weir's 2021 novel project hail mary...
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A @parrykat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
not enough gets made of the part where the guys in lord of the rings are all trying to stop a world ending evil while basically exclusively speaking second and third languages to one another
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Spooky Poltergeist Ghouls 🎃 @sandypuggames.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
ok so tonight kitten, you be the impassioned and principled space cia operative and I'll be the gargantuan city destroying intergalactic sentient spaceship come to annihilate all life in the universe
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a team of bumblebees @saramchenry.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
not now kitten, daddy's path is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
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A @parrykat.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
ime, for my less severe stuff, 3-4 weeks. For big/tricky problems, 2-3 months. but it does work!
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
they just had an interview with a scientist on NPR who was inspired by X-Files as a child and said how cool it was to see "a special agent and a physician team up to solve mysteries" so i nearly crashed my car yelling "SCULLY WAS ALSO A SPECIAL AGENT"
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A @parrykat.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Patrick Star from SpongeBob SquarePants
ALT: Patrick Star from SpongeBob SquarePants
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A @parrykat.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
it's the only way
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A @parrykat.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
it's a crime nobody has let Mads Mikkelsen be a pirate for 120-150 min straight yet
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A @parrykat.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
yayyy these are amazing 😍
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A @parrykat.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
ME please?
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A @parrykat.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
corroboration: i have sent and received approximately 200 texts about a single horse's hoof abcess this week, care/treatment thereof, her appetite, water intake etc etc
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Spooky Poltergeist Ghouls 🎃 @sandypuggames.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Trans people should avoid Simple Underground in DC, their bar staff are disrespectful and transphobic and when pressed on this, the bar replied with a photo of their LGBTQ Allyship Award lmfao
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Even if this were true for me, which it would never be, you couldn’t waterboard this out of me.
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#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Even if JK Rowling wasn't a monster, being in your 40s and referring to your Harry Potter house on a dating app in 2026 in crazy work. This sentence is not coming out of nowhere. I see things. Hell is real, I live there.
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A @parrykat.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
this may be a long shot but if you come across another ring like F can you keep me in mind? I owe my wife a ring!
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A @parrykat.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
these were so pleasant, sad they're gone 😔
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 07/08/2026
feminism is when you hit a man with your car while wearing expensive lingerie
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 19/04/2024
Posting this again because a lot of people said they found it helpful! Guide to ALT text: www.perkins.org/resource/how...
ALT text copied and pasted from the linked website: An infographic titled “How To Write Alt Text” featuring a photo of a capybara. Parts of alt text are divided by color, including identify who, expression, description, colour, and interesting features. The finished description reads “A capybara looking relaxed in a hot spa. Yellow yuzu fruits are floating in the water, and one is balanced on the top of the capybara’s head.”
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A @parrykat.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
for security reasons!
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Spooky Poltergeist Ghouls 🎃 @sandypuggames.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
In 30 minutes me and the lads over at @infinite-citadel.com are doing a talk about Co-Ops in the Conrail room over at the Crowne Plaza - there is a tornado warning so only come if you're hopelessly addicted to artist solidarity or big tiddie goth baddies
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A @parrykat.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
let's never wake up
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sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
something i learned a few years ago is that the odyssey and the iliad were part of a larger cycle of epics about the trojan war but we lost the other six. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epic_Cy...
en.wikipedia.org
Epic Cycle - Wikipedia
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
it's a living
According to Eustathius, Tiresias was originally a woman who promised Apollo her favours in exchange for musical lessons, only to reject him afterwards. She was turned by Apollo into a man, then again a woman under unclear circumstances, then a man by the offended Hera, then into a woman by Zeus. She became a man once again after an encounter with the Muses, until finally Aphrodite turned him into a woman again and then into a mouse.[7]
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Jennifer Adcock @jenkatwrites.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Now, if Mr. Nolan is so interested in great men engaging in horrific violence and violating a long-understood norm and breaking the world on a psychological level and it haunts them forever, I’d love to talk to him about King Arthur killing every newborn in the kingdom to kill his own incest-child
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phoenix @phoenix-rights.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
really thinking about this tweet as i’ve been struggling to breathe through nausea for the last 5 hours
climate change will manifest as a series of disasters viewed through phones with footage that gets closer and closer to where you live until you're the one filming it
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A @parrykat.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
i could tell from the pic this sandwich fucks but omg. I'm slain
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 03/07/2026
weirdly enough if you dont want foreigners to dislike you for being from a shameful country which does shameful things the easiest way to achieve that is to show shame. what doesnt generally work is scolding them about your right not to be disliked because youre "not responsible for your government"
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 30/06/2026
The apotheosis of this institutional transphobic wave worldwide is dropping all pretence and loudly, bullheadedly asserting that trans people cannot be recognised as the sex we transition to, and that we will be stripped of dignity and humanity for asserting otherwise.
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A @parrykat.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
same except ive messed up my paypal lmao
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A @parrykat.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
buddy you just blue your last oyster cult
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A @parrykat.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
ME please omg 🤩
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 23/06/2026
The American "justice system" is not broken. The system is a perfectly functioning meat grinder, a rolling border wall, a plantation ledger, a movable death warrant. High tech robotic policing of necropolitical death worlds, deciding who gets to breathe and whose bones feed the machine.
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A @parrykat.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
World Cup tourist: truly the spirit of the cowboy lives on in the coke freestyle machine
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A @parrykat.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
anybody who gets so incandescently heated about translation that they levitate like a Miyazaki character is one of my people, no discussion. linguistics nerd > popcorn and sleepovers pipeline is real
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A @parrykat.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
does this guy know tourists spend 12 billion dollars in DC. every year? they will line up in their thousands for essentially anything but I guess having ideas risks one's status as a focus group in a suit
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Jennifer Adcock @jenkatwrites.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
if you look at a recent printing of a paperback novel (past 3 years let's say), digest size, 250-300 pages, no art besides the cover, uncoated paper stock, EVEN THAT will have like MSRP $18 USD these days. I think most customers just legitimately don't know what printing costs lmao
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A @parrykat.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
i just realized he's actually wearing a Henley under the gold lame waistcoat 💀
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
my wife has these yoghurt covered berry snacks she's been trying to get me to try but it sounds weird so I don't & last night she gave me one & said "give it a chance" & went to bed so I did & this shit is the bomb anyway she has now discovered the empty box & is performing the 7 stages of grief
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Ettin @ettin.itch.io · 28/05/2026
Getting in a mech apolitically
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Lauren Deschain @thatnerdchick.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Thanks, Vonnegut. 💜
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A @parrykat.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
thanks for saying so
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