A @parrykat.bsky.social · 16hI'm clever, intimidating, and gentle. Small children and cats are drawn to me. Give me 3 months in any country and I speak its language. 140
Reposted by AA @parrykat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026not enough gets made of the part where the guys in lord of the rings are all trying to stop a world ending evil while basically exclusively speaking second and third languages to one another 1155
Reposted by ABetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026It's good that we invented things like "government" and "the economy" but we can't meaningfully participate in them if the people in charge are constantly rubbing in our faces that these things are fake, and in fact you are a naive doofus if you think otherwise. That's a society on life support 42293225
Reposted by AJP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026it's important to arrive at sturdy ethical principles that you can't be annoyed out of. people are annoying as shit 3460311484
Reposted by AJP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Slavoj Žižek has my dream job. I watched him speak in front of a crowd for 45 minutes uninterrupted about whatever he felt like while the host watched helplessly. when he finally finished she said "wise words" and he said "I HATE WISDOM" then started talking again 504060635
A @parrykat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026this essay will compare and contrast andy weir's 2021 novel project hail mary... 060
A @parrykat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026not enough gets made of the part where the guys in lord of the rings are all trying to stop a world ending evil while basically exclusively speaking second and third languages to one another 1155
Reposted by ASpooky Poltergeist Ghouls 🎃 @sandypuggames.bsky.social · 09/09/2026ok so tonight kitten, you be the impassioned and principled space cia operative and I'll be the gargantuan city destroying intergalactic sentient spaceship come to annihilate all life in the universe 45911
Reposted by Aa team of bumblebees @saramchenry.bsky.social · 02/09/2026not now kitten, daddy's path is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. 037095
A @parrykat.bsky.social · 01/09/2026ime, for my less severe stuff, 3-4 weeks. For big/tricky problems, 2-3 months. but it does work! 000
Reposted by Athe beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 24/08/2026they just had an interview with a scientist on NPR who was inspired by X-Files as a child and said how cool it was to see "a special agent and a physician team up to solve mysteries" so i nearly crashed my car yelling "SCULLY WAS ALSO A SPECIAL AGENT" 311353122
A @parrykat.bsky.social · 24/08/2026static.klipy.comPatrick Star from SpongeBob SquarePantsALT: Patrick Star from SpongeBob SquarePants 000
A @parrykat.bsky.social · 17/08/2026it's a crime nobody has let Mads Mikkelsen be a pirate for 120-150 min straight yet 010
A @parrykat.bsky.social · 15/08/2026corroboration: i have sent and received approximately 200 texts about a single horse's hoof abcess this week, care/treatment thereof, her appetite, water intake etc etc 1101
Reposted by ASpooky Poltergeist Ghouls 🎃 @sandypuggames.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Trans people should avoid Simple Underground in DC, their bar staff are disrespectful and transphobic and when pressed on this, the bar replied with a photo of their LGBTQ Allyship Award lmfao 1467
Reposted by AChris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Even if this were true for me, which it would never be, you couldn’t waterboard this out of me. 1827335
Reposted by A#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Even if JK Rowling wasn't a monster, being in your 40s and referring to your Harry Potter house on a dating app in 2026 in crazy work. This sentence is not coming out of nowhere. I see things. Hell is real, I live there. 747947
A @parrykat.bsky.social · 09/08/2026this may be a long shot but if you come across another ring like F can you keep me in mind? I owe my wife a ring! 010
Reposted by Aamy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 07/08/2026feminism is when you hit a man with your car while wearing expensive lingerie 316212
Reposted by ACats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 19/04/2024Posting this again because a lot of people said they found it helpful! Guide to ALT text: www.perkins.org/resource/how... 734144808555
Reposted by ASpooky Poltergeist Ghouls 🎃 @sandypuggames.bsky.social · 01/08/2026In 30 minutes me and the lads over at @infinite-citadel.com are doing a talk about Co-Ops in the Conrail room over at the Crowne Plaza - there is a tornado warning so only come if you're hopelessly addicted to artist solidarity or big tiddie goth baddies 0206
Reposted by Asarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 22/07/2026something i learned a few years ago is that the odyssey and the iliad were part of a larger cycle of epics about the trojan war but we lost the other six. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epic_Cy...en.wikipedia.orgEpic Cycle - Wikipedia 2467491
Reposted by AJennifer Adcock @jenkatwrites.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Now, if Mr. Nolan is so interested in great men engaging in horrific violence and violating a long-understood norm and breaking the world on a psychological level and it haunts them forever, I’d love to talk to him about King Arthur killing every newborn in the kingdom to kill his own incest-child 2141
Reposted by Aphoenix @phoenix-rights.bsky.social · 16/07/2026really thinking about this tweet as i’ve been struggling to breathe through nausea for the last 5 hours 3161022358
A @parrykat.bsky.social · 11/07/2026i could tell from the pic this sandwich fucks but omg. I'm slain 010
Reposted by Ayaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 03/07/2026weirdly enough if you dont want foreigners to dislike you for being from a shameful country which does shameful things the easiest way to achieve that is to show shame. what doesnt generally work is scolding them about your right not to be disliked because youre "not responsible for your government" 444573
Reposted by ATalia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 30/06/2026The apotheosis of this institutional transphobic wave worldwide is dropping all pretence and loudly, bullheadedly asserting that trans people cannot be recognised as the sex we transition to, and that we will be stripped of dignity and humanity for asserting otherwise. 120025
Reposted by AChad Loder @chadloder.dev · 23/06/2026The American "justice system" is not broken. The system is a perfectly functioning meat grinder, a rolling border wall, a plantation ledger, a movable death warrant. High tech robotic policing of necropolitical death worlds, deciding who gets to breathe and whose bones feed the machine. 71121318
A @parrykat.bsky.social · 19/06/2026World Cup tourist: truly the spirit of the cowboy lives on in the coke freestyle machine 082
A @parrykat.bsky.social · 16/06/2026anybody who gets so incandescently heated about translation that they levitate like a Miyazaki character is one of my people, no discussion. linguistics nerd > popcorn and sleepovers pipeline is real 010
A @parrykat.bsky.social · 15/06/2026does this guy know tourists spend 12 billion dollars in DC. every year? they will line up in their thousands for essentially anything but I guess having ideas risks one's status as a focus group in a suit 000
Reposted by AJennifer Adcock @jenkatwrites.bsky.social · 07/06/2026if you look at a recent printing of a paperback novel (past 3 years let's say), digest size, 250-300 pages, no art besides the cover, uncoated paper stock, EVEN THAT will have like MSRP $18 USD these days. I think most customers just legitimately don't know what printing costs lmao 1328
A @parrykat.bsky.social · 05/06/2026i just realized he's actually wearing a Henley under the gold lame waistcoat 💀 000
Reposted by AShiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 30/05/2026my wife has these yoghurt covered berry snacks she's been trying to get me to try but it sounds weird so I don't & last night she gave me one & said "give it a chance" & went to bed so I did & this shit is the bomb anyway she has now discovered the empty box & is performing the 7 stages of grief 33128754