Reposted by ParkerSean Highkin @highkin.bsky.social · 29/07/2026One difference Dundon didn't account for between the NBA and NHL is how much more attention is on you. You can do this cost cutting stuff in hockey and nobody cares nationally. You do it with an NBA team and Bill Simmons calls you "El Cheapo" and it will stick to you forever. 017921
Reposted by ParkerKeith Parish @fastbreakbreak.bsky.social · 01/07/2026this might kill bill simmons 0649
Parker @parkwlcx.bsky.social · 11/06/2026I’m really at my wits end with the NBA man how can this keep happening every game 010
Reposted by ParkerJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 24/04/2026both of the college football players have been drafted. the nfl draft is now over 1793276
Reposted by ParkerKofie @kofie.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Valid reaction bc what is Lu Dort doing lol 4765
Parker @parkwlcx.bsky.social · 13/09/2025Oh cool no improvement on execution from the Beavs, close to turning this off and it just started 011
Reposted by ParkerCJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 25/08/2025Absolute beauty from Liverpool to take the lead 1120864
Reposted by ParkerIan Karmel @iankarmel.bsky.social · 17/07/2025"But I thought Dame would go ring chase!" BITCH HE IS. 427138
Reposted by ParkerJudd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 16/07/20251. We interrupt this programming for some LEGITIMATELY GOOD NEWS Violent crime in Baltimore has PLUMMETED to historic lows How did the city do it? Baltimore adopted a comprehensive set of "woke" policies, treating violence as a public health issuepopular.infoThe secret to Baltimore's extraordinary yearThis April, Baltimore saw five homicides. 313190175515
Reposted by ParkerRoxane Gay @roxanegay.bsky.social · 12/07/2025Stop asking billionaires questions, recording their answers and sharing their uninformed and/or racist and/or otherwise bigoted and nonsense ideas as journalism. It’s ridiculous. They are the most boring people. Oh wah I am a white man who has more money than I can spend and I’m so mad about it! 5249251025
Reposted by ParkerMr. Chau @srirachachau.bsky.social · 03/07/2025The Big Beautiful Bill will kill so many people. The Republicans are a deeply evil party. This is not an aberration, this is what they’ve always wanted, their entire agenda has led up to this very moment 22766136
Parker @parkwlcx.bsky.social · 26/06/2025IF THE PICK HAS BEEN TRADED SHOW ME WHO IS ACTUALLY DRAFTING!! Why do they do it like this? Dumb as hell 000
Reposted by ParkerCraig Church @whatcraigwrote.com · 25/06/2025"They call it Rip City 'Tone. Y'know, when the ball rips through the net without touching the rim, but it's kinda evolved to be a term of endearment for the Trail Blazers' passionate fanbase." 0264
Reposted by ParkerDoug Smith @smithraptorsbeat.bsky.social · 23/06/2025I hope this series helps re-establish mid-range shots to the NBA, but what I most hope it does is usher in a new era of big-game panels because these guys are gawdawful and are a disservice to the sport, the moment and their employers -- and I excuse Malika Andrews because she's good. 61159
Reposted by ParkerChad Loder @chadloder.dev · 15/06/2025Your cops just tear gassed a bunch of elderly people and journalists 273485646
Reposted by ParkerKye @gxldsociety.bsky.social · 26/05/2025BREAKING: Scott Pelley just risked everything to make one thing clear: The attack on free speech isn’t coming—it’s already here. Journalists are being silenced, critics are being punished, and most of the media’s playing dead. This is state-sponsored suppression. This is dictatorship in real time. 319124334433
Parker @parkwlcx.bsky.social · 17/05/2025Why is Game 7 Nuggets vs Thunder at noon? What are we doing here? 010
Reposted by ParkerPrem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 14/05/2025Ben of Ben & Jerry’s *arrested* after confronting RFK Jr. & Congress: "They need to let food into Gaza. They need to let food to starving kids! Congress is paying to bomb poor kids in Gaza, and paying for it by kicking poor kids off Medicaid in the US!" 338184007155
Reposted by Parkerevanem @evanempdx.bsky.social · 13/05/2025Hey. We will always have that 8-4 month 182
Reposted by ParkerAcyn @acyn.bsky.social · 28/04/2025Pritzker: The reckoning is here. And now that this culture of timidity is on display, these same do-nothing Democrats want to blame our losses on the defense of Black people, trans kids, and immigrants, instead of on their own lack of guts and gumption. 465201905279
Reposted by Parkerevanem @evanempdx.bsky.social · 16/04/2025Make zero mistake: these people are Nazis. They are doing Nazi shit. We need to make sure the individuals who help carry this stuff out don’t ever get to distance themselves from the fact that they are Nazis. 0188
Reposted by ParkerRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 03/04/2025Ugh this should be so easy, it’s not even like there’s a “good for the economy but morally evil” party and a “bad for the economy but morally good” party, there’s one party that’s like “minorities belong in cages AND we want you to be poorer” and they win elections somehow 1002375467
Reposted by ParkerBrian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 02/04/2025remains wild that this much time and energy and money was poured into a judicial race in wisconsin, our system is broken and campaign financing is out of control 1879
Reposted by ParkerJim Prosser @jimprosser.bsky.social · 23/03/2025You know, I'm just a lowly tech comms flack, but there seems to be one faction of Dems being screamed at/in hiding, and one faction pulling crowds like this. Maybe the latter should be in charge? 9783801320
Reposted by ParkerRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 11/03/2025THE BEAVS! 🦫🦫🦫🦫🦫🦫 After losing the top 6 scorers from their Elite Eight team to the portal and their conference falling apart, Oregon State wins the WCC by hitting two buzzer beaters and beating the #1 AND #2 seeds. 521122
Reposted by ParkerZach Harper @talkhoops.bsky.social · 27/02/2025Shaedon Sharpe, you must do the dunk contest please 1332957
Reposted by ParkerMichael Pina @michaelvpina.bsky.social · 10/02/2025If you lose this bad in a super bowl you can’t even be the third best quarterback ever 6734
Reposted by ParkerCOURT$IDE KEV @kevindu.bsky.social · 02/02/2025how do we convince DA that he’s playing against the suns every night 5503
Reposted by Parkersreekar @sreeky.bsky.social · 02/02/2025our nation has a Kennedy missing his brain and now a white man from Dallas is about to help LBJ win. welcome back, 1963 17296671597
Parker @parkwlcx.bsky.social · 02/02/2025I’ve never been more shocked by any sports story before ever 000
Parker @parkwlcx.bsky.social · 02/02/2025The Shams repost account posting these obviously hacked tweets is awesome 000