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Craig Church

@whatcraigwrote.com
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He/him. Overactive imagination since '87. Helping make movies at ILM. Portland Trail Blazers and Golden State Valkyries enjoyer. Short fiction in Cast of Wonders, Escape Pod, and more. visualpostcard.cc whatcraigwrote.com letterboxd.com/lucky_rabbit

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Craig Church @whatcraigwrote.com · 28/09/2026
The Golden State Valkyries
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Marisa Ingemi @mingemi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
yes there are UConn stars everywhere with Paige and Gabby but have you considered Tiffany Hayes
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Craig Church @whatcraigwrote.com · 28/09/2026
Haven’t had a team I care about in a postseason with expectations in quite a while. Forgot what this kind of anxiety felt like.
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Craig Church @whatcraigwrote.com · 27/09/2026
Libs 👀
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Craig Church @whatcraigwrote.com · 25/09/2026
Me, the Millennial in California who thought they could finally begin to look at houses:
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Judge Judy Regrets Laptop Use
Alt: Judge Judy Regrets Laptop Use
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Craig Church @whatcraigwrote.com · 24/09/2026
queen shit 👑
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Craig Church @whatcraigwrote.com · 24/09/2026
if Gavin Newsom has zero haters I am dead
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Craig Church @whatcraigwrote.com · 23/09/2026
if Gavin Newsom has zero haters I am dead
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Craig Church @whatcraigwrote.com · 23/09/2026
if Gavin Newsom has zero haters I am dead
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Craig Church @whatcraigwrote.com · 22/09/2026
if Gavin Newsom has zero haters I am dead
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Craig Church @whatcraigwrote.com · 19/09/2026
Friday night in Ballhalla 💜🗡️🪽
Ballhalla (Chase Center Valkyries game)
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Erik Grove @erikgrove.com · 09/09/2026
I finally get to post one of these 🥹 Barnes & Noble preorder sale! 25% off September 9-11 with code “Preoder25.” You can preorder my book and also other books! I would love it if you did and reposted this 30-35 times a day please. Thank you. www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-long-r...
A promotional graphic for a 25% off preorders promotion thnning September 9-11 that includes a cover of my book. Use code “Preorder25” today to get THE LONG RED TOMORROW!!!
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Craig Church @whatcraigwrote.com · 03/09/2026
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Joe Exotic: Never Going to Financially Recover
Alt: Joe Exotic: Never Going to Financially Recover
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Craig Church @whatcraigwrote.com · 01/09/2026
PNW writing pals get on this! Erik is good people.
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Craig Church @whatcraigwrote.com · 28/08/2026
the MNBA can only dream of having this kind of juice
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Craig Church @whatcraigwrote.com · 26/08/2026
The Grim Reaper's intense focus on people born in 1946 better pay off soon...
The Just Kidding Star - "Put this star in your post when you're just kidding, so that THE FEDS know if you're just joking around"
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Rachel Hands @rachelhands.com · 25/08/2026
if there’s a point to fame it’s to do what dolly parton did in the world
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Craig Church @whatcraigwrote.com · 25/08/2026
Just an insane legacy. A generational Good Person.
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Craig Church @whatcraigwrote.com · 24/08/2026
Very impressed with humanity’s unwavering dedication to ensure whoever’s hacking up a lung on public transportation sits, unmasked, right next to me.
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Craig Church @whatcraigwrote.com · 21/08/2026
LA deserves better than this bought and paid for sack of shit.
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Craig Church @whatcraigwrote.com · 18/08/2026
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Bugs Bunny's Glamorous Dance
Alt: Bugs Bunny's Glamorous Dance
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Craig Church @whatcraigwrote.com · 17/08/2026
Sunset in 2.39:1 🌅
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Craig Church @whatcraigwrote.com · 12/08/2026
To be expected when you elect the guy who gleefully carries water for corporations and billionaires. Grim.
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Craig Church @whatcraigwrote.com · 11/08/2026
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BJ Novak's Check List: Taking Notes
Alt: Ryan from The Office writing hatefully into a little black book.
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Craig Church @whatcraigwrote.com · 07/08/2026
My queen 👑
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Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
ohhhhh @kswalkerwrites.bsky.social on my timeline?! a good day
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Craig Church @whatcraigwrote.com · 05/08/2026
Spouse got me this as an anniversary gift, which I suppose is the kind of love 16+ years of truly being seen produces.
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K_Duffles 🤡 @kduffles.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Shoutout to @gamechanger.dropout.tv and @joshruben.bsky.social for capturing the vibe of every single artist out here fighting for their life in 2026
Image of Josh Reuben on an episode of Game Changer. He is using a giant novelty pencil to draw on a comically small canvas while saying "Oh fuck" with relaxing instrumental music in the background.
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KS Walker @kswalkerwrites.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Cats out of the bag! Stay tuned to find out who all coming to The Cookout
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Craig Church @whatcraigwrote.com · 28/07/2026
A new K.W. Onley story?? This issue is an insta-buy.
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Craig Church @whatcraigwrote.com · 27/07/2026
me whenever someone recs a film I haven't even heard of:
Matt Damon in the Criterion Closet, stuffing a movie into his tote back while saying "But I'll check it out."
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P. H. Low @ph-low.com · 21/07/2026
hello friends, my short story “the will of the god of music” has a shiny new home @podcastle.org !! feat. chronic pain / ‘what do you do when the thing you love also feels like it’s destroying you,’ classical music, smol gender feelings, & second person~ podcastle.org/2026/07/21/p...
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PodCastle 953: The Will of the God of Music - PodCastle
The Will of the God of Music by P. H. Low   You hear the door open as if in dreaming. Back when you were a conservatory student, you chewed a third of a melatonin tablet every night — to keep yourself...
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Craig Church @whatcraigwrote.com · 24/07/2026
New vlog out later today, stuffed with what I think are some of the best shots I've ever captured. visualpostcard.cc
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Craig Church @whatcraigwrote.com · 22/07/2026
cinerama dome is being reopened.... ....by sony's hollowed-out alamo drafthouse corpse
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Rowley Waving - Diary of a Wimpy Kid
Alt: Rowley Waving meme
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Craig Church @whatcraigwrote.com · 22/07/2026
Absolutely massive day for YouTube Sony Bros who film themselves in empty parking lots.
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Craig Church @whatcraigwrote.com · 22/07/2026
COME AND TAKE IT
A bag of Taco Bell
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Craig Church @whatcraigwrote.com · 21/07/2026
I somehow missed the official post, but y'all should block out March 2, 2027 on your calendars now. You've got a date with your favorite chair, beverage, and this book!!
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Craig Church @whatcraigwrote.com · 19/07/2026
Early morning fog on Mt. Tam 💛😶‍🌫️🤌
Dried grass with a shaft of light breaking through morning fog in the backgroundA lone, dead tree on a hillside peeking through a foggy hazeShafts of light cut through a forest canopy onto a mossy stumpA lone biker pedals up a steep road in the morning light, fog looming in the distance
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Craig Church @whatcraigwrote.com · 17/07/2026
Cannot overstate how funny it is to me that Christoper Nolan is now the posterboy for Woke 2. Christopher Nolan.
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Craig Church @whatcraigwrote.com · 16/07/2026
If you think my ass isn’t gonna be at The Spirit Room 25th anniversary Michelle Branch show, you don’t understand the power of weapons-grade Millennial nostalgia.
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Craig Church @whatcraigwrote.com · 16/07/2026
No hell hot enough for anyone associated with Ticketmaster/LiveNation.
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Craig Church @whatcraigwrote.com · 16/07/2026
Some of my favorite shots from this week's personal vlog, which you can get delivered directly to your spam folder by signing up here: visualpostcard.cc
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
It’s called elevated horror, T. It’s when the dracula is actually that your family sucks.
The Sopranos. Christopher Moltisanti explains meme.
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Craig Church @whatcraigwrote.com · 08/07/2026
Truly better than nothing, but we desperately need more than this. The industry continues to hemorrhage work to the credits and rebates the UK, Canada, and Australia offer at a national level. Also, CA credits aren't spent equally across the production pipeline. Post is largely left out in the cold.
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Craig Church @whatcraigwrote.com · 02/07/2026
GABBYYYYYY 🌟
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Erik Grove @erikgrove.com · 29/06/2026
I have a new Author Newsletter! Sign up to see the cover for my debut novel, THE LONG RED TOMORROW before I post it anywhere else! And also other cool things presumably in the future! Look at that weird mouth I used for the logo! erik-grove.beehiiv.com
Image of a sketched disembodied mouth open to show tongue and teeth. Red text over it reads “Murmurings from the Grove.”
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Craig Church @whatcraigwrote.com · 29/06/2026
oh no baby what! is you doing??
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Wreck It @wreckit.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
BRADY TKACHUK IS GONE
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Craig Church @whatcraigwrote.com · 18/06/2026
Just had a spiritual experience at Bonsai Plant Kitchen
Dirty rice with fried onions and Japanese spiced mayoTeriyaki “chicken” skewersTempura cauliflower
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