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Zach Bryan performed at Gillette Stadium last night while rocking a Free Palestine shirt? Shoutout to him. I did not know that man and his band’s game. Ball knowers.

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evanem @evanempdx.bsky.social · 18h

Bro just come out and say that you like money and got paid a lot of money to promote a bullshit company in a toxic industry that is contributing to some of your fans getting ripped off, developing terrible habits, and in some cases going broke.

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evanem @evanempdx.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I have a feeling I will be able to repost this every few months until it happens...

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evanem @evanempdx.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

What post would get you fired from the Blazers Broadcast? Mine would be something like this

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evanem @evanempdx.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Over the last 2 weeks I've read the memoirs of Colin Kaepernick and Deryk Whibley (the lead singer of Sum 41). While both dudes seem to be sweeties, they have lived very, very different lives.

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evanem @evanempdx.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

You now who loves seeing that Jalen Duren contract?

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evanem @evanempdx.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

My lord is this guy good at this...

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evanem @evanempdx.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

SEE EVERYONE IN THE SUPERDOME ON MONDAY!!!!

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evanem @evanempdx.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Zion rn: take the deal. TAKE THE MFING DEAL!!!!

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evanem @evanempdx.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Tyler Shough is my savior.

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evanem @evanempdx.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Jordan Tyson would have caught that ball in stride

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evanem @evanempdx.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Just optically offensive. Visual diarrhea

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evanem @evanempdx.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Just signed an offer letter for an awesome new gig and I am so stoked on it.

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evanem @evanempdx.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Correct me if I'm wrong but didn't this doofus say he'd end this war on day 1 if he were elected?

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evanem @evanempdx.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Get to see my guy Colin Kaepernick speak tonight and I am very excited for it.

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Dave Zirin @edgeofsports.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Solidarity: the only way to win

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evanem @evanempdx.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Ed Sheeran is gonna need to get Three Doors Down and Kash Patel's gf on the tour or he is going to have to play some looooooooong sets.

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evanem @evanempdx.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Lock Kash Patel and JD Vance in a room with a goat shaped couch. Let's see who makes it out alive...

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evanem @evanempdx.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Not sure how the Pelicans and Joe Dumars recover from this

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evanem @evanempdx.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Oh, Silver and the law firm investigating must have told Ballmer some of the other stuff they have on him and dude folded like a cheap lawn chair. Can't wait to hear more about it from Pablo.

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evanem @evanempdx.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

This mfer spitting barrrrrzzzzzzz

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evanem @evanempdx.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

the rest of our lives, brother.

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

SHOUGH BOYS WE ARE BACK

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evanem @evanempdx.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Serena at this semi finals match right now

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evanem @evanempdx.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Epstein just got a boner in his grave.

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evanem @evanempdx.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I’ve seen enough. The Saints are going to win the Super Bowl.

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evanem @evanempdx.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Me in 9th grade when I tried to break the All-You-Can-Eat-riblets record at the Happy Valley Applebees and they claimed 15 riblets from the record that they ran out riblets

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evanem @evanempdx.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Way to go, Jeff Landry!! Good luck getting that money back.

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Mason Ginsberg @masonginsberg.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

So the cost of senselessly picking up Jordan Hawkins' option last summer was the Pelicans' second round pick last year, another second round pick, and a second round pick swap. Another home run by this front office

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evanem @evanempdx.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

My Portland State Vikings watching this Ducks game, knowing they get them in two weeks.

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evanem @evanempdx.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Did I just see an ad on the injury tent on the Ducks sideline as an Oregon player stumbled concussed to the table? Man, I love our society.

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evanem @evanempdx.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Ducks fans better hope the FBI goes full Chauncey Billups on Lanning’s ass before game 2. This is a nightmare.

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evanem @evanempdx.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Bro Portland State is gonna mop the floor with these Ducks in a few weeks. What a bunch of jokesters.

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evanem @evanempdx.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

My hottest movie take that I actually don't think is that hot: The three actors in the original Blair Witch Project should have won Oscars.

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evanem @evanempdx.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

My hottest movie take that I actually don't think is that hot: The three actors in the original Blair Witch Project should have won Oscars.

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Sean Highkin @highkin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

For years, a mysterious pop-punk song has played underneath birthday messages at Blazers games, and there's been no trace of the song's existence anywhere else in the world. I have finally cracked one of the enduring mysteries of the past decade. buff.ly/AAsbc7a

rosegardenreport.com

https://www.rosegardenreport.com/the-man-behind-the-trail-blazers-elusive-birthday-song/

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evanem @evanempdx.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

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evanem @evanempdx.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Ali and I sent our wedding announcement/thank you card to Holy Ground a few years ago as a joke. Ronnie got a hold of it and displayed it up behind the bar. Last time I went in there, it was still up! Like 3 years later!

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evanem @evanempdx.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Ronnie is truly one of the best bartenders I have encountered in the city of New Orleans. Such a kind soul. Just an amazing guy. Love that he got this write up. If you're in the mid-city neighborhood, go to Holy Ground and say hi to Ronnie!

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evanem @evanempdx.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

The Pels home opener is a month and a half away and honestly? May cop some tickets solely because our girl will be there. Huge off season get for Joe Dumars and that front office.

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evanem @evanempdx.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

League takeover come October

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