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ParkourninjaXD

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Booberry Cereal @bonklechicken.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
#spiderman #petraparker
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🔞 @trfflefcker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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razor blade in your candy corn @ghoulmouse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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◤◢«»«»◤◢ @albaworks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m significantly touch starved so you get increasingly intense smut
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sarah zedig 🐐 @hmsnofun.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
meme of a nordic man looking terrified taking a selfie as a dragon soars in the skies above him. on-screen text reads "Fuck this stupid quest man That thing's huge"
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the cooler alexa @ninjacat.moe · 28/09/2026
wolf link from Twilight Princess, a poe soul is edit to be a plush ball and the text is edited to say "playin wit my baul"
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次郎 @batten12.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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reggie 🔜 BLFC @hoppits.gay · 27/09/2026
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Grinda 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @grindagoat.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
"asking my dog girl to explain what the rizzler is to me before I have her euthanized"
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
thats just levelupslop. you like it because the numbers go up
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Fiona @fionasmall.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Real French in Quebec
Delusional cosplayers in France
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Bunny ✨🐰 Cute Hero Vtuber @cuteherobunny.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I backed this and so should you!! A yuri comic magazine getting English editions is extremely rare outside of galette, so please support the campaign, and get what you can!
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fabrickind @fabrickind.com · 20/08/2026
In 1997, when the Buttobi CPU OVA came out, this would have cost somewhere around 10,000,000,000 USD, not counting the cost of the breast implants, but for that price, they might as well throw those in for free
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Chrispy Pixels @chrispypixels.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Been seeing way too many ugly AI retro "remaster" mods
"what's the matter lagerboy, afraid you might taste something?" Meme template but it says "what's the matter PC Gamer, afraid you might see a pixel?"
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Solar eclipse coming up so here’s one of my favourite maps
Top is a map of the US with “Google search volume for “eyes hurt” April 3 to April 10 2024” with a hot line running from Texas north east through to Maine.  The bottom map shows the path of the total solar eclipse which runs in a lone from Texas through to Maine
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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Post on r/crusaderkings: made the guy who took near 30 mins to order 8 sandwiches from a subway right in front of me, making me late to my meeting today with image of Count Subway Bastard if Eat Fresh-Alot von 8 Sandwiches
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dollip💙 doll VTuber @dollip.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
you don’t understand… the finale of digital circus is about how Jax is a BAD GUY. and they never did enough NICE stuff to make up for their MEAN STUFF. they didn’t do any redemption arcs or heroic sacrifices, which makes them BAD AND EVIL… i’m not catholic btw i just need all of my media to be.
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brad will NOT take off the cursed amulet @bradicality.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
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Jonii Q-Bee @joniivee.firesexexplosion.com · 27/06/2026
this is extremely well done and useful if you'd like the full rundown.
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Sen, but Spooky @dresdencodak.com · 26/06/2026
For Yuri Day I'll share the sauciest and stupidest comic I ever drew of Ling teaching Kim more martial arts.
Xiaoling: "Now if you let my hands enter your guard like this,  you actually can bait them into over-committing"

Kim: "Let your hands enter me, got it!"

Xiaoling: "B-b-but remember it's high risk! Mess up and you're mechanically separated chicken!"

Kim: "Let you mechanically separate me, got it!"
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Faisal فيصل @faisalhamadah.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
It will never stop being funny to me that the street fighter subreddit has a much better, well reasoned ai policy vis a vis literally all universities.
Hi, thanks for posting! We do appreciate you thinking of us even though we have to moderate.

Our stance on all AI generated content (Images, Video, Voiceovers, and whatever else LLM based AI gets up to in the future):

At best, they are approximations of street fighter characters as the AI has no clue what it is trying to create. Because of this, there is no street fighter content so they are not allowed. (rule 1)

Also, they aren't allowed per our source rule. As AI sources cannot be tracked, we must assume that they use uncredited sources in the learning data. (rule 5)

Finally, AI images, video, text, and voiceovers are barely any different than posting a screenshot of a google search. The level of effort is so low that we consider it spam (rule 3).

Because of these reasons, AI art and other AI content is not allowed.

If you would like to contact the moderators about this removal, you can do so here.
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Win98 SPOOKY support @win98tech.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
If you're wondering why Rockstar is going all out on the GTA 6 cover art reveal its the poisoning news results about them losing their union busting suit
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Goodnews @goodnews.computer · 18/06/2026
felt like posting long saturn today
early Sega Saturn dev kit. It's extremely long, like 2.5 Saturns stuck together, but with one disc drive on the top in the front and the rest is just a big grey rectangle.
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Sasha's Retrobytes 🏳️‍⚧️ @sharkabytes.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Giving this a signal boost as it's a life-saving resource for DIY HRT, where to source it safely, and has a lot of useful info about dosages and the process.
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Valerie.vg @valerie.vg · 18/06/2026
Looking for HRT? Ask Valerie. valerie.vg More information about the rebrand here valerie.vg/rebrand
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racc ⚢ @raccoattack.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
cow
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Chiaki Mitama 🐾🌭 @terrible.moe · 07/06/2026
It's also coming to a head in Japan right now because ai backlash in Japan is starting to resemble the tenor people had 3 years ago in America as popular artists are going "wait, they're stealing from us?" So it's going to be really interesting.
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Nen, For Women @monkipi.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
The Marvel vs Cuckold 2 soundtrack is like "I wanna watch you fuck my wife"
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ya boi soupy @rottingsoup.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
been playing a lot of gravity circuit and I have very normal feelings about trace
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Cublex @cublex.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
reminder that Xbox is still a BDS target, so you can feel even better about cancelling Nitro and not giving Discord money than you previously would have
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🔞 samus aran's micropenis 🏳️‍⚧️🍉 @ranchlacroix.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
you should still cancel nitro. Xbox is BDS. don't give them attention.
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Kyle Orland @kyleor.land · 08/05/2026
“All 173” might be the funniest part here
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Victor Maristane @maristane.com · 26/02/2026
Banning gAI will (very slowly, unfortunately) become the norm, that is and always was the one true "adapt or die". Given enough time, an "infinite content machine" is not desirable anywhere and is bad for everyone, it's just Spam 2.0.
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puppet-herder @guardianexchange.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
"tgirl tops will bring you to a room like this" and it's a photograph of a poor woman's room and the joke is that we think it's funny she's poor
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puppet-herder @guardianexchange.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
a lot of trans women live in miserable little rooms without proper furnishings, because we are severely economically disadvantaged, and that's funny? you aren't angry? you aren't fucking angry about it?
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WizardoFrank🆖 RAFFLE UP, COMMS OPEN @wizardofrank.newgrounds.com · 08/04/2026
Slow day at the inventory #art #PokerNight #Deadlock #Ena
A Poker night roster with Glottis, Pim, Abrams, and ENA with Caine and Bubble dealing. 
No real cohesion here, just wanted to doodle these guys.
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PSX Bunlith 🪄🏳️‍⚧️ E2 OCT 16TH!!!! 🐰🌱 BLM ACAB 🇵🇸 @b0tster.yeag.gay · 30/03/2026
haha
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Dieselbrain @dieselbrain.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
If you want to push back against platform censorship like what now happened with subscribestar, you need to call your reps and demand opposition to these bills/policies Get family and friends involved. Explain the stakes in clear terms.
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
scamantha likely @idiotbraingt
Every trans woman you know is fighting a battle you cannot see that you can turn the tides of right now by sending her $40
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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 21/02/2026
there is a lot still to go on this fundraiser and these women need your help. deporting a married trans woman to the US right now is not going to end well for anyone. if you can help, please help.
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Dieselbrain @dieselbrain.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Bills like the SCREEN Act, KOSA and more still need pushback from the public! please call your reps and demand that censorship laws be opposed! www.congress.gov/members/find...
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
this one's been gettin' a lotta play in my head lately
Post from: Coffee Lovers and Fans
@tonyhawktruther

american: i can't afford the doctor
european: Ö you don't hjåve hjealthcare for frëe?
Very fjünny because here in EU we are riding
trølley or mjötorbike to djöctor at no cjøst, in fact
is considered rüde not to
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Dieselbrain @dieselbrain.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
while KOSA passed the subcommittee, there is still the full committee meeting it needs to go through before being voted on by the Senate/House support is more split on it than you'd think, we just need to pull away enough votes to block it. CALL YOUR REPRESENTATIVES! www.badinternetbills.com
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Bad Internet Bills
All of the bad internet bills. One website.
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kris/mneme🌰🐁🎊 @undasura.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
answering questions for doll newbies and they drop "where can i get a chubby/plus size/fat doll" and i have to sheepishly point them toward sculpting supplies and budget 3d printers. "i hate this hobby" -guy who has spend an undisclosed amount of money trying to sculpt a doll that isnt stick thin
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Colton Armstrong @colton-armstrong.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
I keep seeing people trying to play down the payment processor situation, saying it's only the extreme NSFW accounts getting sacked. Well. One of the cutest SFW furry artist got banned from PayPal. What more proof do y'all need that we need to keep fighting the good fight? Also go support Nakufin.
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Matt McMuscles @mattmcmuscles.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
People don't dislike Tim Sweeney nearly as much as they should.
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Truthout @truthout.org · 26/11/2025
A Gen Z-led advocacy group announced a boycott campaign targeting major corporations “that enable, profit from, or directly collaborate with ICE.” Beyond the Ballot launched “Not With My Dollars: ICE Out of My Wallet” just days before Black Friday kicks off.
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Boycott Campaign Targets Companies Tied to ICE Ahead of Black Friday
The Not With My Dollars campaign takes aim at Amazon, Whole Foods, Dell, Microsoft, Home Depot, Spotify, and Target.
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