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Tom Plevey

@parkerfiftyone.bsky.social
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Writer, photographer, freelance journo. Bylines have appeared in Guardian Australia and New England Times. Cat butler to Jazz. Horses have tried to kill me on numerous non-consecutive occasions.

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Tom Plevey @parkerfiftyone.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hahahaha. Suck it, nerds.
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Tom Plevey @parkerfiftyone.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Putting Pete Hegseth quotes over Zapp Brannigan pics goes pretty hard. #secdef #futurama
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Anna 🌿👁️ @annacwebs.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Shareholders.
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💫Pyxelmajick✨💫 @pyxelmajick.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Happy Father's Day to All The Cat Dads 🐱💕
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Tom Plevey @parkerfiftyone.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
This is EXACTLY why we won't import Seppo beef. Well, one of the reasons. Trump threw a tantrum over the fact we don't Mexican Screw worm.
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Debbie Northway 🇦🇺🦘🐨 @debbienorthway.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
#auspol #Australia
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Scott Patrick, PhD @neimanmarxist.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
This is bleak: Jes Staley, currently CEO of Barclays, reassuring Epstein that popular revolt against financial elites is unlikely because capitalism and pop culture have defanged social movements, leaving people more invested in consumption than justice.
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Bluesky.
Lois Lane says: JUST THINK, OUT OF THE SIX MILLION PEOPLE IN METROPOLIS, YOU AND I ALONE UNDER THE COUNTLESS STARS...
Superman replies: WRONG - - THERE ARE 1549 STARS, TWO PLANETS, AND ONE ASTEROID VISIBLE
TONIGHT!
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Tom Plevey @parkerfiftyone.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I didn't quite make #insiders this week, but my phone and left hand did. #auspol #australia
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norman emailer @maximumchips.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Grand Designs Australia goes entirely against the ethos and appeal of the original Grand Designs, which is a show about English twits spending astronomical amounts of money making a crap house in a damp paddock and going so far over budget that they get divorced
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Hari Kunzru @harikunzru.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Nothing could better sum up where we are as a culture
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Possum @pollytics.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
NT News headline tomorrow morning: Great Head beats dud Root every time. #ashes
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Tom Plevey @parkerfiftyone.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
@greatdismal.bsky.social smells like long-chain monomers.
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Tom Plevey @parkerfiftyone.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Fucking good.
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Michelle @cloverjag.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
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Ben Eltham @beneltham.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
If Melbourne University Publishing doesn’t want to keep publishing Meanjin, they should hand over the journal to someone worthy of the responsibility. Me in The Conversation theconversation.com/the-decision...
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The decision to close Meanjin misunderstands its wider importance. Australian culture deserves better
The decision to close Meanjin is the latest in a string of recent decisions that suggest universities are not safe harbours for priceless cultural institutions.
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Tom Plevey @parkerfiftyone.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Do you want a second Sepoy Rebellion?!
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Tom Plevey @parkerfiftyone.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
You think this is bad, pity the poor National Guard bastard who has to be Trump's official toilet-seat warmer.
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Wes Mountain @therevmountain.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
The reason Silicon Valley is now offering monarchy money for AI experts who are in the reasoning area is exactly because of things like the recent suicide guidance. They’ve created a complex parrot that has no ability to know what it’s saying. Its goal is to fulfil a user request. It’s not thinking.
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jeeyon shim 심지연 @jeeyon.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
This is the best product listing copy I’ve ever read
Nothing lasts forever, and that includes the Roman Empire. 

The Fall of Rome-Scented Candle smells like cypress trees and red wine. Light it and watch the Roman forum melt into a puddle of wax while you quietly contemplate the impermanence of civilizations and/or candles.

Do you think individual Romans understood that their civilization was collapsing? Or did it happen so gradually that they were able to ignore the warning signs—international trade breaking down, the senate becoming a rubber stamp for the supreme leader, and political violence becoming expected during transfers of power?

It’s hard to say, because it’s impossible to imagine being in that kind of situation. In any event—hope you enjoy the candle!
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Crikey @crikey.com.au · 21/08/2025
The Men Who Killed the News, a book about the disturbing power of media moguls by Crikey publisher Eric Beecher, has been longlisted for the Australian Political Book of the Year. Read this exclusive extract.
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My flirtation with Murdoch only lasted two years before my moral compass became too dysfunctional
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Tom Plevey @parkerfiftyone.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
RIP David Stratton. Half of the biggest voice in Aussie film criticism.
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Tom Plevey @parkerfiftyone.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
I see no problem.
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Tom Plevey @parkerfiftyone.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
I feel these chirons really sum up the issues in a way the government didn't intend. Brainrot? Bad. Teeth rot? Fine. #auspol
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Tom Plevey @parkerfiftyone.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
I take the piss out of him a bit, but he's right.
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Tom Plevey @parkerfiftyone.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Meanwhile, in #Tamworth...#auspol #crocs #australiangreens #katter #1000blossoms
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Tom Plevey @parkerfiftyone.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Mourning the #Ozzman. But I ain't crying.
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Tom Plevey @parkerfiftyone.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
What the actual- who knew that one of my favourite childhood books led down the path of degeneracy I enjoy today?
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
It's not quite tank man but it's not quite not
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
I will never understand why it’s Germans specifically who always get lost in the middle of nowhere Australia.
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Tom Plevey @parkerfiftyone.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
@davemilbo.bsky.social Hey, Milbo, can I trouble you for some knowledge of the suburbs of Melbourne? Need it for a piece I'm writing.
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Tom Plevey @parkerfiftyone.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
See, thing is, middle-Australia, middle-class suburbanites don't find institutionalised racism as salacious as a the mushroom trial. THINK OF THE TRUE CRIME PODCASTERS, PEOPLE.
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Tom Plevey @parkerfiftyone.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
White South African to lecture Australia on racism.
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
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Chris Somerville @chrisomerville.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
this is a modern australian novel
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Tom Plevey @parkerfiftyone.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
ABC: "We're not biased." Also ABC:
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Tom Plevey @parkerfiftyone.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
@birmo.bsky.social Watching the Joh: Last King Of Queensland on Stan right now, and gotta ask: did you get interviewed for this? Or did they have to cut it for language unbecoming even a Queenslander?
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Tom Plevey @parkerfiftyone.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Not even the most beautiful thing the De Havilland family produce.
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Tom Plevey @parkerfiftyone.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
No lie detected.
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John Birmingham @birmo.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
I was grinding through some edits on Sleeper Agent 3, and Word's stupid AI *desperately* wanted to help. My copyeditor didn't like the 'sighs of history' phrasing here: "Outside, the neighbourhood swelled with life and the sighs of history..." So I finally let Super Clippy have a go...
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
I should get credit for not attending Jeff Bezo's wedding even though I wasn't invited.
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Mel Campbell @incrediblemelk.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
To me the broader story is the neoliberalisation of cultural capital A neoliberal dress sense is atomised from fashion history & group solidarity. It only invokes older, shared identities to assert the wearer’s superiority to them. What it says most of all is, “I am always-already all I need”
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Tom Plevey @parkerfiftyone.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
RIP Lalo Schrifrin: www.youtube.com/watch?v=cT84...
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Mission Impossible, Original Theme by Lalo Schifrin (feat. James Morrison)
YouTube video by LOFTmusic
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Tom Plevey @parkerfiftyone.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
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a woman in a black bra and a man in a purple robe are standing next to each other and the woman says hooray
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Obsolete Sony @obsoletesony.com · 24/06/2025
The future was 15 years ago.
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Tom Plevey @parkerfiftyone.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Chinese penicillin. Not feeling great, hope this helps.
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Martin Murray @martinmurray-ag.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
A mate’s bank blocked his payments to John Deere after flagging them as a scam
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a cartoon pirate is sitting at a table giving a thumbs up and saying `` well yes '' .
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