Reposted by Chris SomervilleBrainfall: Mentality’s Requiem @itsphetz.bsky.social · 25/09/2024pissed myself off imagining if they made a tinkly piano minor key version of Corona - Rhythm of the Night that they use only in movie/video game trailers 8634
Chris Somerville @chrisomerville.bsky.social · 09/07/2026I like scrolling my bluesky feed because it’s the worst news imaginable and then occasionally a quote from moby dick 416225
Chris Somerville @chrisomerville.bsky.social · 03/07/2026If you’re looking for something to get blown to, you gotta try out smithereens 2230
Chris Somerville @chrisomerville.bsky.social · 01/07/2026I used to read websites and now I just scroll the App That Males You Go Bald and Mad 070
Chris Somerville @chrisomerville.bsky.social · 30/06/2026I’m currently living godless in australia (no idea when our bin night is) 181
Chris Somerville @chrisomerville.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Good initiative but they should take it one step further and have the cases decided by people who post online at least three thousand times a day 0110
Chris Somerville @chrisomerville.bsky.social · 25/06/2026real ones don’t use AI to make their Facebook flyers 3266
Chris Somerville @chrisomerville.bsky.social · 31/05/2026I love to hear every month from Lionel Shriver about how she has been Silenced 0201
Chris Somerville @chrisomerville.bsky.social · 30/05/2026My daughter is asking about the order of noun modifiers for her homework and I’m having a full on meltdown trying to explain why physical quality comes before shape and colour 0140
Chris Somerville @chrisomerville.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Obelix had it going on. Fall into the potion as a baby so that’s taken care of. Deliver large rocks all day for work and make sure to always follow Desire. 1192
Reposted by Chris Somerville"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 14/05/2026(grabbing a loose handful of muesli from someone's bowl) cool trail mix... why's it wet 0408
Chris Somerville @chrisomerville.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Incredible stuff from the newspaper that somehow gives you lead poisoning 3274
Reposted by Chris SomervilleBlue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 01/05/2026[deep breath] The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, Her Lover, Bob, Carol, Ted, Alice, You, Me, Everyone We Know, You, Me, Dupree, Me, Earl, The Dying Girl, And Grogu 1922549
Chris Somerville @chrisomerville.bsky.social · 25/04/2026In australia they give you a special goo to drink every morning that makes you sick and angry, and for me that goo is the internet 0160
Chris Somerville @chrisomerville.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Everyone has at least one Grug in their life (unskilled guy who lucks into everything and you hate) 281
Reposted by Chris SomervilleCAMERON WILSON @cameronwilson.bsky.social · 24/04/2026woke 2 is here 3302
Chris Somerville @chrisomerville.bsky.social · 23/04/2026I work in a special education school and the idea that people are somehow "cheating" the NDIS is insane given how much more support the majority of our students' families seem to need 2406
Reposted by Chris SomervilleJeremy Poxon @jeremypoxon.bsky.social · 23/04/2026ah ok, all good then 2012634
Chris Somerville @chrisomerville.bsky.social · 18/04/2026explain to a group of teens in the forest that 8:30 at night is when movies came on. You had to wait until then if you wanted the movies. 1170
Chris Somerville @chrisomerville.bsky.social · 18/04/2026really hoping Bolsonaro pulls through this time 1379
Reposted by Chris SomervilleFibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Just sold my final Bluesky invite code for $17,000. 3282
Chris Somerville @chrisomerville.bsky.social · 16/04/2026there’s should be an app where you can exile yourself but you still get to post 180
Reposted by Chris Somerville"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 14/04/2026(eating a pill i found on the floor of the club bathroom) hope it's a placebo. i don't need any effects right now 031853
Chris Somerville @chrisomerville.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Got up to the x files episode where mulder stumbles into the ‘bigfoot is a woman’ conspiracy 1140
Chris Somerville @chrisomerville.bsky.social · 09/04/2026I need to somehow infiltrate the group of 80 year old Greek guys that sit together in the shopping centre cafe beside the supermarket. 0111
Chris Somerville @chrisomerville.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Andy Weir saying he would hate it if anyone found meaning from his novels is so funny. The epic bacon middle manger writer of our times. 1181
Chris Somerville @chrisomerville.bsky.social · 05/04/2026there should be a video game set in the tim winton extended universe where you get to drive a car along a endless coastal road and shoot a gun at the ocean 56014
Chris Somerville @chrisomerville.bsky.social · 05/04/2026I once talked to a bunch of undergrads and said something flippant about Bigfoot and after the talk a guy came up to me and in a worried voice said I should be careful joking about Bigfoot like that 1190
Chris Somerville @chrisomerville.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Don Delillo voice “Japan is turning footsteps into electricity” 050
Chris Somerville @chrisomerville.bsky.social · 04/04/2026There used to be websites and I used to look at them. 0183
Chris Somerville @chrisomerville.bsky.social · 31/03/2026odysseus, shortly after leaving Circe’s island 318830
Chris Somerville @chrisomerville.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Last night our daughter called me into her room, two hours after her bedtime, to say that she’s been wondering what it would be like to visit Perth. 4240
Chris Somerville @chrisomerville.bsky.social · 29/03/2026I used to work at a bookstore with an author and whenever anyone came in asking for a recommendation he’d just sell them his book which he said was pretty good but would never mention he wrote. You gotta respect the grift even if, in the moment, you sometimes wanted them to be hit by a bus. 2242
Chris Somerville @chrisomerville.bsky.social · 29/03/2026when you get up to the short story the collection is named after 0638
Chris Somerville @chrisomerville.bsky.social · 28/03/2026I’m the only dad at this children’s birthday party that’s brave enough to make his daughter listen to Brian Eno’s music for airports 0150
Chris Somerville @chrisomerville.bsky.social · 27/03/2026I believe my daughter can win her schools the Easter hat parade if we somehow get a small rabbit on there on a motorcycle doing the Akira slide 090
Chris Somerville @chrisomerville.bsky.social · 23/03/2026On the weekend my brother was telling everyone the gremlins ride at Warner Bros Movie World was shut down on September 11, 2001 ‘out of respect’. 2170
Reposted by Chris Somervillemore mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 24/01/2026outta my way lady i gotta write Jurassic Park 151633190
Chris Somerville @chrisomerville.bsky.social · 15/03/2026contemporary Australian novels love to ponder what secrets Father has 4213
Chris Somerville @chrisomerville.bsky.social · 06/03/2026here’s what the Kyle and Jackie O split could mean for your grocery bill 1165
