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30+, she/her, 🇵🇱🏳️‍🌈 | danmei, souls games, figure skating, cdramas | playing genshin and where winds meet

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osmanthus flavored milf @paratinate.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i feel like i make a variation of "forgot about bsky again" once every few months
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
batmanisagatewaydrug posting: "always some new bullshit in the ocean." the image attached to the tumblr post shows a cnn article titled: "watch an orca ram a sunfish so hard that the fish explodes." the description of the article says: "scientists captured video of orcas ramming into sunfish with such force that the fish exploded. The behavior may be for fun as well as for feeding, they report." 

local-demon-in-your-area asks: "Why is it always orcas or dolphins. Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once."

batmanisagatewaydrug responds with: "worry not, they're doing coke." the screenshot shows an article from science aaas with the title: "cocaine pollution gives salmon wanderlust"
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Daily bunny no.3415 is a semi-aquatic mammal
A bunny in a diving suit walks on the seafloor. They stare up at a small seal, who looks like they are about to put their nose up on the bunny's helmet. Fish and sea stars are also there.
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 14/08/2026
If your only requisite to "solving male loneliness" is providing sexual gratification, then I don't believe you understand what loneliness is much less have any notion of how to actually help with it.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
@turbomander

I love living in the first village of an rpg man. friendly neighbors, music is chill af, we even got that one kid we adopted into the village of whom the ancient prophecy was written about. anyway there’s a big ceremony tomorrow cant wait to still be alive after it
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arnaerr 🦭⭑。 @arnaerr.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
"Pure and radiant, he wields love to shrive clean the hearts of men. There is nothing more terrifying." #eldenring
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Reed 🐮🐻 @reedrill.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
YES
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osmanthus flavored milf @paratinate.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
i hate mochi so much trying to eat them makes me recoil and feel nauseous and it's fascinating how i'm probably the only person i know with this problem
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osmanthus flavored milf @paratinate.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
coffee, mayonnaise, mustard, seafood, mushrooms, pickles, mochi ☹️
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
The stonks meme but the caption says deals instead. The meme man looks very similar to the Deal Man in the quoted skeet.
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osmanthus flavored milf @paratinate.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
it's 25⁰C in my room and i feel so cold i have to wear a bathrobe ?? ?????? ????????????
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osmanthus flavored milf @paratinate.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
taking 384748 pics of my where winds meet character is my passion
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osmanthus flavored milf @paratinate.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
wish i was rich so i could get multiple degrees that are hard to find a job in just because i find them interesting. i wanna study astronomy, assyriology and a bunch of other things :(
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Jay Castello 🌻 @jaymcastello.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
cannot stress enough how much this tweet is not only my guiding star for character writing but also the only thing that enables me to write conversations at all
"characters in tv shows are too self aware now! every emotional convo is like "i guess i yelled at you earlier because i never processed dad leaving" no!! no!!! flush someone's blood pressure medication because they called you lazy."
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osmanthus flavored milf @paratinate.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
9 games meme
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osmanthus flavored milf @paratinate.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
i keep forgetting to use bsky but i've got multiple friends who moved here so. hi. my january was shitty (literally because i had a colonoscopy 😭😭) and i just spent 2 weeks losing my mind about the olympics
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J.M. (But also Nemo) - writing comms open @alamhigo.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Talking abt monster hunter w @sunshinesprkl.bsky.social and @paratinate.bsky.social
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
normal dog, switzerland, 15th century
a medieval painting of a scruffy white dog with a strangely human face
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Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 22/01/2026
I know we're all seeing 87 unhinged things per day, but "guys if our multi billion dollar product doesn't start being useful for something, literally anything, the people might not appreciate us wrecking the planet over it anymore" is a truly bananapants thing to say out loud
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Tony 🎃👻 @shintonty.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
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John Scary Name Cullen @nellucnhoj.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Also, I will never forget the artists who went all-in on NFTs, and then tried to quietly pretend it never happened.
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osmanthus flavored milf @paratinate.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
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osmanthus flavored milf @paratinate.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
i wanted to read more books this year and ended up only finishing one (1) 🤡🤡🤡
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RRRMMM @strongmisgiving.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Amazing incorrect lyrics on the karaoke machine yesterday
Lyrics on a karaoke machine: 

I guess it rains down in Africa 
I guess it rains down in Africa
I guess it rains down in Africa
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osmanthus flavored milf @paratinate.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
even x-2 is crazy omg
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Sabaki @sabaki.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
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osmanthus flavored milf @paratinate.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
spent a month in china and came back to poland being plunged into eternal darkness (november) damn i already wanna go back lol
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osmanthus flavored milf @paratinate.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
we millennials? who's we??????
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Xiaoyi @cleefouti.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Been trying to read some isekai lately.
Four frames comic about two types of Isekai I found and read lately. The first frame shows a young man with a sword. He says: "My name is Josh Itcantbehelped and I used to be a loser before a car crash brought me to a world where I am a god and half the population is made of SLAVE CATGIRLS". The second frame shows him crying and clenching his fist, with many a cat behind him, wearing bikinis. He says "To make it here I guess I have no choice but to own as many catgirls as I can...how tragic...". The third frame shows another character from another type of Isekai. She's a woman with a fluffy dress. She says "My name is Elise Robespierre and after being hit by a truck of terminal cancer I am now in my favorite 900 pages novel. With many a hot man.". The fourth frame shows her giving a board presentation to citizens, with graphs and pictures of plants on it. She says: "Hello citizens. This is my plan to modernize the agricultural system and prevent any further plague by creating medicine [...] taxes which ..." the text becomes unreadable as she keeps talking to her captive audience.
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Behold, Uni’s strongest punch!
A tuxedo cat with bright yellow eyes raising his paw as if delivering a powerful punch, mouth slightly open in action.
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osmanthus flavored milf @paratinate.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
>opens bsky >likes all clover pics >leaves
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osmanthus flavored milf @paratinate.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
i hate that bsky doesn't bump threads when u update them but here. i've updated my 2025 media thread
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osmanthus flavored milf @paratinate.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
i'm a turbo atheist but every time i see evangelical nonsense a catholic goblin voice in my head yells YOU'RE NOT REAL CHRISTIAN
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chungris @chungris.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
I know basically nothing about idolmaster besides stuff ive learned through cultural osmosis and stuff friends have told me but I think kirari moroboshi is very funny
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osmanthus flavored milf @paratinate.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
what if i get a master's degree in astronomy someday. for funsies
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Daniel Dockery @dandock.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
I don't think The Silmarillion would ever work as a live action movie or series. Its true destiny is to be the nightmarish product of a Czech stop motion animator from 1979 that's only discovered in an attic years after its creator's death.
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osmanthus flavored milf @paratinate.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
life update: obsessed with the summer hikaru died
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hibana @hibana-ztlv.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
🎋🎐
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osmanthus flavored milf @paratinate.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
straight women be dating anybody
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🔞Poe! 👻 comms open! @tailiepoe.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Can I just say how fucking ridiculous it is that queer and nsfw art is more heavily regulated than the fucking plagiarism machine destroying our planet that is genAI
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hibana @hibana-ztlv.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
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Matt 'Wib' Ward @wib.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
I think some people have trouble seeing fascism as anything other than 1940s Germany. But I think 'people going to a comic convention needing to have a plan in case the government's goons show up to disappear people' is a pretty good demonstration of what it can look like in 2025.
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osmanthus flavored milf @paratinate.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
something that feels wild to me now is that cuddy is supposed to be 38 in first season of house. 38 year olds nowadays look much younger ajdhfjfh
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🥖Kekeflipnote🥖 🔜 NFC @kekeflipnote.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Round
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
when there's a mangled body in a ditch
a man and a woman soyfacing with glee surrounded by confetti, from the Patreon of the True Crime Obsessed podcast, I guess. the three membership levels are 
non-garbage person
tco after party
no (ads), bitch!
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🍒 Scary Chompers 🐁 @cherryscampers.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
I think american payment processor companies getting to dictate the behaviour of everyone in the world being the conclusion of the grand internet experiment is one of the most aggravating things to happen ever
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 13/07/2025
The fucking head of fucking XBox Graphics used a fucking "AI" slop image to hire new engineers but couldn't tell that the fucking screen on the fucking monitor is facing backwards.
Linked In post from Mike Matsel, Principle Development Lead, XBox Graphics: 

"The XBox Graphics team is hiring folks with experience with device drivers, GPU performance, or related validation or engineering system experience. If the positions are closed and you want to apply, please message me!"

And below it is an "AI" slop that reads in white on green "XBOX GRAPHICS IS HIRING" and an image of a woman in a green sweater wearing earpods typing on a computer, except the "AI" has put the screen on the back of the monitor.
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osmanthus flavored milf @paratinate.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
my bsky is so dead i keep forgetting this site exists
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osmanthus flavored milf @paratinate.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
- not going to a class trip (i was too poor and my teacher didn't believe me) - not saying good morning to a teacher in the hallway (i was looking in another direction) - saying food my uncle's wife cooked was unseasoned (she blew up at me so bad she called me a bitch and cursed my mom and grandma)
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B A R S U K @barssuk.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
The battlefield 🗡
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