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30+, she/her, 🇵🇱🏳️‍🌈 | danmei, souls games, figure skating, cdramas | playing genshin and where winds meet

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osmanthus flavored milf @paratinate.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
also a man (i went to a catholic school and priests kept going on about how the girls should not choose "manly" majors/professions)
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osmanthus flavored milf @paratinate.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i feel like i make a variation of "forgot about bsky again" once every few months
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
batmanisagatewaydrug posting: "always some new bullshit in the ocean." the image attached to the tumblr post shows a cnn article titled: "watch an orca ram a sunfish so hard that the fish explodes." the description of the article says: "scientists captured video of orcas ramming into sunfish with such force that the fish exploded. The behavior may be for fun as well as for feeding, they report." 

local-demon-in-your-area asks: "Why is it always orcas or dolphins. Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once."

batmanisagatewaydrug responds with: "worry not, they're doing coke." the screenshot shows an article from science aaas with the title: "cocaine pollution gives salmon wanderlust"
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Daily bunny no.3415 is a semi-aquatic mammal
A bunny in a diving suit walks on the seafloor. They stare up at a small seal, who looks like they are about to put their nose up on the bunny's helmet. Fish and sea stars are also there.
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 14/08/2026
If your only requisite to "solving male loneliness" is providing sexual gratification, then I don't believe you understand what loneliness is much less have any notion of how to actually help with it.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
@turbomander

I love living in the first village of an rpg man. friendly neighbors, music is chill af, we even got that one kid we adopted into the village of whom the ancient prophecy was written about. anyway there’s a big ceremony tomorrow cant wait to still be alive after it
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arnaerr 🦭⭑。 @arnaerr.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
"Pure and radiant, he wields love to shrive clean the hearts of men. There is nothing more terrifying." #eldenring
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Reed 🐮🐻 @reedrill.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
YES
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osmanthus flavored milf @paratinate.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
finally someone that agrees its texture is nasty 😭🤝
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osmanthus flavored milf @paratinate.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
i get what you mean! being a oneshot kinda made it feel special? although i'm sure a continuation would be amazing too
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osmanthus flavored milf @paratinate.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
i hate mochi so much trying to eat them makes me recoil and feel nauseous and it's fascinating how i'm probably the only person i know with this problem
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osmanthus flavored milf @paratinate.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
oh also olives, i can't stand them. i was also gonna mention raisins but i wouldn't call them "widely enjoyed" skfjffk
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osmanthus flavored milf @paratinate.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
coffee, mayonnaise, mustard, seafood, mushrooms, pickles, mochi ☹️
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
The stonks meme but the caption says deals instead. The meme man looks very similar to the Deal Man in the quoted skeet.
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osmanthus flavored milf @paratinate.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
it was one of my favorite fics omg
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osmanthus flavored milf @paratinate.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
yeah it's so interesting!!
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osmanthus flavored milf @paratinate.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
gay dads with four daughters..
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osmanthus flavored milf @paratinate.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
i'm glad you see the vision.
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osmanthus flavored milf @paratinate.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
it's 25⁰C in my room and i feel so cold i have to wear a bathrobe ?? ?????? ????????????
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osmanthus flavored milf @paratinate.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
i'm so sorry i don't want this to come off as mean but i'm surprised you just realized you have adhd because for the longest time i thought you already knew? did seriously nobody suggest it before 😭
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osmanthus flavored milf @paratinate.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
she's soooo beautiful
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osmanthus flavored milf @paratinate.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
taking 384748 pics of my where winds meet character is my passion
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osmanthus flavored milf @paratinate.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
bruh........ 😭😭😭
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osmanthus flavored milf @paratinate.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
wish i was rich so i could get multiple degrees that are hard to find a job in just because i find them interesting. i wanna study astronomy, assyriology and a bunch of other things :(
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osmanthus flavored milf @paratinate.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
omg this is so cool. i wish assyriology was a field easy to find a job in because id love to study it 😩
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osmanthus flavored milf @paratinate.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
tbf all the bakeries near my house are closed tomorrow so it's not that dumb to google if you need something specific
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osmanthus flavored milf @paratinate.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
typical idol drama stuff but this time it really hit a nerve it seems 🤣 there are even rumors about an incoming ban on beauty filters and excessive setting-inappropriate makeup for actors which tbh i support.. but i also saw some fans going "if i wanted to watch ugly men i'd just go outside" LOL
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osmanthus flavored milf @paratinate.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
omg i know this one caused massive drama in china over zhang linghe being too pristinely handsome with a kg of foundation on his face while playing a general LOL got even gov officials speaking up 😭😭
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osmanthus flavored milf @paratinate.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
what's the title..
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osmanthus flavored milf @paratinate.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
lol leo some people send hundreds of job apps per month 😭
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osmanthus flavored milf @paratinate.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
solo travel to japan is nothingburger difficulty you'll be fine 😭
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Jay Castello 🌻 @jaymcastello.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
cannot stress enough how much this tweet is not only my guiding star for character writing but also the only thing that enables me to write conversations at all
"characters in tv shows are too self aware now! every emotional convo is like "i guess i yelled at you earlier because i never processed dad leaving" no!! no!!! flush someone's blood pressure medication because they called you lazy."
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osmanthus flavored milf @paratinate.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
yup, practically all office jobs are like this now (also hi long time no see)
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osmanthus flavored milf @paratinate.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
there are many workplaces rn where not using ai will get you fired unfortunately 🫠
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osmanthus flavored milf @paratinate.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
9 games meme
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osmanthus flavored milf @paratinate.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
i've got the Deluxe experience (had to starve for 33h, had a bad reaction to the laxative and threw everything up 😭) so when i ate some mushy rice with egg after it was the most delicious food ever LOL
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osmanthus flavored milf @paratinate.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
yeah i'm ok now!! the preparation was the worst part 😭😭
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osmanthus flavored milf @paratinate.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
i'm ok! they didn't find anything serious thankfully, but the preparation for it was hell lmao i had a bad reaction to the laxative and threw everything up 💀💀💀
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osmanthus flavored milf @paratinate.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
also finished watching interview with the vampire s2, i feel like lestat was created in a lab for me specifically
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osmanthus flavored milf @paratinate.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
i keep forgetting to use bsky but i've got multiple friends who moved here so. hi. my january was shitty (literally because i had a colonoscopy 😭😭) and i just spent 2 weeks losing my mind about the olympics
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J.M. (But also Nemo) - writing comms open @alamhigo.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Talking abt monster hunter w @sunshinesprkl.bsky.social and @paratinate.bsky.social
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
normal dog, switzerland, 15th century
a medieval painting of a scruffy white dog with a strangely human face
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Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 22/01/2026
I know we're all seeing 87 unhinged things per day, but "guys if our multi billion dollar product doesn't start being useful for something, literally anything, the people might not appreciate us wrecking the planet over it anymore" is a truly bananapants thing to say out loud
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Tony 🎃👻 @shintonty.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
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osmanthus flavored milf @paratinate.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
his face in the second pic is like genshin aranaras
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John Scary Name Cullen @nellucnhoj.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Also, I will never forget the artists who went all-in on NFTs, and then tried to quietly pretend it never happened.
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osmanthus flavored milf @paratinate.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
you and paulo
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osmanthus flavored milf @paratinate.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
🥹🥹
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osmanthus flavored milf @paratinate.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
i wanted to read more books this year and ended up only finishing one (1) 🤡🤡🤡
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osmanthus flavored milf @paratinate.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
gonna be real i didn't even know there was a different kind of spinning class other than the bike one LOL
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