Reposted by Chloe「ＹＡＳＥ」 eclipse @eclipse.yase.world · 31/10/2025I'm still thinking about the absolutely wild intro to this LeBron fancam I found last night 3852191603
Chloe @parasocialism.bsky.social · 21/11/2025Portland folk punk scene be like “New show just announced at the rapist pedophile house 🤩” 010
Reposted by ChloeFruit and Bug Administration @waxwing.bsky.social · 23/10/2025I have 1 phone - Kevin Gate 072
Chloe @parasocialism.bsky.social · 28/09/2025Oomf shared literally the worst poem I’ve ever read on ig stories 010
Chloe @parasocialism.bsky.social · 02/09/2025if my coworker who’s gay & cute left a sticky note on the door complimenting a dress i wore last week does that mean i officially have a work wife? 030
Chloe @parasocialism.bsky.social · 26/08/2025It happened to me: one of the first ever “cis men” to flirt with me much earlier in my transition came out as a girl 000
Reposted by ChloeGale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 22/08/2025Decided to take a few minutes to save myself a few hours. No more sitting in the car holding up orders so that I can write out the same text 30 times a day. 557184
Chloe @parasocialism.bsky.social · 10/08/2025Will Chloe move to The Bay Area by 2030 place ur bets now & lock them in!!!!!!!! 000
Chloe @parasocialism.bsky.social · 09/08/2025Yknow, hate to hand it to him, but I think it’s kinda fab that the richest & maybe the most evil man in the world is a ketamine addict. Imaging Musk just kundled DOWN in the back of a waymo is sooo funny to me 000
Chloe @parasocialism.bsky.social · 09/08/2025Most unserious part of the bay area is when people will say “we’re gonna get some real heat today!” and the heat in question is 73 & sunny with a gentle breeze 000
Chloe @parasocialism.bsky.social · 07/08/2025Oomf changed his DJ name from something reallllly cool to something reallllly boring 000
Chloe @parasocialism.bsky.social · 07/08/2025Everyone organizing trans relocation events in PDX had better be giving 100% of their funds raised to QTBIPOC no shade 000
Chloe @parasocialism.bsky.social · 03/08/2025Last night at & after the club i was feeling kinda insecure & undesirable but then when I got home I remembered that i kissed four separate ppl across the span of the whole day lol 070
Chloe @parasocialism.bsky.social · 31/07/2025Funny situation I have found myself in as a gay person multiple times now is “approached by a stunningly hot non binary who you want to make a pass at but then in conversation they mention being a hair stylist so you instead decide to change routes & seek out their service + talent instead.” 000
Chloe @parasocialism.bsky.social · 18/07/2025Music gc is has been popping off all day talking about clipse & coldplay like it’s 2002 000
Chloe @parasocialism.bsky.social · 17/07/2025Still kinda gagged that my mother had the gall to suggest her trans daughter & her son’s trans boyfriend try to attend THE catholic mass with THE pope ar THE VATICAN on Christmas eve 000
Chloe @parasocialism.bsky.social · 14/07/2025Cis lady walked up to me & my trans friend on the dancefloor last Fri, grabbed his shoulder looked us in the eyes & said “I NEED you to know that YOU are allowed to take up THE MOST SPACE…” but by the time those words left her mouth I was halfway across the club looking for a place to sit & do bumps 010
Chloe @parasocialism.bsky.social · 14/07/2025Reaching levels of unsupervised during work hours never seen before 000
Chloe @parasocialism.bsky.social · 11/07/2025Breeders are insane. Like sure let’s just bring THREE strollers with THREE different babies onto a crowded bus at rush hour. Surely there will be room for that!!!! 020
Reposted by ChloeDavid Berman Bot @davidbermanbot.bsky.social · 09/07/2025I'm gonna shine out in the wild silence 0132
Chloe @parasocialism.bsky.social · 07/07/2025Would you still love me if i drank the GleebleNorp Juice for breakfast? 040
Reposted by ChloeLeo leventhot @leoleventhal.bsky.social · 07/07/2025They’re presenting me with a medal tomorrow . . . A Medal of Honor . . . A Medal of sucking Honor shit crazy style !!!!!! 0103
Chloe @parasocialism.bsky.social · 04/07/2025Why is texting the plug to see if you can pick up before the weekend highkey the most embarrassing thing ever 200
Reposted by ChloeThe PS1 startup sound as a lesbian @janus.bsky.social · 04/07/2025it’s that time of year again 752012089
Reposted by Chloegeorge 💿 @deejaygeejaygee.bsky.social · 25/06/2025absolute creamer at the bannered mare in whiterun 0125
Chloe @parasocialism.bsky.social · 01/07/2025On 6/28/25 esteemed PNW transsexual hairstylist Vivian Gottfredson told me that my “bob is fierce” i’ll never forget it 030
Chloe @parasocialism.bsky.social · 30/06/2025Finally got assigned the work project that might make me End It All 010
Reposted by Chloethotform.bsky.social @thotform.bsky.social · 29/06/2025Hey are you okay? I checked your location and it said you were at the intersection of art and technology 021
Chloe @parasocialism.bsky.social · 27/06/2025Oomfs rly out here acting all sad & surprised & shocked & heartbroken when their outdoor cat runs away… Like……… 120
Chloe @parasocialism.bsky.social · 26/06/2025I am trying so crazy hard to rizz up this girl dude she’s so pretty & put-together and out of my league but i think it’s working… i’ve never had game on the line like this. Every time I have a crush I forget about the part where it makes you Insane. 040
Chloe @parasocialism.bsky.social · 26/06/2025It’s sooooo fierce when a stunning beautiful TS woman is serving Fresh Filet-O-Fish Tuna Tartare & her name is something bricky as fuck 130
Chloe @parasocialism.bsky.social · 25/06/2025Went to get tested @ the testing clinic for faggots. Walked in & a dyke from my college checked me in. She didn’t remember my face. Stunning doll I’ve met before leaves her appointment, walks right past me. I have hickies on my neck & tits, poppers-burn under my nose, & I look like a gay sex addict. 040
Chloe @parasocialism.bsky.social · 22/06/2025Dream where i was the only doll in an orgy puddle of nonbinary & transmasc dykes at a rave wasn’t real 💔 130
Chloe @parasocialism.bsky.social · 22/06/2025Once you understand The Percocet & Stripper Joint by Future it’s Over. 000
Chloe @parasocialism.bsky.social · 22/06/2025Me when I’m in a losing inventory items every weekend contestmedia.tenor.coma basketball player with the number 23 on his jersey jumps into the airALT: a basketball player with the number 23 on his jersey jumps into the air 010
Reposted by Chloehaunted ghoulfriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 22/06/2025I need to have lots of disgusting sex with hot people who are in love with me 1122239
Chloe @parasocialism.bsky.social · 21/06/2025How come i’m always the most desired at a time when there’s a weird dry spot in the corner of my lips 110
Chloe @parasocialism.bsky.social · 21/06/2025I can’t start dating ANOTHER goth nonbinary who lives in a 1-bed in an old apartment building in Northwest i simply CAN’T 010
