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@thotform.bsky.social
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thotform.bsky.social @thotform.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
I wonder how they even figured out you can tattoo eyelids
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thotform.bsky.social @thotform.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Happy people posting pictures of their outdoor bbq party with fireworks and a caption that says “fuck the 4th of July and America” caption day
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thotform.bsky.social @thotform.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Hey are you okay? I checked your location and it said you were at the intersection of art and technology
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thotform.bsky.social @thotform.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
I can’t believe I had to explain the young thug trial to a 75 year old man who just got diagnosed with lung cancer
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thotform.bsky.social @thotform.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
People in Portland Oregon will act like you shot their mother if you express wanting a tan
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thotform.bsky.social @thotform.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
When I was a kid my parents decided they wanted to fuck off to Tibet for a few months so they gave me to my grandma who put me in vacation Bible school lol and I did not know what was happening
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thotform.bsky.social @thotform.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
The collapse of the Soviet Union gives Adidas a steez that Nike could never replicate
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thotform.bsky.social @thotform.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
I just know I’d find club drugs and idm in every lifetime
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thotform.bsky.social @thotform.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Doing a lot of adderall and listening to yoko ono>>>>>>>
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thotform.bsky.social @thotform.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Girl doing coke in the bathroom last night kept begging me to dance to “the arctic monkeys or slipknot or something like that you know” like bro idk if I do know
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thotform.bsky.social @thotform.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
The thing about dancing is sometimes the least esoteric music pick is the most esoteric. See: Cherry pie, pony, glory box, etc.
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thotform.bsky.social @thotform.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
People in Portland honestly go apeshit when I dance to portishead in the club it’s bananas
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thotform.bsky.social @thotform.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
I really want someone to buy me a bunch of belly rings
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thotform.bsky.social @thotform.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
I’m not someone who can balance part time jobs tell me why I have to work from 8:30am-3pm today and then also 10:15pm-2:30am and then on Thursday I have to work at 8:30am again after getting off at 2:30am the night before
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thotform.bsky.social @thotform.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Tryna feed my girl nerd clusters while going to town on her nerve cluster iykwim
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thotform.bsky.social @thotform.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
One time (before I had seen it) someone I was sitting with tried to deny poor things was pedophilic but then when i brought up dogtooth they also tried to deny that movie was about incest so
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thotform.bsky.social @thotform.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
I’m finally watching poor things did anybody else realize this movie is bad????
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thotform.bsky.social @thotform.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Instagram targeted cleaning product ads are so lost on me like girl I’m not mopping my walls
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thotform.bsky.social @thotform.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Sometimes at work when I don’t want to do my job i just ask my boss to explain the federal reserve to me and i buy myself at least an hour. If I really need hours that week I start to play devils advocate
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thotform.bsky.social @thotform.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Most of the jobs ive ever had are just babysitting middle aged men and unfortunately im extremely good at it
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thotform.bsky.social @thotform.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
My boss is showing me Seinfeld blooper reals and I have to pretend to think it’s funny
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thotform.bsky.social @thotform.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Wearing a black turtleneck to my psychiatry appt as a power move. No let’s talk a little bit about YOUR condition.
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thotform.bsky.social @thotform.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
I love pope stuff
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thotform.bsky.social @thotform.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
My body doesn’t keep the score it’s just playing for fun
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thotform.bsky.social @thotform.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Sometimes when I’m at the gym I’m like damn it’s almost like I like playing on my phone more than working on my core but we ride
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thotform.bsky.social @thotform.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
I’m gonna start a museum of mole hair
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thotform.bsky.social @thotform.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Whenever people (esp ppl who have not done it) talk to me abt sex work i come off as really jaded but at the end of the day the only motivation should be money and it’s not *wrong* to feel any sort of empowerment or self exploration but those feelings should not be expected or the reason to engage
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thotform.bsky.social @thotform.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
I would literally do the ice bucket challenge right now I’m so fucking fr
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thotform.bsky.social @thotform.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
When I say I have insane lore what I mean is my emdr therapist gets looney toon dollar sign eyes when she sees me
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thotform.bsky.social @thotform.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
I remember trying to get into the “bunnicula” book series as a 2nd grader and being really disappointed the bunny just sucked the color out of vegetables and had no bloodlust and never reading it again
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thotform.bsky.social @thotform.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Every time my boss gets me Panera it’s giving serf
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thotform.bsky.social @thotform.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
So many people who are all ab mental health awareness or advocacy still stigmatize people who have the kindof mental illness where u genuinely act out and do chaotic things but lowkey it’s kindof based ngl thank a crazy bitch in your life today
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thotform.bsky.social @thotform.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Ppl who smoke weed are so funny they’re always saying shit like “don’t worry I’ll smoke you out” like now I’m worried
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thotform.bsky.social @thotform.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
At work today I’m pretending to know stuff about sports and then when they ask further questions I just say “oh you can’t take a joke?”
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thotform.bsky.social @thotform.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
I just went to the convenience store and bought another box of trix
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thotform.bsky.social @thotform.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
I haven’t gotten a period in like 6 years (slay) but once a month I get realllyyyyy hungry anyways I ate a whole box of trix cereal in like 24 hours
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thotform.bsky.social @thotform.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
I <3 something I can never get back
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thotform.bsky.social @thotform.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
I don’t care about the plot it’s about the tits and the vibes
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thotform.bsky.social @thotform.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Club auditions today back on my bullshit
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thotform.bsky.social @thotform.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Dee-lite bootleg next????
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thotform.bsky.social @thotform.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Did they release the new towa tei album as an April fools joke for me alone
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thotform.bsky.social @thotform.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Not having a strap ready at all moments is a form of blocking your blessings
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thotform.bsky.social @thotform.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
It’s kinda like yeah I am a gen z freelance social media management and event planner why do u ask
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thotform.bsky.social @thotform.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Every morning I wake up and I tie didi down and I force her to watch experimental foreign animation and she says “okay sweetie”
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thotform.bsky.social @thotform.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Does anyone remember that documentary Samsara from the early 2010s that shit was like Gaspar Noe for liberals who worshipped Anthony Bourdain No Reservations
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thotform.bsky.social @thotform.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
I’m on beta blockers you’ve never heard of in transcendental emotional spaces you can’t pronounce
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thotform.bsky.social @thotform.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
I really wanted to like it based on my love for banana flavored beverages but it was pretty terrible
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thotform.bsky.social @thotform.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
I need to find a friend in Portland who can pop my back in that one way where they throw u up in the air from behind and catch u
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thotform.bsky.social @thotform.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
One time I taught an actual rocket engineer how to sew because she wanted to teach kids how to make astronaut suits and we listened to Donna summer it was fun but later I saw her get a signal notification from a nasa employee vaccine conspiracy group chat
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thotform.bsky.social @thotform.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
The 50 yr old stoner I work with keeps getting mad because I am calling his corned beef “hear ye hear ye meat”
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