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Leo leventhot

@leoleventhal.bsky.social
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A pornographic and difficult woman

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ira @lashonhara.bsky.social · 9h
my very beloved friend has cancer and needs some support with bills during radiation 💌
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Support Evan & Ana through Evan’s Ongoing Cancer Treatment
Hi friends and family and community,
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Leo leventhot @leoleventhal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He invented that because a girl called him Alexander Graham Smell and he needed a method of , at a distance, breathing heavily into her ear while she said “hello? Who is this?” Becoming increasingly unsettled
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tate maigret @strida.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
kids these days are discussing “decoupage” when they should be looking at “décolletage”
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Leo leventhot @leoleventhal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Life is dummy beautiful
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Leo leventhot @leoleventhal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Walnut? Well now you’re just being silly”
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Leo leventhot @leoleventhal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s actually a community service that I always have cvnty glasses on because when a trans woman gets on my bus and goes *fuckfuck tranny bus driver I gotta say something fuck fuck I need to connect* “I love your glasses” is right there and approx 85 percent of them say exactly that
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Leo leventhot @leoleventhal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
if i could steal one guy's juice from history it would be joseph cornell. i want his sauce
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Leo leventhot @leoleventhal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Going to the art institute alone rocks so hard because I get to go at my own pace (slow as fuuuuuuuxkkkkkkk)
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Leo leventhot @leoleventhal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I love throwing on a linen sack to go about my business
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Anya Block @anyablock.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Whatever books exist without her recommendation exist without her consent
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Casey Plett @caseyplett.com · 27/09/2026
STARRED REVIEW IN KIRKUS FOR SLOANE HOLY FUCK EVERYBODY
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SHUT UP, I LOVE YOU, I'LL CALL YOU TOMORROW | Kirkus Reviews
The lives of several young trans women in Chicago tangle and interweave in these keenly observed short stories.
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Leo leventhot @leoleventhal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Her feet are light and nimble. She never sleeps. She says that she will never die. She dances in light and in shadow and she is a great favorite. She never sleeps, Leo The Book Recommender. She is dancing, dancing. She says that she will never die.
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Leo leventhot @leoleventhal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
first time I’ve ever had prescription sunglasses and it’s so funny how much I feel like a cool guy when I wear them. I’m fuckin Lou reed. I’m goddamn fuckin cate Blanchett bob dylan
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Anya Block @anyablock.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
a girl I know went to local right leaning tabloids about the nudieland shooting and when people found out someone at a show broke her nose extremely on purpose unrelated to any stories about gay people airing out their communities' dirty laundry to press...but...something to consider? who knows
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Leo leventhot @leoleventhal.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Really stepped my pussy up in the prescription glasses game this year
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Leo leventhot @leoleventhal.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Leo knows books Leo's taste is in line nine of nine
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violet allen @blipstress.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
And that's just the first page. Later in the first chapter a snake's fangs are described as "gnashing." If you can tell me how that works I'll go down on you.
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Leo leventhot @leoleventhal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
top 5 albums when i was 18 yeezus bizarre ride 2 the pharcyde return to cookie mountain lost in space aimee mann idler wheel DEAD young fathers traumnovelle coin locker kid bravest man in the universe bobby womack to bring you my love exmilitary
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Leo leventhot @leoleventhal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Went to open this hibiscus rose lychee tea using the “bang on the edge of the table method” and ripped the whole lip of the bottle off if you were wondering how powerful is Leo
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Leo leventhot @leoleventhal.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Pop some of my bacne! In the name of love ! Weird al ! Take a look :) just an idea . . . I have the parody running in my blood . . . May be genetic . . . I don’t know if you remember your show in Wisconsin December 1994 and a tender moment shared between you and a . . . Well it’s history now, al
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Leo leventhot @leoleventhal.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Jeep owners should be considered hostile and dangerous enemy combatants until proven otherwise (burden of proof is setting jeep on fire in a safe location)
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Leo leventhot @leoleventhal.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Paginating The Items In A Room So I Know The Order In Which To Bind Them . Edu
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Leo leventhot @leoleventhal.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It is hard being The Inimitable Leo Leventhal while also being The Universal Subject but it is not hard for me because I am
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Leo leventhot @leoleventhal.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This pussy got me in a pokehold. It’s like a chokehold but- god shit, man. Fuck. Who gives a fuckin shit. Stupid ass fuckin. Garbage
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Leo leventhot @leoleventhal.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
chevy flamer kia homo Mazda f4g GMC fudge packer
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jessica harvey @jessiscah23.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Roman Sands RE:Build is out. After so many years, you can finally play our labour of love. It's deranged, it goes SO MANY PLACES, it probably shouldn't exist, and I've no idea if you're going to like it or not but that ain't the point. Roman Sands RE:Build. store.steampowered.com/app/2231460/...
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A service industry adventure with an apocalyptic flavor. A manic genre mashup told across two broken realities. Step through the cracks: find your Exit.
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Leo leventhot @leoleventhal.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It ain’t always easy living in the Rick and Morty/jack skellington/Cookie Monster pajama pants capital of Chicago but somebody’s gotta do it
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Leo leventhot @leoleventhal.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Relatedly, what is this: “Let’s get mouse tonight/you can be my Minnie Mouse tonight/play secretary im the mouse tonight/but you don’t give a fuck what a mouse say right?” I feel like I didn’t invent this, but can’t place it. If I did invent this I’d like to know because it means I’m a genius.
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Leo leventhot @leoleventhal.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
browbeating my peers into trading me their spicy chicken sandwich lunches for one hot cheetoh a piece and then cornering them into thanking me for the deal after. this is 30, this is how i win
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Leo leventhot @leoleventhal.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I feel like the dragon Smaug when I drive the articulated bus u know ?
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Leo leventhot @leoleventhal.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Keep seeing bus stop ads that say “DEATH IS NOT THE END THIS BODY IS NOT YOU” which is the worst pitch I’ve ever heard. I’m kinda banking on this sitch being a one and done type deal, an eternal soul twist would fuck all my shit up
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Leo leventhot @leoleventhal.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Few months back they got a pool table in my garage and now there’s always a group of people playing the worst game of pool you’ve ever seen but hot dogging around like they’re in the color of money. It’s beautiful
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Anya Block @anyablock.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Raymond Carver ass morning where I shared a pre-dawn indoor pall mall with my 60 year old coworker and listened to him figure the details of skipping out on his 81 year old mother's birthday to see Hot Water Music play a bar in Fargo
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Leo leventhot @leoleventhal.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Traditional bus operator folk lunch: jj’s lemon pepper shrimp basket mild sauce unsweetened green tea
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Leo leventhot @leoleventhal.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The way that today is my first day in a month where I don’t have my two frozen Ito en unsweetened green teas at work and I’m feeling like motherfucking eeyore
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Leo leventhot @leoleventhal.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Viking OC Grabnear The Near Grabber (grabs things when they become near to him)
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Leo leventhot @leoleventhal.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I’m always doin some dumb shit. Catch me doing some dumb shit. Where’s Leo ? Answer likely to be doin some dumb shit. Prob goin to hell cuz all the dumb shit I done. Right down. Hell for dumb shittrers like my gay ass, Gay ass hell for dumb shit ass bitches that’s where I belong no two ways about it
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c*ble @cyberwoman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
For the @leoleventhal.bsky.social sicko’s and enjoyers here
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Leo leventhot @leoleventhal.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Leo leventhot @leoleventhal.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
How it feels picking out fun bevvies at the Korean grocer
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Anya Block @anyablock.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
People who get into straight edge with no connection to recovery, sobriety, or street outreach are almost always heinous little punishers and you're allowed to bully them. on top of being deeply weird to addicts you're also a dork?? Intervene today. prevent a stupid haircut
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Leo leventhot @leoleventhal.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
this song should hold the exact cultural position that bohemian rhapsody has. were the world just
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Adina Howard - Freak Like Me (Official Video)
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Leo leventhot @leoleventhal.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
When bell biv devoe said “never trust a big butt and a smile” ? Well that just doesn’t align w my beliefs
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Leo leventhot @leoleventhal.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
On the one hand: it would be good if the cta had enough skilled mechanics on staff to properly maintain their fleet On the other hand: it rocks so hard when my bus breaks down and I get to sit in a neighborhood park reading Samuel delany for two hours waiting for a replacement
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Leo leventhot @leoleventhal.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
i believe that if someone gets on my bus to go to a grindr hookup they shuold have to tell me because id like to know
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Sam Bodrojan @helmetgirl.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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hannah account @junglist.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
it’s not easy being an extremely beautiful jewish woman with big tits and a fat ass and artistic talent and a sharp wit… but i carry my burden with grace and humility
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Leo leventhot @leoleventhal.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Oh no diva ! You’ve been rendered porous via application of a mild solvent through an aerosolized mist ! I know it feels not unlike the pores of your skin as you’ve known them , but this could not, unfortunately, be further from the truth :(
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EASEL @readeasel.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Submissions for EASEL 04 are now open 🙂‍↕️ submit(at)readeasel.com
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Leo leventhot @leoleventhal.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Tried to proselytize to treebeard but he kept telling me he couldn’t “give up tree masturbation” and no matter how many times I told him masturbation is fine in the eyes of the lord he’d just say “sure, but not how trees do it, no maam , not how us trees do it
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