Reposted by Parandhammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 4h“Thats a serious question?” Lmfao 1649982
Reposted by ParandJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 07/10/2026sure i have bad posture. but at least i'm tired all the time 1927829
Reposted by ParandMerriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 05/10/2026The SPEAKER implies. The LISTENER infers. The DUDE abides. 6448151128
Reposted by ParandGwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Things Gavin Newsom has vetoed this week: -A ban on secretly recording people with smart glasses -A ban on ICE agents working for the state government -A ban on websites selling your data -A bill giving native tribes more say over water rights -A bill protecting transgender healthcare providers 297113124106
Reposted by ParandJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 01/10/2026i bet salvador dali was always late to meetings like sorry i'm late time was melting again 3029224
Reposted by ParandFrovo @frovo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026LIV Tyler’s full name is Fifty Four Tyler 17703119
Reposted by ParandKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I don’t usually meddle on the writing side of Jeopardy!, but tonight I called in a favor for our Bluesky viewers. 15710319785
Parand @parandeeful.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Once I told this guy I'd matched with that I was stressed because of work and he asked me how I could be stressed if I didn't have any responsibilities. My flabbers were gasted.static.klipy.comSchitts Creek: Alexis Rose - That's Very RudeAlt: Schitts Creek: Alexis Rose saying "Okay. That's Very Rude." 100
Parand @parandeeful.bsky.social · 16/09/2026It's so nice to feel better ☺️ not perfect, but better 010
Reposted by ParandSam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 12/09/2026A bunch of Israeli politicians said “we will destroy Gaza” and then the IDF blew up the hospitals and shot starving people with snipers and killed everybody in the NICU so all the preemies died but prominent people will still argue with you under their own names about whether or not that’s genocide 51574380
Parand @parandeeful.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Moisturize+hydrate+be >half a decade younger than the average Bluesky user=my recipe for youth 110
Parand @parandeeful.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I almost texted this picture to my client instead of sending it to my sister. BIG YIKE 110
Parand @parandeeful.bsky.social · 08/09/2026The spider living in the repurposed yogurt cup in my room disappeared after I made it a makeshift ramp using a tissue (my sis had asked whether it could get out). Turns out I was inadvertently holding it hostage. The poor thing was stuck and I was just giving it drops of water. I feel like an oaf 😅 001
Parand @parandeeful.bsky.social · 02/09/2026My therapist was drinking from a mug with dancing skeletons today. God bless ye merry millennials. I love my generation 😂 000
Parand @parandeeful.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I should be asleep. Instead, here's an insomniac's photography. 010
Reposted by ParandTarja Porkka-Kontturi @tarjapk.bsky.social · 28/08/2026It's OK to feel overwhelmed. 1174
Parand @parandeeful.bsky.social · 25/08/2026In spite of everything else, it seems like my self-esteem may be in a much better spot. A sentiment of inadequacy drove some of my decisions in youth. It's replaced by what I can only describe as a curiosity for brightness and solace. 020
Parand @parandeeful.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Benedict is eternally in love with whatever is in my father's dinner plate. 000
Parand @parandeeful.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I just found out that the only person I was ever close to marrying got married. I'm so happy for him, and it's also a weird feeling. You don't expect to learn that on a random day in August. 100
Reposted by ParandSteve the Muppet Wrangler @beardog63.bsky.social · 12/08/2026So I said to the woman at the deli "I'd like to buy a ham and cheese baguette with pickles" She said "Sorry, we only take cash or card." 4598965
Parand @parandeeful.bsky.social · 12/08/2026My folks harvested a massive cucumber from the garden today. Here it is next to Benny for comparison. 010
Parand @parandeeful.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Bro...are the headshrinkers beefing? Why does this psychiatrist get all cagey whenever I bring up my therapist? And why did my therapist say he knows of another psychiatrist if this one doesn't work out?static.klipy.comSuspicious Baby Side Eye ReactionAlt: Suspicious Baby Side Eye Reaction 110
Reposted by ParandAnikse 🕊️🍂 @anikse.bsky.social · 01/08/2026It can be hard to love your body sometimes and body neutrality helps during these times! 0132
Reposted by ParandMark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I'm actually fine with sounding old. 4363036222
Parand @parandeeful.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Today my doctor told me "you can't work if you're dead" Wow. Yeah, buddy. I'm aware. I'm working on not being a workaholic you bully.static.klipy.comYou Got Me There!Alt: Man pointing and saying "You Got Me There!" 110
Parand @parandeeful.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I mixed up John Steinbeck and Ernest Hemingway today. What's the penance for that? 000
Parand @parandeeful.bsky.social · 20/06/2026My favorite uncle is on a video call with my parents and asked when I'm going to finally get married... Et tu Uncle? 😭😭😭 010
Parand @parandeeful.bsky.social · 20/06/2026I overslept my alarm, and I just woke up from a dream where I had to fry a fish and hand write a 1-page essay about a joke about fried fish. What? 120
Reposted by ParandTarja Porkka-Kontturi @tarjapk.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Not sleepy tired. “Everything” tired. Anyone else? 3151
Reposted by Parandvictoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 16/06/2026that lady sucks at making cheetos 298981
Reposted by ParandChristiaan Triebert @trbrtc.bsky.social · 11/06/2026NEW: Our visual analysis suggests the U.S. hit two drinking-water facilities overnight in southern Iran with precision-guided munitions. Deliberately targeting civilian infrastructure could constitute a war crime. w/ @ckoettl.bsky.social @johnismay.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/2026/06/10/w...nytimes.comAnalysis of Satellite Image and Videos Suggest Precision U.S. Strikes on Iranian Water Facility 18135291647
Parand @parandeeful.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Saw a really nice apartment for sale and the price was lower than expected. The HOA was pretty high, but I thought I'd look at the Google street view. I guess they didn't want to mention in the description that it's literally right next to a Gentleman's Club.static.klipy.comJanelle's Hard NoAlt: Woman saying "That's a hard no" 010
Parand @parandeeful.bsky.social · 06/06/2026"Screwworm" sounds like a choice insult referring to a man with a proclivity for debauchery. Or maybe it's just Friday and I'm exhausted. 000
Parand @parandeeful.bsky.social · 05/06/2026The peonies are blooming! Unfortunately the white peony I planted didn't grow but maybe it just takes a while to establish. 010
Parand @parandeeful.bsky.social · 04/06/2026My ankle was almost fully healed and I retwisted it.static.klipy.comAngry Pingu PenguinAlt: Angry Pingu Penguin 000
