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Wezz, Roe Healer

@paragonred.bsky.social
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38 years old writer/translator. If the username sounds familiar you've likely seen me in other social media pllaces

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 2h
imagine getting an invite to your weird friend's pity party and realizing they've been seething with hatred and resentment for their entire life
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Am I wrong for throwing an "UnWedding"
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44m single and childless and I have an idea for something I want to do next year. I've only shared it with one person who immediately flew off the handle.
Context: At 44 l've been in at least 8 weddings, I've been to countless engagements parties, bridal showers, weddings, gender reveals, baby showers, kids birthdays and more. I've sponsored my people's kids in their jogathons, school fundraiser, etc.
Resolution: I want to throw a "Fun Uncle Shower,"
"Single Life Soirée" the "UnWedding" of the century. I want to create a registry and send invites to anyone who I have ever attended or funded the above events for. My take, if I took 3 days out of work, rented a tux, flew across the country, and bought you a breadmaker, I think you could throw $50 my way or buy me a Starbucks gift card. To be clear it's not just about the money. It's about single people being asked time and time again to hand over their time and money because two people are having intercourse regularly. Single people often pay all their own bills, and have less disposable income, but get guilted into traveling to see people with kids because "it's easier", they get ostracized from friend groups for not being a couple or parent, until their kid is selling wrapping paper. It's time to take a stand. 45, single, no kids? You get a cuarenta y cinceñera. AITA??
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Lance Parkin @lanceparkin.bsky.social · 5h
First major AI company collapses. Valued at a billion dollars this time last year, just sold some assets to Disney for $20m.
The first machine army faction has been wiped off the map. ONWARD!
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Ellipsus @ellipsus.com · 5h
You waited; you yearned… Today, we launch the official Android Ellipsus MOBILE APP with offline capability. Free for all, with unlimited access. iOS AND desktop apps coming soon! Download the app from the Google Play store ➡️ play.google.com/store/apps/d...
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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 3h
cloud winning a chocobo race
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Bee, dog in the city @brodnork.bsky.social · 13h
I'm a professional game developer
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Emily Aster @emilyaster.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
An apology to a FFXIV group for photoshopping Kirby with an ass during gameplayKirby with an ass
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 1h
I understand the suspicion but I don't think anyone thinks Ed Sheeran leans right and look at all the shit he got for being "apolitical" (arguably more than Pink did for being pro-Israel)
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Jennifer Kretchmer @dreamwisp.bsky.social · 1h
Greta Gerwig went HARD on this. Like, I audibly gasped, and then went “DAAAAAAMMMMNNN.”
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Nelosart - Gallery Account @nelosart-art.bsky.social · 5h
#PortfolioDay some of my fav works, first 2 done for warframe and the other 2 personal commission swords
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Wezz, Roe Healer @paragonred.bsky.social · 2h
Haven't seen such a divide in reviews since The Last Jedi lmao every loves it or hates it
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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The Muffuletta
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Shivam Bhatt @shivambhatt.bsky.social · 3h
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Xabi Gaztelua @xabigazte.bsky.social · 3h
Hey #PortfolioDay! I'm Xabi, freelance illustrator from the Basque Country in Spain, with a deep love for fantasy art and pirates🏴‍☠️ Currently working for MtG. xabigaztelua.com instagram.com/xabigazte 💌xabigaztelua[at]gmail[dot]com
Illustration of Monica Rambeau from Marvel flying close to a roof in New Orleans during Mardi Gras with fireworks in the sky. She's using her light powers to create a protective shield around Hawkeye and Black Panther who stand on the roof right behind her ready to attack. Done for Magic the Gathering. Card title: Monica Rambeau.Illustration of Bard from The Hobbit standing on a castle balcony in Dale looking at the horizon with his bow in his hand, chill, the Lonely Mountain behind him and a thrush on his shoulder. Done for Magic the Gathering. Card title: Bard, King of Dale.Illustration of Belladonna Took from The Hobbit bringing his young son Bilbo Baggins a bunch of maps and scrolls while he points very excited at a page of the book he's reading while she tells about all the thrilling adventures their ancestors have lived. Done for Magic the Gathering. Card title: Belladonna Took.Illustration of a giant black bear from The Hobbit ferociously chasing a couple of goblins through the forest while he breaks all the branches of the trees that cross his path. Done for Magic the Gathering. Card title: Gigantic Big Bear.
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Pittsburgh graffiti @pghgraffiti.bsky.social · 3h
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Panic Restaurant (Permanent Deltarune Brain Edition) @panicrestaurant.northsky.social · 15h
Every other day there's a new mega man battle network b-plot happening in real life
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juuni @juunipupu.bsky.social · 3h
Love Bites [ #oc | #art ]
a vampire in knight's armour (oc Otto) is smiling wide showing his fangs while looking at another knight, Wreg - specifically his lifted arm. Wreg is shirtless and burly, and he looks mischievous as if knowing exactly what he's doing. Wreg has his other arm wrapped around Otto tenderly and he has a wreath made of rowan on his head. There are four pinkish scratches under his lifted arm, near his armpit.
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War and Peas 🧿 @warandpeas.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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.wren (bubonic) @ratfem.bsky.social · 14h
why am i always stressed?
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Shivam Bhatt @shivambhatt.bsky.social · 4h
Look, I'm gonna be real for a second and just say that I miss Twitter a lot. But I am mature enough to realize that what I miss is a specific moment in time, like 2012-2015 Twitter, when it felt like the whole world was there and you could learn anything from everywhere and cool folks abounded
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Ghouls @ghoulsart.bsky.social · 7h
They are all ready to beat someone's ass cutely #FFXIV #Art
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Wezz, Roe Healer @paragonred.bsky.social · 4h
Happy birthday!
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homosexualon prime @cipherares.bsky.social · 21h
is this anything?
edited youtube screenshot of a comment section for a video showing the water temple from ocarina of time.

a young leda from 5 years ago comments "i hate the water temple... too confusing :("

in the present guzran replies "it's been 5 years, i hope you are doing great in life now" to which present leda replies "it couldn't be going worse guzran"
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Drake, Gender Thief🏳️‍⚧️ @drakegenderthief.bsky.social · 5h
In the regular Multiverse, Oko doesn't wear shirts. In the Echoverse, Oko doesn't wear pants.
Echoverse Oko is not wearing pants
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Esmeralda von Fire Emblems strongest soldier @mooce.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
FACT: They didnt include Bertrand/Talimun/Orchel/Anatolia paths because they didnt want to call the game Eightunes Weave
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
One thing I've learned since the whole gender transition thing is that men have a lot to deal with, but being a woman is constant Spongebob Silent Hill Hallway meme
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Ada Palmer @adapalmer.bsky.social · 8h
Was watching Buffy’s Anya backstory episode. Friend asked why I sighed. “She’s not of a sufficiently high social class to have domesticated rabbits that far north in Europe in that century, but the writers couldn’t know, the paper was only presented at a conference yesterday.” Accuracy is fleeting.
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Maria Helldore 🎃👻♒🚩 @mariathaldore.bsky.social · 16h
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dumbcat @dumbcat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
win by doing nothing
meditating monk: i will not play ai video game
reply: and it will cost the dev $1000/day to run empty servers
surprised monk: per day?!
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Alicia Haddick/アリシア @aliciahaddick.com · 8h
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Alicia-san (@socialanigirl), who wrote the article currently drawing attention among Japanese indie game creators, interviewed us when Schrödinger's Call first appeared at BitSummit. I am truly grateful to her. I've read her articles in English-language media, and I am so impressed by how she introduces Japanese pop and subculture in a way that truly resonates with Western readers. She has also written for The Japan Times about "2.5D theater," a theatrical culture that stages adaptations of Japanese manga and anime. "2.5D" holds deep significance in my own career. In fact, it was Nelke Planning, a stage production company and pioneer of "2.5D," that brought me to Kyoto in the first place. If I hadn't moved to Kyoto, I wouldn't have made games, and Schrödinger's Call certainly wouldn't exist. (That's a long story for another time, though.)Back to the article: much of the Japanese pop and subculture known overseas actually consists of works that were already famous within Japan. They reached their current status through the passionate efforts of dedicated overseas fans who researched and shared them, along with Japanese companies expanding globally, much like Godzilla or Mario. On the other hand, there are countless indie games in Japan that are still relatively unknown domestically, yet have a distinct and undeniable presence in the Japanese indie game scene. To borrow the article's phrasing, these are certainly not games that will "go viral" overnight. But rest assured, an increasing number of us Japanese indie creators are working hard to learn English and taking on the challenge of appealing to both domestic and international audiences at once. For creators like us, journalists like Alicia-san, who understand Japan and share it with the world, are incredibly important. Thank you so much for writing such a wonderful article.
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Erin Returns From The Grave 🦇🖤🦇 @woodaba.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
while i enjoy the final fantasy resonance wine conceptually i do think it is but a pale shadow of the way final fantasy used to move, where lightning was modelling menswear for prada from the stately manor in valhalla where she conspired to kill her sister
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 19h
the "you can't avoid AI, it's in all software now" argument might be true for infrastructure, where we have limited agency over the platforms and systems that make up our society, but is hilariously untrue for video games, a completely optional and easily ignored part of all of our lives
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
clearly you haven't forsaken all earthly desires
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🪨 Geop! 🪨 @mrgeop.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
As is usual with Square titles, I question quality of this port
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Katie Tiedrich @katietiedrich.bsky.social · 20h
one part of me understands that shredded cheese will stay mold-free for longer if you only ever pour it out of the bag instead of sticking your hand in, and the other part of me is already clutching a fistful of mozzarella
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Steve Lieber --> Bedrock City Comic Con @stevelieberart.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Frank Frazetta shirtless outside in an armchair, posing with his palette and the original art for the Fire & Ice poster. Behind him Eleanor Frazetta poses in a bikini on a Honda dirtbike.
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Peter Paltridge @peterpaltridge.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
What can you say? This was the definite winner they will never top. Also one of the best things I've seen at any PRGE #PRGE #PRGE2026
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Nome @nome.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
"ADHD label risks lifelong harm to children." If you don't label the disorder, then what we will be labelled instead is "Lazy." "Underachiever." "Doesn't live up to their potential." "Bad student." Those labels come with pain, shame, and abuse. The ADHD label comes with a chance for support.
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 20h
i could never call it good, in a moral sense, since it is a decision wholly motivated by profit & the same people would be selling happy meals with swastikas on the side if that's what their economic calculations told them to do. but it is a useful weathervane
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Carol Danvers: TONY!
Ultron: STAY YOUR HAND, MS MARVEL. TONY STARK IS SAFE, FOR NOW. I, ULTRON, HAVE TAKEN OVER HIS EXTREMIS ARMOR AND RESHAPED IT FOR MY PURPOSES.
Carol Danvers: Did you make it look like a naked woman for any particular reason?
Ultron: AS WITH ALL THINGS ULTRON, IT IS AN ATTEMPT TO WIN HANK PYM'S LOVE AND/OR MURDER HIM.
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This is the phone they use in a movie where the villain wears a double-breasted suit and has mining rights in the asteroid belt
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kc @allaganeyes.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
lightning spending $$$$$$$ on makeup and kuja trying out the samples…oo i love them
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Shivam Bhatt @shivambhatt.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Grand Theft Automata
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Wezz, Roe Healer @paragonred.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Didn't even notice Leofard at first, too busy staring at Bera big naturals
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Ant @agramuglia.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
So Danny Trejo was manipulated and tricked into being in Ben Shapiro's newest film. Holy shit.
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Qsy @qsy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It's clobbering time !! #weapon #art
A mighty selection of five beat sticks. The first is an arming axe with a scalloped bit and generally made of blackened still on a leather wrapped wood handle. The second one is a flanged mace made entirely of blued steel, with a cord wrapped handle bracketed by two small disc guards. The third one is a warhammer with a steel head made up of a long piercing pike on one side and a two-pronged fork-looking hammer on the other. It is held on a wood handle with gilded fittings, and the grip is made of a richly dyed leather. The fourth beat stick is a long pole hammer topped with a spear head, with two curved quillions sprouting off the half way point of the haft which itself is reinforced for most of its length by a languette. Every bit of metal is browned with age and patina as well as featuring the occasional spot of rust. The last one is a Napoleonic sapper axe but medievalised for her pleasure. It features a long axe bit made of polished steel, with a stout spike on the reverse side, mounted on a beefy wooden handle decorated with brass studs and fittings, the later being embossed with lettering.
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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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LaurenWalshArt @laurenwalshart.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Use reference. I’m serious. I get it that somehow you or someone convinced you that using reference is “cheating.” It’s not. You are just hindering yourself.
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Catrina, CEO of Ventress @ohcatrina.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I posted this about six hours ago on Threads and it took off. Tons of comments and not a single hurtful one in sight. Not one threat. Nothing. I know it’s just one post, but with those bot farms blown to smithereens, my online experience has improved tenfold
A thread on the Threads app by Catrina it begins with the text that reads: While the bots are away: Women are the best thing about Star Wars. The story, the fandom, the legacy. Star Wars would not be what it is today without women.
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Crispy-Ghee✨️ @crispy-ghee.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I watched Raising Arizona last night for the first time and Nic Cage's look is kind of amazing in it. Anyway, have a suuuper fuckin quick H.I. McDunnough #art #niccage #raisingarizona
🍳 A quick digital sketch of H.I. McDunnough from The Coen Brothers movie Raising Arizona as played by Nic Cage. He has wild hair, sideburns, and a mustache, sad eyes, and a blue button up shirt with a loud print of bottles on it.
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