𝔟𝔦𝔤 𝔤𝔦𝔯𝔩 @papersarah.bsky.social · 22hthe number of apple stickers I have eaten in my life is unbelievable 000
𝔟𝔦𝔤 𝔤𝔦𝔯𝔩 @papersarah.bsky.social · 06/10/2026when people ask me how I am. it’s like, it’s good! I have a home again. but also there have been instances recently where I have taken Gravol recreationally, so 000
𝔟𝔦𝔤 𝔤𝔦𝔯𝔩 @papersarah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026opposite app time limit where you have to spend 2h on tiktok daily or your phone blows up killing you instantly 000
𝔟𝔦𝔤 𝔤𝔦𝔯𝔩 @papersarah.bsky.social · 17/09/2026so far responses have been, “you’re the best”, “aw I really appreciate that” and a woman asking where she can stay connected with me and my art 010
𝔟𝔦𝔤 𝔤𝔦𝔯𝔩 @papersarah.bsky.social · 17/09/202610mg of lisdexamphetamine makes me really good at customer service 100
𝔟𝔦𝔤 𝔤𝔦𝔯𝔩 @papersarah.bsky.social · 14/09/2026they’ve started playing lobotomy music while you board the plane so people don’t start clawing at each other 000
𝔟𝔦𝔤 𝔤𝔦𝔯𝔩 @papersarah.bsky.social · 11/09/2026once I asked some coworkers how I can look like espeon and they said I already did. this and the feeling of getting my hair washed by a stranger make me want to fight for this earth 001
𝔟𝔦𝔤 𝔤𝔦𝔯𝔩 @papersarah.bsky.social · 10/09/2026overthinking on vyvanse is like swimming with flippers 000
𝔟𝔦𝔤 𝔤𝔦𝔯𝔩 @papersarah.bsky.social · 09/09/2026babe I can’t talk right now. I’m looking at my camera roll 000
𝔟𝔦𝔤 𝔤𝔦𝔯𝔩 @papersarah.bsky.social · 30/08/2026girl with an N on the highway texting, vaping, and looking at me while I’m trying to scold her with my eyes. at least I waited to get my full license before I use my phone while drivi 000
𝔟𝔦𝔤 𝔤𝔦𝔯𝔩 @papersarah.bsky.social · 30/08/2026once I got triple flagged leaving Pearson International because they saw two Commander decks and a magic wand in my luggage. I made the attendant tell me why and then we both smirked when she did 000
𝔟𝔦𝔤 𝔤𝔦𝔯𝔩 @papersarah.bsky.social · 29/08/2026*adds an hour and twenty minute long podcast into the Spotify jam* 010
𝔟𝔦𝔤 𝔤𝔦𝔯𝔩 @papersarah.bsky.social · 28/08/2026some days I’d like to be a beautiful girl and some days I’m just trying not to get ham water in my bandaid 000
𝔟𝔦𝔤 𝔤𝔦𝔯𝔩 @papersarah.bsky.social · 26/08/2026the old white dude patron who just touched my hip as he walked by me is lucky I’m on beta blockers rn. beta blockers BLOCKED me from CLOCKING this BETA 000
𝔟𝔦𝔤 𝔤𝔦𝔯𝔩 @papersarah.bsky.social · 10/08/2026watching house md like….. …. . what. is WRONg with this girl ???????????? 000
𝔟𝔦𝔤 𝔤𝔦𝔯𝔩 @papersarah.bsky.social · 01/08/2026it’s always, “if I had a supercharger on this car” and never, “I’ll wait my turn” 000
𝔟𝔦𝔤 𝔤𝔦𝔯𝔩 @papersarah.bsky.social · 18/07/2026lots of beautiful, full-figured women in the shop today 000
𝔟𝔦𝔤 𝔤𝔦𝔯𝔩 @papersarah.bsky.social · 09/07/2026i’m a scientist and my invention is bath so hot you dry instantaneously upon standing 000
𝔟𝔦𝔤 𝔤𝔦𝔯𝔩 @papersarah.bsky.social · 17/06/2026commenting “performative” on my ex’s wedding pictures from over five years ago 010
𝔟𝔦𝔤 𝔤𝔦𝔯𝔩 @papersarah.bsky.social · 08/02/2026underwire feels like armour, titty breastplate, protected and perky on the battlefield of life 000
Reposted by 𝔟𝔦𝔤 𝔤𝔦𝔯𝔩Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 12/12/2025a murderer goes to murder me but with each stab i strategically move my body so that he hits several acupuncture points, making me feel amazing 151208296
𝔟𝔦𝔤 𝔤𝔦𝔯𝔩 @papersarah.bsky.social · 02/01/2026what does it mean when your sternum starts cracking every day 000
Reposted by 𝔟𝔦𝔤 𝔤𝔦𝔯𝔩mave @mave.bsky.social · 28/12/2025Probably the worst part of being a mouse is having to act happy about sleeping in a sardine can 317136
𝔟𝔦𝔤 𝔤𝔦𝔯𝔩 @papersarah.bsky.social · 14/12/2025please. if you are able—do not vocalize in the public bathroom 000
𝔟𝔦𝔤 𝔤𝔦𝔯𝔩 @papersarah.bsky.social · 04/12/2025in a world devoid of inherent meaning all I know is that I live to be weird in the work gc 000
𝔟𝔦𝔤 𝔤𝔦𝔯𝔩 @papersarah.bsky.social · 03/12/2025when gmail is like “do you wanna unsubscribe from these guys? you haven’t opened one of their emails in a while…” I understand why dudes boink their secretaries 000
𝔟𝔦𝔤 𝔤𝔦𝔯𝔩 @papersarah.bsky.social · 21/11/2025I love and understand people except people who moan in the public washroom 000
𝔟𝔦𝔤 𝔤𝔦𝔯𝔩 @papersarah.bsky.social · 20/11/2025living alone is eating nuts in bed, totally reclined, thinking “if I fuck this up the whole thing ends right here” 000
𝔟𝔦𝔤 𝔤𝔦𝔯𝔩 @papersarah.bsky.social · 19/11/2025starting the day with a vaginal swab done by a male doctor I could physically dominate 010
𝔟𝔦𝔤 𝔤𝔦𝔯𝔩 @papersarah.bsky.social · 05/11/2025developing a parasocial relationship with the hand cream brand Working Hands. developing a dependence. developing a romantic and sexual relationship with Working Hands 000
Reposted by 𝔟𝔦𝔤 𝔤𝔦𝔯𝔩dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 27/10/2025i want my friends to remember me fondly. and my enemies to remember me as The Creature 5580165
Reposted by 𝔟𝔦𝔤 𝔤𝔦𝔯𝔩s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 02/06/2025I’ve been watching our kelp forests decline across my lifetime and it makes me very sad because kelp is cool as hell and supports a lot of marine life so I made a quilt about it. 522962485
𝔟𝔦𝔤 𝔤𝔦𝔯𝔩 @papersarah.bsky.social · 31/05/2025I need a PT job so I have permission from mommy (me) to get more tattoos and pamper my old car 000
Reposted by 𝔟𝔦𝔤 𝔤𝔦𝔯𝔩gita “the formalist” jackson @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social · 12/05/2025Anyone that uses AI in any capacity cannot say SHIT to me about astrology 1448840
𝔟𝔦𝔤 𝔤𝔦𝔯𝔩 @papersarah.bsky.social · 12/05/2025tfw you slam two taco bell cheesy beef gordita crunches and then sob to Hilary Duff’s So Yesterday. all while behind the wheel 000
𝔟𝔦𝔤 𝔤𝔦𝔯𝔩 @papersarah.bsky.social · 10/05/2025Chopped but with the contents of my fridge. oat milk, cabbage, moldy hummus, Solensia 010
𝔟𝔦𝔤 𝔤𝔦𝔯𝔩 @papersarah.bsky.social · 08/05/2025I used to be ambitious enough to want to go to Oxford. today I squint directly into the sun, forgetting my sunglasses sit atop my echoing skull 000
Reposted by 𝔟𝔦𝔤 𝔤𝔦𝔯𝔩Ron-Paul Sartre @dopaminenjoyer.bsky.social · 08/05/2025me and the boys are succumbing to evil tonight 1365
Reposted by 𝔟𝔦𝔤 𝔤𝔦𝔯𝔩ghoulish gosh @woodencube.bsky.social · 04/05/2025I put a sour patch kid in the sea monkey tank and they are going crazy. Huge event for them 0334
Reposted by 𝔟𝔦𝔤 𝔤𝔦𝔯𝔩lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 04/05/2025Friend: don’t get any ideas Me, who never has any ideas: hey fuck you 860545
