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Alfredo Pantoja

@pantoja.bsky.social
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Software developer. Originally from Chicago, now spend most of my time in #Mexico and #Colombia. Film, NBA, and fine beverage lover. #ruby #shopify #ecommerce

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 9h
Donald Trump is notorious for suing people for defamation. And yet he has never sued anyone for defamation who accused him of being a pedophile. Trump is notorious for never letting go of a grudge. And yet he never mentions the men who supposedly tried to assassinate him. He'll never admit why.
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Amyville Hoyrror @amyhoy.bsky.social · 5h
and that’s ontology
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Al is conscious people be like "How can you know with certainty that the stripper isn't in love with me? From a functional perspective, how would her behavior differ if she were in love with me?"
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 7h
They both did it.
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 8h
Nothing has ever been more real than Russian collusion
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 13/10/2026
You know, the thing is, I had drafted this piece a month ago, and then never published it, because I thought maybe it was too mean.
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 11h
It’s more or less not a story anymore that the nation’s capital is under military occupation
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 13h
People are claiming that Elon Musk messed with Starlink in Ukraine because Trump asked him. I think a more likely reason is that Ukraine damaging Russian data centers embarrassed Elon by showing how many of his Twitter followers are nonexistent and how much traffic on Twitter is driven by bots.
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 13h
Two Ivankas
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
obvi
marisa tomei in my cousin vinny in the courtroom scene with the studded eggplant outfit with the shoulder pads
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
You could impeach Trump every day for a year, have a different charge each time, and have a slam dunk case that would have removed any other President.
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Grumpy-ish Brian🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇮🇪 @brian770.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
What I like about what he does is demand they disavow Nazism and refuses to let them dodge it. Republicans won’t denounce it but they also won’t fully support it
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
At some point we also have to deal with the fact that one of the two parties is openly hostile to democracy. If you have to win big every election or else the country falls into despotism we're all just playing Russian roulette every few years
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Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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That's Not How It Works! That's Not How Any Of This Works!
ALT: That's Not How It Works! That's Not How Any Of This Works!
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Shut up!
"GE warns its toaster may grow human arms and shoot you with a gun" Ok that sounds like their fault. They should do something about that
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Randy Au @randyau.com · 13/10/2026
I'm dying laughing at how the cat has conformed to her flower shaped bed today
A white cat is sleeping curled up in a med that has five fluffy white lobes of a flower petal, the cat has half her face peeking upwards and otherwise has filled the pentagonal space in the center of the bed completely
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Introvert Problems @introvertproblems.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Just a reminder of how gentle the DoJ treated Trump. They realized he stole the most sensitive secrets the nation possesses. They begged him to give them back for months. He refused. Moved them around. Destroyed evidence. Then they went and gently retrieved (some of) them.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 12/10/2026
It’s that time of year for my 2010 joke.
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Whatever accountability regime Democrats are developing must include Musk and his DOGE crimes
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
i’ll be saying “tiffany you have raging boners too” for years from this day forward to zero effect but idc
Tiffany Fong @TiffanyFong 
wild that dudes just wake up with raging boners.

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Tiffany you have raging boners too.
Women experience clitoral tumescence during REM sleep, often referred to as the "morning bean”
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Bluesky Fanatic @blueskyfanatic.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Joseph William Marek @j-w-marek.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Bluesky Fanatic @blueskyfanatic.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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👣Coco👣 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 @nortygirl.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
If you asked people in 2016 “what would prove Trump’s allegiance to Putin beyond any shadow of a doubt?” they would have said “if Russia invaded a sovereign neighbor and Trump took Russia’s side.”
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I keep reading that there have been no public executions in the United States for decades. Not true.
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🦋💔🇺🇸SEB🇺🇸💔🦋 @sebastiangarof5.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
F_ck ICE
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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Let me see if I understand this . . . 1. The U.S. is at war with Iran. 2. Russia is helping Iran in that war. 3. The U.S. is now giving Russia money that it can use to help Iran destroy U.S. bases and kill U.S. troops. Donald is smart & patriotic like that.
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God @thegodshow.com · 10/10/2026
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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It’s simple to figure out at this point, he’s a Russian asset. Thank you for your attention to this treason.
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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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carolmac80💙🌈☮️🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇸🇺🇦🧿🌊 @carolmac80.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The American white collar workforce started working from home three days a week for like six months a year into COVID and executives so thoroughly lost their minds over this that they installed Trump II. If anything, AI will create the 7-day workweek.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 08/10/2026
the reason “AI will create so much abundance we will have a utopian society” rhetoric falls so flat is that the people building it will never, ever share their bounty unless it is taken from them and we all know it
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Sven-Erik Volberg @volberg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Lauren Dracula 🧛‍♀️ @beavisetc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We have been living in the Black Hole Sun video for about a decade now
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JeffTrnka @jefftrnka.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh brother.
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Robinson Meyer @robinsonmeyer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
major democracies electing far-right populist governments
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It really feels like 45% of the world wishes to watch it all burn to the ground
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Exactly 😤😡
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