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pandathletic @pandathletic.eurosky.social · 14/09/2026

By now the far right (SD) placed 3rd, which is way too high indeed, but also worse than expected so it's at least a small good sign. The left-wing majority is soooo tight though.

Sweden general election preliminary results at 94% votes counted. The top three parties listed are Social democrats at 28.1%, Moderates at 19.9%, and Sweden democrats (far right) at 17.6%. The left-wing parties as a block get a tiny majority in the parliament of 176 seats against 173 for the right-wing block.

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pandathletic @pandathletic.eurosky.social · 07/09/2026

OMFG look what JUST happened! I think you're right!! Can't even pass that test 😭 Damn I've been living the lie for all those years. Good you put an end to it. Thank you 🙏

Failed Cloudfare "Quick security check", proving beyond reasonable doubt that I am in fact not human. Whether a sloppy AI chatbot or a panda remains to be seen though 🤔

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pandathletic @pandathletic.eurosky.social · 10/08/2026

Is it real that this shit contains Bromelain? Because that would be a bit too funny. The fact that nobody knows if it does anything is top notch :chef-kiss-emoji:

Extract from WebMD article on bromelain.

What is bromelain used for?
Bromelain is used for various reasons, although its benefits are not well defined. Some common reasons that people use bromelain include the following.

Indigestion
Muscle soreness after exercise
Osteoarthritis
Sinus infections
To improve blood flow

Note: The FDA has not reviewed bromelain for safety and effectiveness.

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pandathletic @pandathletic.eurosky.social · 02/06/2026

I've cancelled posts over jokes too silly even by my standards (they are very low), unfortunate poor timing, high probability of misinterpretation, overly unhinged replies to stupidity, obscure brain farts nobody would get, being interrupted mid sentence, and the lack of space to use an Oxford comma

Screenshot of the text of this post before shipping it off to the world, showing 0 characters left and a missing period at the end of the post. Kudos to the person doing that with alt text too!

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pandathletic @pandathletic.eurosky.social · 22/04/2026

Leaving the drone scenario to when it becomes reality, what explains the number of school shootings in the US then if not the guns? Do you at least agree it's an issue? I know you don't care about other countries but still... And 2024 alone was ~50 in US 🤷

List of countries ranked by number of school shootings between 2009-2018.

USA - 288
Mexico - 8
...

This doesn't include 2024 with ~50 in the US alone.

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pandathletic @pandathletic.eurosky.social · 21/04/2026

Let's screenshot her into irrelevance. Now if you'll excuse me I'll be boiling some water to serve the FBI tea when they show up.

A screenshot of a screenshot of a twitter screenshot that is not supposed to be screenshot at the risk of getting a police report.

The screenshot in question is of a post from the seemingly charming MAGA Michelle S, warning that "I will be filing Police Reports against anyone that takes a screenshot of my Twitter posts.

This is a warning to all liberals. Take a screenshot and you will be getting a visit from the State Police and FBI."

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pandathletic @pandathletic.eurosky.social · 16/04/2026

Obviously this has nothing to do with you personally because you're such an exceptional human being who will always have control over your adrenaline since you got all that training. Speaking of things that are not difficult for most people to understand

List of developed countries and their gun homicide rate (from the everytown research)

All countries have a rate < 1, while the US differs significantly with a 4.4 rate

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pandathletic @pandathletic.eurosky.social · 04/03/2026

Definitely something broken 😳

Search results for bluesky accounts named broken banker with three results including 2 copycats using sophisticated techniques like adding an r or a 0 at the end of the handle.

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pandathletic @pandathletic.eurosky.social · 31/12/2025

Our brave Vittorio in a few years... www.smbc-comics.com/comic/anythi...

3 panel coming from Saturday morning breakfast cereal.

Panel 1: a serious looking man (presumably our man Vittorio) claims "I would do *anything* for my kids"

Panel 2: a little girl (Vittorio's daughter in a few years no doubt) shows our man an iPad looking device that says "buy our stuff", and asks: "Dad, wanna hear me talk about YouTube videos?"

Panel 3: our man Vittorio, realising he doesn't actually want to do the bullshit he claims, rephrases his earlier statement to "I would do *many* things for my kids"

I bet that still doesn't include running the laundry you idiot.

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pandathletic @pandathletic.eurosky.social · 25/12/2025

This list is incredible in more than one way but this one must be the winner 😲

REPORTS 7-INCH DILDO INSERTED INTO RECTUM WHEN IT ACCIDENTALLY WENT TOO FAR. HE ATTEMPTED TO USE PLIERS TO REMOVE IT. PLIERS STUCK TOO

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pandathletic @pandathletic.eurosky.social · 01/12/2025

A bit worried about opening any of those doors tbh

List of suggested related searches to an unknown query (it was "the science of mermaid reproduction"), that reads:
- mermaid reproductive system
- do mermaids have genitals
- mermaid reproduction reddit
- mermaid reproductive anatomy
- how would a mermaid reproduce
- do mermaids have pussys

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pandathletic @pandathletic.eurosky.social · 19/11/2025

Oh my goodness you managed step 2 of "how to draw an owl" flawlessly 😮

Visual tutorial of how to draw an owl in two steps. Step 1 consists of two circles on top of each other. Step 2 is an ultra detailed sketch of an owl perched on a branch looking directly at us with murderous intent. Or maybe it doesn't like alt-text that's too long. Traditionally the accompanying text is: Step 1. Draw some circles. Step 2. Draw the rest of the fucking owl.

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pandathletic @pandathletic.eurosky.social · 28/09/2025

@damnitjanet.bsky.social Damnit Janet I cannot wait to know the next chapter 😁

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pandathletic @pandathletic.eurosky.social · 25/09/2025

'merica: wtf you mean of course you shoot first and figure out what you've shot later!! That's the only way!!

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pandathletic @pandathletic.eurosky.social · 17/08/2025

Administrative failure #1: leaving sensitive documents on a hotel printer 🤦

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pandathletic @pandathletic.eurosky.social · 13/08/2025

Literally the next article in my TL. I'm on my way to either become insane trying to tell truth from BS, or automatically treat every bit of information as BS

Screenshot of my timeline, showing RandomWhiteGuy post about the Florida couple willing to wear a wire to catch Jesus-the-one-from-behind-KFC, followed by a NYT article about a man in Brooklyn pleading guilty to attempting to export 850 turtles.

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pandathletic @pandathletic.eurosky.social · 12/07/2025

Sorry guys no touching or you're out.

Two pairs of tongues (the tool). Not touching obviously.

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pandathletic @pandathletic.eurosky.social · 03/07/2025

Bluesky understands you very well. Spookingly well...

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pandathletic @pandathletic.eurosky.social · 24/06/2025

Haha same, I was wondering why I couldn't even search for the account 😂

JD Vance account blocked by a MAGA filter 😎

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pandathletic @pandathletic.eurosky.social · 10/06/2025

Even with that setting my TL is 70% about how Orange "Muted Word" Clown is making everything great 😮

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pandathletic @pandathletic.eurosky.social · 24/05/2025

I really want to like this but I really can't...

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pandathletic @pandathletic.eurosky.social · 15/05/2025

Some topics from a group of people thinking a lot about catastrophic scenarios...

Liat of topics from 80,000 hours website, including fun topics like:
Preventing an Al-related catastrophe
Catastrophic pandemics
Nuclear weapons
Great power war
Factory farming
Global priorities research
Building effective altruism
Improving decision making
The moral status of digital minds
Al-enabled power grabs
S-risks
Space governance
Risks of stable totalitarianism
Gradual disempowerment

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pandathletic @pandathletic.eurosky.social · 09/05/2025

Human-readable UI elements? In this economy?

Screenshot from a welcome modal on a website asking the visitor to self-identify as a personal or professional visitor. The text of headings, labels, and calls to action are variable names like "account-type:b2b" instead of natural language like "Professional".

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pandathletic @pandathletic.eurosky.social · 09/05/2025

The bluesky algorithm has clearly achieved another milestone as it: 1. Managed to identify content that's not about the Pope 2. Discovered my secret love for microwave jokes 😮

Screenshot of two consecutive skeets, one from Multitude Container saying "I can't put metal in the microwave? Buddy, the INSIDE OF THE MICROWAVE is made of metal. What aren't they telling us" and the second from mindflakes saying "Some problems can only be solved by grabbing a microwave by the power cord and swinging it in big circles around your head".

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pandathletic @pandathletic.eurosky.social · 09/03/2025

See child? If you behave all your life, you may be rewarded by assisting kids with their science experiments. Essentially becoming a teacher for all eternity.