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Occasional silly thoughts to boost your shitscrolling experience

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pandathletic @pandathletic.eurosky.social · 20/09/2026
Who takes their vitamins supplement together with pizza to trick their body into thinking it's extra nutritious? No *I* would not do that, just wondering for science.
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pandathletic @pandathletic.eurosky.social · 19/09/2026
This is insane to me. Your dad is a billionaire, and made sure you and your kids and their kids never have to worry about anything ever, without having to do anything. The smart move is to have fun and say thank you, not throw said dad off a cliff FFS what's wrong with those fuckers??!?! 🤬
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Succession, Power, and Suspicion: The Unraveling of the Mango Dynasty – Family Business Insight
But months later, the case took a dramatic and deeply unsettling turn.
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pandathletic @pandathletic.eurosky.social · 18/09/2026
Lying, enriching his family by stealing, starting wars, raping children, all that and more wasn't enough, but the price of oil might finally trigger a reaction? Maybe?
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pandathletic @pandathletic.eurosky.social · 16/09/2026
Diesel is 43% up from July in Sweden, I'd like a big round of go fuck yourself to the orange cunt, thank you very much!!
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pandathletic @pandathletic.eurosky.social · 14/09/2026
Sunny and fresh Monday morning in Stockholm. The far right did worse than expected in the general election. Feeling hopeful for a sec.
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pandathletic @pandathletic.eurosky.social · 11/09/2026
What's wrong with those people seriously 😠 "Eight years ago, the conservative prime minister Ulf Kristersson promised a Holocaust survivor he would never form a government with the far right. [...] Now Kristersson is promising the far right cabinet positions."
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pandathletic @pandathletic.eurosky.social · 06/09/2026
🎶 hello anger my old friend 🎶 GTFO imma kill you motherfucker
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pandathletic @pandathletic.eurosky.social · 26/08/2026
I know one guy who's fuming at all the praise Dolly Parton is receiving and the sadness her passing brings to people, while knowing his own checking out will be celebrated with mockery and pure joy.
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pandathletic @pandathletic.eurosky.social · 17/08/2026
"Some systems are down"? Bluesky be like Mitch apparently
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pandathletic @pandathletic.eurosky.social · 10/08/2026
I have the impression this Taylor fellow isn't all that great at farming 🤔
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pandathletic @pandathletic.eurosky.social · 05/08/2026
Eureka!! I finally have the perfect comeback for this argument I had in 2006. Oh boy am I going to destroy you my friend when I get my hands on a time machine mwahaha 😈
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pandathletic @pandathletic.eurosky.social · 01/08/2026
OP: look how good this carrot looks! Replies: how dare you trash cucumbers you dipshit go die in a ditch! 🤷
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pandathletic @pandathletic.eurosky.social · 29/06/2026
Sometimes I miss the blessed time where we only ran the dishwasher only once a day
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pandathletic @pandathletic.eurosky.social · 18/06/2026
So the alleged greatest country in the world is at the stage of cops intending to kill people over alleged shoplifting accusations. 👏👏👏 How about we pause all that winning for a sec shall we? 🤔
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pandathletic @pandathletic.eurosky.social · 15/06/2026
It bothers me so much that we evolved to the point of knowing what happened milliseconds after the weirdest cosmic event that happened 13.8 billion years ago, but we can't get along with people living next door. I mean what are we even trying to achieve here.
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pandathletic @pandathletic.eurosky.social · 15/06/2026
Hey bozos!! If you vote for me I promise to enrich myself to levels never thought possible while giving exactly 0 fuck about any of you!! Bozos: *run to the street doing the helicopter with their dick, end up getting knocked out by walking on a rake on the front yard, silly cartoon music playing*
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pandathletic @pandathletic.eurosky.social · 08/06/2026
Seems nobody in the US administration thought that hosting the world cup would attract people from around the world. Who could have guessed 🤷 Where are all those foreigners coming from suddenly omg omg better not let them in!! Good it turns out not THAT many made the trip.
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pandathletic @pandathletic.eurosky.social · 04/06/2026
How many libs have truly been owned since 2024 anyway? And what a tale for your grandkids.. Old magat: Back then we went to war, killed thousands, impoverished millions, brought back ancient diseases, renounced science.. Kid: wait why?? - To drink the tears of libs of course! - Did you? - stfu
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pandathletic @pandathletic.eurosky.social · 29/05/2026
BREAKING: marine biologists can't explain why 100s of orcas appear to be currently heading toward Seattle...
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pandathletic @pandathletic.eurosky.social · 09/05/2026
So we did get the aliens files before the Epstein ones after all uh? I wonder what that means... 🤷 That's not true I don't wonder at all
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pandathletic @pandathletic.eurosky.social · 05/05/2026
If a murder of crows murders a crow, where in the name of Fuck are the Epstein files?
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pandathletic @pandathletic.eurosky.social · 28/04/2026
More like the no-balls room amirite
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pandathletic @pandathletic.eurosky.social · 27/04/2026
Just wanted to acknowledge for a sec that sustaining 2:40 - 2:55 min/km for 2h is INSANE!! Hat's off to Sebastian Sawe, and big respect to Yomif Kejelcha for finishing sub 2h as well. What a performance 🤩
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pandathletic @pandathletic.eurosky.social · 26/04/2026
If anything we should get the rhetoric upper
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pandathletic @pandathletic.eurosky.social · 26/04/2026
The fun thing is when there is a real attempt everyone will be like yeah yeah yeah sure whatevs.. I wish there was a simple story teaching children not to do that 🤔
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pandathletic @pandathletic.eurosky.social · 22/04/2026
Me: As everyone knows, I'm an extraordinarily brilliant person. Interviewer: You could have said you didn't understand the role description.
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pandathletic @pandathletic.eurosky.social · 21/04/2026
Let's screenshot her into irrelevance. Now if you'll excuse me I'll be boiling some water to serve the FBI tea when they show up.
A screenshot of a screenshot of a twitter screenshot that is not supposed to be screenshot at the risk of getting a police report.

The screenshot in question is of a post from the seemingly charming MAGA Michelle S, warning that "I will be filing Police Reports against anyone that takes a screenshot of my Twitter posts.

This is a warning to all liberals. Take a screenshot and you will be getting a visit from the State Police and FBI."
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pandathletic @pandathletic.eurosky.social · 15/04/2026
Can we call it popesplaining? #popesplaining anyone?
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pandathletic @pandathletic.eurosky.social · 14/04/2026
Thanks all for all the doctor jokes today, that really brings joy to the TL 😂
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pandathletic @pandathletic.eurosky.social · 12/04/2026
See 2026? You actually CAN bring some good news!!
ground.news
Viktor Orbán concedes Hungarian election to challenger Péter Magyar, ending his 16 years in power
Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orban has conceded the election and has called center-right challenger Peter Magyar to congratulate him on his victory on Sunday after partial results put his Tisza par...
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pandathletic @pandathletic.eurosky.social · 08/04/2026
Not sure about you but I'm getting tired of the world balance depending on the brain farts of poorly written sitcom characters.
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pandathletic @pandathletic.eurosky.social · 06/04/2026
The way it looks he's not going to pop off by pressing a trigger from inside a bunker, but by shouting Allahu Akbar and blowing himself up in a mall 😳
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pandathletic @pandathletic.eurosky.social · 31/03/2026
Yeah so if the USA could stop acting on the behalf of "the world" that would be great. Thanks, The world.
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pandathletic @pandathletic.eurosky.social · 26/03/2026
The great wall of China is not visible from space, but the airport lines due to ICE "helping" are*, proving the absolute superiority of the USA! *Unchecked fact
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pandathletic @pandathletic.eurosky.social · 20/03/2026
So let me get this straight. We are collectively fine with killing each other over made up stories, eating food that is essentially all plastic, and spending most of our day enslaved, so that ~20 dudes fulfill their childhood dream of being a king? Are we alright? Don't answer that.
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pandathletic @pandathletic.eurosky.social · 20/03/2026
Regular reminder to all MS365 users that there is a world out there that allows collaboration by default, where files sync correctly and are organized sensibly, and that generally when you click something, the thing freaking works immediately as you'd expect. Free yourself and seek that world!
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pandathletic @pandathletic.eurosky.social · 19/03/2026
42% increase in gas price compared to two weeks ago. Can the dipshit responsible hang by the balls already?!?!
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pandathletic @pandathletic.eurosky.social · 18/03/2026
Maybe not the most infuriating matter at the moment but the fact that there's a good chance he dies in office and not in prison is really upsetting.
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pandathletic @pandathletic.eurosky.social · 17/03/2026
When "oh I should check in Jira Align" is the first thing that comes to mind when trying to dig out a work item you've talked about earlier with a colleague, you really know that you've lost your humanity 😭
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pandathletic @pandathletic.eurosky.social · 13/03/2026
My big oil buddies are raking in the extra millions that you all pay for everyday may not be the leadership flex His Bigarsery thinks it is
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pandathletic @pandathletic.eurosky.social · 13/03/2026
Soon the weekend! Have a great one everyone, except to that 40 something dude who introduced crazy frog to my daughter's friend who then proceeded to infect the whole class. Not cool bro.
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pandathletic @pandathletic.eurosky.social · 11/03/2026
Mark Quashie is turning 60 this year and I wonder if he still likes to move it as much as he used to 🤔
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pandathletic @pandathletic.eurosky.social · 11/03/2026
Shits are way to expensive to be given out without careful consideration these days. And fucks are getting there rapidly too 😔
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pandathletic @pandathletic.eurosky.social · 06/03/2026
4 guys in their 80s play tennis double. 40% of serves score. 90% of returns score. Those stats are so impressive!! 🤩 The overall pace of the game is... Well.. very cute let's say 😊
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pandathletic @pandathletic.eurosky.social · 03/03/2026
Life in 2026 could be such a wonderful experience for all humans. We have the ingenuity and resources. If only we would put our lives in the hands of the demonstrably smartest and most benevolent people, instead of the demonstrably most stupid and egocentric among us. Just a fucking thought.
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pandathletic @pandathletic.eurosky.social · 26/02/2026
The best thing about going skiing with small kids is when one gets sick on day 2 and the rest of your holidays turns into an expensive surprise vomit bootcamp 🙌
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pandathletic @pandathletic.eurosky.social · 25/02/2026
Congratulations to President Harris for a rallying SOTU speech. She embraced strength in difference and pragmatic optimism. A challenging exercise as she faces criticism for her latest policies. What? Did I post in the wrong timeline again?
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pandathletic @pandathletic.eurosky.social · 23/02/2026
I bet getting rid of the current US administration will feel like taking the boots off at the end of a ski day. Still feels painful and smelly but what a relief!
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pandathletic @pandathletic.eurosky.social · 22/02/2026
We are really getting closer to the bunker scene aren't we
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pandathletic @pandathletic.eurosky.social · 21/02/2026
At this point asking the US AG to abide by the law is like asking a tp roll to do the dishes. Pointless and ridiculous.
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