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@pandariots.bsky.social
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Master of Twisted Fist style.

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
MILFS in YOUR area have gone SILENT. our SCREENS are showing NOTHING. we don't KNOW where they WENT
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Slayerfest 98: A Queer Podcast @slayerfestx98.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Agreed
Clips from the final scenes of the X-Men 97 opening credits with a post pasted on top that says “x-men 97 needs to replace the Skip Intro with a Repeat Intro button”
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THE NEXT DOOR ~ INDESTRUCTIBLE~ feat.FLO RIDA @rchimp.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
me in bed thinking about what i can do at 2 in the morning:
[stroke the lacerax]
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Some people say we don’t build beautiful things anymore and, like, lol. Motherfuckers, we built this:
A graph from Our World In Data showing a precipitous drop in child mortality starting in the late 1800s going from an average of 48% to global rate of 27% in 1950 to the 2020 infant mortality rate of 4%, with some countries having a rate as low as 0.3%
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Pandariots @pandariots.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
That feeling when you poop such a poop that you feel accomplished like you finished a challenging book
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Pandariots @pandariots.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
I wish I were graphically inclined, I want to see a poster of Ilhan Omar in her fists-up pose with "MINNESOTANS SQUARE UP" underneath
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Pandariots @pandariots.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
My deepest secret is that I've had the phrase "fart in my cupped hands" on my mind for seven years
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Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Yup.
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Pandariots @pandariots.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Planning to spend a lot of this weekend designing an asteroid city. Anybody got any good names for a Belter bar?
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Ben @dungeonnoir.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
The Last Supper by Jean Giraud.
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Collie Cariad @colliecariad.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Breaking: Green smoke rising from the Sistine Chapel indicates the Papal Enclave has elected a new The Joker
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Today is the only day you can repost this.
May 5
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🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
mods are asleep eat from the forbidden tree
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Chris Thorburn @cbthorburn.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
SIMPLY HAVING A
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🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
17 year old longform joke to get people to say coq is perfect
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Pandariots @pandariots.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
For those of you who have slept with someone named Jim, did you ever try asking them for a jimjob?
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Dominic Tarason @dominictarason.com · 19/11/2024
The Game Awards will forever be a place where ads are aired and safe, commercially successful products are celebrated. Tell me, internets: What's a game that came out this year that means a lot to you, but is MILES from mainstream. Mine is Lorn's Lure. store.steampowered.com/app/1417930/...
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Lorn's Lure on Steam
An android is led through a vast structure by a glitch in his visual system. Lorn's Lure is an atmospheric narrative first-person platformer with novel climb-anything mechanics and modernized retro 3D...
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Pandariots @pandariots.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Video games are valuable in that they let us have a taste of experiences we don't get often enough in real life. For instance, accidentally getting a handy from an old Hawaiian sushi chef.
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Ed Balls @officialedballs.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Ed Balls
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Ncs_artist @artistncs.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
Tax Time!
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Pandariots @pandariots.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
Fine then, I'm going full anarcho-syndicalist.
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Pandariots @pandariots.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
When I get home, I'm going to have a nice big 8am whiskey and go to bed. I expect you all to have this squared away by the time I get up!
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suuu🥨수 @sumustard.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
chunli in white #春麗
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Pandariots @pandariots.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
How long do you think until investors realize only a tiny faction of weirdos actually wants this AI assistant shit?
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Pandariots @pandariots.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
It's funny, I am willing to extend empathy to villains of many stripes but if you are consistently late to things I would happily bounce your head off the bottom of hell and slam the manhole cover behind you.
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Pandariots @pandariots.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
I hope my demise arrives as I accidentally pull a plug on my back I never noticed my whole life and I just fully deflate into a wobbly pile making a rude fart noise for ten minutes straight. Turns out I was an inflatable tube man all along. Boy, that explains some things.
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TheSnarkyFarmer @thesnarkyfarmer.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
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Pandariots @pandariots.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
Did Italy push Alexandre Dumas into a mud puddle at some point? My man has no chill about this boot at all.
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Pandariots @pandariots.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
I took time off next week to do a fun party thing but it got cancelled so now I'll just have a super long weekend to bake blondies and watch Red Dawn and play Obra Din oh nooo woe is me
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Pandariots @pandariots.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
I don't post my cats enough so I'm gonna post my cats.
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Pandariots @pandariots.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
Princess Tomato you minx.
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Pandariots @pandariots.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
I need a non-corny name for a really angry tree spirit, stat!
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Pandariots @pandariots.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
I wish I had it in me to become a kind of Nerd Diogenese where I just run RPGs out of my barrel house and live on pizza crust and leftover Cheetos. I am cowed by the terrible responsibility of true freedom.
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🧬Pomatomaster - Sci-Fi Vtuber🚀 @pomatomaster.ca · 19/10/2024
DAY 4 OF THE POMATHON - Today we are playing Control for the first time! ⏩twitch.tv/pomatomaster #Vtuber #Control #Scifi
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