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@pandariots.bsky.social
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Master of Twisted Fist style.

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🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 18h
she widen on my gyre till i plague upon the earth
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Pandariots @pandariots.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
A very Al Bundy moment
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Pandariots @pandariots.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What, you want to have enough blood AND a brain that behaves? Greedy!
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Pandariots @pandariots.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Utter steal. While nothing will ever replace classic JA2 for a certain section of the audience, I felt like this did a bang-up job, I had a ton of fun.
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Pandariots @pandariots.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Pom's trilogy of product betrayal is almost complete, wait until she reads her daily multivitamin and sees it clearly states it causes endometriosis
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Pandariots @pandariots.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"Neutralize the violet vessel" next up in the internet's new favorite game "Balatro OR Astral Combat"
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Pandariots @pandariots.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
You don't get nearly enough credit for your unique blend of erotic monstrosity memes
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Pandariots @pandariots.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I have spent all my agreement budget on this statement
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
MILFS in YOUR area have gone SILENT. our SCREENS are showing NOTHING. we don't KNOW where they WENT
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Pandariots @pandariots.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
BIRTHDAY BUS DON'T STOP
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Pandariots @pandariots.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
It is a cold scientific certainty.
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Pandariots @pandariots.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Finally experiencing Lancer got me like
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Macross Missiles
ALT: Macross Missiles
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Slayerfest 98: A Queer Podcast @slayerfestx98.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Agreed
Clips from the final scenes of the X-Men 97 opening credits with a post pasted on top that says “x-men 97 needs to replace the Skip Intro with a Repeat Intro button”
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Pandariots @pandariots.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
One game lets you cast a spell called magic missile and do 1d4 damage. One game lets you initiate [CASTIGATE THE ENEMIES OF THE GODHEAD] and turn yourself into a nuclear hellstorm on top of your enemies. Hmm
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Pandariots @pandariots.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Mess with the Ghost, and get ridden.
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Pandariots @pandariots.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Add some grimace shake for IMMORTAL LIFE PLUS
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Pandariots @pandariots.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Once in a while we get something right.
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Pandariots @pandariots.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I keep hoping for a sequel. Bastille Day 2: Back to the Barricades
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Pandariots @pandariots.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Thanks for sharing them!
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Pandariots @pandariots.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
This universe owes us that much.
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Pandariots @pandariots.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I don't know where the bond between queer and mech was forged, but I do know it's exceptional.
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Pandariots @pandariots.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
But I need you to go back so I can experience this in motion without having to install Rivals myself. It's for the public good!
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Pandariots @pandariots.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Not even to yourself?
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Pandariots @pandariots.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Here is your apron, here are your tongs.
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Pandariots @pandariots.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Stop making me like jar jar you monster
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Pandariots @pandariots.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Now I want to see a scene where Batou and the Major investigate a crime scene while highlighting clues in AR and spamming "Fuuuck" to each other over DMs
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THE NEXT DOOR ~ INDESTRUCTIBLE~ feat.FLO RIDA @rchimp.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
me in bed thinking about what i can do at 2 in the morning:
[stroke the lacerax]
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Pandariots @pandariots.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Thank you blessed Fug
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Pandariots @pandariots.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Well, I know what I'm doing later.
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Pandariots @pandariots.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Much appreciated. Justified wailing and gnashing of teeth I can get anywhere! The straight dope on rad indie stuff is much harder to find.
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Pandariots @pandariots.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
That's a happy pig!
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Pandariots @pandariots.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Holy shit you have been COOKING. The popping asymmetrical color, the sick-ass polearm sword, it's sick!
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Pandariots @pandariots.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Holy hot damn.
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Pandariots @pandariots.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Yousa lookin bombad fine insa yousa varia suit
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Pandariots @pandariots.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
May you gather a rich harvest with our beautiful uggo
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Pandariots @pandariots.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Ain't no crit failure like a sanity crit failure. The dice say it's tragedy time!
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Pandariots @pandariots.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
In a medium where a lot of models are almost fractal-level intricate, I love how your model is deliberately big, simple shapes with only a few significant details. Also, it exudes raw animal magnetism.
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Pandariots @pandariots.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
It's the most expensive bid on nostalgia of the generation and not much more imo
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Pandariots @pandariots.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
"..."
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Pandariots @pandariots.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
The person off screen is Jar-jar, isn't it?
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Pandariots @pandariots.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
A bold new era is born
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Pandariots @pandariots.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
True art is rarely appreciated in its own time
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Pandariots @pandariots.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Finally, a real shot at vtuber beard sweat
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Pandariots @pandariots.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
You have never said a more true thing
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Pandariots @pandariots.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Holy hot damn
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Pandariots @pandariots.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Inside you there are two wolves and you should bite their steez asap
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Pandariots @pandariots.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Shindigs don't miss
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Pandariots @pandariots.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
It's no palace, it's a galaxy!
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Pandariots @pandariots.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Have you begun a ritual cleansing of your body and spirit to prepare your frail vessel for its new full-time occupation?
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Pandariots @pandariots.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
But maybe a kitten needs you!
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