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J. Cornelius #NoMoreSafeSeats

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I can't help about the shape I'm in, I can't sing, I ain't pretty, and my legs are thin. But don't ask me what I think of you, I might not give the answer that you want me to. Oh well.

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Micah Warren @micahwarren.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Oh, fantastic news. Don't worry, DOD is on top of it and will make any necessary corrections.
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Troops fighting against Iran and drug smugglers say they're being asked to violate international law
Organizations that help service members apply to leave the military as conscientious objectors are seeing a large increase in concerns over U.S. military strikes against alleged drug boats and targets...
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 25/08/2026
When we think about things that we need to smash into bits in order for none of this to happen ever again, American Exceptionalism needs to be on the list, right under (and conjoined with) white supremacy.
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Megan Fox @glassbottommeg.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Never gonna make jokes about Sun Tzu ever again. Turns out rich failsons really do need to be told things like "remember that not feeding your soldiers is bad." www.ms.now/money-power-...
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USS Lincoln wasn't resupplied because Hegseth 'hid' that Iran destroyed main U.S. base: Rohde
President Trump continues to say that Iran wants to make a deal to end the war and that the U.S. has control over the Strait of Hormuz. Meanwhile, the president downplayed concerns about the condition...
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
LOL, "distracted and detracted from the power of the message." What message? Democrats, as a party, don't have any "message" because their leadership (backed by vestiges like Axelrod) leap in to quash good messaging whenever it bubbles up. "With Natalie" has been a slam dunk with zero downside.
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busty pixie demon @0xafaebabe.gay · 19/08/2026
gonna throw this in the face of the next person who talks about male loneliness to me or any other bullshit about how boys need more support than anyone else, like it is actually very easy to not be this way
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Tech Policy Press @techpolicypress.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"An accessible tool does not have to be an intrusive one," writes Ariana Aboulafia of CDT. She argues Meta used disability rights as a Trojan horse for facial recognition that threatens the privacy of people with and without disabilities.
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For Meta’s Smart Glasses, Access Is An Afterthought
Tech companies are using accessibility as a smoke screen to obfuscate the risks of AI wearables, writes Ariana Aboulafia.
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Tamara Keel [Scary Remix] @tamslick.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Maybe putting group beatdowns entirely out of bounds as a norm-preserving method was a mixed blessing, because this chud needs to spend his sophomore-through-senior years looking at a locker door from the inside.
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Anomalous Jen @anomalouslibrarian.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
This is why my Dad taught me to throw a punch. Snap those pervert glasses on their perverted fucking faces. IDC that theyre minors, they can still <redacted>. Teach your girls how to physically defend themselves.
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Aaron Huertas @aaronhuertas.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
We have a major Democratic law firm, two major party committees, and two media outlets dead to rights suppressing research into how digital fundraising firms scam seniors and barely a peep from the national press corps or elected officials. A goddamn shame.
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mst3kharris @mst3kharris.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
It‘s Tim Ballard! The Operation Underground Railroad (seriously, that’s what he called it) guy who had a movie made about him that starred Jim Caviezel! That guy!
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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Eight months ago, This American Life sent reporters from Chicago to cover the protests and counter-protests outside the ICE facility in Portland. They chose Karlyn Borsynko to be their local guide to the world of Antifa. What they failed to mention is that KB self-identifies as a fascist.
This American Life
877 | December 19, 2025
The Making Of
How one block in Portland, Oregon became a movie-set war zone that lots of people think is a real war zone.Karlyn Borysenko, anti-comm... • X.com @DrKarlynB
I'm not actually fucking around when I say I'm a fascist.
Most people are not willing to do what is required to defeat the left.
Karlyn Borysenko, anti-communist cu... • .2h Fascist. By which I mean I would put communists in a concentration camp until I can deport them to a third world country, and ban the publication of their ideas.
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
picturing them trying to wheel trump out inside a giant cake like abdullah the butcher, getting stopped by security, accidentally adlibbing that the cake is "for a bar mitzvah"
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
They hate the troops
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Ketan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 04/08/2026
EV advocacy world really needs to contend with the fact that car companies are hell bent on making them into the most exhausting, enshittified, advertising-infected subscription model oversized junk tanks imaginable www.techspot.com/news/113327-...
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BMW is putting Spider-Man ads on your dashboard, after promising it never would
The promotion began on July 27, 2026, and is scheduled to run through August 10 across more than 70 markets. On supported vehicles, starting the car brings...
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Tom Joscelyn @tomjoscelyn.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
“In recent months, ICE has deployed a round-the-clock digital dragnet to scour the public internet—from Facebook to Instagram to X—for speech that could endanger the agency’s mission.” Speech. www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
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How ICE Is Weaponizing Social Media Against its Critics
Agency says its surveillance program searches for threats to agents, but critics see free-speech infringements.
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PlanetCarnival @planetcarnival.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Louis Armstrong was #BOTD this 125 years ago, which means that for half our republic's history, Americans had to live in a world without Satchmo😨 Jazz, the blues, and barbecue still give me hope, despite (gestures wildly) everything else.
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Struttin' With Some Barbecue - Louis Armstrong & His Hot Five (Kid Ory, Johnny Dodds)
YouTube video by Atticus Jazz
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
good lord though "Blasts during the fires, initially thought to be exploding gas cylinders, may have been World War Two explosives detonated by the heat, the local fire commander told local media." www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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France wildfires reveal hundreds of WW2 shells in village
Explosions heard in Le Porge as the wildfires raged are believed to have have been the old munitions.
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davidrlurie @davidrlurie.com · 04/08/2026
Mullin's being as brutal as possible in implementing Trump's mass deportation agenda. But his admission that some immigrants play a productive role in society has provoked an outcry in MAGA ranks, where portraying immigrants as anything other than a noxious drain on the society is impermissible.
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barbisblue @barbisblue.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
A 37-year-old Spokane, Washington, resident with a previous manslaughter conviction was arrested Monday in connection with the largest of the region’s three wildfires, which have displaced thousands of people and destroyed hundreds of structures, authorities said.
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Man accused of arson in the biggest of 3 major fires in Spokane, Washington
Aaron Farinacci, 37, was arrested late Monday afternoon in connection with the Old Trails Fire, the Spokane County sheriff said.
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Marty Lederman @martylederman.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
The @nytimes inexplicably continues to assert that "the Justice Department ... gave [Trump] the audit protection as part of a deal to end the lawsuit." Nope. It wasn't included in the "deal." It's a unilateral--and blatantly unlawful--decree by the Acting AG. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/03/b...
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Republicans Let Trump Keep Unparalleled Benefit: I.R.S. Immunity
The rebellion against Todd Blanche’s nomination to be attorney general, now seemingly contained, at no point fundamentally questioned President Trump’s new protections from the I.R.S.
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Phillips OBrien @phillipspobrien.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Latest piece: people often overlook one of the fundamental questions of war. How do you fund it. The Trump administration is actually facing real problems in each area (historically in one). Even if they wanted to escalate, they might not get the money for it. open.substack.com/pub/phillips...
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Do Not Forget That Wars Demand Money
I Doubt The US Can Afford To Escalate And Fight A Long War, Even If It Wanted To
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talia jane @taliajane.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Another person conducting ICE abductions in New Jersey has been identified: Mike Smith of Warrington, PA, described by Jersey Counterinfo as “41 years, is married, is a homeowner, has two children, and is a Disney Adult.” He evidently is a U.S. Marshal: jerseycounterinfo.noblogs.org/nj-ice-agent...
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Drew Harwell @drewharwell.com · 02/08/2026
New: We found 50 cops who misused Flock cameras and other license-plate readers for personal purposes, often to spy on their girlfriends or ex-wives. He "watched every single move I made. ... Who do you turn the chief of police in to?" wapo.st/3S6rTuo
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She left her ex. He secretly tracked her through a network of policing cameras.
Flock’s array of license-plate cameras was built to fight crime. But at least 50 law enforcement officers were charged with or accused of misusing it and other systems.
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Stephen Judkins @stephenjudkins.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
this absolute scumbag www.oregonlive.com/wildfires/20...
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Trump administration denies emergency funding for 2 Oregon wildfires
U.S. Sens. Ron Wyden and Jeff Merkley have sent a letter to the federal agency expressing frustration with the decision.
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Julie Stanton @seamuskitty.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
It Wasn’t a ‘Civil War.’ It Was the Slaveholders’ Rebellion. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/02/o...
nytimes.com
Opinion | The ‘Civil War’ Is a Lie. Let’s Call It the ‘Slaveholders’ Rebellion’ Again. (Gift Article)
To face our own history, we must be honest about it.
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Nancy Levine Stearns @nancylevinestearns.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
🧵 New ICE facility for kids set to open in Louisiana. To be run by 'nonprofit arm' of for-profit prison company. Former IRS attorney said first line of regulation is the state AG. Louisiana AG spox: “Nah... The AG fully supports the brave men and women of ICE." www.thequeenzone.com/a-private-pr...
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A private prison company will run new ICE children's facility--and IRS pros have questions
A tax-exempt nonprofit tied to a private prison company will operate a new ICE facility in Louisiana, prompting questions from a former IRS expert.
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👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
At some point we're going to learn that "pedo morphology" has a scientific basis, and this will be an appendix in the paper that proves it.
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Jonathan Overpeck @greatlakespecktwo.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
“Across the U.S., 44,004 wildfires have ignited so far this year, scorching more than 4.8 million acres…well above the 10-year-to-date averages of 34,340 fires and 3.63 million acres burned, marking the most active season at this point in the year since 2022” www.foxweather.com/weather-news...
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
This is a story about the President and several of his hand-picked appointees all committing crimes and blatantly lying to the public while stealing public funds and abusing the criminal justice system, but the NYTimes describes the situation like they're recapping a soap opera.
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Erik Loomis @erikloomis.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
This Day in Labor History: August 2, 1917. The Green Corn Rebellion breaks out in Oklahoma against American participation in World War I. Let's talk about rural socialist farmers rising up against a war they believed only helped the capitalists. Literally impossible to imagine this today!
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Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
That was fast. Google sent me a statement saying it is now “rolling back“ this AI feature after our demonstration and others from OSINT researchers www.404media.co/google-earth...
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Google Earth’s New AI Lets Anyone Fabricate Completely Bullshit Satellite Images
"Tonight I typed just one sentence into Google Earth and put refugees near the Mexican border. Then I planted a nuclear plant in Iran. Then I put a fatal crash on a street in Amsterdam."
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tomwellborn3rd @wellborn.net · 31/07/2026
Chris Wright told Congress under oath that politics played no role in canceling energy grants, then Trump's own lawyers admitted in court the grants were pulled solely on whether a state was blue. Even a Republican strategist called it unacceptable and said nobody can defend it.
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CNN rolls tape of Trump energy secretary appearing to lie to Congress
Secretary of Energy Chris Wright may have lied to Congress about the role politics played in cancelling energy grants to Democratic states, according to a CNN supercut that aired Friday.CNN’s Victor B...
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Here in Chicago, where we unfortunately know Rahm Emanuel well, we marvel at how he gets the national press to help him manufacture the myth that he's some sort of visionary. No one here forgets that his administration covered up a police murder.
Politico headlline: Rahm Emanuel on Why Democrats Keep Losing
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Brian Dunn@briandunn.bsky.social‬ @briandunn.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
On this day in 1970, Black Tot Day arrives, when the rum ration aboard Royal Navy ships is abolished. #NavalHistory
Sailors receiving their rum ration on HMS Royal Oak, 1916.
The rum ration was abolished in the Royal Navy on July 31, 1970.
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Memo Torres @eltragon.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
50th Death in ICE Custody Turned 29 while Dying of Medical Neglect Prisciliano Trejo Ricano 29-year-old Mexican Died July 24, 2026
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Will Bunch @willbunch.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Goodbye, Minneapolis, Chicago. Hello, Mt. Holly Springs, Pa., pop. 2,300 The inhumanity of mass deportation hits small-town America as a tiny borough with just 4 cops partners with ICE and pulls over dozens of drivers, turning over 32 for deportation My new column www.inquirer.com/opinion/moun...
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This quaint Pa. borough is a ‘speed trap’ nabbing immigrants for ICE | Will Bunch
Police in Mount Holly Springs, a tiny borough in central Pennsylvania, have turned over 32 immigrants to ICE since March.
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The Clinton Street Theater @cstpdx.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
This goes for the guys, too. Because sometimes the guys are tapped out. But check your lease, man. Because you're living in Fuck City!
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The Clinton Street Theater @cstpdx.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Any straights will be asked to kiss another hetero full mouth with tongue for a minimum of 15-Mississippi-seconds before entry. Now, you're probably thinking, "How do we filter out the teases?" Simple: We. Don't. Let. Them. In.
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The Clinton Street Theater @cstpdx.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
A suitable stage within the exhibitionist space will be maintained by the city and made available for touring OnlyFans performers and the like for market rate fees. Area strip clubs and sex community groups that adhere to the city's code of conduct can apply for discount rates.
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The Clinton Street Theater @cstpdx.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
To help fund upkeep, select branding rights will be allowed for things like public condom dispensers. Plus, designated exhibitionist spaces will be live streamed, available to global audiences through a Portland+ subscription.
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The Clinton Street Theater @cstpdx.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Naming rights will lie solely with the people of Portland via a secure mobile voting platform. Ranked choice, of course. Voting on the forest's name will happen annually to encourage civic pride, give the place a sense of whimsy, and provide much needed tech jobs following recent layoffs.
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The Clinton Street Theater @cstpdx.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
A team of Aces will act as consent monitoring staff and be provided with castration equipment. Visitors will be required to sit through an erotic training video before entry outlining the various rules of the forest similar to sex clubs, i.e. voyeurism, cruising, open blinds vs. open doors, etc..
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The Clinton Street Theater @cstpdx.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Entry points will be managed by a leather femme collective. Now it's important to note that while the masochist electricians will be unionized city employees, the security team will be contracted. Their business is keeping us safe, it's not our business how the bloodsisters police themselves.
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The Clinton Street Theater @cstpdx.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Though we're reluctant to suggest it, the public sex forest will likely need to be fenced in because won't someone think of the children and so forth. A hard, wooden fence won't be enough, so we'll need a dedicated team of masochists to set the electric shock levels on the perimeter.
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The Clinton Street Theater @cstpdx.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Phase 2 will require farmers—the backbone of this great nation—to dig holes, like so many holes, and plant the various shade trees, shrubs, fruits, and bushes. A regional jobs program!
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The Clinton Street Theater @cstpdx.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Now to the plan: Demolition will require a lot of blue collar jobs and we all know how horny Americans are about those. Already off to a great start! Next, we'll strip the place to the studs (hehe) and auction off the memorabilia. Instant profit!
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The Clinton Street Theater @cstpdx.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
OK, folks. We've had a lot of fun. But we weren't elected the only movie theater on Bluesky to pander—we're here to deliver results. Many of you are likely wondering how realistic this plan of a public sex forest atop of the former Blazers arena is. First, if you will it, dude, it is no dream.
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The Clinton Street Theater @cstpdx.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Bulldoze the arena and turn it into a public sex forest.
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Gil Durán @gilduran.com · 31/07/2026
If you ever feel unqualified, remember that a gang of billionaires spent $900 million for 60,000 acres with no water, no infrastructure, a roster of endangered species, and a voter-approved ordinance that specifically bans building a city there. Now they’re begging politicians to bail them out.
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