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J. Cornelius #NoMoreSafeSeats

@palmereldritch.bsky.social
1.2K followers 1.1K following 1.9K posts

I can't help about the shape I'm in, I can't sing, I ain't pretty, and my legs are thin. But don't ask me what I think of you, I might not give the answer that you want me to. Oh well.

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J. Cornelius #NoMoreSafeSeats @palmereldritch.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Here's 1 billion dollars in $100 bills:
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J. Cornelius #NoMoreSafeSeats @palmereldritch.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Buckaroo Banzai and the Hong Kong Cavaliers turned them flat when they were approached to headline.
Still from Buckaroo Banzai.
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J. Cornelius #NoMoreSafeSeats @palmereldritch.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Nice ratio you've got there.
Mother Jones (who would have slapped this symp into the next county if she were alive) story titled "Jared Polis Did the Right Thing"
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J. Cornelius #NoMoreSafeSeats @palmereldritch.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
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J. Cornelius #NoMoreSafeSeats @palmereldritch.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Not even a little bit, Clara, Not now, not ever.
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J. Cornelius #NoMoreSafeSeats @palmereldritch.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
We're only one step away and 2 1/2 years to go.
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J. Cornelius #NoMoreSafeSeats @palmereldritch.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Hey @johnrogers.bsky.social , do you have time in your schedule to write a screenplay for a sequel?
Movie poster for Seven Days in May.  In a potential sequel, a group of unjustly fired generals stage a coup against the doddering idiot of a president who is (not secretly) being blackmailed by Russia.
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J. Cornelius #NoMoreSafeSeats @palmereldritch.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
The men who came up with this idea
Emelio Estevez and Harry Dean Stanton in Repo Man.
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J. Cornelius #NoMoreSafeSeats @palmereldritch.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
New douchebag in town
Post from "WB" (ods91.bsky.social) reads "Democrats are a party of hatred ...they created the kkk after republicans freed the blacks and have been residing in hatred since"
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J. Cornelius #NoMoreSafeSeats @palmereldritch.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Vinegar, salt water, etc etc. There's substances called "patina compounds" that make lovely patterns on metals, including stainless steel.
Stainless steel treated with chemical patina compound, mottled blue and brown.  Lots of other colors available.
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J. Cornelius #NoMoreSafeSeats @palmereldritch.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Nazi Brownshirts (SA) mid-1930s.  The Proud Boys / Oath Keepers / III %ers of their day.
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J. Cornelius #NoMoreSafeSeats @palmereldritch.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
"Human"
Zuckerberg's dead-eyed Meta avatar.  Arguably more human than actual Zuck.
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J. Cornelius #NoMoreSafeSeats @palmereldritch.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Elon Musk with a Trump Puppet.  Srcreenshot of Xitter post by Rep. Jasmine Crockett
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J. Cornelius #NoMoreSafeSeats @palmereldritch.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
United HC and Osama in Laden side by side.  Text: Let's Play A Game.  Who Killed The Most Americans?
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J. Cornelius #NoMoreSafeSeats @palmereldritch.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Green flag with black marijuana leaf, a large blunt, and "Come and Take It" (allusion to one of the Texas Revolution flags)
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J. Cornelius #NoMoreSafeSeats @palmereldritch.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Forget it Jake, it's Chinatown meme captioned "Forget it Gary, it's Politico"
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J. Cornelius #NoMoreSafeSeats @palmereldritch.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Donald Sutherland from Invasion of the Body Snatchers pointing and shouting "Manbun Techbros!"
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J. Cornelius #NoMoreSafeSeats @palmereldritch.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
don't know if it's an imposter, but the posts jibe. I blocked this POS, make your own decision.
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J. Cornelius #NoMoreSafeSeats @palmereldritch.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
Sen. Jeff Merkley (OR)

Here’s my plan to strengthen Social Security:  It’s time to end the mega-rich’s tax dodge of stashing hundreds of millions in tax-free IRA accounts.
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