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Christopher Owen

@oysta.au
2K followers 270 following 23K posts

I wail a lot about computers and the Newcastle Knights. I also now wail about the SF Giants. Sometimes I post about chicken and gaming. You may use software that I’ve written, sorry. Currently helping humans explore space. 🇦🇺 Sydney 🕸️ oysta.au

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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 36m
This is not my Sunday one mate, I am very wary at the jinx don’t worry
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 56m
Thank you for riding Knights Metro
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 1h
I once won three free drinks in a row under a toss the boss regime at The Castle
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 1h
They should have just legislated that credit card surcharges would operate under a “toss the boss” game on every transaction
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 1h
how does he do it
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 1h
Clarkey has been thinking hard
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Tim Lyons @picketer.bsky.social · 2h
The Greens finding a even less charismatic but more pedantic version of the dude in glasses will definitely work.
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 3h
My pro tip is to simply give your fan activation time the green tick after it works
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 3h
Psst. Wanna see something incredible.
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 3h
do you know what else is a zero-interest phenomenon? Me and most of your posts
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 3h
in gives me no pleasure etc etc
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 3h
what’s the lesson here John do you reckon
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 3h
Strangely they still languish in prison for a long time too
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 3h
Computers? Never heard of them
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Hannah Bowman @hannahnpbowman.com · 4h
End the death penalty. End it now. There is no reason for it, never.
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Honoré de Ballsack @mnurkic.online · 3h
If Freo had done this instead they would have won
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 3h
I mean at least the death penalty at the very least has stopped all heinous crimes, oh wait I am being handed a note
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 4h
The death penalty is a moral abomination. State-sanctioned barbarism pushed by incompetent morons and sanctioned by the Supreme Court. Absolute ghoul shit. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
The lone woman on Tennessee's death row was still alive after she was administered two lethal injections, her lawyer said in a motion seeking to halt her execution Wednesday night, a stunning development after the Supreme Court had stepped in to allow the state to put her to death.
At 8:26 p.m. local time, witnesses said
"executioners had injected both syringes of lethal injection chemicals and Pike is still alive and snoring," her lawyers said in a federal court filing.
They said Pike "has not lost consciousness and still has a heartbeat," and that curtains to the death chamber "have gone down twice."
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 4h
The Roosters shop must have sold out of original and witty sledges though, big shortage at the moment
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 4h
I don’t remember anything from before 2022
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 5h
oh the key to this is we are most definitely not going to have a 26 point lead
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 5h
at least they didn’t let go of a coach that is now in a grand final… oh hang on, never mind
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 5h
lol what’s the go
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 5h
ragesheen has put this one in his wank bank
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Vooks @vooks.net · 5h
We've now added full details of the Melbourne Zelda 40th Anniversary concert, including presale dates (ICYMI Sydney was also confirmed) www.vooks.net/the-le...
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 5h
remember when the US Army went woke in the 1970s
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 5h
we have our own pope mate (Andrew Johns)
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 5h
I note that the Roosters online shop is still open and full of stock
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Anthony B, @swearyanthony.bsky.social · 5h
@oysta.au you know what you need to do
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 5h
All 22,500 tickets for the MJS watch party gone in four minutes. #NRLGF
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 5h
well it isn’t really mind-boggling though is it
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 6h
Given people have been saying we had no hope of winning any of our last three games you would think people would now be at least a little reticent in saying the same thing and yet here we are
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 6h
I have no problems with this, it’s the ones that insist that everyone must do it at all times
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 6h
They are never coming around, it’s an absolute cult based status marker now
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 6h
Do it
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 6h
I played the heck out of Diablo 1-3, but games that have headlines like this show me why I fell off
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 6h
GET AMONGST IT
newcastleknights.com.au
Line the streets and send the Knights off to Sydney
The team bus will depart the Knights Centre of Excellence at 9:30am Saturday, travelling through Newcastle and out towards the M1 via Wallsend.
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 6h
lol, lmao
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 6h
I’ve found a whopper for the Roundabout guitar meme, thanks to social media website Threads, a service by Meta
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 7h
everyone used to going to the pisser at the game 10 minutes before the whistle to beat the queues mate
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 7h
My daily coffee order sequence: cappuccino → flat white → long black
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 7h
I bring harrowing news: scores of au pairs are stuck outside of the country. I can’t think of anything else, it’s such a terrible situation.
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 7h
It really does change the artistic form of the game
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 7h
surely the remastered edition of The Witcher 3 should have been a separate standalone thing and not something that clobbered the original
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 7h
waow, this is want i have needed in my video game since forever
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Chappell Ellison @chappelltracker.bsky.social · 13h
today's hardware designers could never conceive of what Kazuo Kawasaki was doing in 1996
A colorful retro computer setup featuring a purple keyboard, a small teal touchpad, and a teal circular CD-ROM drive with a matching keypad-style controller resting on top. The hardware is arranged against a dark background in a vivid purple-and-turquoise color scheme.
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 8h
thinking about operating a strawberry thickshake stand outside Accor Stadium on Sunday
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 8h
haha, absolute fucken grifters
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 8h
THE BIG FLUSH
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