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Christopher Owen

@oysta.au
2K followers 270 following 23K posts

I wail a lot about computers and the Newcastle Knights. I also now wail about the SF Giants. Sometimes I post about chicken and gaming. You may use software that I’ve written, sorry. Currently helping humans explore space. 🇦🇺 Sydney 🕸️ oysta.au

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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 19h
Newy tough
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 04/10/2026
False dawn? Go fuck yourself you moron
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 04/10/2026
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 04/10/2026
My brother managed to get a last minute ticket!
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 04/10/2026
Need I say more again
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 04/10/2026
Newcastle supporters section reporting in 🫡
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 04/10/2026
Need I say more
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 04/10/2026
My viewpoint for tonight
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 04/10/2026
What a glorious day! The stadium grounds are awash with the faithful who have come to defend the kingdom
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 04/10/2026
I am moving
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 04/10/2026
All power and grace to our Saviour and Protector Kalyn Ponga on this blessed day
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 04/10/2026
ragesheen the economist has logged on
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 03/10/2026
IT’S HAPPENING ❤️💙❤️💙
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 03/10/2026
We are looking all systems GO
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 03/10/2026
This stuff is the best of both worlds
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 03/10/2026
How curious
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 03/10/2026
Good afternoon knights kingdom
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 03/10/2026
It’s my favourite time of the year
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 02/10/2026
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 02/10/2026
Friday Crokinole
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 02/10/2026
Everything wrong with our discussions on professional bureaucrats; they really think we will get great outcomes if we just fucking pay well below market rates
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 02/10/2026
Good morning knights kingdom and recently affiliated parties
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 01/10/2026
PHRASING
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 01/10/2026
This man is now my KING
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 01/10/2026
How brave to change your mind now lol
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 01/10/2026
Two incredible wingers
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 01/10/2026
Thank you for riding Knights Metro
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 01/10/2026
Clarkey has been thinking hard
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 01/10/2026
Psst. Wanna see something incredible.
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 01/10/2026
lol what’s the go
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 01/10/2026
ragesheen has put this one in his wank bank
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 01/10/2026
remember when the US Army went woke in the 1970s
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 01/10/2026
I played the heck out of Diablo 1-3, but games that have headlines like this show me why I fell off
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 01/10/2026
lol, lmao
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 01/10/2026
I’ve found a whopper for the Roundabout guitar meme, thanks to social media website Threads, a service by Meta
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 01/10/2026
waow, this is want i have needed in my video game since forever
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 01/10/2026
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 30/09/2026
THE BIG FLUSH
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 30/09/2026
why the fuck would it being 26ºC and sunny deter the fans??? lol
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 30/09/2026
lol the entire online shop has packed it in
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 30/09/2026
oh yeah this definitely sounds like a good thing
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 30/09/2026
well, it was nuclear-capable, probably not now though hey
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 29/09/2026
This will be quite something
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 29/09/2026
$2.80, load up again (gamble responsibly, load up on this one)
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 29/09/2026
Cardi B has had ENOUGH of italian food
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 29/09/2026
Ive heard PVL has gotten the World’s Skinniest Magician Super Hubert in as the surprise GF pre-game entertainment, so iconic, the fix is in
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 29/09/2026
SURREAL
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 29/09/2026
Imagine being only 190cm, how embarrassing
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 29/09/2026
Fuck me dead! I was straight in and everything!
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 28/09/2026
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