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Chris O'Regan

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Before the gardens must come the fighting.

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Chris O'Regan @chrisoregan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
bsky.app/profile/www.... "a solid 33% of all Titans victories in 2026 came against the Dragons" there needs to be an investigation into the Gold Coast
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Chris O'Regan @chrisoregan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If this story about the "Jai Arrow tribute" for the NRL Grand Final is true it would be a stomach-turning embarrassment for all concerned. Which of course won't stop it from actually happening.
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Chris O'Regan @chrisoregan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Imagining a highly specific gunzel who is outraged by the idea of postponing track work for the benefit of rugby league
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Danielle Blake @abradacabla.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I just love having my intelligence insulted by incredibly obvious bare-faced lies.
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Liam @www.maroonobserver.com · 27/09/2026
Everyone enjoying themselves after the Knights' spectacular win yesterday? Having a good time? Well, that was the last guys. Wrong fucking band. We're here to have a bad time. *blogs posted* www.maroonobserver.com/p/30-minutes...
maroonobserver.com
30 minutes is all it takes
A recap of last week’s coup
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Chris O'Regan @chrisoregan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Crossland needs to find Radley's lawyer now
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Liam @www.maroonobserver.com · 27/09/2026
Can we swap them for gold coast?
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Chris O'Regan @chrisoregan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Queensland style performance
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Chris O'Regan @chrisoregan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Well
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Chris O'Regan @chrisoregan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Comms praising Stradbroke Island right now, and rightly so #grandfinal
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Chris O'Regan @chrisoregan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Genuinely thought Sam Elliott was still playing for Norths lol #grandfinal
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Chris O'Regan @chrisoregan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Incredible recovery by Falcons. Real see-saw now #grandfinal
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Chris O'Regan @chrisoregan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Pouniu making a real case for himself here #grandfinal
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Chris O'Regan @chrisoregan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tell you what we could have used some of that defence last night #grandfinal
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Chris O'Regan @chrisoregan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Let's see what we have rattling around in the "lukewarm pop culture takes" bucket. Taylor Swift is the George RR Martin of pop. Is this anything
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Luke Buckmaster @skillhello.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Good things are not allowed to happen
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Chris O'Regan @chrisoregan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Cricket's on soon
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Chris O'Regan @chrisoregan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
More like Sydney Poosters
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rugbaloig @rugbaloig.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Statistically the Dolphins will have it uphill against the refs. Adam Gee: -7.80 Phins, +6.79 Chooks. Ashely Klein (Bunker): a whopping -14.05 against Phins, but almost neutral on the Chooks. Up to you how much weight you give the stats. afltables.com/rl/misc/Adam... #NRLDolphinsRoosters
afltables.com
Rugby League Tables / Adam Gee - Referee
Rugby League Tables - NRL Stats & Tables
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Chris O'Regan @chrisoregan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Perfect "big game tonight" weather for old mates today
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Chris O'Regan @chrisoregan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What a heart warming feel good story about how a glamour club got the junior it wanted from another club's development system www.foxsports.com.au/nrl/nrl-prem...
foxsports.com.au
‘Go get his name’: How a delayed flight saw Roosters snare prodigy from under rival’s nose
‘Go get his name’: How a delayed flight saw the Roosters snare prodigy from rival
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Chris O'Regan @chrisoregan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Love a good trademark yarn www.brisbanetimes.com.au/national/que...
brisbanetimes.com.au
Why this man owns a Dolphins trademark – and what he wants in exchange for giving it up
The Dolphins are locked in a legal battle over its name and logo, facing off against a Tenterfield retiree with a surfboard fin.
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Chris O'Regan @chrisoregan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
No way are we $1.71. That is RIDICULOUS
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Chris O'Regan @chrisoregan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Starting to feel just a little bit nervous
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Liam Hogan @liamhogan.id.au · 24/09/2026
You say this as a joke but that’s actually a good summary of the MCG’s national heritage listing (social criterion)
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Chris O'Regan @chrisoregan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I can't believe the sacred soil of the MCG, which is culturally significant because godlike athletes do things there that are physically impossible in all other sports, is going to be degraded by cheap gimmicks that don't even originate in Melbourne. www.brisbanetimes.com.au/sport/afl/wh...
brisbanetimes.com.au
Wharfie Time and Lions songs get green light for grand final
In a departure from grand final tradition, both clubs will be allowed to whip up their fans with music and activations at the MCG.
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Chris O'Regan @chrisoregan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It will never not be funny that so many people can't cope with the fact that Radiohead are a very talented and very successful band
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
18 years after her what
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Chris O'Regan @chrisoregan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Day 18,793 in the @chrisoregan.bsky.social world dictatorship. Life isn't too bad, the only thing is that we have to write out "Shakespeare is Modern English" 50 times before we go to sleep every night
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Chris O'Regan @chrisoregan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Can't prove this obviously but I think the "streaming era" is the biggest boost for payola practices the music industry has had in 100 years
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Chris O'Regan @chrisoregan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Jokes aside it's quite embarrassing that Australia's richest sporting competition can't organise a grand final act. PVL is such a cheapskate.
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Chris O'Regan @chrisoregan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"The NRL is going without a Grand Final act because Tones and I refused to sing Dance Monkey" is funny in ways that I can't easily explain.
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Robbie Moore @robbiemoore.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
An AI slop account on Facebook called "English Literature Gems" posted this version of "In a Station of the Metro" with new hallucinated lines (and breathtaking rhymes)
In a Station of the Metro
Ezra Pound

The apparition of these faces in the crowd;
Petals on a wet, black bough.

These faces that I see
Inspire me with the desire
Of tender smiles that I may never see.

Not one of all the women that I see
Will interest me.

No, not one of all the millions 
Will interest me.

And in the midst of this
I feel there is not one
To whom I can turn.

For these I have seen
Faces that I dream of all my life,
Faces that haunt me when I close my eyes.
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Chris O'Regan @chrisoregan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Boy at the crossroads. The good path leads to Dolphins v Knights. The evil path leads to Roosters v Panthers
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Chris O'Regan @chrisoregan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'm getting the impression that many people don't realise that "Earl Spencer" is not his name
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Chris O'Regan @chrisoregan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ed Sheeran holding an AFL ball (a Shearan, gettit) on the left while on the right Macklemore is performing at the NRL Grand Final (singing in support of gay marriage) next to a gigantic replica of the Provan-Summons Trophy
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Chris O'Regan @chrisoregan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"I feel good" - Kalyn Ponga
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Chris O'Regan @chrisoregan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Some retreat, Some surrender
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Chris O'Regan @chrisoregan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Stick a fork in em
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Chris O'Regan @chrisoregan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Up the Knights
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Chris O'Regan @chrisoregan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Has Slavoj Žižek ever coached rugby league?
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Chris O'Regan @chrisoregan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When it came out I really enjoyed this Russian-language short film adaptation of Papers, Please. youtu.be/YFHHGETsxkE?...
youtu.be
PAPERS, PLEASE - The Short Film (2018) 4K SUBS
YouTube video by Nikita Ordynskiy
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Chris O'Regan @chrisoregan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Lots of people worried about our forwards. I don't think we have the best forward pack in the comp but that's not to say they can't beat the Roosters
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Liam @www.maroonobserver.com · 19/09/2026
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Chris O'Regan @chrisoregan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Could it be that the Sharks are complete frauds
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Khayyaam #LIUKANGGANG @khayyaamb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Just remembered one of the greatest X-Men posts of all time
Tweet by @alexqarbuckle:

SOUP MAGNETO: There’s something different about you today. New haircut?

GUARD: Nope.

SOUP MAGNETO: Ah yes… you had a big bowl of Soup for lunch.

GUARD: What? I —AAAUUGHH [soup molecules are torn from his body and formed into bouillon cubes which smash the soup-free prison]
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Liam @www.maroonobserver.com · 18/09/2026
quiet part out loud, etc
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Chris O'Regan @chrisoregan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Kuli re-signed, Cobbo re-signed, we're actually doing it
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Old Man Magee @tedmagee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Let's not forget David Hasselhoff as Garthe Knight in the show Knight Rider, the evil stepbrother of Michael Knight
David Hasselhoff as Garthe Knight, the evil stepbrother of Michael Knight in Knight Rider.  He's like Michael Knight but he wears black and has goatee-style "evil" facial hair.
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Chris O'Regan @chrisoregan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Today the sport administered by possibly the greatest genius the world has ever seen told clubs this morning that tickets for prelim finals would go on sale for their members at … 10am this same morning, leaving clubs scrambling to email their members.
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