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João Veiga

@oveiga.bsky.social
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João Veiga @oveiga.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Feature unlocked, tried to move a cursor in a screenshot
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Elsa @erli.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can't stop thinking how wrong the tech bros have understood creativity and creators. Or even just having hobbies. #erliart
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João Veiga @oveiga.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ceci n'est pas une cassette
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João Veiga @oveiga.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Feminize a band name Scatwoman Joan
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Rami Krispin @ramikrispin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm not sure who gets the credit, but it's brilliant! 😂
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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 25/09/2026
Every day we get closer to this:
Cartoon by the human artist Twonks, showing George Jetson vacuuming the floor while Rosie the robot paints a picture
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João Veiga @oveiga.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Me in a nursing home: do you know why we write tests? So we can refactor
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João Veiga @oveiga.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I guess 20 y/o me would be surprised that we would meet people that worked on the original Tomb Raider in a dusty apartment above Marques do Pombal
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João Veiga @oveiga.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
your prompt is very important, we are looking for an available agent. Please stay
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
been thinkin about how robots are gonna kill us
Scratchy drawing of a two panel comic.
Panel 1: 
Titled:“How we thought robots would kill us”
A robot shoots a human to death with a gun. It screams “Die flesh sack”

Panel 2:
Titled “How robots will actually kill us”
A MediBot is injecting something into a humans arm. The bot says “Whooops. I injected you with cancer instead of insulin. That’s on me”
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Steve Klabnik @steveklabnik.com · 14/09/2026
let's goooooo github.com/rust-lang/ca...
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fix(install): use packaged lockfile by default by gmemuriuki · Pull Request #17388 · rust-lang/cargo
View all comments What does this PR try to resolve? This PR closes #7169 cargo build uses an existing Cargo.lock, while cargo install previously ignored a package's Cargo.lock file unless --lo...
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João Veiga @oveiga.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Be me, has no crypto on LinkedIn Recruiter on LinkedIn: I noticed the no crypto but do you wanna do crypto? Week later Recruiter: I haven't heard from you, do you wanna do crypto?
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João Veiga @oveiga.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Dry, wet , solid, take them all
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João Veiga @oveiga.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Sharing this for absolutely no reason besides today being a day ended in y
Warning sign. If you don't schedule regular system maintenance, your equipment will schedule it for you. sound advice
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magpie TRICKS @magpie.tips · 26/08/2026
"what a week, huh?" / "lemon it's Wednesday" meme
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AngryDutchman @angrydutchman.online · 23/08/2026
If you don't look at the output and it's straight to production: vibecoding. If you look at what it did and go "aw shhheee... why u do me like dis", get it fixed, and then to production: software engineering :P
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João Veiga @oveiga.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
😊➗
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João Veiga @oveiga.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Really shouldn't be allowed to look at computers day
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
we're just normal men
Woman (rose byrne I think?) leaning her head against a CGI rabbit
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João Veiga @oveiga.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Stephen Tobolowsky's Bing Bingo Moment
Alt: Stephen Tobolowsky's Bing Bingo Moment
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Derek Faraci @whwoolhat.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Bet you didn't know that the Little Morton Salt Girl is an immortal being who existed before there was life on Earth.
An ad for Morton Salt that shows the Little Morton Salt Girl with her umbrella. The text reads "She was there when life was created."
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
what the hell??? youtube just removed the original rick roll youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
rick astley's never gonna give you up showing the video has been removed for violating YouTube's Community Guidelines.
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 27/07/2026
Just in case you still use any Basecamp products, DHH is crashing out about his AI product gently pointing out that it’s bad for him to have extermination fantasies about the Roma people.
DHH tweet saying “This is why we need competition and open weights in Al. Imagine a world where only Anthropic sat as the moral arbiter of acceptable speech. Fucking ridiculous. (Grok of course did it no problem, same too with Kimi K).” when presented with his blog post using a slur about the Roma people.
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João Veiga @oveiga.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Neuromancer? I hardly know her
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João Veiga @oveiga.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
youtube.com/shorts/GmTsg...
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EVERYBODY DO THE WENIS
YouTube video by Game Changer Shorts
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João Veiga @oveiga.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
There's a noise in his head, and he's out of control Art Brut - My little Brother Or When there's nothing left to burn You have to set yourself on fire Stars - Your Ex-Lover Is Dead
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João Veiga @oveiga.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Is it a truth if you have to define "real engineers" smh
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João Veiga @oveiga.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
A minha Odisseia
2013 Odyssey from Bruno Nogueira and Gonçalo Waddington. Story of a stand up comedian's failed suicide attempt and his friend helping him, while also fleeing his marriage. The show follows the actors living their lives with a lot of fourth wall breaking and exploring Portugal's countryside
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João Veiga @oveiga.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Show me a scarier Cyclops
John Goodman playing a "Cyclops" Big Dan Teague
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João Veiga @oveiga.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
@alexhorne.bsky.social there should be a Taskmaster of Taskmasters vs Taskmasters for the title of The Taskmaster or a Taskmaster of Taskmaster assistants Vs Taskmaster assistants!
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João Veiga @oveiga.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I got a "Good question. Let me actually look at the source rather than guess." 🤷‍♂️
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Tom Humberstone @tomhumberstone.com · 16/07/2026
The Luddites loved technology. They owned looms at home and would ‘mod’ them to count threads. Their battle was against worker exploitation. The degradation of their rights, safety and wages. They were against a handful of rich businessmen owning the means of production. Sound familiar?
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amos @fasterthanli.me · 09/07/2026
OH: "I like sum types more than others"
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Jeff Spencer @revjss.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Graphic offering advice on “How to survive the global heatwave.” It says:
Stay hydrated.
Treat yourself to an ice cream.
Dismantle the fossil fuel industry which is literally burning the planet for the short term profit of a vanishingly small capitalist class.
Loose fitting clothing.
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 02/07/2026
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João Veiga @oveiga.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I am become Peppermint Tea
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João Veiga @oveiga.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Benchmarks...
Are you coming to bed?. 
I can't. This is important. 
What?
Someone is _wrong_ on the internet.
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João Veiga @oveiga.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
You've Spandaud your last ballet
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João Veiga @oveiga.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
You've gunned your last roses
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Abbey @abbeyarletto.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
When reality surpasses fiction! Top: fictional forecast for August 2050, broadcast by French TV in 2014 to warn about the consequences of global warming. Bottom: Real French forecast for yesterday, June 22, 2026.
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
new series of words just dropped
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
happy father’s day to all the dads who don’t listen to manosphere podcasts
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nrc @ncameron.org · 16/06/2026
I thought it would be fun (or at least interesting) to do some FAQs and answers on the #RustLang consulting I offer (I have availability from pretty much now, if this sounds useful)...
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João Veiga @oveiga.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Words of encouragement
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Something we'll be hearing more and more I think
Why is everything a scam now
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Rachel Cunliffe @rmcunliffe.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Classicist here to inform you all that this is ancient Greek for summoning a cat
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Rich Burroughs @somewhattolerable.com · 06/06/2026
It’s the future. Don’t get left behind.
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João Veiga @oveiga.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
They invented the Steadicam in 1975 and the shakycam in the 2000s
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Chewbacula @jason1749.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Rest In Power
Panels from Persepolis where the morality police stop her for running and say it makes her behind look “obscene” and she screams “WELL THEN DON’T LOOK AT MY ASS”
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João Veiga @oveiga.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
This is my kind of gacha
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