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João Veiga

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João Veiga @oveiga.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Computer, give me the tractor report
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João Veiga @oveiga.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Every Right Wing Goverment ever.
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João Veiga @oveiga.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
She might enjoy the most recent one en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avatar:...
en.wikipedia.org
Avatar: Seven Havens - Wikipedia
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João Veiga @oveiga.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Great name for a band though or a music genre
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João Veiga @oveiga.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ask it to run a residuality analysis, that always makes me question things www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...
sciencedirect.com
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João Veiga @oveiga.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Water is Turing complete? That wasn't in my bingo board
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João Veiga @oveiga.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Feature unlocked, tried to move a cursor in a screenshot
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João Veiga @oveiga.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
No mistakes. Sigh. Only good code
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Elsa @erli.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can't stop thinking how wrong the tech bros have understood creativity and creators. Or even just having hobbies. #erliart
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João Veiga @oveiga.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Clearly it needs it's sister (picture from Reddit)
Gundam Aerial Calibarn riding it's weapon
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João Veiga @oveiga.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Creatures in the witcher universe are really creative
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João Veiga @oveiga.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Everybody is a Genius. But If You Judge a Fish by Its Ability to Climb a Tree, It Will Live Its Whole Life Believing that It is Stupid
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João Veiga @oveiga.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ceci n'est pas une cassette
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João Veiga @oveiga.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Feminize a band name Scatwoman Joan
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João Veiga @oveiga.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
$5 per protobuf type per month? Jeez
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Rami Krispin @ramikrispin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm not sure who gets the credit, but it's brilliant! 😂
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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 25/09/2026
Every day we get closer to this:
Cartoon by the human artist Twonks, showing George Jetson vacuuming the floor while Rosie the robot paints a picture
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João Veiga @oveiga.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Me in a nursing home: do you know why we write tests? So we can refactor
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João Veiga @oveiga.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I guess 20 y/o me would be surprised that we would meet people that worked on the original Tomb Raider in a dusty apartment above Marques do Pombal
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João Veiga @oveiga.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
your prompt is very important, we are looking for an available agent. Please stay
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
been thinkin about how robots are gonna kill us
Scratchy drawing of a two panel comic.
Panel 1: 
Titled:“How we thought robots would kill us”
A robot shoots a human to death with a gun. It screams “Die flesh sack”

Panel 2:
Titled “How robots will actually kill us”
A MediBot is injecting something into a humans arm. The bot says “Whooops. I injected you with cancer instead of insulin. That’s on me”
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João Veiga @oveiga.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
so many firebase keys...
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João Veiga @oveiga.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Do you eat a lot of peaches at least? They come in a can
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Steve Klabnik @steveklabnik.com · 14/09/2026
let's goooooo github.com/rust-lang/ca...
github.com
fix(install): use packaged lockfile by default by gmemuriuki · Pull Request #17388 · rust-lang/cargo
View all comments What does this PR try to resolve? This PR closes #7169 cargo build uses an existing Cargo.lock, while cargo install previously ignored a package's Cargo.lock file unless --lo...
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João Veiga @oveiga.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Did it lose control again?
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João Veiga @oveiga.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Be me, has no crypto on LinkedIn Recruiter on LinkedIn: I noticed the no crypto but do you wanna do crypto? Week later Recruiter: I haven't heard from you, do you wanna do crypto?
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João Veiga @oveiga.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Sandwiches at this place will heal the stomach maps.app.goo.gl/HMMxGQ6he6ym...
maps.app.goo.gl
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João Veiga @oveiga.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Remember when we went with his "TDD creates a bad architecture" spiel? That was fun www.youtube.com/live/z9quxZs...
youtube.com
Is TDD dead?
YouTube video by Thoughtworks
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João Veiga @oveiga.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Is it en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semanti...
en.wikipedia.org
Semantic satiation - Wikipedia
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João Veiga @oveiga.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Dry, wet , solid, take them all
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João Veiga @oveiga.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Sharing this for absolutely no reason besides today being a day ended in y
Warning sign. If you don't schedule regular system maintenance, your equipment will schedule it for you. sound advice
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magpie TRICKS @magpie.tips · 26/08/2026
"what a week, huh?" / "lemon it's Wednesday" meme
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AngryDutchman @angrydutchman.online · 23/08/2026
If you don't look at the output and it's straight to production: vibecoding. If you look at what it did and go "aw shhheee... why u do me like dis", get it fixed, and then to production: software engineering :P
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João Veiga @oveiga.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
😊➗
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João Veiga @oveiga.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Really shouldn't be allowed to look at computers day
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João Veiga @oveiga.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
he still needs to fight God in the final arch
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João Veiga @oveiga.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
youtu.be/hAx6mYeC6pY?...
youtu.be
Sophie Ellis-Bextor - Murder On The Dancefloor
YouTube video by SEllisBextorVEVO
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
we're just normal men
Woman (rose byrne I think?) leaning her head against a CGI rabbit
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João Veiga @oveiga.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Stephen Tobolowsky's Bing Bingo Moment
Alt: Stephen Tobolowsky's Bing Bingo Moment
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Derek Faraci @whwoolhat.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Bet you didn't know that the Little Morton Salt Girl is an immortal being who existed before there was life on Earth.
An ad for Morton Salt that shows the Little Morton Salt Girl with her umbrella. The text reads "She was there when life was created."
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
what the hell??? youtube just removed the original rick roll youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
rick astley's never gonna give you up showing the video has been removed for violating YouTube's Community Guidelines.
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 27/07/2026
Just in case you still use any Basecamp products, DHH is crashing out about his AI product gently pointing out that it’s bad for him to have extermination fantasies about the Roma people.
DHH tweet saying “This is why we need competition and open weights in Al. Imagine a world where only Anthropic sat as the moral arbiter of acceptable speech. Fucking ridiculous. (Grok of course did it no problem, same too with Kimi K).” when presented with his blog post using a slur about the Roma people.
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João Veiga @oveiga.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Neuromancer? I hardly know her
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João Veiga @oveiga.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
But doctor, I am Pagliacci
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João Veiga @oveiga.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I don't get how there weren't more water fountain/other things related injuries. I do remember someone playing a whole afternoon in school with a bloody lip and a chipped tooth before someone thought to ask the teachers for something.
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João Veiga @oveiga.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
youtube.com/shorts/GmTsg...
youtube.com
EVERYBODY DO THE WENIS
YouTube video by Game Changer Shorts
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João Veiga @oveiga.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
There's a noise in his head, and he's out of control Art Brut - My little Brother Or When there's nothing left to burn You have to set yourself on fire Stars - Your Ex-Lover Is Dead
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João Veiga @oveiga.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Curious how the loop looks like with Nim but it gives bad vibes
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João Veiga @oveiga.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Load balancer connecting to an older version or some weird cache setup 🙈
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