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@outflanked.bsky.social
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innes mck @innes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ahhhg the brick i was holding has gone rogue
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@ddeaen

iphones ruined an entire generation's tech literacy because i regularly see 14+ year olds asking how to make a desktop shortcut or duplicate a File

@inkballpro

i was literally figuring out virtual machines and basic linux at like 6 lol

@ddeaen

this is also not normal im sorry
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Doug @outflanked.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
gotten myself onto a big morrowind kick. i've generally avoided mod content before, but it turns out tamriel rebuilt is really really good
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Robert Yang @radiatoryang.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
last night I got recognized again, “you’re that guy on instagram”… if only they knew about the real me and my banned gay sex video games
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Thew @amazingthew.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
god i love videogames. have you heard about "places"? they are called locations
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Doug @outflanked.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
managed to both burn a fingertip and slice a few mm off my thumb yesterday
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Doug @outflanked.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
reaction to the metroid trailer made it sound like we see space woman like this but it's just nondescript purple scifi glow?
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I hope you're doing well
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 05/09/2026
You ever see a joke that surely should be ten years old and yet
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stone dog @stone.dog · 31/07/2026
Found Uzbek deity at [coordinates]
photo of a child peering over the google maps car camera while it transitions into the next location
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HyperBurner @hyperburner.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Sorry it just occurred to me that there may be people who haven’t seen clip from the Quibi show where Rachel Brosnahan plays a woman dying because of her golden prosthetic arm and I needed to fix that
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Minovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 04/12/2023
I hate when people complain about Monster of the Week as a format. A new monster every week? Are you even listening to yourselves?
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Doug @outflanked.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
not an engineer but this is me at my emails job
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fernie funplace 🌱💜 @fernwah.cub.tf · 18/08/2026
i just dont see her picking petra. for one, its passe for trans girls to pick smthn thats basically their deadname. also i think she would want to find a name that suits her new identity better, something more millennial reflecting her special interest of spiders. thats why i think vriska parker-
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Malibu Apo-Stacey @valerieelysee.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Trans Northernlion be like: "'I need an evil lesbian with combat boots and an eyepatch to make me kill for her.' NO YOU DON'T!!! YOU NEED HRT AND AN INTERNALIZED LOCUS OF SELF! DON'T GET DISTRACTED!"
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Doug @outflanked.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
ok this is my dumbest balatro deck, it's over at ante 12
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Jamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I heard “inshallah and the creek don’t rise” the other day.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I don't even know what to say. This is real, this is true, so, like, thank you all, from the bottom of my heart. This took over 25 years to happen so if there's any lesson here it's either "keep at it, who knows" or "many people are divorced"
image of a gold record superimposed on part of Vaughan Oliver's iconic cover for the Mountain Goats' "Tallahassee" album, with a banner beneath it showing the entire album cover, an RIAA seal, and the text: Presented to THE MOUNTAIN GOATS to commemorate the RIAA Gold certification of more than 500,000 copies of the 4AD single "No Children"
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Doug @outflanked.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
why does every snowclone of "creepy or wet" frame its two options as a dichotomy of a good vs bad outcome. i don't think op wanted to go to a gym that was creepy OR wet
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 01/08/2026
This is crazy lol. I’m slipping a piece of paper with Chinese written on it under a door and someone inside is responding in Chinese with another slip of paper. Whoever’s in there must be a native level Chinese speaker! Well, guess I’ll stop thinking about it now
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Doug @outflanked.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
patreon, like everything else, has a mobile site. there is no reason to use an app for anything, an app is just a worse web browser. everyone please stop installing apps on your phone. apps are useless you can do it with Mozilla Firefox and they have adblock on there
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Doug @outflanked.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
finally playing that cyberpunk game everyone's always talking about
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Doug @outflanked.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
it's actually really rude to tell a video game developer to hire writers, writers are highly taboo in their culture
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𝔾𝕆ℝ𝔸ℕ @gorangligovic.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
when I get mad at a stupid comment online
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Gozu @gozufucker69.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
not a macro guy but i think i speak for all of us when i say that every man wants to see a woman control like 100 units in a rts without breaking a sweat at least once (leaning into my whispering aide. frowning.) ohhhhhhhh okay i misunderstood
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Shady Inference 🌫️ @blot.city · 20/07/2026
venn diagram meme, three circles

1. no kink at pride
2. the curtains were fucking blue
3. I asked chatgpt and here's what it said:

1-2 intersection: sex scenes in movies are pointless
2-3 intersection: oh you think you're better than me?
3-1 intersection: "degeneracy" is just zoomer slang

centre intersection: upcoming reactionary movement

caption: developments under capital in 2026
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Minovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
"Was Nobody going to tell me about this?" Polyphemus, discovering new media he selectively ignored when other cyclopes had recommended them to him.
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paul khruangbin (Dan Lehner) @danlehner.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
very funny that after all the “Emily Wilson is going to longhouse Western Civilization with her woke Odyssey”, Emily Wilson herself is like “yeah, a bit too much ‘healing trauma’ and not enough ‘relishing in the blood of your enemies’ in the new movie”
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 15/07/2026
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nat. @natclayton.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
under no circumstance can it be allowed to "come home"
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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 09/07/2026
come on, man
Graham Platner Puts Nazi Tattoo Back on Chest

After dropping out of the race for Senate, the Maine Democrat announced that there was no reason for him to not have the tattoo anymore.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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Harris Foster @harris.zone · 07/07/2026
oh so it's like rocket league but with people
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Matthewせいじ @matthewseiji.com · 02/07/2026
Lately, there’s been a lot of worry over game discs. But did you know there’s one disc that will never let you down? That’s right: I’m talking about Aten, the disc of the sun— the only god you’ll ever need to worship.
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a team of bumblebees @saramchenry.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
it's all over for you hoes once I wriggle up on dry land
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is_mars_still_burning? @marcyisstillburnin.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
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Doug @outflanked.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
finally playing doom dark ages and having a fun time so far. no guarantee yet that this will be my favourite one but regardless i'm really glad for continuing the trend from doom eternal of experimenting with alternative rhythms of Doing Doom
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Ben Lesnick @banditloaf.wcnews.com · 24/06/2026
Commander Keens 1, 3 and 4 are the relaxing Keens. Keens 2 and 5 are the anxiety Keens. Keen Dreams and the GBA one are the depression Keens.
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 22/06/2026
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Doug @outflanked.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
saddest Wyvern Rider in the world -> most beautiful Raider you've ever seen
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Doug @outflanked.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
accidentally looked at facebook and as always it's bad on there but i did see the thing
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BooDooPerson @boodoo.co · 15/06/2026
Idris Elba looks into the camera, his fingers tented in front of his face with an excerpt from Marcus Aurelius: "You are not compelled to form any opinion about this matter before you, nor to disturb your peace of mind at all. Things in themselves have no power to extort a verdict from you."
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Doug @outflanked.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
@evildrorange.bsky.social thought of you with the basket ball news congratulations on your random pet team taking it all
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Doug @outflanked.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
hlvrai + vaccine symptoms got me to go through half-life again today. fools will tell you the worst pre-xen chapter is on a rail, but on a rail is good you just need to pay attention to your surroundings. the worst chapter is actually residue processing
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Christine Love @christinelove.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Nothing but respect to John Romero but personally if I made a promise like that I would never go back on my responsibility
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 11/06/2026
Whenever bluesky announces a new feature, there's a bunch of people who instantly chime in saying they want an edit button, which is the worst idea imaginable
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Eyepatch Wolf @eyepatchwolf.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
today on devastating comments:
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Ian Danskin @innuendostudios.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
he colorless my green ideas til I sleep furiously
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