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Brian Actors Guild @spocksbrian.worstpossible.world · 03/10/2026
Getting ratioed to hell over there
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 09/09/2026
if they saw the kinda shit I've got on my phone they'd probably start sending me angry illegible schizo letters in the mail
Rachel dolezaal with hair that's the soutb tower explosion debris
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
from 2001. no one’s doing product testimonials like this anymore. t.co/PEswCtbEZz
Toyota's unease at being associated with the Taliban and Al Qaeda is evident. In its September statement, the company said,
'Toyota does not have a sales or distribution channel in Afghanistan, and we do not export vehicles to that country."
Somewhat less laconic was Wade Hoyt, Toyota's spokesman in New York, who put the best corporate spin on the situation this week.
"It is not our proudest product placement," he said. "But it shows that the Taliban are looking for the same qualities as any truck buyer: durability and reliability."
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Doug @outflanked.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ok that's interesting to me then thank you
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Doug @outflanked.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i'm sure deadlock is cool but i truly do not need to "last hit" any more in my life. (this includes the orbs). does the new one lane game mode with no shop still have the orbs or is it orb free
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Doug @outflanked.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
it's aight. though i think other people get more enjoyment out of my alliterative name than i do lol
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innes mck @innes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ahhhg the brick i was holding has gone rogue
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@ddeaen

iphones ruined an entire generation's tech literacy because i regularly see 14+ year olds asking how to make a desktop shortcut or duplicate a File

@inkballpro

i was literally figuring out virtual machines and basic linux at like 6 lol

@ddeaen

this is also not normal im sorry
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Doug @outflanked.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🙅‍♀️ killing vivec for revenge 🙅‍♀️ killing vivec for his 1000pt soul 💁‍♀️ killing vivec because he's homophobic
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Doug @outflanked.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ben do you think indoril nerevar and voryn dagoth ever explored each other's bodies in the heart chamber
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Doug @outflanked.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
turns out that 25 years of effort from a pack of morrowind sickos is often significantly better than the stuff that todd's boys and girls could ship in 2002
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Doug @outflanked.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
gotten myself onto a big morrowind kick. i've generally avoided mod content before, but it turns out tamriel rebuilt is really really good
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Doug @outflanked.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the blowjob brothers?
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Doug @outflanked.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
this rocks I'm obsessed with the cigarette earrings
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Doug @outflanked.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
☝️ lesbian
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Robert Yang @radiatoryang.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
last night I got recognized again, “you’re that guy on instagram”… if only they knew about the real me and my banned gay sex video games
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Thew @amazingthew.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
god i love videogames. have you heard about "places"? they are called locations
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Doug @outflanked.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
managed to both burn a fingertip and slice a few mm off my thumb yesterday
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Doug @outflanked.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
aside from everything else dumb about this that's just tyler1
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Doug @outflanked.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
i need to see her like this
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Doug @outflanked.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
let me know when samus is drenched in blood from the mouth down
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Doug @outflanked.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
reaction to the metroid trailer made it sound like we see space woman like this but it's just nondescript purple scifi glow?
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I hope you're doing well
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Doug @outflanked.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
i loved the books these were based on when i was a kid but i never tried the games. maybe i should dig one up and give it a go
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stone dog @stone.dog · 31/07/2026
Found Uzbek deity at [coordinates]
photo of a child peering over the google maps car camera while it transitions into the next location
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HyperBurner @hyperburner.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Sorry it just occurred to me that there may be people who haven’t seen clip from the Quibi show where Rachel Brosnahan plays a woman dying because of her golden prosthetic arm and I needed to fix that
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Minovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 04/12/2023
I hate when people complain about Monster of the Week as a format. A new monster every week? Are you even listening to yourselves?
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Doug @outflanked.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
not an engineer but this is me at my emails job
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Doug @outflanked.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Caves of Q- oh
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fernie frightplace 🎃👻 @fernwah.cub.tf · 18/08/2026
i just dont see her picking petra. for one, its passe for trans girls to pick smthn thats basically their deadname. also i think she would want to find a name that suits her new identity better, something more millennial reflecting her special interest of spiders. thats why i think vriska parker-
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Malibu Apo-Stacey @valerieelysee.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Trans Northernlion be like: "'I need an evil lesbian with combat boots and an eyepatch to make me kill for her.' NO YOU DON'T!!! YOU NEED HRT AND AN INTERNALIZED LOCUS OF SELF! DON'T GET DISTRACTED!"
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Doug @outflanked.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
the only ugly actor is Steve Buscemi, who is coincidentally also the hottest man on earth
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Doug @outflanked.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
i had double marble jokers in ante 1, this must be pretty much as close you can get to maximum score with only chips
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Doug @outflanked.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
ok this is my dumbest balatro deck, it's over at ante 12
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Doug @outflanked.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
🤔
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Doug @outflanked.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
banger game
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Doug @outflanked.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
there's also the machine that you put living patients in to kill and autopsy them for some research points if you don't know how to cure them
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Jamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I heard “inshallah and the creek don’t rise” the other day.
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Doug @outflanked.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
when's the next hey honkers episode dropping
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I don't even know what to say. This is real, this is true, so, like, thank you all, from the bottom of my heart. This took over 25 years to happen so if there's any lesson here it's either "keep at it, who knows" or "many people are divorced"
image of a gold record superimposed on part of Vaughan Oliver's iconic cover for the Mountain Goats' "Tallahassee" album, with a banner beneath it showing the entire album cover, an RIAA seal, and the text: Presented to THE MOUNTAIN GOATS to commemorate the RIAA Gold certification of more than 500,000 copies of the 4AD single "No Children"
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Doug @outflanked.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
oh interesting i was not aware of this progenitor. i do think that creepy or wet is a funnier evolution but i rescind my originalist argument
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Doug @outflanked.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
worlds smallest stupidest hill to die on, but i just think the joke is less funny as "it's the bad thing rather than the good thing" than it is as "i tried exhaustively to make sure it wasn't any kind of bad but it was anyway"
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Doug @outflanked.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
why does every snowclone of "creepy or wet" frame its two options as a dichotomy of a good vs bad outcome. i don't think op wanted to go to a gym that was creepy OR wet
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 01/08/2026
This is crazy lol. I’m slipping a piece of paper with Chinese written on it under a door and someone inside is responding in Chinese with another slip of paper. Whoever’s in there must be a native level Chinese speaker! Well, guess I’ll stop thinking about it now
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Doug @outflanked.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
because the game is E.Y.E. Divine Cybermancy, one of the most slavjank games that france has ever made
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Doug @outflanked.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
patreon, like everything else, has a mobile site. there is no reason to use an app for anything, an app is just a worse web browser. everyone please stop installing apps on your phone. apps are useless you can do it with Mozilla Firefox and they have adblock on there
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Doug @outflanked.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
finally playing that cyberpunk game everyone's always talking about
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