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Gentleman Banker. Macho Business Donkey Wrestler.

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Marko @osumarko.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hell of a win by the Brewers!!
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Marko @osumarko.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Moby Dick is back. And this time, he's brought friends.
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
#SeptemberBaseball vibes in Cleveland 🗣️
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 02/09/2026
life is a series of forecasts. we live based on trends, preparing futures by available data and good judgement. and yet there’s a 100% chance that today will have some level of unpredictability for all of us. be safe. be kind. the person you meet may be weathering a storm.
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Leah Reich @leahreich.com · 31/08/2026
I’m sure most of you aren’t watching the US Open right now which means you missed this instantly iconic moment, now available in gif form
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 25/08/2026
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
"How can we design a stadium that illustrates the try-hard failures of the Cleveland Browns?" "Maybe make it look like a Cybertruck?" (finger guns) "Bingo."
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 08/08/2026
dude gets pulled over for speeding and tells the cop—fingers tented Elon-style—that he wasn't actually driving, his Tesla was it does not go well youtu.be/kOa9iZmlfnk
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The Tesla did it? Driver argues "I wasn't speeding" with cop and it doesn't go well.
YouTube video by ABC13 Houston
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Get on your horse, Steven Kwan 😱 What a play to start the game in Cleveland!
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Dominic @domoffinland.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
this guy gets it
Listen to this king at a Huntington City Council meeting on Flock Cameras:

"I'm not gonna waste your time, I'm kinda hungry, but one last thing. Every single Flock camera has about 2-3 lbs of copper and about 1-2 grams of gold. Do with that information what you will."
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Ethan Jacobs 🇺🇦 @ejacobslaw.com · 30/07/2026
Ethan Jacobs E @ethanjacobslaw
The challenge was that most of the conservative ideals don't have mass appeal.
So their fans rode a tiger. Eventually it became clear the tiger—not them—decided on the direction it was heading, and the riders became tiger fans or were replaced.
10:52 PM • 8/20/20 From Earth
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Your annual reminder that the Packers’ CEO is named ED POLICY which sounds like a fake adult name a child made up
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Marko @osumarko.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I miss when they would rap the plot of the movie on the soundtrack. Not exclusively, but especially, Will Smith.
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Joe Flynn @chinajoeflynn.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
This is art, to me.
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Since Progressive Field opened in 1994, Cleveland has 104 walk-off home runs That’s 12 more than any other team in that span
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Paste Magazine @pastemagazine.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
There’s comfort in knowing how quickly a song on the radio will become a part of you. 30 years ago, the pop-Tejano style of OMC’s "How Bizarre" was one of those beautiful and mysterious invitations. www.pastemagazine.com/music/alt-ro...
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The bright and bold summer perfection of OMC’s “How Bizarre”
Paste Magazine is your source for the best music, movies, TV, comedy, videogames, books, comics, craft beer, politics and more. Discover your favorite albums and films.
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
,,important message —
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
This is my favorite thing I've written for @mcsweeneys.net in a while. Hope you folks enjoy it! I think the headline pretty much clears up what it's about.
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My Critics Are Missing the Nuance of My Membership in the Wealthy People Hunting Poor People for Sport Club
“Over the last couple of years, I’ve been focused on making a positive impact on how the future unfolds, especially in tech, AI, and which areas of the body ...
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Jefferson-Pilot Pickles @jeffersonpilot.org · 12/07/2026
Handshake meme, one arm say Argentina, one says Switzerland, the hands say “1939-1945 resume gap”
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Paul Nadeau @pauljnadeau.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Not to make this all about America, but things like this, the Tartan Army, the Cape Verde story, Bosnia-Herzegovina and others are good illustrations of how you can be proud to be where you're from and confident in your identity while being kind and gracious and without being a complete dingleberry
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 11/07/2026
Thank you as always to Soccer Computer for making the cool thing not happen retroactively
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
the next USMNT is just the women's team wearing moustaches.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
It’s time for the USA to accept that they’ll never be a great soccer nation. If they want to excel at a global sport, they should redirect their top baseball talent into cricket.
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Jessica Luther @jessicawluther.com · 07/07/2026
Buck up, US fans. The women’s World Cup is less than a year away.
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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
By the Burning River Brigade in NE Ohio
A sign installation on a highway overpass that says "someday a mortician gets to superglue his lips shut."
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 04/07/2026
Never forget that Independence Day is a 4th of July movie
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Matt Miller @mattmiller.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
“everyone is 12” theory original post
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kingbradentucky.bsky.social @kingbradentucky.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Sell $5 tickets to piss on his grave?
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Adam Schwarz @adamjschwarz.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
French Resistance fighter and historian Marc Bloch, murdered by the Gestapo in 1944, is inducted into Panthéon in Paris.
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Derek John Boczkowski @derekboczkowski.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
A picture of the death scene of Goose (Anthony Edwards) from Top Gun, where Maverick (Tom Cruise is cradling Goose from behind, holding him up in the water that they ejected into.
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
RT @marlins.com Wanted: A very good boy Reward: a dream day at @loanDepotpark
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 19/06/2026
Father John Misty: You and your friends still drop Mr. Show references to each other over text. You haven’t had as many Zoom calls with them as you all said you wanted to have. You’ll inevitably watch any movie The Rock is in. Kayaks.
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What Your Favorite Sad Dad Band Says About You
The War on Drugs You make your own paella and take super long naps on Saturday. Like over two hours, consistently. You prefer the smallest possible hardware ...
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
My man looks like Lou Ferrigno made it to vice detective
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
static.klipy.com
Croatian Football Fan Celebration
ALT: Croatian Football Fan Celebration
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austin @aparker.io · 17/06/2026
this is the best video i've seen today
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Marko @osumarko.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Happy #bloomsday!
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Ethan @ethanhamm.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Someone made a chart of where in America the highest concentrations of each team's diaspora pop live and Massachusetts is well represented!
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Uncle Fester's First Communion
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Tracy Morgan: "New York City that's where King King died... and we told Godzilla you next motherf*cker. You, the three headed monster, the flying turtle, all y'all can all get it."
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
The Punisher sticker we've needed all along
You're not The Punisher
You're a white supremacist who didn't read the comics
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Frankie Huang 黄碧赤 @ourobororoboruo.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Welp there’s no unseeing this
Colorful play gym for infants featuring foxes and bunnies, two criss-crossing archs stand over a square matUFC cage being built on the White House launch, criss-crossing arches strongly resembling the baby play gym
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Marko @osumarko.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I feel both seen and attacked.
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Erin Dwyer aka Ginger Is A Construct @erindwyer.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Coming next week from Dawkins: “Teddy Ruxpin says he loves me, this is proof that I am likable and he is sentient.”
Photo of a teddy bear in a brown smock, it’s ya boy, Teddy Ruxbin.
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Stan Oklobdzija @stano.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
This is something that has to be said more often. The reason something like "Haitians in Springfield eat dogs" took off with these bozos is because people from one of the poorest places on Earth went to their bombed out dump of a town and prospered almost instantly. Trump voters are losers.
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TCM Party @tcmparty.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
This just in... @eddiemuller.bsky.social has posted his list of 25 essential noir films. These will air during 2026 Summer of Darkness (Friday nights in June and July.) LET'S GOOOO!! #TCMParty ^JW Full list here: letterboxd.com/eddie_muller...
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Philip Gourevitch @pgourevitch.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
rare good news — very good www.nytimes.com/2026/04/22/s...
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Youth Suicides Declined After Creation of National Hotline
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
It's important to remember that, yes, sometimes good things still happen. www.dailymail.com/news/article...
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Millionaire US big game hunter is trampled to death by elephants
A millionaire US big game hunter was ambushed and killed by FIVE angry elephants whilst hunting a small forest antelope in Central Africa armed with a shotgun.
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Dave Karpf @davekarpf.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
See I’d like to hate this, but I ABSOLUTELY AGREE that robbing the Louvre is cooler than crypto scams and insider trading. All crime should be Oceans 11-style. (Which also means all crime should be fictional. But still!)
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Shrug Welp GIF
Alt: Shrug Welp GIF
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