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Gentleman Banker. Macho Business Donkey Wrestler.

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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
STOP LETTING JD VANCE MEET POPES
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Marko @osumarko.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
As a Guardians fan, I agree this will correct the time line.
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Marko @osumarko.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Happy Columbo Day.
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Stood Guard.
José Ramírez celebrates on the field holding a red flag that reads, "Stand Guard" with a blue Cleveland Guardians logo. He wears a gray shirt with a gray cap.
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Marko @osumarko.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
"Guardsball is the realest ball." Truth.
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
HE SAID THE THING! José Ramírez, never change 🥹
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
🗣️ JOSÉ, JOSÉ, JOSÉ Guardians fans gave José Ramírez a curtain call!
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Marko @osumarko.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
José Ramírez hit this pitch for a home run?!
A screenshot of MLB Gameday pitch-by-pitch breakdown for José Ramírez's home run.
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
One big swing can change everything ⚾️ Can J-Ram and the Guardians complete the comeback in the ALDS?
“We trust in José.” - Travis Bazzana
ALDS 2026 Presented by Booking.com
Pictured: José Ramírez shouts in celebration after hitting a home run. He wears a gray Cleveland Guardians uniform with red and dark blue lettering and a dark blue batting helmet.
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 09/10/2026
runs. #GuardsBall
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Marko @osumarko.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
As a Guardians fan, let me say, you don't want no part of this shit. Its a stressful fandom.
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Marko @osumarko.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Congrats!
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Marko @osumarko.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hell of a win by the Brewers!!
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Marko @osumarko.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Moby Dick is back. And this time, he's brought friends.
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Marko @osumarko.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
To prepare for the day they inevitably Weekend at Bernie's him.
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Marko @osumarko.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Playoff Rocchio strikes again.
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Marko @osumarko.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My bio on here says "macho business donkey wrestler."
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Marko @osumarko.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I'm in ohio, I've been seeing them constantly.
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
#SeptemberBaseball vibes in Cleveland 🗣️
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 02/09/2026
life is a series of forecasts. we live based on trends, preparing futures by available data and good judgement. and yet there’s a 100% chance that today will have some level of unpredictability for all of us. be safe. be kind. the person you meet may be weathering a storm.
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Leah Reich @leahreich.com · 31/08/2026
I’m sure most of you aren’t watching the US Open right now which means you missed this instantly iconic moment, now available in gif form
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Marko @osumarko.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
You know bro. Home run pitch.
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Marko @osumarko.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
As a Clevelander, I can confirm, the Browns will always Browns.
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Marko @osumarko.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
My personal favorite Tim Curry role was Cardinal Richileau in The Three Musketeers from the 90s.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 25/08/2026
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Marko @osumarko.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Second this. I remember when he first started, all the allegations were treated as a big joke by fans. I saw pics of people tailgating with sexual assault themed decorations.
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Marko @osumarko.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
"How can we design a stadium that illustrates the try-hard failures of the Cleveland Browns?" "Maybe make it look like a Cybertruck?" (finger guns) "Bingo."
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Marko @osumarko.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Watching the Browns?? As a Clevelander, let me say:
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 08/08/2026
dude gets pulled over for speeding and tells the cop—fingers tented Elon-style—that he wasn't actually driving, his Tesla was it does not go well youtu.be/kOa9iZmlfnk
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The Tesla did it? Driver argues "I wasn't speeding" with cop and it doesn't go well.
YouTube video by ABC13 Houston
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Get on your horse, Steven Kwan 😱 What a play to start the game in Cleveland!
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Dominic @domoffinland.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
this guy gets it
Listen to this king at a Huntington City Council meeting on Flock Cameras:

"I'm not gonna waste your time, I'm kinda hungry, but one last thing. Every single Flock camera has about 2-3 lbs of copper and about 1-2 grams of gold. Do with that information what you will."
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Ethan Jacobs 🇺🇦 @ejacobslaw.com · 30/07/2026
Ethan Jacobs E @ethanjacobslaw
The challenge was that most of the conservative ideals don't have mass appeal.
So their fans rode a tiger. Eventually it became clear the tiger—not them—decided on the direction it was heading, and the riders became tiger fans or were replaced.
10:52 PM • 8/20/20 From Earth
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Your annual reminder that the Packers’ CEO is named ED POLICY which sounds like a fake adult name a child made up
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Marko @osumarko.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I miss when they would rap the plot of the movie on the soundtrack. Not exclusively, but especially, Will Smith.
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Marko @osumarko.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
It's the accordion. It'll keep a celebrity grounded.
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Marko @osumarko.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
That was a prodigious blast.
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Joe Flynn @chinajoeflynn.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
This is art, to me.
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Marko @osumarko.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
That is a great cucumber to pick, slice, & put in a salad.
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Marko @osumarko.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
He's only there because someone said the oar was a winnowing fan.
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Since Progressive Field opened in 1994, Cleveland has 104 walk-off home runs That’s 12 more than any other team in that span
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Marko @osumarko.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Sealant Team 6?
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Paste Magazine @pastemagazine.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
There’s comfort in knowing how quickly a song on the radio will become a part of you. 30 years ago, the pop-Tejano style of OMC’s "How Bizarre" was one of those beautiful and mysterious invitations. www.pastemagazine.com/music/alt-ro...
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The bright and bold summer perfection of OMC’s “How Bizarre”
Paste Magazine is your source for the best music, movies, TV, comedy, videogames, books, comics, craft beer, politics and more. Discover your favorite albums and films.
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Marko @osumarko.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
New CBS spinoff show, FBI: Pool Division.
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
,,important message —
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
This is my favorite thing I've written for @mcsweeneys.net in a while. Hope you folks enjoy it! I think the headline pretty much clears up what it's about.
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My Critics Are Missing the Nuance of My Membership in the Wealthy People Hunting Poor People for Sport Club
“Over the last couple of years, I’ve been focused on making a positive impact on how the future unfolds, especially in tech, AI, and which areas of the body ...
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Jefferson-Pilot Pickles @jeffersonpilot.org · 12/07/2026
Handshake meme, one arm say Argentina, one says Switzerland, the hands say “1939-1945 resume gap”
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Paul Nadeau @pauljnadeau.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Not to make this all about America, but things like this, the Tartan Army, the Cape Verde story, Bosnia-Herzegovina and others are good illustrations of how you can be proud to be where you're from and confident in your identity while being kind and gracious and without being a complete dingleberry
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 11/07/2026
Thank you as always to Soccer Computer for making the cool thing not happen retroactively
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