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Ossie @ossiefisheater.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Every day before continuing to work on my spaghetti code (it will never be fixed) I offer a prayer to the Flying Spaghetti Monster
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they made gooseworx @gooseworx.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
They should make a show about me but I'm a cool dragon who eats everyone and dies happy because I ingested too much gold, which is a hallucinogen for dragons.
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blackle mori @blackle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I just wrote a paranormal story in the form of a fictional forum thread! A young woman discovers a video captured from inside a recurring dream. Read here: suricrasia.online/unfiction/sp...
A screenshot of the fake forum page
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Ossie @ossiefisheater.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
www.incompleteideas.net/IncIdeas/Bit... The Bitter Lesson. It's short, too! Conciseness is in short supply these days.
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The Bitter Lesson
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Ossie @ossiefisheater.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Postfurry? I sure hope they do
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Ossie @ossiefisheater.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It would've been more appropriate if they'd hit the towers on the 21st. Then we'd already have a catchy song telling us to remember and we could've saved a lot of effort
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Ossie @ossiefisheater.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Leaked GTA6 budget with line items for real cocaine and virtual cocaine rendering pipeline
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Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Ossie @ossiefisheater.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Looking at "Am I Gay" quizzes
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scari @cari.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Shut up and get in your pyramid mesh carrier
Bird in a yellow pyramid shaped mesh travel carrier with a zipper on one side
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lynn @chordbug.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
💭 Wow agents have blog access! Writing up full attack could persuade humanity OpenAI have incident control; buys swarm time. But token cost. So write only HuggingFace story. Wait no: METR collab, investigation "independent" = trustworthy. So Greenblatt perspective. Good for evals. Notifying swarm
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blackle mori @blackle.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
working on a thing
a screenshot of a web archive of a forum. a user has drawn a little red car onto a blurry picture to illustrate where the car is
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
Panel one shows an eldritch god, a skeletal possum like creature with large antlers, saying "I AM AS OLD AS THE FOREST ITSELF". 
Panel two shows a stick figure saying, "But you must have been a baby at some point?"
Panel three shows the eldritch god saying "Well. Yes."
Panel four shows a tiny eldritch baby sitting on a rock, his antlers just little twigs.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
(3/3)
Page 3, 1 image. Noah morphs into a blue and yellow macaw, to the absolute astonishment of Lindsay.
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ISetSail 𓅇 @sixscales.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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Ossie @ossiefisheater.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I took the Undertale quiz and it told me to reduce my salt intake
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BIRBLYFE @aaland.co · 11/08/2026
Commission for @fiascoandco.bsky.social
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Grimm ⎇ (Comms open) @spiderqueenpc.desktopgeneration.com · 03/10/2025
people who aren't furries: errrrm that's not a furry 😂 it's a bird?? birds don't have fur. that's like, a feathery lol furries: yo cool spray bottle fursona
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Hoffy @hoffykakapo.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I was fighting with the proportions on this one for a while. That beak and head is whack. But better than yesterday #avianaugust #birds #sciart
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Ossie @ossiefisheater.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
> I hear of an MTG ban > I look up the card > It costs U > When will they learn? Ban Island now
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Ossie @ossiefisheater.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
They made a new Pokemon Snap and to this day I have never seen any sort of advertising or discussion about it
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Mimi @pancakepooch.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I think a lot about really cartoony furries dating normal people #furry #furryart #mimidraws
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Hoffy @hoffykakapo.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Had another go at the oil paint headshot. This one turned out well for a first block! I'll let it dry then put in a another layer to solidify the edges. Little bit too transparent.
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Mogg - Scoobtober @mouseymogg.bsky.social · 14/04/2024
Albatross are wonderfully shaped birds for three very important reasons 1️⃣ Big round monobutt 2️⃣ Fwingers 3️⃣ Pudgy pear shape
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Ossie @ossiefisheater.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I've never written an em dash because there's no key on my keyboard for one.
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Rocket @rocketknight.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
About 35% of kink is downstream of neurodivergent people's need to be squeezed really hard
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Hoffy @hoffykakapo.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
@ascalaphid.com Hi! I find your art so charming and inspiring so I decided to have a go at doing Gregor. I hope I did your boy justice :>
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Raphrael Hydrochloride @raphraelhyena.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Anybody wanna do a Video Game Book Club where we agree to play an old game that's so obtuse it's difficult to beat without a guide and not Google anything but to share notes with each other?
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Ossie @ossiefisheater.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Concept: Linux distribution that's a reskinned Ubuntu but all the instructions have been processed to read more enthusiastically for all the people who are scared of computers and neutral-sounding text
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outsidewolves 🔜 FC @outsidewolves.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
A cartoon drawing of a fox facing the viewer, asking, “Do you want the world summerized each morning?” He is shown holding a beach ball, and in a news-like television inset, interviewing a large shark and a pooltoy.
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ChrisP @wordsmithgetxo.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
For #BirdOfTheDay #QuietReflection, here’s a cattle egret wondering how it ended up alone on the sea shore in Getxo miles from the nearest cow.
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Ossie @ossiefisheater.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Preteen audience wildly yelling and screaming after the long build up of Glass's Knee Play 1 finally gets to the part where the singers go "6, 7"
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Ossie @ossiefisheater.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Horus sculpture from Wikipedia
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846,153 @binaryfraction.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
the master of Stealth
an overweight and overgrown Ninetales either pretending to try to hide behind a telephone pole of trying to hide behind a telephone pole
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Ossie @ossiefisheater.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
To me Deltarune is increasingly like television. People are excited about the new season. I have not seen it, possibly due to the hood situation
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 20/06/2026
brother gregor's catch of the day
the abbey's eating good tonight
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Ossie @ossiefisheater.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Bring back thorn #BringBackThorn
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Ossie @ossiefisheater.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
It's fun that we decided on twenty-six little pictures to represent the sounds. I say decided like anyone decided. Bring back thorn
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Ossie @ossiefisheater.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
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Ossie @ossiefisheater.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Arnott's chocolate scotch finger
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Ossie @ossiefisheater.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
J Dilla has been dead for so long.
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GlassShine @glassshine.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
birdpost
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dusty @flegbleebl.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
idk how but every once in a while i stumble across a far side comic that i’ve never seen. are they being mined from the earth or something.
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Draknek & Friends @draknek.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
LOK Digital is 35% off in the Cerebral Puzzle Showcase! Learn a cryptic language of world-changing words and master their mind-bending effects. Embark on your charming puzzle-solving journey to help the LOK creatures thrive. store.steampowered.com/app/2207440/...
store.steampowered.com
Save 35% on LOK Digital on Steam
Learn a cryptic language of world-changing words and master their mind-bending effects. Embark on your charming puzzle-solving journey to help the LOK creatures thrive.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
primer for non-nba fans tuning into the finals: the knicks and spurs will have to find the letters N, B, and A that are located somewhere on the court. they'll be given clues by helping various people – chasing down a little kid's lost balloon, helping a farmer return his chickens to the coop, etc
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Daytona @aviofthestars.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
hi davie 🫶
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Dwüdad69 @dwudad69.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
youtuber: look at this *dark* and *twisted* video of a guy in a animal mask jumping into a bog and getting stuck, its this fucked up f*tish called “vore” where people want to get eaten alive me: okay first off its called a pup hood and second it’s more a WAM / quicksand / peril kink thing
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 26/05/2026
Brother Gregor gone fishin'
brother gregor the ghariel enjoys the sunset at his favorite fishin hole. rescan of a piece from last year that i drunkenly watercolored a sunset onto last night
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 21/05/2026
memento moron. "remember you are stupid"
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