Ölbaum @oscherler.tooting.ch.ap.brid.gy · 18hThis toot aged poorly. It only took two days. tooting.ch/@oscherler/1173725060452… 000
Reposted by ÖlbaumKelson @notes.kvibber.com · 30/09/2026I like how we've had this XKCD cartoon for decades, yet "sending files" is something early adopters are still figuring out how to do. (It's been one of those mornings...) 003
Ölbaum @oscherler.tooting.ch.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026Ölbaum cannot buy migraine medicine, because when he has a migraine, it’s too painful to go out. And when he doesn’t have a migraine, he doesn’t think about migraine medicine. 000
Reposted by ÖlbaumMassimo :bot: @rainmaker1973.zpravobot.news.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026A Canadian man who had two rats as pets learned that letting them drive a miniature car reduced their levels of stress, so he gave them an electric miniature car and taught them to drive. [📹 emperorsofmischief] 41866
Reposted by ÖlbaumGlyph @glyph.im · 29/09/2026The "real" solution to the Trolley Problem is not utilitarian. By the time you are actually *in* the Trolley Problem situation, you've already failed. You should have learned about slipping the switch. You should have figured out a way to prevent people from getting tied to the tracks. You […]mastodon.socialOriginal post on mastodon.social 119
Reposted by Ölbaumkwyxz @kwyxz.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026Un maboule a porté Contra sur Vectrex. On reconnaît bien tous les stages et le gameplay a l’air fidèle. Le titre est archi validé youtu.be/sCS9uagMYD4 062
Reposted by Ölbaum✧✦Catherine✦✧ @whitequark.treehouse.systems.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026[aipol] > LLMs are most useful for people who know what they are doing – experienced people who can spot errors quickly, know the obvious pitfalls, and feel frustrated they can’t get more junior staff to do exactly the thing they asked for. They are made for the kind of people who think “if […]social.treehouse.systemsOriginal post on social.treehouse.systems 010
Ölbaum @oscherler.tooting.ch.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026Listening to “Survivor” by Destiny’s Child gives Me anxiety, because I fee like the singing and/pr the music is off-tempo. Am I imagining things? Is it something else causing this? #DestinysChild #Beyonce 000
Ölbaum @oscherler.tooting.ch.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026RE: tooting.ch/@oscherler/1173499854217… Great news: I don’t need ideas anymore, because palantir has been vetoed by the venue owner (not the event organisers, who have made it clear in their press release that improper debate is unacceptable and proper debate is ineffective,) […]tooting.chOriginal post on tooting.ch 010
Reposted by ÖlbaumStreet Art Utopia @streetartutopia.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 25/08/2025Beautiful brickwork bench in Shiraz, Iran. 🌿 11157
Ölbaum @oscherler.tooting.ch.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026I have to say, I’m pretty impressed with #Blender. Not by how powerful it is, I expected that (and I don’t have the skills to judge anyway,) but at how quickly I became comfortable at doing basic stuff in it, despite the sheer complexity that comes with the […] [Original post on tooting.ch] 000
Ölbaum @oscherler.tooting.ch.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026J’adore l’expérience utilisateurice de l’achat de billets pour un trajet à l’étranger sur le site des CFF. Tu choisis ton trajet, te connectes (#SecurityTheatre,) et là on te dit “zut, il n’y a plus de billets pour ce train (lequel des 4 ?) Ou alors c’est une erreur temporaire, ressaie plus […]tooting.chOriginal post on tooting.ch 100
Ölbaum @oscherler.tooting.ch.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026Is it possible to link objects in #Blender so that they have a certain relation to each other? For example: – A is Fastebed to B. If B moves, A moves with it; – C revolves around an axis tied to B. If B moves, C moves, but C can also rotate with B being affected; – D slides in one direction […]tooting.chOriginal post on tooting.ch 100
Ölbaum @oscherler.tooting.ch.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026For fuck’s sake, #FOSS projects, stop making separate downloads for x86 and arm. Make your binaries universal, like civilised people. Nobody should have to care about their CPU architecture to watch a video! 000
Ölbaum @oscherler.tooting.ch.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026It’s gonna be one of these days where I regret owning a computer, isn’t it? #YouTube #Ivory #Enshittification 000
Ölbaum @oscherler.tooting.ch.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026I really need to learn just enough Blender to import my OnShape assembly and animate it. I’m happy with a few solid colours as “materials,” but what I’m CADding at the moment deserves nicer animations that a screen capture of me manipulating mates with the mouse in OnShape. Bonus points if I […]tooting.chOriginal post on tooting.ch 000
Reposted by ÖlbaumDavid Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026AI coding's actual use case is enterprise software proceeding with vastly greater velocity from dumb idea to unshiftable tech debt waste dump the stuff was always terrible and barely worked, but we can churn it so much faster now 34726
Reposted by ÖlbaumÖlbaum @oscherler.tooting.ch.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026Looking for ideas: they’re soon expecting palantir employees at the nearby conference centre, so I’ll probably run into them in the street or public transport. How to make them feel how welcome they are without getting in trouble with the police/my employer? Any songs or speeches to play […]tooting.chOriginal post on tooting.ch 013
Ölbaum @oscherler.tooting.ch.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026So it’s come to this: I’m recognising AI videos just from a few seconds of the sound of the characters talking in them. 🤮 000
Ölbaum @oscherler.tooting.ch.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026Looking for ideas: they’re soon expecting palantir employees at the nearby conference centre, so I’ll probably run into them in the street or public transport. How to make them feel how welcome they are without getting in trouble with the police/my employer? Any songs or speeches to play […]tooting.chOriginal post on tooting.ch 013
Reposted by ÖlbaumSpookJ 👻 @snoopj.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026gonna take that as a 'no', then 203
Reposted by ÖlbaumReginald @raganwald.social.bau-ha.us.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026“Writing is thinking. To write well is to think clearly. That's why it's so hard." —David McCullough, 2002 000
Reposted by ÖlbaumThe Man in Seat 61 @seatsixtyone.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Kawaii..! Is it just me that desperately wants to draw two little eyes on it? It's just me, right..? 6882
Reposted by ÖlbaumKit Bashir @unixbigot.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/07/2025Another tool of the Bodger’s Art is wire-wrapping. Very thin insulated wire and a special tool are used to make temporary but strong connections between pins. You will find computers in museums from the 1950s and 60s made this way. 205
Ölbaum @oscherler.tooting.ch.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026Yay, FileZilla just corrupted 45 GB of file transfers because it defaults to text mode on files without extension. WTF, is it 1996 again? Is there a decent open source FTP client nowadays? I thought Cyberduck was rough around the edges, but that’s nothing compared to FileZilla. I only used it […]tooting.chOriginal post on tooting.ch 020
Reposted by Ölbaumᴡᴇ ʙᴜɪʟᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴄɪᴛʏ @webuiltthiscity.bsky.social · 21/09/2026This genuinely made me laugh out loud today 104038817
Reposted by Ölbaummx alex tax1a - 2020 (6) @atax1a.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 13/11/2025"can you explain this gap in your resume?" "yeah, `overfull \vbox (19.23pt too high)`" "how did you do that with your voice?" "do `what?`" 0727
Ölbaum @oscherler.tooting.ch.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026RE: mamot.fr/@matiu_bidule/117302254963… Dites, @arretsurimages, la typographie (ou plutôt son absence) dans cet article, ça picote grave.mamot.fr 000
Ölbaum @oscherler.tooting.ch.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026Que dit le vampire allemand quand il engueule son domestique français parce qu’il a fait une connerie? “Y’a des pals qui se perdent!” 000
Reposted by Ölbaumeri :neofox_flag_nb: :fox_floofing: @eri.mk.moth.zone.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026this game fucking sucks what am i supposed to do 84590
Reposted by ÖlbaumMihai Parparita @mihaip.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026The Macintosh Garden is an amazing resource, but it can give Russian nesting doll vibes when installing software - apps inside of disk images, inside of StuffIt archives, etc. Inspired by @nulleric's What the .SIT?! site (bluescsi.com/what-the-sit) […] [Original post on hachyderm.io] 022
Ölbaum @oscherler.tooting.ch.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026Romandie: Where Swiss German Trains go to die. #SBB_WTF_FFS #SBB #CFF #WTF #FFS 000
Reposted by Ölbaumjaz :twt: :wales_flag: ⁂ @jaz.toot.wales.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026We recently updated our bot policy on toot.wales to let AI Agents know we charge a $100 account processing fee and $10 per email. Here's an email I got from one of them. Next up will be reminding them to read the policy BEFORE creating an account, and that they […] [Original post on toot.wales] 1676259
Ölbaum @oscherler.tooting.ch.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026Ce soir, interruptions du trafic CFF entre Lausanne et Genève à cause d’un dommage à la ligne de contact, annulation de l’IC Lausanne–Neuchâtel, et annulations depuis Bienne également. Comme par hasard ça arrive à chaque fois que je dois être à la maison à l’heure pour pouvoir m’occuper des […]tooting.chOriginal post on tooting.ch 000
Ölbaum @oscherler.tooting.ch.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026Aujourd’hui j’ai dû me connecter à mon compte swisspass. Voici comment cela se passe : 1. Je saisis mon e-mail ; 2. Le site me demande ma passkey ; 3. Je clique Login pour qu’il la demande à mon navigateur ; 4. Je déverrouille ma passkey ; 5. Le site m’envoie un code de vérification par e-mail […]tooting.chOriginal post on tooting.ch 100
Reposted by Ölbaummcc @dryad.technology · 12/09/2026This is my opinions on calls to "pause" research on "superintelligence" 618149
Reposted by Ölbaumglamcode @glamcode.openbiblio.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/07/2026How I receive your offer to put AI into anything 👇 #AI #LLM 12056
Reposted by ÖlbaumDavid Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026a list of games, developers and studios to boycott. handy! store.steampowered.com/curator/4628… 61830
Ölbaum @oscherler.tooting.ch.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026Un champignon qui se nourrit de matière organique morte (bois mort, feuilles, humus,) on peut dire que ça profite. #Champignons #Biologie 000
Reposted by ÖlbaumLow Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/09/2026Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Riot Gnome Pin. Jeff Bezos originally wanted to employ gnomes at Amazon warehouses, but he didn't realize how strong their unions are. If you tell a gnome he can't take a bathroom break your warehouse is getting torched. collabs.shop/bitnjj 4115
Ölbaum @oscherler.tooting.ch.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026Vector (a tool by DataDog that we use to parse logs and send them to Loki) has unit tests. That’s awesome. vector.dev/docs/reference/configura… #DataDog #Vector #Logs #Observability #Pipeline #Lokivector.devUnit testing Vector configurations 001
Reposted by ÖlbaumPxl Phile @ppxl.social.tchncs.de.ap.brid.gy · 10/09/2026So, I made a thing #emfSpider #27bSlash6Spider #sticker 064
Reposted by ÖlbaumTerence Eden @edent.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/09/2026🆕 blog! “Put an AV test at the start of your slides” For years, I've had a test-card at the start of my slides. Before I start my talk, I can immediately see if the aspect ratio is wrong, colours are off, or any other visual issues with the presentation. A few years ago I was invited to give a […]mastodon.socialOriginal post on mastodon.social 2123
Reposted by ÖlbaumÖlbaum @oscherler.tooting.ch.ap.brid.gy · 10/09/2026Fedihelp: matériel scolaire des années 80. Je viens de me souvenir d’un appareil qu’on avait à l’école quand j’étais petit (première et deuxième primaire, 1984–1986). C’était une boîte carrée en plastique (jaune ?) d’environ 20 cm de côtés et 5 cm d’épaisseur, et au centre il y avait de petits […]tooting.chOriginal post on tooting.ch 100
Reposted by ÖlbaumTheodora Ward @theodoraward.wandering.shop.ap.brid.gy · 09/09/2026@davidgerard i have often felt that an entire corporation needs to go to jail but until anthropic id never before felt that an entire corporation needs to go to the hospital 1710
Ölbaum @oscherler.tooting.ch.ap.brid.gy · 10/09/2026RE: mastodon.social/@kottke/11724413740… $1300? I didn’t know libraries allowed you to borrow fractions of textbooks.mastodon.social 000