Ölbaum @oscherler.tooting.ch.ap.brid.gy · 19h@mayasynth Tu savais ça, toi? sfba.social/@janxdevil/117452397147…sfba.socialThe Janx Devil (@janxdevil@sfba.social)@tay@transfem.social @brouhaha@mastodon.social @CliftonR@wandering.shop Apple chose the colon as a path separator on Macintosh because American style number dates are separated by forward slash and ProDOS would not let you use them in filenames. 000 0
Reposted by Ölbaumtante @tante.tldr.nettime.org.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026"I suggest the social action: shame. Shame these people. Their actions are shameful. AI bros hate being shamed and they try to make rules against shaming — because shame works. None of these people doing shameful things deserve a place in polite company. They should be shamed for their shameful […]tldr.nettime.orgOriginal post on tldr.nettime.org 8177 77
Ölbaum @oscherler.tooting.ch.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026@stefanlindbohm @root42 They forgot to make the trains stuck on the West side. 000 0
Ölbaum @oscherler.tooting.ch.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026The real reason they demoted Pluto.noc.social 000 0
Reposted by ÖlbaumÖlbaum @oscherler.tooting.ch.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026Whenever I look at the code for the MiSTer FPGA core we developed for Nemesis, I’m amazed again that we pulled it off. I remember how complicated the sound subsystem looked at the beginning, with its unknown K5289 custom chip. Then I laugh at how simple it is compared to the rest of the game […]tooting.chOriginal post on tooting.ch 010 1
Ölbaum @oscherler.tooting.ch.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026Whenever I look at the code for the MiSTer FPGA core we developed for Nemesis, I’m amazed again that we pulled it off. I remember how complicated the sound subsystem looked at the beginning, with its unknown K5289 custom chip. Then I laugh at how simple it is compared to the rest of the game […]tooting.chOriginal post on tooting.ch 010 1
Reposted by Ölbaumbabble encat @babble-endanger.freeradical.zone.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026@younata Nah I have a strong and long hatred for Phillips-head screws. No point "protecting" the tool by stripping the screw head and the bit. I haven't picked a favorite but Torx and square seem nice. 101 1
Ölbaum @oscherler.tooting.ch.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026“Les pays scandinaves, je me suis pas fermée, mais je ne les trouve culturellement par intéressants.” #ConneriesQuOnEntendSansLeMétro 000 0
Ölbaum @oscherler.tooting.ch.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026Good thing there are only 28 days in February.mastodon.social 000 0
Ölbaum @oscherler.tooting.ch.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026Git conflict --ours vs. --theirs: I’m merging a branch. --ours is the branch I’m on, --theirs is the branch I’m merging. Makes sense. I’m rebasing a branch. --ours is the branch I’m rebasing, --theirs is the branch I’m on. Wait. I can make it make sense iff I’m rebasing someone else’s branch […]tooting.chOriginal post on tooting.ch 000 0
Ölbaum @oscherler.tooting.ch.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026@whitequark I initially thought it was a level from the Game Boy game Trax. 😃 000 0
Ölbaum @oscherler.tooting.ch.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026Makes a typo in the hashtag; Doesn’t understand why nobody likes his post. #RubiksCube #RubikCube #Rubik #GhostCube #Puzzle 001 1
Ölbaum @oscherler.tooting.ch.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026@MichalBryxi Otherwise, how would you implement fun stuff like filtering and sorting of only the items that are visible on the current page of a paginated table? 100 1
Ölbaum @oscherler.tooting.ch.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026Ceci est une annonce d’utilité publique: Arrêtez de parcheminer du malheur. 000 0
Reposted by ÖlbaumMatthew Haughey @mathowie.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026The hardest part of flying home from Japan is adjusting to the time change. For example in Tokyo I got to experience a future where everyone deserves dignity but I’m flying back to a country intent on pushing itself back to the 1950s. It’s hard to adjust your watch to that. 22642 42
Ölbaum @oscherler.tooting.ch.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026@louiswitter.com @kwyxz Je n’ai toujours pas compris pourquoi une brasserie du Jura avait une chaîne de TV. 000 0
Reposted by ÖlbaumÖlbaum @oscherler.tooting.ch.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026I solved my Ghost Cube, the puzzle that’s almost, but not quite, entirely unlike a Rubik’s cube. It took me about 6 hours. My daughter scrambled it right after I got it, before I got a chance to study it solved (🤬,) so that made it more challenging. I didn’t use […] [Original post on tooting.ch] 001 1
Ölbaum @oscherler.tooting.ch.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026I solved my Ghost Cube, the puzzle that’s almost, but not quite, entirely unlike a Rubik’s cube. It took me about 6 hours. My daughter scrambled it right after I got it, before I got a chance to study it solved (🤬,) so that made it more challenging. I didn’t use […] [Original post on tooting.ch] 001 1
Ölbaum @oscherler.tooting.ch.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026An Iranian, an Egyptian and a French bourge walk into a database table. ERROR 1406: Data too long for column 'first_name' #Joke #Database #BasedOnATrueStory 000 0
Reposted by ÖlbaumSpookJ 👻 @snoopj.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026Happy "Charles Darwin is poorly today" Day to those who celebrate 165 years ago today, Charles Darwin was having a rough one 02896 96
Ölbaum @oscherler.tooting.ch.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026@brouhaha Your typo made me want to make a joke about a distro that we’d nickname Fauxdora, but I can’t find a good one. 001 1
Ölbaum @oscherler.tooting.ch.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026This toot aged poorly. It only took two days. tooting.ch/@oscherler/1173725060452… 000 0
Reposted by ÖlbaumKelson @notes.kvibber.com · 30/09/2026I like how we've had this XKCD cartoon for decades, yet "sending files" is something early adopters are still figuring out how to do. (It's been one of those mornings...) 003 3
Ölbaum @oscherler.tooting.ch.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026Ölbaum cannot buy migraine medicine, because when he has a migraine, it’s too painful to go out. And when he doesn’t have a migraine, he doesn’t think about migraine medicine. 000 0
Ölbaum @oscherler.tooting.ch.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026@wezm Most of the time setting up Firefox amount to finding the hidden settings that turn it into a normal application, instead of a “different for the sake of being different with no regard for design or UX” application. 000 0
Reposted by ÖlbaumGlyph @glyph.im · 29/09/2026The "real" solution to the Trolley Problem is not utilitarian. By the time you are actually *in* the Trolley Problem situation, you've already failed. You should have learned about slipping the switch. You should have figured out a way to prevent people from getting tied to the tracks. You […]mastodon.socialOriginal post on mastodon.social 119 9
Reposted by Ölbaumkwyxz @kwyxz.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026Un maboule a porté Contra sur Vectrex. On reconnaît bien tous les stages et le gameplay a l’air fidèle. Le titre est archi validé youtu.be/sCS9uagMYD4 062 6
Reposted by Ölbaum✧✦Catherine✦✧ @whitequark.treehouse.systems.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026[aipol] > LLMs are most useful for people who know what they are doing – experienced people who can spot errors quickly, know the obvious pitfalls, and feel frustrated they can’t get more junior staff to do exactly the thing they asked for. They are made for the kind of people who think “if […]social.treehouse.systemsOriginal post on social.treehouse.systems 010 1
Ölbaum @oscherler.tooting.ch.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026Listening to “Survivor” by Destiny’s Child gives Me anxiety, because I fee like the singing and/pr the music is off-tempo. Am I imagining things? Is it something else causing this? #DestinysChild #Beyonce 000 0
Ölbaum @oscherler.tooting.ch.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026@MichalBryxi A PDF has several bounding boxes, one that delimits what needs to be printed, and one what needs to be kept after cropping. And another two or three that I forgot what they are. But the person who cuts wants marks to be able to verify the bounding boxes are correct. 000 0
Ölbaum @oscherler.tooting.ch.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026RE: tooting.ch/@oscherler/1173499854217… Great news: I don’t need ideas anymore, because palantir has been vetoed by the venue owner (not the event organisers, who have made it clear in their press release that improper debate is unacceptable and proper debate is ineffective,) […]tooting.chOriginal post on tooting.ch 010 1
Reposted by ÖlbaumStreet Art Utopia @streetartutopia.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 25/08/2025Beautiful brickwork bench in Shiraz, Iran. 🌿 11156 56
Ölbaum @oscherler.tooting.ch.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026I have to say, I’m pretty impressed with #Blender. Not by how powerful it is, I expected that (and I don’t have the skills to judge anyway,) but at how quickly I became comfortable at doing basic stuff in it, despite the sheer complexity that comes with the […] [Original post on tooting.ch] 000 0
Ölbaum @oscherler.tooting.ch.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026“Ah, et quand tu télécharges tes billets, on va appeler tous les fichiers ’Unknown.pdf,’ comme ça tu peux jouer à Sherlock Holmes ou Indiana Jones dans ton dossier téléchargements, c’est marrant.” Têtes de bites lobotomisées. #SBB #CFF #UX #SBB_WTF_FFS #Incompétence 010 1
Ölbaum @oscherler.tooting.ch.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026“Et si tu cliques sur ’Choisir le trajet du retour,’ pour voir si ça fait un rabais (eh non,) et que tu changes d’avis et reviens en arrière, je te bousille ta sélection aussi, sinon ce serait trop facile. Et pis comme tu ne peux pas regarder si tous les sous-trajets ont de la place avant […]tooting.chOriginal post on tooting.ch 110 1
Ölbaum @oscherler.tooting.ch.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026J’adore l’expérience utilisateurice de l’achat de billets pour un trajet à l’étranger sur le site des CFF. Tu choisis ton trajet, te connectes (#SecurityTheatre,) et là on te dit “zut, il n’y a plus de billets pour ce train (lequel des 4 ?) Ou alors c’est une erreur temporaire, ressaie plus […]tooting.chOriginal post on tooting.ch 100 1
Ölbaum @oscherler.tooting.ch.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026@raganwald @futurebird I’d start by removing duplicate letters from each book, then removing books with the same resulting title. 😃 001 1
Ölbaum @oscherler.tooting.ch.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026@benjamineskola Maybe booting is an optional feature that has to be enabled at compile-time. (It’s a joke, not mockery.) 100 1
Ölbaum @oscherler.tooting.ch.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026Is it possible to link objects in #Blender so that they have a certain relation to each other? For example: – A is Fastebed to B. If B moves, A moves with it; – C revolves around an axis tied to B. If B moves, C moves, but C can also rotate with B being affected; – D slides in one direction […]tooting.chOriginal post on tooting.ch 100 1
Ölbaum @oscherler.tooting.ch.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026For fuck’s sake, #FOSS projects, stop making separate downloads for x86 and arm. Make your binaries universal, like civilised people. Nobody should have to care about their CPU architecture to watch a video! 000 0
Ölbaum @oscherler.tooting.ch.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026It’s gonna be one of these days where I regret owning a computer, isn’t it? #YouTube #Ivory #Enshittification 000 0
Ölbaum @oscherler.tooting.ch.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026I really need to learn just enough Blender to import my OnShape assembly and animate it. I’m happy with a few solid colours as “materials,” but what I’m CADding at the moment deserves nicer animations that a screen capture of me manipulating mates with the mouse in OnShape. Bonus points if I […]tooting.chOriginal post on tooting.ch 000 0
Ölbaum @oscherler.tooting.ch.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026@davidgerard Managers have been touching themselves at the idea of zero-lines-of-code development for literal decades. I doubt it’s ever been about the lines themselves, rather about the wages of the people who write them. 000 0
Reposted by ÖlbaumDavid Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026AI coding's actual use case is enterprise software proceeding with vastly greater velocity from dumb idea to unshiftable tech debt waste dump the stuff was always terrible and barely worked, but we can churn it so much faster now 34725 47
Reposted by ÖlbaumÖlbaum @oscherler.tooting.ch.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026Looking for ideas: they’re soon expecting palantir employees at the nearby conference centre, so I’ll probably run into them in the street or public transport. How to make them feel how welcome they are without getting in trouble with the police/my employer? Any songs or speeches to play […]tooting.chOriginal post on tooting.ch 013 3
Ölbaum @oscherler.tooting.ch.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026So it’s come to this: I’m recognising AI videos just from a few seconds of the sound of the characters talking in them. 🤮 000 0