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Matt Ortile (or-TEE-lay)

@ortile.bsky.social
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🇵🇭 Author of THE GROOM WILL KEEP HIS NAME. Editor, Condé Nast Traveler. Formerly: executive editor of Catapult magazine.

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Matt Ortile (or-TEE-lay) @ortile.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
“my house is on Pretty Girl Avenue” saaaaaame
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Matt Ortile (or-TEE-lay) @ortile.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
does anyone on here have thoughts about the Bilt credit card / has experience paying rent with Bilt?? I think I am finally ready to make the jump 👀
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colin feral @sal.gay · 22/06/2025
No cuomo (said while thinking abt “no homo”)
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Matt Ortile (or-TEE-lay) @ortile.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
had a busy week but this kind of only-in-New York marathon of events, shows, parties, dinner reservations, et al. never gets old even after 11 years of living here :)
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Kate McKean @katemckean.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
It should not be this hard to find an agent, right??????
agentsandbooks.com
It Should Not Be This Hard to Find an Agent
Except...... (And an Excerpt)
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Kristine Ada Carter @kristineadacarter.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
I love this newsletter for writers: @katemckean.bsky.social . One of my fav reads in my email.
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vesna jaksic lowe @vesnajaksiclowe.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
may issue of Immigrant Strong, my free monthly newsletter, is out! includes an essay i published this month, my favorite memoir of the year so far, and more writing and interviews with immigrant writers open.substack.com/pub/immigran...
open.substack.com
Immigrant Strong: May 2025
My Electric Lit essay, the newsletter turns six, and my favorite memoir of the year
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Matt Ortile (or-TEE-lay) @ortile.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
need a Costco-sized bag of these to get me through this day
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Matt Ortile (or-TEE-lay) @ortile.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
good morning blue sky pls tell me your favorite people to follow that make this place feel like golden age tw*tt*r i miss the shitposts
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Matt Ortile (or-TEE-lay) @ortile.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
wow i stop taking Zyrtec for one day and suddenly I’m clogged up like a middle manager’s email inbox after a week of PTO this sucks
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Anton Hur @antonhur.com · 29/05/2025
Come on New York Prove to the world that you are as cool as you incessantly claim you are Or just admit you're an overpriced version of Jersey City
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
We're now 8 points away from sending Andrew Cuomo back to the suburbs.
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Matt Ortile (or-TEE-lay) @ortile.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
also btw while I’m here: heads up that I’m gonna start writing classes again, watch this space ❤️
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Matt Ortile (or-TEE-lay) @ortile.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
I’ve been an editor for 11 years and my god I still have to say this once a month!! writers— please please PLEASE do not resolve your editor’s notes in the Google Doc until they tell you it is your turn to review and address!! I promise you they will tell you when it’s your move
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Writers Guild of America East @wgaeast.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
“Websites are their people; laying off the majority of a site’s staff is akin to molting skin and bones – and keeping only a name. So while Polygon persists, we still feel like now is an appropriate time to give former staff a chance to eulogize what was.” Read: aftermath.site/polygon-vox-...
aftermath.site
A Fond Farewell To Polygon, From The People Who Worked There - Aftermath
"It was a good website. I doubt I'll ever find a place like it for the rest of my career"
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Matt Ortile (or-TEE-lay) @ortile.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
need an app that lets me post on here and tweet on the other website simultaneously
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Matt Ortile (or-TEE-lay) @ortile.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Are you an American living in Ireland? Or perhaps you know an American who has moved to Ireland? I’d love to interview you for a story on Condé Nast Traveler — please reply below!
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big lou @thetallblonde.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
being on bluesky
Tweet from furby Hancock:

Waiter: so how is everything?
Me: great!
Waiter: (disgusted) even war?
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Rainesford Stauffer @rainesford.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Need everyone to know that for a final performance of Boston Ballet's Nutcracker, they costumed the party scene dolls as Elphaba and Glinda and even included the viral finger-hold moment. (Screenshot because it won't show the preview, but watch the IG video! Link: www.instagram.com/reel/DEP8Rsx... )
Ballet dancers with Boston Ballet recreating the viral finger-hold interview moment from the Wicked press tour, costumed as Elphaba and Glinda from Wicked.
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Maris Kreizman @maris.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Oh shit my book comes out this year!
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Ella Dawson @brosandprose.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Andy Cohen is still screaming about Eric Adams's indictments, I love this, happy new year everyone!!!
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thot catalog @thotcatalog.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
those gay raunchy holiday copypastas are sacred and must be handed down generation to generation
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Aditya Mukerjee 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @chimeracoder.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Without downloading any new pics, what's your energy going into 2025?
a tuba player has engulfed the head of another girl in a tuba's bell against the wall. Captions read

Tuba player: every company
Other girl: me
Tuba: every company
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Klint Kanopka @klint.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I want to talk about how I’m excited to teach parallelization in my Statistical Computing course, but I think most of my followers are here because of Onions. So here he is.
Onions
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Joseph Osmundson @reluctantlyjoe.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
ONIONS
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Eric Klinenberg @ericklinenberg.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Huge night here at NYU. An undergrad trying to fix their grade accidentally discovered how to email 11,000 instructors on a secret group email list, unifying the faculty like no one before. I have hundreds of email replies in my inbox. And apparently Onions, the puppy, has just been granted tenure.
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Lose some files. Misplace some paperwork. Type a name in wrong. Check the wrong box. Normal people are bad at their jobs all the time. Screw something up. There's gonna be a lot of opportunities in the coming years to do a bad job for the good of all.
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Pitchaya Sudbanthad @pitchaya.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Americans can enjoy power fluctuations so intellectually, artistically arrested hacks can make grotesque, unethically-derived "content" and images. "...more than three-quarters of highly-distorted power readings across the country are within 50 miles of significant data center activity."
bloomberg.com
AI Needs So Much Power, It’s Making Yours Worse
There’s a strong link between proximity to AI data centers and higher levels of distorted power in residential areas
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Judd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
This level of wealth concentration is indefensible
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Matt Ortile (or-TEE-lay) @ortile.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
thank you, RimmerCommando 🫡
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Matt Ortile (or-TEE-lay) @ortile.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
me, pictured, getting zapped by a taser “Matt Ortile stunned in new photo”
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Matt Ortile (or-TEE-lay) @ortile.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
butch de noël is that anything?
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Helen Rosner @hels.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
May I tempt madam with an end-of-year listicle www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
newyorker.com
The Best Restaurant Dishes of 2024
A food critic’s favorite menu items from a year of dining out.
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Helen Rosner @hels.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Hello! I write a weekly column for the New Yorker (mostly restaurant reviews, sometimes other vibey stuff) called The Food Scene. It’s also conveniently available as an email—the whole article, in full, no paywall!—which you can sign up for here:
newyorker.com
Sign up for The Food Scene newsletter
Helen Rosner on what, where, and how to eat.
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Sasha Darling PHD, MD, DSL @sashadarling.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
I made a gingerbread panopticon
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elia ayoub @ayoub.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Some people: it is offensive to compare Israel to the Nazis IDF soldier taking part in the Gaza genocide: “I felt like a Nazi. It looked exactly like we were the Nazis and they were the Jews.” In an Israeli paper by an Israeli interviewing Israelis. archive.is/2024.12.23-1...
haaretz.com
'When you enter Gaza, you are God': Inside the minds of IDF soldiers who commit war crimes | Opinion
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Ilana Masad @ilanaslightly.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
I'd say Melissa Febos's whole book Body Work? But especially "In Praise of Navel Gazing"!
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Joanna B (she/her) @thewelllostmind.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
I think of this one from Alexander Chee as an essay about essay writing: themorningnews.org/article/anni...
themorningnews.org
Annie Dillard and the Writing Life - The Morning News
Writers aren’t born, they’re made—from practice, reading, and a lot of caffeine. And sometimes tutelage.
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Alexander Chee @alexanderchee.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Happens in lots of literary fiction to cis people also. Nonfiction also. A general lack of description, maybe even an anxiety about it.
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colin feral @sal.gay · 22/12/2024
Fuck it we bawl
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Matt Ortile (or-TEE-lay) @ortile.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
question for the literary nonfiction girlies on here: tell me about your favorite ‘essays about essays’ — I’m revisiting Jia’s “the personal essay boom is over” and thinking of compiling a little reading list
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Matt Ortile (or-TEE-lay) @ortile.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
was bored at a family event earlier so i vsco’ed old pics of me to look like pictures of a movie protagonist’s dead wife
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Matt Ortile (or-TEE-lay) @ortile.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
re-reading the outlines & drafts of my first book and wow, that 27-year-old was really on fire 🤩 i mean i’m cringing at some of the prose lmao but there was so much material!!! a lot of so-so writing that led to something exceptional that i’m v proud of 🥹 (buy my book here! bit.ly/groomxbookshop)
bit.ly
The Groom Will Keep His Name: And Other Vows I've Made about Race, Resistance, and Romance a book by Matt Ortile
A riotous collection of "witty and captivating" essays by a gay Filipino immigrant in America who is learning that everything is about sex (Bitch Magazine) -- and sex is about power.When Matt Ortile m...
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matt @computergay.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
non-binary assassins be like did you read my mxnifestx
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Bradley Stern @muumuse.com · 24/11/2024
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alexis nedd @alexisthenedd.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I have jury duty coming up so it’s time to get weird where anyone can see it — who’s the weirdest Disney character you ever had a crush on because mine is both of Ursula’s eels
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Matt Ortile (or-TEE-lay) @ortile.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
hello! trying to get recognized as a handsome gay on here; have a little selfie dump, more tk
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Matt Ortile (or-TEE-lay) @ortile.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
the new C trains really are so fierce, it’s giving 2014 Milan
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